funniest name for weed that someone has offered you?

[scruffy bandit3]

hey man you wanna buy some PUNK?
:S2:

[razberyjamdeltaV]

my old dealer called weed bloodshot
:S5: that's a cool name

[dankman]

this guy said his shit was blessed by a buddha

[dunney508]

holy lettuce

i was like lmao

[Zwitter]

"Fruit Roll-Ups."

This was forever immortalized as our coded language for weed now. I wonder if there are a bunch of freshman running around trying to push "fruit roll ups" to their friends now...

[666300]

My friends and i joke around sometimes and call it unusual names such as potskies or dartmouth dojo ( if its from the city or dartmouth near where i live)

[d00d557]

my friend and i call weed icky ricky
for reasons unknown

[emkid420]

someone called it salad.

[S.P.Q.R.]

"Girl scout cookies" is the codename between me and my friends

[Elias Grodin 23]

alaskan thunderfuck

[Buddahbear]

Piff, fucking bomb ass weed though.:S5:

[slipknotpsycho]

wouldn't actually say it was funny.... but green flowers... was definately the most original i'd heard... o.0

[Canadien.]

One night, back long ago when I first started, we were watching this weird anime video with some electric guy blowing stuff up.

Out of nowhere he burns down the white house, and then some secret service guy looks up at him after pissing his pants, and asks... "Who are you??"
"EEJIN!"

We laughed so hard we almost shit ourselves. For the longest time that was our code word for weed.

[hisbiggness36]

ive heard of weird names like bc thunderfuck, superman, and party bags.

[slipknotpsycho]

thunderfuck is a real strain...

[Bob the Awesome]

The first time me and a close friend smoked weed, we told her parents we were out eating breakfast... so the codeword since then has been breakfast.

I'd say, the dealer around here who calls his chronic/KB level stuff 'baby dro' is about the silliest name I've ever heard.

[FreeVenice]

In high school alot of my friends and I called it "Seven Star", I don't really remember why. (besides the obvious).

[bobbydabud]

me and a few friends started calling it "wisha" or "sheed"
It was a very stoned night and we were smoking "weed" out of a "shisha" pipe and just kept conversing those to together for a few hours

[unconscious]

Me and my mates' codename for weed is Rocket sauce, from Tenacious D. If you've seen a few of the HBO episodes, you know what I'm talking about.

I'm gonna start calling it Goofy Boots.

[memoryburner]

Some dealer tried to sell my friends gf a bag of "Purple Princess"

[budsmoker only]

my friend texted me this one time and told me he had some "bomb ass pizza"... it was understandable tho..

[RyanTheCaveman]

I often use the term "Goofy Boots" from the movie Rolling Kansas. I laughed so hard when the guy pulls up and asks for some "goofy boots".

lol i have seen that movie plenty fo times. lol taht irish guy is funny.

[timothylearyisdead]

Piff, fucking bomb ass weed though.:S5:

I've smoke a strain called Piff before, actually it was really popular for a month or two a couple years back. Definitely quality smoke, we just couldn't get enough of it, no matter what kind of weed we could find, for that period of time it was always "Piff".

The most ridiculous strain name I've ever been offered was "purple sticky punch". lol it wasn't purple OR sticky, and I wanted to puch the motherfucker who tried to sell it to me...

[IntoTheEther]

Purple sticky? Sounds like Salvia...

[jaGerbom]

lol my friend gave me a text when i was bowling with some buddies and it said hey dude i need some muffins, call me.

i laughed the rest of the day

[Ilovesupras]

"Donkey Hairs" always was a funny name....pot of gold was funny too. a reeeeaaalll goood smoke

[rnichilo]

"Piff" always gives me a bit of a laugh :S2:

[FreshRollyG]

Ever since me and my mates reminisced about our times watching Sesame Street, we ended up saying we were in 'Sesame Street' as opposed to being 'High' lol

So yeah, we used it as code when around people, like;

"Wanna go to sesame street tonight man?"

But yeah, we substituted the word 'Weed' for 'Sesame'

[intrepidus6]

"Green indiana leaf corn"

[savagepossum]

i like to call weed derek

typical day to day senario: hey wheres derek?

[stinkyattic]

Gigglytwigs
Shrek! Green, good-natured, and misunderstood. :D

[ghostman420]

i smoked a strain called "Christmas Tree" 1 time. it was dank!

[Nochowderforyou]

DonkeyDick??? WTF

Dude, Donkey Dick is an actual strain. I'm not kidding either. It's said to be quite potent actually. :)

The worst one I ever heard was when I was 16 and this shitty dealer called her weed "Red Eye." Like, what the hell is that supposed to mean. :S2:

[kboughton]

"rhode island rib rocker"

that was our winner after a night of fun

[stinkyattic]

Donkey Dick is also a term for a big ass huge fat enormous obscene main cola.
And the Christmas Tree Buds we get around here are anything pine-scented, like Fast Pine, which I believe is a Canadian commercial outdoor strain if I'm not mistaken. I love pine/lemon ganj!

[orangeman]

Popcorn weed....

[Iplaybass182]

some nicknames and such.
My mom was getting suspicious a while back so we used Ski/Snowboard terms incase of eaves dropping.
friend:Dude if you come over I can wax your board.
Me: What type of wax do you have?
I also knew some kids who used band names and such for the type of weed they had.
Beastie boys= beasters
Dr. Dre= chronic
Metallica = mids
just a few examples

[Pumpkinpie]

Our codename is none other than..... pie.

[hello3pat]

One night, back long ago when I first started, we were watching this weird anime video with some electric guy blowing stuff up.

Out of nowhere he burns down the white house, and then some secret service guy looks up at him after pissing his pants, and asks... "Who are you??"
"EEJIN!"

We laughed so hard we almost shit ourselves. For the longest time that was our code word for weed. That was Read Or Die, very odd but good. And the guy pissing himself was the president plus the guy blows up the library of congress with electricity

I met some guy walking down the street that offered to share his joint with me, it was rather large and he called it Old Peoples Weed

[Sir Bliss]

"You looking to chill with Dan K.?"

Think about it.

[sneakybastard]

someone once asked me if i had any "blast"

[PaRanOiD81]

stupid names, Ari - or Arizona... red ari(zona)... piff was/is sold around here.... and the stupidest name also, haze, because everyone has haze =\

[aznson01]

i dont even rememebr the shit my guy calls it, he uses a different name everytime, but he brings the fucking dank

i'll call him:

"hey you straight"
"yeah"
click

then i go over to his place and pick some dank up, get stoned as fuck at his place cuz we always smoke a couple bowls there

or

"hey you straight"
"na"
"call me when u get some"
"peace"
"peace"

lol

[Skeevy Stoner]

It had to be WEEDO or supercalifradulisticexpealidocious.

[Hagbard Celiene]

isn't pot of gold a real strain too?

[Murphchas]

I use the word pizza between my friends. 8 slices on a pizza...............

[russ-bob]

peperes
i also grow peperes and its a good code word my parents like to evesdrop alot >.<

~Russ~

[Dmo18]

my dad called it puff lol

[S7R33T]

i once got asked if i wanted to buy some yoshi hair, guessin supermario influence lol

[potsmokingnome]

DonkeyDick??? WTF

One of my dealers told me about DonkeyDick, its a strain of plant that only grows to the hieght of about 2 feet tall or maybe 3 ft (can't remeber the exact hiegt but its real short plant) and very portable ;) in case ya got to hide your plants from the po po! and it so short it looks like a donkey dick ;) lol

[pookey_03]

phonebill. i never taked to that kid again. it was disrespectable to marijuana.lol

[CaptainDankNuggets]

back in the day someone tried saying they had some lemon grass (theres no such thing by the way) like i knew at the time it wasnt strain, i bought it cause it was actually really headie so I dont get why they had to call it that lol

[Jim Morrison]

hippie lettuce

[Dr.Hashman]

I once asked my old GF to pass me my pants, but she pulled out a pipe, so we called it pants for a while. Then we were baking muffins and I pulled out a 1-hitter, so we called it baking muffins for a while.

"Hey, what are you doing Friday night?"
"Nothing, how about you?"
"I was wondering if you wanted to come bake some muffins over at my place"

[Hagbard Celiene]

scooby snacks.

[Frivolous248]

One of my friends said he used to say "go play baseball" for "go get high".

I also knew someone who liked to say "tweed". It was his own slang. It didn't catch on.

[S i k]

bananarama

[xxxhazexxx]

funky cabbage:stoned:

[Grava Flave]

carebears... because me and a friend were makin fun of a 'anti-marijuana' pamphlet and it had a bunch of stupid terms in it...dont remember em tho

and we were lyk 'fuk this shit, id rather say lets go smoke sum carebears'

butttt due to constant inhalation of weed we tend to forget it and just call it...well...weed

[TheAtomicPunk]

Salad Fnguhz lawl

My friend seth and I always have a J on us inside of a chapstick. So we normally just hit eachother up like "yo my lips are chapped, wanna chill at in the woods a while?"

We used to call it tacos, I forget why...

Or one time we bought a 1/4 of some Kush and every bud was shaped like a Christmas tree. So it was "xmas tree" for some time too :P

[Sarah24]

Waxter Baxter

[smoke4goodtimes]

somebody was tellin me how they smoked some "potie wotie" pronounced (poe-dee whoa-dee) ... derived from potent... good shit

[OLDE ENGLISH '800]

when im trying 2 be secretive i say mayo i got the idea from yayo but just change the y for a m=marijuana mayo..i know itz stupid

[cron]

we used to call it wacky tabaccy

[peaceandlove420]

Monkey balls. haha. knocked my ass out. Some narley indica someone in cali grew.

[scruffy bandit3]

the bob marley special extra crispy is always a good one

[jahjahjahjah]

The Whopper please with extra LETTUCE.

[Yes I Cannabis]

diggitty dank

[rainbows.rsexy]

doobage

[weedheaduknow]

someone already said this, but Alaskan thunderfuck, which i found out is a real name, but when i first heard it, i thought it was a joke.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

"You need some love?"


That was a little scary...

[xxxhazexxx]

sticky floss:jointsmile:

[HippieBeatMan1]

cheerios

or the sound you make when you point your finger and wink "ckie ckie" i guess

[Yes I Cannabis]

Joe Dirt

[bud luv]

Cat Piss

[scruffy bandit3]

yo bruv i got the pang food- very popular term around here
also, go into macdonlads references
hamburger=chronic
nuggets=hash
and the sizes you can work out

typical convo with my dealer

hey man i heard you goin down mcdonalds
oh yeah want anything?
yes please can i have a super size mcnuggets and a large hamburger
ok il get you that
yeah man wanna go eat in the park
LOLLLLL

[Bodom Children Of]

This weed's got some bloody red hairs.

hahahahah blood hairs

[SwirlyMass]

isn't pot of gold a real strain too?

you bet your ass it is. i got a qp of it one time, half of it got jacked from my car. still makes me wanna kill to this day.


we usually call weed mota because thats wut alot of mexicans called it.

[Scottydoo]

When I sell to the kids at my school who are just into it, I call it nothing,like literally the word nothing.
Me:"You want some nothing?" Freshman:"Well ok!" Its kind of a code word at my school I guess

[lazy smoker7]

lol the funniest word i heard in a spanish country for swagg is . "Poopie de nino" which means "poop of the kid" and also once I had some one come up to me and said" I got dat "chocolate crippy blue dro" lol

[scream]

some of my friends call smoking going to church
so we call weed either the bible or communion

[BluBerrywidow]

pepper

[Black Castro]

orange roughy, oscar the grouch, broccoli

[Nochowderforyou]

Cat Piss

Cat Piss is a real strain. It came from the So Cal area I believe and is a very potent sativa. It's just too bad that it really does smell like cat piss, but it is a very good smoke. Taste like ass though, so water filtration is a must. :)

[Craxed]

One dealer called his stuff "warewolf" ... haha

[tokinballer]

green stuff

colorful lettuce

paper insides

[surreys princess]

my husbands friend calls it corn....CORN!!! wtf....

my sister calls it pizza.....

me? i just call it weed....

[reality0]

ahaha thunderfuck...


me and my friends use the name "deaf"... mostly cause we were all stoned at my house and we watched the comedy show with the little dude with the perm.. well he talked about herb and we were all crackin up the entire time.. i laughed so hard it made my stomach hurt

[Nochowderforyou]

One dealer called his stuff "warewolf" ... haha

That's a real strain too! :p

[Markass]

"have you ever seen dank buds man...when they grow dank buds they are longer than any other bud, it's crazy."

He was under the impression that dank was actually a strain of weed...what an idiot

[scream]

my older brother calls it hippy green shit
when my parents used to smoke they would say "lets go talk to bob" so my family calls it bob

[Frank_The_Tank]

we usually jus call it "tea"

[TopNotchSwagger220]

Citrus candii, it had a citrusy aroma but im pretty sure it wasnt actually "citrus candii", "head benders", "dat naaaasty shiiit", "gooey ooey"
"stanky green", n my favorite..."bomb ass ***** shit"..lmaooo

[Knucklecallus420]

",stokisms"
or more commonly we just say stokisms cuz we cant say a comma
if you shift your hand to the right when writing on a keyboard, and type marijuana, you get ,stokisms (:
to decode your personal message that looks like gibberish, you just move your hand to the left and type out what the person told you

[Cyclonite]

Goofy boots....I think ill adopt that. I cant even think of a fake name right now....but I just smoked some Gooiva...that shit is potent.

[couch-potato]

Turtle Pussy.

I hate it when dumbfucks are allowed to name weed.

[BluBerrywidow]

the sauce

[Jizzle Blizzle420]

haha so many people named actual strains on this lol. its cool tho i always hear funny shit and find out its real. Ive gotten "hey you want some party favorites?" i like to say skunk biggidy bud. its on NARC a ps2 game lol.

[DeepFriedBrain]

Livers

[503Danks]

my friend texted me this one time and told me he had some "bomb ass pizza"... it was understandable tho..

Haha, that has been me and my friends code word since we were in the 7th grade. That's really funny. I remember us, before we even tried weed we had a glass pipe we bought for 10 bucks. So we called it a pizza holder. Than the word pizza was born. Who knows, you could be an aquantince(sp?) I texted and I don't even know.

[Jaerl]

Oranges..

[sloth500]

me and my friends call them bibles!!!

[scream]

me and my friends call them bibles!!!

ya, bibles FTW

[Abattoir Dream]

ive heard many a strange name for ganja strains....

Sugarcane, -good weed, long forgotten,
Yeti, -just some super hairy stuff
Marbleweed, -strongest indica ive known of
Beef leaf, -lol my friends failed attempt at growing,
Ketchup, -grown locally
Bubble fist, -'the shit'
City cider, -a load of shit
Snow mage, -AMAZING sage cross grown locally

these are just some names i have heard from dealers/growers/breeders after buying weed, and are from much more reliable sources than most of the others..

[Abattoir Dream]

One of my friends said he used to say "go play baseball" for "go get high".

I also knew someone who liked to say "tweed". It was his own slang. It didn't catch on.

lol tweed may not have caught on where you live, but where i live its a well used word for weed, and has been for a while.. im in the south of UK

[coledog855]

An idiot friend of mine paid a sketchy dealer 65 for an 1/8th of "Purple Erkle", which was just outdoor weed that had the leaves turn purple b/c of the cold.