who am i in love with today?

[GHoSToKeR]

okay, guys, I have a problem..

Im in love with all chicks, girls, females, women, ladies, Mädchen, filles... Im in love with every girl I see walking down the street, every girl I see at clubs, pubs, bars, shops, garages.. Im in love with all of my ex-girlfriends and future girlfriends, every girl ive ever spoken to, had sex with, wanted to have sex with, am going to have sex with.. every girl ive seen, spoken to or heard, in real life, on tv or on this forum. ahhhhhh!! what do i do? maybe i should turn gay? okay scratch that, but its driving me insane!!! i hate being 17! lol

GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on 12-07-2004. who am i in love with today? okay, guys, I have a problem.. Im in love with all chicks, girls, females, women, ladies, Mädchen, filles... Im in love with every girl I see walking down the street, every girl I see at clubs, pubs, bars, shops, garages.. Im in love with all of my ex-girlfriends and future girlfriends, every girl ive ever spoken to, had sex with, wanted to have sex with, am going to have sex with.. every girl ive seen, spoken to or heard, in real life, on tv or on this forum. ahhhhhh!! what do i do? Rating: 5

[Euphoric]

hehe i feel the pain...the only girls im not completely intoxicated with are those horrible slop pile ones otherwise ITS ON
good work ladies we love you

[RESiNATE]

Heck fire, GHoST, you're 17 already?!?!..I thought you were only 15 just the other day...how time flies...()

Yups, big up the girls, init!

Literally, big up

*sighs*
I, in my adoptive 'monk-like' state, will probably never feel the warm, soft, flesh of a woman pressed against me again...and it makes me sad, 'cos I used to enjoy all that malarky - but I guess I've been burnt too many times, and after a while one's heart can only take so much....never mind, eh?
There's plenty of pictures and kleenex in this world lol

[toejam]

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[Imotep]

mmm, cloven hoof.

[Encatuse]

GhostToker - I hate to be the one to tell you this, but those are all tell-tale signs of homosexuality.

[notanovice]

GhostToker - I hate to be the one to tell you this, but those are all tell-tale signs of homosexuality.

he`s right!!!

you are also in love with your keyboard, cause you got more posts than
a tree has leaves

[GHoSToKeR]

depends how big the tree is

i knew a tree once, that had 3,000 leaves.. but it died.. poor tree

[maryjanemama]

Ghost, if you're like me it will never end...already this morning I've thought about all these ppl minus their clothes: My husband, Bruce my tattoo artist, Anthony Keidis,my friend Dan, Sawleaf,...the list goes on and on and it's not even 8 AM!!! With the exception that you are thinking about girls.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol.. Who knows? I may have thought about Sawleaf in his birthday suit, but I digress lol

But yeah, I dont think i'm ever going to grow out of it.. Whenever I go for a drink with my older brother, we're like two old, pervy men.. We sit there checking girls out, talking about girls, thinking about girls, drinking beer, checking out more girls, chatting to girls, and he's 26 lol