How much toilet paper do you use?

[Mike23artist]

I always take a huge wad like a catchers mit and wipe my ass crack clean i even have clogged toilets from time to time:thumbsup:

[Podge_Boro]

my holder is about waist height, im about 5.9"
i take it to the floor and scrunchnit all up

im the only person i know who stands up to whipe his ass
anybody else on here?

[Gatekeeper777]

I'll be damn. toilet paper? I used the toilet brush!
Well if the tooth brush is for brushing your teeth ,then it would stand to reason that the toilet brush is for brushing your ass.
no floride needed but i do have one big cavity!
;)

[Nation_1ne]

I use two squares at a time, you fold it over so it has the thickness of two sheets, that way your finger doesn't poke through. With the night I've had though an entire finger will slip through, just to fucking own me even more!

[Dro_Princess]

my holder is about waist height, im about 5.9"
i take it to the floor and scrunchnit all up

im the only person i know who stands up to whipe his ass
anybody else on here?

I walked in on my husband in the bathroom and he was standing up to whipe so I think your not alone.

I get a good amount and then fold it in half until its about 2 squares big and then I do the folding method repeat if necesary. I would love to have one of those toilets that squirt a stream of water at your ass when your done. But you know what I hate when you take a shower and then as soon as you get out you gotta use the bathroom. I get so mad.

[friendowl]

hahaha
fuck paper
i get the water hose
and give my butt a good soaking
then i stick my cheeks out the window
as i drive on the freeway to get airdry

[Feebs420]

i use my hand.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

what's toilet paper?

[Pipe Dreams]

.... Man, I just wrap the paper around my hand some to where its nice and somewhat thick, then I wipe.

Also, I stand up to wipe my ass. Its funny, cause a couple of days ago after takin a dump, I stood up and whiped my ass, and I happened to think about that same thing.. "am I the only one who stands up wipe my ass?"

[Nation_1ne]

Standing to wipe your ass is so weird. I do know a fair few people who stand though. I'm just too smooth, I gotta' lean baby.

[Mike23artist]

I stand up to wipe

[4gan2ja0]

i stand up to wipe. i too thought i was alone

[slipknotpsycho]

i call in my dog...

wait.. i don't have a dog... so who's been licking my ass? o.0

[benagain]

LMMFAO
This thread is almost too funny to even post a reply to.

I'm also a folder. I put a layer across my palm and fold it over several times and rip it off. Prolly 3 or so layers in my 'bunch'. Also, I ususally sit and wipe, but I stood a time or two in my life.

[Skink]

6 to 8... I'm a wrapper... I bought a holder where I can just take the roll of and on,,,man what a good buy...

[Samwhore]

Like 6 squares...

"hey little fella gotta change your touch
whatcha though was enough,
miiiight be too much
see its more cushiony than eva before
Charmin Ultra, less is more
when we say less is more,
less is more,
its more absorbent than the regular rippled brand for sure
what you used to love now,
your gonna adore,
charmin ultra,
less is more,"

"cha cha cha, Charmin"

[Dr.Chiefer]

What?? whats upwith all you guys standing to wipe, thats like askin for your poo to get smooshed all over both cheeks. I personally lean to the left side and wipe with right hand, hold the joint with my left hand

[Pipe Dreams]

Hahh, I know when I started standing to wipe...

When I had knee surgery, My left leg was in a straight cast, so it was really hard to just lean. I had to stand up to wipe, and I just got used to it and still do it :P

[slipknotpsycho]

remind me to never shake your hand if we meet... and remind me to roll up my own joint while we're at it..

[Tokudai]

2 squares folded over eachother. Then I use the other side. I'm doing my part to save the rain forest.


...If you were really concerned, you'd use one sheet, poke your finger through a hole in the center, use your finger to clean your ass, then wipe off your finger with the paper......You wanna-be enviromentalists make me SICK :P

Me - I use the wet-wipes thingies. Only need one and they make yer ass smell good, too

[Canadien.]

WOW, I thought every guy stood up to wipe his ass, this is news to me. I think we need to make a poll.

Uhh, like six squares, fold it over, wipe, then I'm content.

[Gatekeeper777]

[QUOTE=Tokudai;1253126Me - I use the wet-wipes thingies. Only need one and they make yer ass smell good, too[/QUOTE]

since MY shit smells like roses i dont whipe i brush.

[SwirlyMass]

What?? whats upwith all you guys standing to wipe, thats like askin for your poo to get smooshed all over both cheeks. I personally lean to the left side and wipe with right hand, hold the joint with my left hand

second that! 'specially the smoking pot on the pot part. dammit where did my thread about that go?

[Gatekeeper777]

when i am not at home and cant use the toilet brush i usually make a nest out of toilet paper on the seat and lay a cltch of eggs.

[BizzleLuvin]

umm like four squares

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

depending how much shit i have on my arse

what kinda question is that? LOL

[Nochowderforyou]

I always take a huge wad like a catchers mit and wipe my ass crack clean i even have clogged toilets from time to time:thumbsup:

Interesting question.

I'm a folder myself. I take about 3-4 square plys, rip it, fold it up, wipe, then fold it one more time, then wipe again, then toss. It depends on how big of a mess I made too. If my feces were more loose than compact, I usually only wipe once with the folded TP otherwise slimey poo gets on my hands. When it starts getting cleaner, then I can wipe 3 or 4 times with one piece.

I find when I crumple, it is too bulky, which in return, hurts my bumhole. :)

[cambam]

5 or 6 sheets, fold, wipe, check, fold, wipe, check, fold wipe and buh bye.

Another toilet based question, back to front, or front to back?

And another, Round the side, or under the bridge?

[Nochowderforyou]

Another toilet based question, back to front, or front to back?

And another, Round the side, or under the bridge?

Front to back and around the side. :p

[Oneironaut]

I'm a stander (front to back and around the side) and a wadder (six or seven squares is usually enough).

[SwirlyMass]

Single ply or two ply?