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lil josh
02-13-2007, 03:18 PM
When im stoned i eat loooooads

5 packs of big eat quavers
3 packs of skittles
2 packs of malteesers
2litres of perfectly clear (water juice stuff)
£ packs of hula hopps

in around 30 mins

its really bad when ma mum is in lol,so how much du lot eat in around half an hour of being stoned?

briman
02-13-2007, 03:30 PM
I dont eat much what so ever, I try to but I cant even eat a full meal without bein sick, so all I eat like a sandwich a day or summin like that.

nikweiser
02-13-2007, 03:38 PM
i used to be able to grub down on shit. i could eat half a pizza and have room for whatever else came my way.. i have a real fast metabolism and i could chomp through anything...
for some reason now i dont eat all that much when im baked, i get weird feelings in my stomach and sometimes feel sick when i smoke

LIP
02-13-2007, 03:41 PM
I eat way too much. Im almost spening more on food than weed.

benagain
02-13-2007, 03:41 PM
I ususally only eat if it's dinner time, but when I'm snacking, I allways dig a bowl of cereal.

microwavechips
02-13-2007, 03:46 PM
I usually just smoke before a meal but sumtimes ill munch out

LIP
02-13-2007, 03:46 PM
I ususally only eat if it's dinner time, but when I'm snacking, I allways dig a bowl of cereal.

That's something i have almolst every night when im fucked, a nice bowl of cereal.

benagain
02-13-2007, 03:51 PM
It's a must have man. I think there's something in my DNA that doesn't let me sleep right some nights without a bowl of cereal. Maybe it's the sweet luke-warm milk at the bottom. Yum! :thumbsup:

Nochowderforyou
02-13-2007, 03:52 PM
Actually I don't get the munchies really bad like I used to. Before I could eat like 3 sandwiches, half a box of cookies, and a liter of milk in no time. :p

Now though, I don't get the munchies. I do get thirsty though, so liquid or gum is always needed for me after I toke. I go through juice like crazy! Thank goodness for cheap kool-aid. :D

thcbongman
02-13-2007, 03:53 PM
If I let myself, I can go all out.

In half an hour, I can gobble up anything that's around me. I'm one of those speed-eater freaks.

Dope Chic
02-13-2007, 03:54 PM
I eat way too much...stoned or not so there for I'm starting to work out and try to eat right. I gotta get in shape b4 softball season starts;)

LIP
02-13-2007, 04:11 PM
I've gotta loose some weight. Im 14 stone, admitidly alot of that is on my legs and upper body, [working with heavy thigns for years has made me damn strong] but i wanna loose like 2 stone... get my 6 pack back again. I know they say it's better to have a keg... but lol, i want my 6 pack again.

MrGreenFingaz
02-13-2007, 05:30 PM
fuck man i just ate a supersized bag of lays bbq chips last night to myself, im gonna try to refrain next time cause i feel like shit now, but yea i have some exercising to do i guess..

Skrappie
02-13-2007, 05:37 PM
I can eat a lot, but i'd rather stay fit.

But i did put away a total of 18 inchs of very tasty Italian BMT subs, from subway. Just don't tell anyone.

Nation_1ne
02-13-2007, 06:00 PM
I have a dilemma, I'm sure I eat a lot of junk but I have an abnormally low cholesterol. Can anyone else hear the sound of intestines failing?

blazed620
02-13-2007, 10:54 PM
this one time me and my brother were driving somewhere..i forget now, and we were smoking. And we got fucking rippified. And I had brought along a bag full of goodies. And like after we smoked, i grabbed the bag, and took everything out and like seperated everything equally so we both had the same amount. And then about 5 minutes later, I look over at him, and theres like a mound of twinkies and chips and shit covering his lap, and he's just shoving food into his mouth! lol....I started busting up laughing..it was great

ooorbjoo
02-14-2007, 01:10 AM
the other night, i gained five pounds, no joke

les_paul_man107
02-14-2007, 01:13 AM
went through 5 taco's at the bell, 3 bags of popcorn, and half a bag of doritos

JohhnyPotSmoker
02-14-2007, 11:58 PM
i love when your eatin and its just like a empty pit and you keep eatin and cant figure out where that shit goes.

N3D FLANDERS
02-15-2007, 12:39 AM
humm
well it depends on how much i smoke
if i get really baked i can eat for much longer
2 nights ago i chomped down a whole box of cap'n crunch
and milk
omg i love cereal!

Skink
02-15-2007, 12:51 AM
Not anymore but,,, I would eat a large Pizza,Meatball Parm sub and a calzone at a sitting,,,the good ole days... Nowadays I don't even get the munchies...

LIP
02-15-2007, 02:01 AM
Hollow Legs

RyanTheCaveman
02-15-2007, 02:02 AM
Depends...depends on if i have snacks.

Mrs. Greenjeans
02-15-2007, 02:21 AM
The only way for me to stop a binge eating marathon when I'm high is to hit the two main stoner food groups: Sweet and Salty. If I only eat just one or the other, I'll munch out. I usually start with salty, finish with sweet. Sour is a good addition for when I have cottonmouth really bad.