How much toilet paper do you use?

[Mike23artist]

I always take a huge wad like a catchers mit and wipe my ass crack clean i even have clogged toilets from time to time:thumbsup:

Mike23artist Reviewed by Mike23artist on 02-14-2007. How much toilet paper do you use? I always take a huge wad like a catchers mit and wipe my ass crack clean i even have clogged toilets from time to time:thumbsup: Rating: 5

[Podge_Boro]

my holder is about waist height, im about 5.9"
i take it to the floor and scrunchnit all up

im the only person i know who stands up to whipe his ass
anybody else on here?

[Gatekeeper777]

I'll be damn. toilet paper? I used the toilet brush!
Well if the tooth brush is for brushing your teeth ,then it would stand to reason that the toilet brush is for brushing your ass.
no floride needed but i do have one big cavity!

[Nation_1ne]

I use two squares at a time, you fold it over so it has the thickness of two sheets, that way your finger doesn't poke through. With the night I've had though an entire finger will slip through, just to fucking own me even more!

[Dro_Princess]

my holder is about waist height, im about 5.9"
i take it to the floor and scrunchnit all up

im the only person i know who stands up to whipe his ass
anybody else on here?

I walked in on my husband in the bathroom and he was standing up to whipe so I think your not alone.

I get a good amount and then fold it in half until its about 2 squares big and then I do the folding method repeat if necesary. I would love to have one of those toilets that squirt a stream of water at your ass when your done. But you know what I hate when you take a shower and then as soon as you get out you gotta use the bathroom. I get so mad.

[friendowl]

hahaha
fuck paper
i get the water hose
and give my butt a good soaking
then i stick my cheeks out the window
as i drive on the freeway to get airdry

[Feebs420]

i use my hand.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

what's toilet paper?

[Pipe Dreams]

.... Man, I just wrap the paper around my hand some to where its nice and somewhat thick, then I wipe.

Also, I stand up to wipe my ass. Its funny, cause a couple of days ago after takin a dump, I stood up and whiped my ass, and I happened to think about that same thing.. "am I the only one who stands up wipe my ass?"

[Nation_1ne]

Standing to wipe your ass is so weird. I do know a fair few people who stand though. I'm just too smooth, I gotta' lean baby.