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scruffy bandit3
02-05-2007, 11:27 PM
hey man you wanna buy some PUNK?
:S2:
razberyjamdeltaV
02-05-2007, 11:35 PM
my old dealer called weed bloodshot
:S5: that's a cool name
dankman
02-05-2007, 11:35 PM
this guy said his shit was blessed by a buddha
dunney508
02-05-2007, 11:38 PM
holy lettuce
i was like lmao
Zwitter
02-06-2007, 12:09 AM
"Fruit Roll-Ups."
This was forever immortalized as our coded language for weed now. I wonder if there are a bunch of freshman running around trying to push "fruit roll ups" to their friends now...
666300
02-06-2007, 12:18 AM
My friends and i joke around sometimes and call it unusual names such as potskies or dartmouth dojo ( if its from the city or dartmouth near where i live)
d00d557
02-06-2007, 12:21 AM
my friend and i call weed icky ricky
for reasons unknown
emkid420
02-06-2007, 12:25 AM
someone called it salad.
S.P.Q.R.
02-06-2007, 12:31 AM
"Girl scout cookies" is the codename between me and my friends
Elias Grodin 23
02-06-2007, 01:00 AM
alaskan thunderfuck
Buddahbear
02-06-2007, 01:05 AM
Piff, fucking bomb ass weed though.:S5:
slipknotpsycho
02-06-2007, 01:06 AM
wouldn't actually say it was funny.... but green flowers... was definately the most original i'd heard... o.0
Canadien.
02-06-2007, 01:22 AM
One night, back long ago when I first started, we were watching this weird anime video with some electric guy blowing stuff up.
Out of nowhere he burns down the white house, and then some secret service guy looks up at him after pissing his pants, and asks... "Who are you??"
"EEJIN!"
We laughed so hard we almost shit ourselves. For the longest time that was our code word for weed.
hisbiggness36
02-06-2007, 01:43 AM
ive heard of weird names like bc thunderfuck, superman, and party bags.
slipknotpsycho
02-06-2007, 01:45 AM
thunderfuck is a real strain...
Bob the Awesome
02-06-2007, 03:32 AM
The first time me and a close friend smoked weed, we told her parents we were out eating breakfast... so the codeword since then has been breakfast.
I'd say, the dealer around here who calls his chronic/KB level stuff 'baby dro' is about the silliest name I've ever heard.
FreeVenice
02-06-2007, 03:40 AM
In high school alot of my friends and I called it "Seven Star", I don't really remember why. (besides the obvious).
bobbydabud
02-06-2007, 03:46 AM
me and a few friends started calling it "wisha" or "sheed"
It was a very stoned night and we were smoking "weed" out of a "shisha" pipe and just kept conversing those to together for a few hours
unconscious
02-06-2007, 03:49 AM
Me and my mates' codename for weed is Rocket sauce, from Tenacious D. If you've seen a few of the HBO episodes, you know what I'm talking about.
I'm gonna start calling it Goofy Boots.
memoryburner
02-06-2007, 04:42 AM
Some dealer tried to sell my friends gf a bag of "Purple Princess"
budsmoker only
02-06-2007, 04:44 AM
my friend texted me this one time and told me he had some "bomb ass pizza"... it was understandable tho..
RyanTheCaveman
02-06-2007, 04:46 AM
I often use the term "Goofy Boots" from the movie Rolling Kansas. I laughed so hard when the guy pulls up and asks for some "goofy boots".
lol i have seen that movie plenty fo times. lol taht irish guy is funny.
timothylearyisdead
02-06-2007, 04:59 AM
Piff, fucking bomb ass weed though.:S5:
I've smoke a strain called Piff before, actually it was really popular for a month or two a couple years back. Definitely quality smoke, we just couldn't get enough of it, no matter what kind of weed we could find, for that period of time it was always "Piff".
The most ridiculous strain name I've ever been offered was "purple sticky punch". lol it wasn't purple OR sticky, and I wanted to puch the motherfucker who tried to sell it to me...
IntoTheEther
02-06-2007, 05:38 AM
Purple sticky? Sounds like Salvia...
jaGerbom
02-06-2007, 05:42 AM
lol my friend gave me a text when i was bowling with some buddies and it said hey dude i need some muffins, call me.
i laughed the rest of the day
Ilovesupras
02-06-2007, 07:37 AM
"Donkey Hairs" always was a funny name....pot of gold was funny too. a reeeeaaalll goood smoke
rnichilo
02-06-2007, 07:44 AM
"Piff" always gives me a bit of a laugh :S2:
FreshRollyG
02-06-2007, 08:19 AM
Ever since me and my mates reminisced about our times watching Sesame Street, we ended up saying we were in 'Sesame Street' as opposed to being 'High' lol
So yeah, we used it as code when around people, like;
"Wanna go to sesame street tonight man?"
But yeah, we substituted the word 'Weed' for 'Sesame'
intrepidus6
02-06-2007, 08:41 AM
"Green indiana leaf corn"
savagepossum
02-06-2007, 02:51 PM
i like to call weed derek
typical day to day senario: hey wheres derek?
stinkyattic
02-06-2007, 03:35 PM
Gigglytwigs
Shrek! Green, good-natured, and misunderstood. :D
ghostman420
02-06-2007, 03:38 PM
i smoked a strain called "Christmas Tree" 1 time. it was dank!
Nochowderforyou
02-06-2007, 03:56 PM
DonkeyDick??? WTF
Dude, Donkey Dick is an actual strain. I'm not kidding either. It's said to be quite potent actually. :)
The worst one I ever heard was when I was 16 and this shitty dealer called her weed "Red Eye." Like, what the hell is that supposed to mean. :S2:
kboughton
02-06-2007, 04:43 PM
"rhode island rib rocker"
that was our winner after a night of fun
stinkyattic
02-06-2007, 04:55 PM
Donkey Dick is also a term for a big ass huge fat enormous obscene main cola.
And the Christmas Tree Buds we get around here are anything pine-scented, like Fast Pine, which I believe is a Canadian commercial outdoor strain if I'm not mistaken. I love pine/lemon ganj!
orangeman
02-06-2007, 05:02 PM
Popcorn weed....
Iplaybass182
02-06-2007, 06:56 PM
some nicknames and such.
My mom was getting suspicious a while back so we used Ski/Snowboard terms incase of eaves dropping.
friend:Dude if you come over I can wax your board.
Me: What type of wax do you have?
I also knew some kids who used band names and such for the type of weed they had.
Beastie boys= beasters
Dr. Dre= chronic
Metallica = mids
just a few examples
Pumpkinpie
02-06-2007, 07:52 PM
Our codename is none other than..... pie.
hello3pat
02-06-2007, 09:48 PM
One night, back long ago when I first started, we were watching this weird anime video with some electric guy blowing stuff up.
Out of nowhere he burns down the white house, and then some secret service guy looks up at him after pissing his pants, and asks... "Who are you??"
"EEJIN!"
We laughed so hard we almost shit ourselves. For the longest time that was our code word for weed. That was Read Or Die, very odd but good. And the guy pissing himself was the president plus the guy blows up the library of congress with electricity
I met some guy walking down the street that offered to share his joint with me, it was rather large and he called it Old Peoples Weed
Sir Bliss
02-06-2007, 10:28 PM
"You looking to chill with Dan K.?"
Think about it.
sneakybastard
02-07-2007, 12:20 AM
someone once asked me if i had any "blast"
PaRanOiD81
02-07-2007, 12:39 AM
stupid names, Ari - or Arizona... red ari(zona)... piff was/is sold around here.... and the stupidest name also, haze, because everyone has haze =\
aznson01
02-07-2007, 12:53 AM
i dont even rememebr the shit my guy calls it, he uses a different name everytime, but he brings the fucking dank
i'll call him:
"hey you straight"
"yeah"
click
then i go over to his place and pick some dank up, get stoned as fuck at his place cuz we always smoke a couple bowls there
or
"hey you straight"
"na"
"call me when u get some"
"peace"
"peace"
lol
Skeevy Stoner
02-07-2007, 01:08 AM
It had to be WEEDO or supercalifradulisticexpealidocious.
Hagbard Celiene
02-07-2007, 01:12 AM
isn't pot of gold a real strain too?
Murphchas
02-07-2007, 03:07 AM
I use the word pizza between my friends. 8 slices on a pizza...............
russ-bob
02-07-2007, 03:16 AM
peperes
i also grow peperes and its a good code word my parents like to evesdrop alot >.<
~Russ~
Dmo18
02-07-2007, 03:17 AM
my dad called it puff lol
S7R33T
02-07-2007, 03:19 AM
i once got asked if i wanted to buy some yoshi hair, guessin supermario influence lol
potsmokingnome
02-07-2007, 03:56 AM
DonkeyDick??? WTF
One of my dealers told me about DonkeyDick, its a strain of plant that only grows to the hieght of about 2 feet tall or maybe 3 ft (can't remeber the exact hiegt but its real short plant) and very portable ;) in case ya got to hide your plants from the po po! and it so short it looks like a donkey dick ;) lol
pookey_03
02-07-2007, 05:22 AM
phonebill. i never taked to that kid again. it was disrespectable to marijuana.lol
CaptainDankNuggets
02-07-2007, 05:51 AM
back in the day someone tried saying they had some lemon grass (theres no such thing by the way) like i knew at the time it wasnt strain, i bought it cause it was actually really headie so I dont get why they had to call it that lol
Jim Morrison
02-07-2007, 06:12 AM
hippie lettuce
Dr.Hashman
02-07-2007, 07:21 AM
I once asked my old GF to pass me my pants, but she pulled out a pipe, so we called it pants for a while. Then we were baking muffins and I pulled out a 1-hitter, so we called it baking muffins for a while.
"Hey, what are you doing Friday night?"
"Nothing, how about you?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to come bake some muffins over at my place"
Hagbard Celiene
02-08-2007, 01:02 AM
scooby snacks.
Frivolous248
02-08-2007, 01:58 AM
One of my friends said he used to say "go play baseball" for "go get high".
I also knew someone who liked to say "tweed". It was his own slang. It didn't catch on.
S i k
02-08-2007, 10:21 PM
bananarama
xxxhazexxx
02-08-2007, 10:41 PM
funky cabbage:stoned:
Grava Flave
02-09-2007, 12:17 AM
carebears... because me and a friend were makin fun of a 'anti-marijuana' pamphlet and it had a bunch of stupid terms in it...dont remember em tho
and we were lyk 'fuk this shit, id rather say lets go smoke sum carebears'
butttt due to constant inhalation of weed we tend to forget it and just call it...well...weed
TheAtomicPunk
02-09-2007, 02:37 AM
Salad Fnguhz lawl
My friend seth and I always have a J on us inside of a chapstick. So we normally just hit eachother up like "yo my lips are chapped, wanna chill at in the woods a while?"
We used to call it tacos, I forget why...
Or one time we bought a 1/4 of some Kush and every bud was shaped like a Christmas tree. So it was "xmas tree" for some time too :P
Sarah24
02-09-2007, 03:12 AM
Waxter Baxter
smoke4goodtimes
02-09-2007, 03:38 AM
somebody was tellin me how they smoked some "potie wotie" pronounced (poe-dee whoa-dee) ... derived from potent... good shit
OLDE ENGLISH '800
02-09-2007, 04:08 AM
when im trying 2 be secretive i say mayo i got the idea from yayo but just change the y for a m=marijuana mayo..i know itz stupid
we used to call it wacky tabaccy
peaceandlove420
02-09-2007, 05:11 AM
Monkey balls. haha. knocked my ass out. Some narley indica someone in cali grew.
scruffy bandit3
02-09-2007, 01:46 PM
the bob marley special extra crispy is always a good one
jahjahjahjah
02-09-2007, 02:26 PM
The Whopper please with extra LETTUCE.
Yes I Cannabis
02-09-2007, 05:26 PM
diggitty dank
rainbows.rsexy
02-09-2007, 05:30 PM
doobage
weedheaduknow
02-09-2007, 05:39 PM
someone already said this, but Alaskan thunderfuck, which i found out is a real name, but when i first heard it, i thought it was a joke.
OniEhtRedrum781
02-09-2007, 06:09 PM
"You need some love?"
That was a little scary...
xxxhazexxx
02-09-2007, 07:20 PM
sticky floss:jointsmile:
HippieBeatMan1
02-09-2007, 07:36 PM
cheerios
or the sound you make when you point your finger and wink "ckie ckie" i guess
Yes I Cannabis
02-11-2007, 04:23 AM
Joe Dirt
bud luv
02-11-2007, 02:30 PM
Cat Piss
scruffy bandit3
03-06-2007, 11:02 PM
yo bruv i got the pang food- very popular term around here
also, go into macdonlads references
hamburger=chronic
nuggets=hash
and the sizes you can work out
typical convo with my dealer
hey man i heard you goin down mcdonalds
oh yeah want anything?
yes please can i have a super size mcnuggets and a large hamburger
ok il get you that
yeah man wanna go eat in the park
LOLLLLL
Bodom Children Of
03-06-2007, 11:41 PM
This weed's got some bloody red hairs.
hahahahah blood hairs
SwirlyMass
03-06-2007, 11:57 PM
isn't pot of gold a real strain too?
you bet your ass it is. i got a qp of it one time, half of it got jacked from my car. still makes me wanna kill to this day.
we usually call weed mota because thats wut alot of mexicans called it.
Scottydoo
03-07-2007, 12:04 AM
When I sell to the kids at my school who are just into it, I call it nothing,like literally the word nothing.
Me:"You want some nothing?" Freshman:"Well ok!" Its kind of a code word at my school I guess
lazy smoker7
03-07-2007, 12:09 AM
lol the funniest word i heard in a spanish country for swagg is . "Poopie de nino" which means "poop of the kid" and also once I had some one come up to me and said" I got dat "chocolate crippy blue dro" lol
scream
03-07-2007, 12:59 AM
some of my friends call smoking going to church
so we call weed either the bible or communion
BluBerrywidow
03-07-2007, 05:19 AM
pepper
Black Castro
03-07-2007, 03:01 PM
orange roughy, oscar the grouch, broccoli
Nochowderforyou
03-07-2007, 10:05 PM
Cat Piss
Cat Piss is a real strain. It came from the So Cal area I believe and is a very potent sativa. It's just too bad that it really does smell like cat piss, but it is a very good smoke. Taste like ass though, so water filtration is a must. :)
Craxed
03-07-2007, 10:18 PM
One dealer called his stuff "warewolf" ... haha
tokinballer
03-07-2007, 10:31 PM
green stuff
colorful lettuce
paper insides
surreys princess
03-07-2007, 10:36 PM
my husbands friend calls it corn....CORN!!! wtf....
my sister calls it pizza.....
me? i just call it weed....
reality0
03-07-2007, 10:50 PM
ahaha thunderfuck...
me and my friends use the name "deaf"... mostly cause we were all stoned at my house and we watched the comedy show with the little dude with the perm.. well he talked about herb and we were all crackin up the entire time.. i laughed so hard it made my stomach hurt
Nochowderforyou
03-07-2007, 10:52 PM
One dealer called his stuff "warewolf" ... haha
That's a real strain too! :p
Markass
03-07-2007, 10:56 PM
"have you ever seen dank buds man...when they grow dank buds they are longer than any other bud, it's crazy."
He was under the impression that dank was actually a strain of weed...what an idiot
scream
03-08-2007, 12:00 AM
my older brother calls it hippy green shit
when my parents used to smoke they would say "lets go talk to bob" so my family calls it bob
Frank_The_Tank
03-08-2007, 12:17 AM
we usually jus call it "tea"
TopNotchSwagger220
03-08-2007, 12:18 AM
Citrus candii, it had a citrusy aroma but im pretty sure it wasnt actually "citrus candii", "head benders", "dat naaaasty shiiit", "gooey ooey"
"stanky green", n my favorite..."bomb ass ***** shit"..lmaooo
Knucklecallus420
03-08-2007, 12:21 AM
",stokisms"
or more commonly we just say stokisms cuz we cant say a comma
if you shift your hand to the right when writing on a keyboard, and type marijuana, you get ,stokisms (:
to decode your personal message that looks like gibberish, you just move your hand to the left and type out what the person told you
Cyclonite
03-08-2007, 12:22 AM
Goofy boots....I think ill adopt that. I cant even think of a fake name right now....but I just smoked some Gooiva...that shit is potent.
couch-potato
03-08-2007, 12:27 AM
Turtle Pussy.
I hate it when dumbfucks are allowed to name weed.
BluBerrywidow
03-08-2007, 01:08 AM
the sauce
Jizzle Blizzle420
03-08-2007, 01:54 AM
haha so many people named actual strains on this lol. its cool tho i always hear funny shit and find out its real. Ive gotten "hey you want some party favorites?" i like to say skunk biggidy bud. its on NARC a ps2 game lol.
DeepFriedBrain
03-08-2007, 05:12 AM
Livers
503Danks
03-08-2007, 05:13 AM
my friend texted me this one time and told me he had some "bomb ass pizza"... it was understandable tho..
Haha, that has been me and my friends code word since we were in the 7th grade. That's really funny. I remember us, before we even tried weed we had a glass pipe we bought for 10 bucks. So we called it a pizza holder. Than the word pizza was born. Who knows, you could be an aquantince(sp?) I texted and I don't even know.
Jaerl
03-08-2007, 05:14 AM
Oranges..
sloth500
03-08-2007, 08:05 AM
me and my friends call them bibles!!!
scream
03-08-2007, 02:21 PM
me and my friends call them bibles!!!
ya, bibles FTW
Abattoir Dream
03-08-2007, 03:28 PM
ive heard many a strange name for ganja strains....
Sugarcane, -good weed, long forgotten,
Yeti, -just some super hairy stuff
Marbleweed, -strongest indica ive known of
Beef leaf, -lol my friends failed attempt at growing,
Ketchup, -grown locally
Bubble fist, -'the shit'
City cider, -a load of shit
Snow mage, -AMAZING sage cross grown locally
these are just some names i have heard from dealers/growers/breeders after buying weed, and are from much more reliable sources than most of the others..
Abattoir Dream
03-08-2007, 03:34 PM
One of my friends said he used to say "go play baseball" for "go get high".
I also knew someone who liked to say "tweed". It was his own slang. It didn't catch on.
lol tweed may not have caught on where you live, but where i live its a well used word for weed, and has been for a while.. im in the south of UK
coledog855
03-08-2007, 06:23 PM
An idiot friend of mine paid a sketchy dealer 65 for an 1/8th of "Purple Erkle", which was just outdoor weed that had the leaves turn purple b/c of the cold.
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