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Kon.Artist.
03-02-2007, 01:32 AM
By a dog

OK, so I was over at a friends house and his mom is getting pissed because the screen in her glass pipe is gone, so shes trying to roll a joint while yelling at the dog to stop barking at me. Then it kept trying to jump on me and finally it brings its 2 front legs together on my arm like its hugging it and makes like humping motions with its hips. Finally I realize its trying to mount my arm.

Luckily I pulled my arm away before this overly hormonal dog could start trying to fuck my hand. I am afraid to go near this dog now :(
4gan2ja0
03-02-2007, 01:35 AM
dont worry, after he gets his balls snipped off you wont have that problem
peace:jointsmile:
Samwhore
03-02-2007, 01:36 AM
doggystyle anyone?
dusto2k3
03-02-2007, 01:38 AM
It was showing its dominance over you
Skink
03-02-2007, 02:28 AM
The Rolling Stones,,,Sticky Fingers...
N3D FLANDERS
03-02-2007, 02:30 AM
.....WOW
what do i say to that?
Genuine17
03-02-2007, 02:32 AM
you should have pushed it on the ground and mounted HIM, that would have definitely showed him what the fucks up.
Mrs. Greenjeans
03-02-2007, 02:49 AM
I'da kicked the shit outta that dog. Dusto's right...it was showing dominance. I woulda kicked it, then I woulda pissed on it.
Mrs. Greenjeans
03-02-2007, 02:50 AM
you should have pushed it on the ground and mounted HIM, that would have definitely showed him what the fucks up.
:S2: :S2: Right on.
birdgirl73
03-02-2007, 02:52 AM
Hasn't anyone ever recommended you get spayed so you don't come into estrus and attract male dogs in that fashion? See your vet at once, Kon Artist. Another close encounter like that, and you could end up with a litter of puppies!
NextLineIsMine
03-02-2007, 02:53 AM
Why are dogs so horny? They lick their balls and such all the time but you would never see a cat do that.
Jaerl
03-02-2007, 02:54 AM
dont worry, after he gets his balls snipped off you wont have that problem
peace:jointsmile:

When you put it like that i kinda feel sorry for it :(

But if i was u i'd just kick that dog everytime it came near me
birdgirl73
03-02-2007, 02:57 AM
I have two male cats. They do personal cleaning that looks somewhat horny, too, Next Line. Fortunately, they're usually a little more discreet about it than dogs. Unless we have company over, of course, in which case they flop down on the living room floor and do their detailed private-cleaning in front of the crowd. We can't win for losing with those guys.
Mrs. Greenjeans
03-02-2007, 02:59 AM
Argh! My cats do that too! I pick them up and put them in another room.
smoke it
03-02-2007, 11:30 PM
lol. that sucks
rebgirl420
03-02-2007, 11:33 PM
My cat has his...um..boys snipped off so he just walks around all day and bitches...
slipknotpsycho
03-02-2007, 11:36 PM
By a dog

OK, so I was over at a friends house and his mom is getting pissed because the screen in her glass pipe is gone, so shes trying to roll a joint while yelling at the dog to stop barking at me. Then it kept trying to jump on me and finally it brings its 2 front legs together on my arm like its hugging it and makes like humping motions with its hips. Finally I realize its trying to mount my arm.

Luckily I pulled my arm away before this overly hormonal dog could start trying to fuck my hand. I am afraid to go near this dog now :(

maybe he knows a human hand means pleasure to his dick? o.0

i'd definately think twice before shaking hands with anyone in the house...
Gatekeeper777
03-02-2007, 11:38 PM
By a dog

OK, so I was over at a friends house and his mom is getting pissed because the screen in her glass pipe is gone, so shes trying to roll a joint while yelling at the dog to stop barking at me. Then it kept trying to jump on me and finally it brings its 2 front legs together on my arm like its hugging it and makes like humping motions with its hips. Finally I realize its trying to mount my arm.

Luckily I pulled my arm away before this overly hormonal dog could start trying to fuck my hand. I am afraid to go near this dog now :(
Well you should at least buy him some dinner before you give the doggie a bone.
lol
napolitana869
03-02-2007, 11:47 PM
my dog tries to do that when he has to poop real bad
Nochowderforyou
03-03-2007, 12:45 AM
My leg was once violated by a dog too, a very jumpy, hyper dog. I was just in the doorway and he mounts my leg. Without thinking right (I may have been drunk) I just per the old boy. I look down and I see a bright pink doggy weiner pointing out and ready for action.

To say the least, I kicked that horny dog off of me and shut the door. I tried to file attempted rape, but the dog pleaded inncocent. ;)