who am i in love with today?

[GHoSToKeR]

okay, guys, I have a problem..

Im in love with all chicks, girls, females, women, ladies, Mädchen, filles... Im in love with every girl I see walking down the street, every girl I see at clubs, pubs, bars, shops, garages.. Im in love with all of my ex-girlfriends and future girlfriends, every girl ive ever spoken to, had sex with, wanted to have sex with, am going to have sex with.. every girl ive seen, spoken to or heard, in real life, on tv or on this forum. ahhhhhh!! what do i do? maybe i should turn gay? okay scratch that, but its driving me insane!!! :eek: i hate being 17! lol :p

[Euphoric]

hehe i feel the pain...the only girls im not completely intoxicated with are those horrible slop pile ones otherwise ITS ON
good work ladies we love you :)

[RESiNATE]

Heck fire, GHoST, you're 17 already?!?!..I thought you were only 15 just the other day...how time flies...(:p)

Yups, big up the girls, init!

Literally, big up :D

*sighs*
I, in my adoptive 'monk-like' state, will probably never feel the warm, soft, flesh of a woman pressed against me again...and it makes me sad, 'cos I used to enjoy all that malarky - but I guess I've been burnt too many times, and after a while one's heart can only take so much....never mind, eh?
There's plenty of pictures and kleenex in this world lol

:D

[toejam]

...

[Imotep]

mmm, cloven hoof.

[Encatuse]

GhostToker - I hate to be the one to tell you this, but those are all tell-tale signs of homosexuality.

[notanovice]

GhostToker - I hate to be the one to tell you this, but those are all tell-tale signs of homosexuality.
he`s right!!! :D

you are also in love with your keyboard, cause you got more posts than
a tree has leaves :D :D

[GHoSToKeR]

depends how big the tree is

i knew a tree once, that had 3,000 leaves.. but it died.. poor tree :(

[maryjanemama]

Ghost, if you're like me it will never end...already this morning I've thought about all these ppl minus their clothes: My husband, Bruce my tattoo artist, Anthony Keidis,my friend Dan, Sawleaf,...the list goes on and on and it's not even 8 AM!!! :p With the exception that you are thinking about girls. :rolleyes:

[GHoSToKeR]

lol.. Who knows? I may have thought about Sawleaf in his birthday suit, but I digress lol :p

But yeah, I dont think i'm ever going to grow out of it.. Whenever I go for a drink with my older brother, we're like two old, pervy men.. We sit there checking girls out, talking about girls, thinking about girls, drinking beer, checking out more girls, chatting to girls, and he's 26 lol :p

[Ammie]

lol.. Who knows? I may have thought about Sawleaf in his birthday suit, but I digress lol :p

But yeah, I dont think i'm ever going to grow out of it.. Whenever I go for a drink with my older brother, we're like two old, pervy men.. We sit there checking girls out, talking about girls, thinking about girls, drinking beer, checking out more girls, chatting to girls, and he's 26 lol :p



hahahahaha looks like theres no hope for y then, better just turn gay now :D

[GHoSToKeR]

fucking fuck no!!!!!!!

im staying as straight as the straight bits on a straight thing, baby!! yeah!! lol

i've got alot more exploring to do.. im sure there are a few more female body parts i haven't discovered yet.. and a hell-of-alot more things i havent learnt to do.. and i love to learn.. hehe :p

[Ammie]

fucking fuck no!!!!!!!

im staying as straight as the straight bits on a straight thing, baby!! yeah!! lol

i've got alot more exploring to do.. im sure there are a few more female body parts i haven't discovered yet.. and a hell-of-alot more things i havent learnt to do.. and i love to learn.. hehe :p

I teach classes u want me to school u ;)

[GHoSToKeR]

umm

errrr...

hmmmm...

**thinks about it**

**thinks some more**

**and more**

**and.....

......more**

where do I sign up? :p

[Ammie]

umm

errrr...

hmmmm...

**thinks about it**

**thinks some more**

**and more**

**and.....

......more**

where do I sign up? :p


Ill send u an app :D .....
But i must tell u I like one on one time with my students ;)
we'll just call it extra credit :rolleyes:

[GHoSToKeR]

sure thing

:)

umm... can I have a detention, too? :p

[Ammie]

sure thing

:)

umm... can I have a detention, too? :p

yes! but im very strict on my students ;)
I hope u can handle it :p

[GHoSToKeR]

snappage lol thats funny :p

[Cheeched Chick HiGh]

This conversation is way too heavy for my small mind to fathom...or maybe want to fathom...actually, I do fathom it...its just Im chosing not to. :)

[GHoSToKeR]

This conversation is way too heavy for my small mind to fathom...or maybe want to fathom...actually, I do fathom it...its just Im chosing not to. :)
lol psht

isnt fathom, like, a measurement or something?

bah, who cares

what was the question again? i hate it when that happens :)

[clevemire]

okay, guys, I have a problem..

Im in love with all chicks, girls, females, women, ladies, Mädchen, filles... Im in love with every girl I see walking down the street, every girl I see at clubs, pubs, bars, shops, garages.. Im in love with all of my ex-girlfriends and future girlfriends, every girl ive ever spoken to, had sex with, wanted to have sex with, am going to have sex with.. every girl ive seen, spoken to or heard, in real life, on tv or on this forum. ahhhhhh!! what do i do? maybe i should turn gay? okay scratch that, but its driving me insane!!! :eek: i hate being 17! lol :pYou just need to beat off more often.

[GHoSToKeR]

perhaps

But I dont think this will solve my problems in the long run

Sure, I can beat off 5, 10, 15, 30, 60, 120 times a day.. But where will that get me? I'll tell you where it'll get me! Sitting in my bedroom surrounded by crusty tissues, wondering why my hand is sore, thats where it'll get me!! And is that what I really want? Truely??











Yes

[Cheeched Chick HiGh]

Plus, if you jack off alot when you are young...you'll have a really hard time 'getting' off when you are older.

yup yup

[GHoSToKeR]

hey

maybe thats a cure for premature ejaculation!! jack off loads when youre younger lol :p

[RESiNATE]

Sure, I can beat off 5, 10, 15, 30, 60, 120 times a day.. But where will that get me?

In an arthritis ward?
The Guiness Book of Records?
In trouble with the environment agency?

lol

And where did you get the idea that you'll suffer in later life, Cheeched?
It is proven that your prostate gland gets stronger, the more a man ejaculates. It will also prevent prostate cancer :D
I can still hit the ceiling at 200yrds....with splash back!

lmaooo

Ok, maybe not 200yrds....but deffo splash-back :D

Ok, maybe not the ceiling......but when I flex my prostate, I rise 3ft off the chair!
lol

Yeah, so.....120times a day :eek:

[GHoSToKeR]

A bag of weed: £40

Ciggies, alcohol, rizlas: £30

Catching your stoned friend jacking off in the bathroom: Priceless!!

Money cant buy some things....

....For everything thing else, there's Mastercard

:p

[RESiNATE]

lol

"Porridge....for when there's nothing left in the house to eat"

[GHoSToKeR]

lol

My mom has got in to the habit of eating out every night, with her "boyfriend" or friends or whatever.. So, being the self-sustaining, mature adult (ahem) that I am, i've taken it upon myself to eat beans on toast every night.. lol.. and when she went on holiday, all I ate was take-away, or i'd go round to my bro's and eat all his food.. My money was better spent on weed than on shopping.. I'm never gonna survive on my own lol

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, I usually make the mistake of going shopping whilst stoned.
Average contents of trolley:

Biscuits
Chocolate
Milk
Cereal
Chocolate
Crumpets
Tea bags
Chocolate
Some ham
Chocolate


I always get asked if I'm throwing a party, by the cashier..:confused:
I just make my excuses and leave :D

[GHoSToKeR]

"Some ham"

LOL

Crumpets are the shit when you're stoned, eh!? :p Gotta love those crumpets :)

[RESiNATE]

Yeah man..Crumpets rool lol

You gotta have half a pound of butter on them too...so that they squirt butter out when you bite them :D
Sometimes I put Bovril on them too...yummmy

I got a bowl of porridge now :D

[Reefer Rogue]

im staying as straight as the straight bits on a straight thing, baby!!

your as straight as a rainbow and twice as colourful :) lol jus playin (or am i?) yes... i am.....NOT!!!!!!! not not playing which means im playing with your head..not that head.. youd like that to much....get that picture out of your mind. is the poopdeck really what i think it is?

[Ammie]

your as straight as a rainbow and twice as colourful :) lol jus playin (or am i?) yes... i am.....NOT!!!!!!! not not playing which means im playing with your head..not that head.. youd like that to much....get that picture out of your mind. is the poopdeck really what i think it is?
hmmmmmmmmmm :eek: :eek:

[BOgart.bitch]

you arent in love, your dick is.

aka: lust.

very different from love but often times confused with.

and, no worries, you're a man (and a teenager) so its normal.

[apsinthion]

I think this thread has a natural male rhythm to it.

Thinking too much about women, jacking off and then thinking about food lol.:D

[InvincibleArmor79]

what else is there to think about???

[clevemire]

I think this thread has a natural male rhythm to it.

Thinking too much about women, jacking off and then thinking about food lol.:DSounds like a hell of a plan to me!

[BradPitt]

Yep, you deffintely need to increase youre daily seamen output to about 50cc's.

[apsinthion]

Sounds like a hell of a plan to me!

Oh yes. :D

Sexual pleasure and food lol.

What more could a man want. :D

[GHoSToKeR]

loads of funny looking giraffes in party hats

[GooseBear]

a warm house

















there is me going all practicle on everyone

[apsinthion]

loads of funny looking giraffes in party hats

Okay granted. :D

[never 2 much]

who cares what you do, just dont turn gay..k?

seems like all they sexy guys are fags...your the only one left, well not the only one..all the guys on here are hot as hell, so, yea, yall gotta stay straight!!!!


for my sake

[Ammie]

loads of funny looking giraffes in party hats


NOW THATS SEXY :eek:

[zarathustra]

Have any of you ever woken up after a looooong night, most of which you don't remember, and found food you didn't remember and just ate it to later realize that it had been in your girlfriend at one point? Just wonderin...umm...not that...uh...I have...or anything...gotta go.

[GHoSToKeR]

who cares what you do, just dont turn gay..k?

seems like all they sexy guys are fags...your the only one left, well not the only one..all the guys on here are hot as hell, so, yea, yall gotta stay straight!!!!


for my sake

lol cheers babe

but naw, i dont think im gonna be turning gay any time soon :eek:

[Dreadmantic]

That's ok... I'm definately the female equivelant to you. I totally wear my heart on a sleeve and it's really hard somethimes. I guess I don't have that problem really because women hold all the cards when it comes to sex:: all I gotta say is, "Hey, wanna have sex?" ;)

[GHoSToKeR]

"Hey, wanna have sex?"
Okay


umm

I mean.. umm.. never mind :o :p