WORST 3 days of my life

[silverstoner]

k, so heres what sux bout my life so far, first i get caught by my parents (see other thread) then today i get caught by a security gaurd who made me throw out 1.5g (he said he was a stoner too and was thinking about keeping it to himself, probably took it out of trash lol) so after getting caught he kicked me out (i was a movie theater, he kicked the stall room door down in the washroom lol) then at tim hortons (coffee shop) i have a 5piece still good for a pinner and a little kid is watching me for 20minutes through a crack in the stall. then he fucken yells out "theres a guy in the corner of the washroom with his pants off doing nothing!!!!!" (i was sagging my pants but not even that low...) well when i come out everyone staring at me and the kid's dad is like "he was jacking off son" lol later on he told his son that i was rolling a joint lol. well after all that shit somehow throughout the course of the day i lost my bus pass, but i atleast made a new friend who i smoked on my 5peice and told me that theres a house right beside his that is always unlocked and has a room for hotboxing (so basically some stoners put money together to buy a house to smoke in lol)

silverstoner Reviewed by silverstoner on 02-25-2007. WORST 3 days of my life k, so heres what sux bout my life so far, first i get caught by my parents (see other thread) then today i get caught by a security gaurd who made me throw out 1.5g (he said he was a stoner too and was thinking about keeping it to himself, probably took it out of trash lol) so after getting caught he kicked me out (i was a movie theater, he kicked the stall room door down in the washroom lol) then at tim hortons (coffee shop) i have a 5piece still good for a pinner and a little kid is watching Rating: 5

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL! I seriously doubt a bunch of stoners pitched in and bought a house just to have one room to smoke in. More likely there's an absentee landlord who doesn't know what's going on.

[zalami128]

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING IN RESTROOMS YOU FUCKING FREAK.

[Polymirize]

theres a house right beside his that is always unlocked and has a room for hotboxing (so basically some stoners put money together to buy a house to smoke in lol)

I gotta say, that sounds a lot less like stoners and a lot more like meth addicts or heroin junkies...

be safe.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I gotta say, that sounds a lot less like stoners and a lot more like meth addicts or heroin junkies...

be safe.

Ah, I bet you're right. I didn't think of that.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Nobody is saying he's a meth or heroin addict. We're saying that the unlocked house is probably a hangout for those types, and we're warning him to be careful.

But yeah, I don't see why rolling a j in a stall would make someone a freak.

[dusto2k3]

one time when i was traveling from pensacola to san diego, i stopped in charlotte and rolled a phille titan in the stall. When i was done there was tobacco and stems everywhere. I just walked the parking lot and smoked the thing. Then went in the starbucks in the airport and slept until my layover was done/.

[mfqr]

Sounds like some shitty times, bro. Don't let it get to you, though. Just keep going on with life, and all will be fine.

[Chronic.Tonic]

Dude, a sucerity guard caught you and did what he told you? Even if I was trapped in a stall of a bathroom, inside a movie theater. I'd tell that guy to fuck off, if he really was a stoner he wouldn't do a damn thing to you. Just be like, "What are you going to do? Call the cops? I'll walk away and be long gone before they get here." I've never said that to a sucerity guard, but it's what I'd say if I was in your situation.
As far as the rest. I would be extremely embarassed if some little kids dad claimed I was masturbating in the bathroom of a coffee shop. I would run out of there cherry red in the face most likely. I envy you for how you handled that whole deal.

[Matt the Funk]

Dude fuck that security gaurd. I once rolled a jay in a Toys R Us bathroom though. Hahah, after I came out the security was after me