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silverstoner
02-25-2007, 03:13 AM
k, so heres what sux bout my life so far, first i get caught by my parents (see other thread) then today i get caught by a security gaurd who made me throw out 1.5g (he said he was a stoner too and was thinking about keeping it to himself, probably took it out of trash lol) so after getting caught he kicked me out (i was a movie theater, he kicked the stall room door down in the washroom lol) then at tim hortons (coffee shop) i have a 5piece still good for a pinner and a little kid is watching me for 20minutes through a crack in the stall. then he fucken yells out "theres a guy in the corner of the washroom with his pants off doing nothing!!!!!" (i was sagging my pants but not even that low...) well when i come out everyone staring at me and the kid's dad is like "he was jacking off son" lol later on he told his son that i was rolling a joint lol. well after all that shit somehow throughout the course of the day i lost my bus pass, but i atleast made a new friend who i smoked on my 5peice and told me that theres a house right beside his that is always unlocked and has a room for hotboxing (so basically some stoners put money together to buy a house to smoke in lol)

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-25-2007, 03:46 AM
LOL! I seriously doubt a bunch of stoners pitched in and bought a house just to have one room to smoke in. More likely there's an absentee landlord who doesn't know what's going on.

zalami128
02-25-2007, 03:52 AM
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING IN RESTROOMS YOU FUCKING FREAK.

Polymirize
02-25-2007, 03:53 AM
theres a house right beside his that is always unlocked and has a room for hotboxing (so basically some stoners put money together to buy a house to smoke in lol)

I gotta say, that sounds a lot less like stoners and a lot more like meth addicts or heroin junkies...

be safe.

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-25-2007, 04:02 AM
I gotta say, that sounds a lot less like stoners and a lot more like meth addicts or heroin junkies...

be safe.
Ah, I bet you're right. I didn't think of that.

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-25-2007, 04:52 AM
Nobody is saying he's a meth or heroin addict. We're saying that the unlocked house is probably a hangout for those types, and we're warning him to be careful.

But yeah, I don't see why rolling a j in a stall would make someone a freak.

dusto2k3
02-25-2007, 04:56 AM
one time when i was traveling from pensacola to san diego, i stopped in charlotte and rolled a phille titan in the stall. When i was done there was tobacco and stems everywhere. I just walked the parking lot and smoked the thing. Then went in the starbucks in the airport and slept until my layover was done/.

mfqr
02-25-2007, 04:59 AM
Sounds like some shitty times, bro. Don't let it get to you, though. Just keep going on with life, and all will be fine.

Chronic.Tonic
02-25-2007, 06:09 AM
Dude, a sucerity guard caught you and did what he told you? Even if I was trapped in a stall of a bathroom, inside a movie theater. I'd tell that guy to fuck off, if he really was a stoner he wouldn't do a damn thing to you. Just be like, "What are you going to do? Call the cops? I'll walk away and be long gone before they get here." I've never said that to a sucerity guard, but it's what I'd say if I was in your situation.
As far as the rest. I would be extremely embarassed if some little kids dad claimed I was masturbating in the bathroom of a coffee shop. I would run out of there cherry red in the face most likely. I envy you for how you handled that whole deal.

Matt the Funk
02-26-2007, 03:18 AM
Dude fuck that security gaurd. I once rolled a jay in a Toys R Us bathroom though. Hahah, after I came out the security was after me :p

orange floyd
02-26-2007, 03:43 AM
why the fuck was some kid looking at you while you were in the stall

RyanTheCaveman
02-26-2007, 03:50 AM
why the fuck was some kid looking at you while you were in the stall

LOL! i didn't stop to think about that.

DudemeisteR420
02-26-2007, 04:14 AM
why the fuck was some kid looking at you while you were in the stall
ya man, i hate when little kids piss me off because you cant do anything about it !!

NewbiePacker
02-26-2007, 05:10 PM
Sounds like some George Michael type shit, pants up or down?

silverstoner
02-26-2007, 05:21 PM
lol my pants were up, just sagged, anyway i gotta add a 4th day to it lol, yesterday i got caught once again by my mom. says shes gonna take everything away from my (internet, phone ect.) anyways if she lays a finger on me im beating the fuck out of her lol im tired of being their bitch like whenever theres a party or something im not aloud to go, or i gotta tell my parents whenever i leave the house fuck that. anyways shes not taking nothing away from me i know it, cuz if she does she's not really protecting me at all, her reasons for me not smoking pot is cuz i'll be a failure and not go to university, yet taking shit lilke internet away isnt really helpful since 80% of big assignments in school require research and be printed off a computer.

cambam
02-27-2007, 06:12 PM
lol my pants were up, just sagged, anyway i gotta add a 4th day to it lol, yesterday i got caught once again by my mom. says shes gonna take everything away from my (internet, phone ect.) anyways if she lays a finger on me im beating the fuck out of her lol im tired of being their bitch like whenever theres a party or something im not aloud to go, or i gotta tell my parents whenever i leave the house fuck that. anyways shes not taking nothing away from me i know it, cuz if she does she's not really protecting me at all, her reasons for me not smoking pot is cuz i'll be a failure and not go to university, yet taking shit lilke internet away isnt really helpful since 80% of big assignments in school require research and be printed off a computer.

How old are you? Grow up and respect your parents. After all, you wouldn't be here if it wasn't for them.

I hate little kids who act as if the world revolves around them, ungrateful little shits.

cfvgcfvg
02-28-2007, 02:03 AM
SilverStoner, seriously, thats low. If you lay one finger on her, you should and can go to prison. Weed is not about hate and violence. It's about peace and love. And yes, despite what you may think, you're parents do love you. Go have a toke, give your Mom a hug, and tell her how much you love her.

keeko
02-28-2007, 02:08 AM
yea, god forbid your parents take away something that they bought you because you were irresponsible and got caught

keeko
02-28-2007, 02:11 AM
hey cfvgcfvg i just tried giving you rep but it says i need to spread it around or something

Zoosh
02-28-2007, 11:58 PM
Weed is not about hate and violence. It's about peace and love.

Hahahahahaha. Oh man that mad me laugh so hard.

TheAtomicPunk
03-01-2007, 12:26 AM
I've rolled a blunt in the bathroom at an amusement park, I've also done coke in the same bathroom, I've rolled joints and done coke in bathrooms at restaraunts / retail stores, that doesn't mean I'm a coke addict!(Note Sarcasm) Well I don't touch that anymore but...

And I hear where Silverstoner's coming from. I can be a very pissed off irritable guy regardless of being known as the nicest person my friends have ever met. I can't stand my mom at all, I can't even go to school on my own, I have to be driven there and driven home because she thinks leave in a car in the morning or after school. I can't leave during the weekdays, I can't possess my own money, and when I use it I need a receipt to prove it. I can't leave to go skate or just have fun anymore, and why? I haven't done a single thing wrong, it's only because my mom is suspicious of my activities(which for the last 8 months have been apso-fucking-lutley nothing).