Luck at it's most potent

[B.Basher]

This happened maybe about a year ago.

Me and my best buds were out one night blazing it up. My best mate's parents don't know he smokes so we're just walking up and down the street with a joint, ready to head inside for some gamecube action afterwards. We're just toking up when a couple of dudes on bikes roll by and one yells out in a proper pikey accent "Who's shootin' da bud then?".

So our first thought is "Shit, some fucking townie prats are gonna give us some shit". It turns out to be this weasly Asian chav that we picked up a few times from back in the day. He's a bit of a prick, but we're cool with him so we relax a little. He asks if we can sell him any draw which we can't but we let him and his mate have a quick toke.

Before he leaves he says "By the way man, the fuckin' DK crew (or some shit) are on their way so i'd dust if I were you!". We ask "What the hell is the DK crew?" He explains they are only the biggest gang of hardcore chav c*nts in the whole of our suburban area and are on a big, BIG rampage.

They cycle off and we're wondering whether he was bullshitting or we should genuinely be worried. Luckily we're right outside the house of another friend of our's who happened to be on holiday in Greece so decide to jump over his gate into his garden to finish the reefer.

We wait about 2 minutes, joint still smoking when slowly but surely, quiet at first but getting louder and louder, a riotous cacophony of screaming, shouting , swearing and general loutish banter from what sounded like a hundred chavs slowly rolls by from the other side of the house. We sit rigid as fuck for a whole minute as the sound slowly dies down, the only movement between us my friend's hand, which is still going up and down as he tokes the joint.

We wait a few more minutes and head the fuck back to his house. I don't think there's ever been a bigger chance of me having my white, British arse handed to me.

[Abattoir Dream]

oooh.. dodgey.. i dont like that, fuckin twats.. think they are so great in there little crews n shit, then you see them alone and they avoid you.. its stupid, i always see them bein good little boys when they are with there mums.. so if they ever give me shit i have something to shut them up lol.. as for big gangs of ppl goin round, we kept gettin ppl from other towns comin here, but they dont anymore..

the first words they say are always either; 'lend us a quid!' or 'you got a spare fag?' - and if your really lucky, its 'come over here where my mates are.. just behind here.. where no-one can see..' and you end up in a bit of trouble.. most of them are just ungrateful little tramps... they should all die :)

[conch420]

haha that sucks i went to ireland a couple years ago and weird stuff like that never happend, i had long hair and wore band shirts too, which area did u go to?

[Ilovesupras]

lol what tha hell is a chav...im sorry im from cali so i have no clue what it is...also parts in my town if u step to the wrong dude u gonna get dropped or shot...but yea ppl always think they bad when in big groups but if u catch them alone they act like a pussy.

[RyanTheCaveman]

Yeh whats a chav?
...are these people like 12 year old punks trying to be cool?

[B.Basher]

A chav is basically an anti-social punk. They often wear the popular sports fashion names, are loud and obnoxious and more often than not come from council estates like bees from a hive.

They mostly like to hang around your local mcdonalds or shopping mall in huge packs swearing loudly and trying to look threatening. While a lot of them are just insecure, prepubescant retards that dropped out of nursery, there's an equal amount of true thugs that take an animalistic pride in breaking the law and hurting innocent people. Gots to watch out for those ones.

And thats your chav :) .

[savagepossum]

oooh.. dodgey.. i dont like that, fuckin twats.. think they are so great in there little crews n shit, then you see them alone and they avoid you.. its stupid, i always see them bein good little boys when they are with there mums.. so if they ever give me shit i have something to shut them up lol.. as for big gangs of ppl goin round, we kept gettin ppl from other towns comin here, but they dont anymore..

the first words they say are always either; 'lend us a quid!' or 'you got a spare fag?' - and if your really lucky, its 'come over here where my mates are.. just behind here.. where no-one can see..' and you end up in a bit of trouble.. most of them are just ungrateful little tramps... they should all die :)

ha ha thats so true! not one of these dickhead chavs would ever start on you if they were on there own

[YayAreaPnjbi]

lol what tha hell is a chav...im sorry im from cali so i have no clue what it is...also parts in my town if u step to the wrong dude u gonna get dropped or shot...but yea ppl always think they bad when in big groups but if u catch them alone they act like a pussy.

Lmao, Amen!

[Abattoir Dream]

While a lot of them are just insecure, prepubescant retards that dropped out of nursery, there's an equal amount of true thugs that take an animalistic pride in breaking the law and hurting innocent people.

haha yes, this is true, i remember quite a while ago, about 3-4 years now, gettin in a big fight with a whole group of little chavvys, there were about ten of us, and about 40 of them, and we had to get to the other end of the high street (a long way) to link with the rest of our boys, towards the beginnin we just stuck together, and went through as a group, but eventually they split us up, and (from what i could see) we were nearly finished, three poeple from our set had been seperated and beaten pretty bad, and the rest of us were probably soon to follow. there was no way we were gonna make it to the rest of the HDC, so we stuck in quite a tight pack, and fought off as many of them as possible, by this time we were panicking, there were cameras everywhere but the police clearly werent coming, and we were being dropped one-by-one... i had taken a few punches, and so had everyone else, only one of us was hurt bad enough to sit it out, the 2 groups had seperated, there was us on one end, and them on the other, and the tension had reached breaking point, both groups just charged for each other, and probably the biggest fight ive seen in real life broke out, someone from their lot got put through a telephone box, and another got his head whacked off the pavement like 10 times, also one of our boys was hit with a snooker-ball in a sock, we were all knackered at this point, and it seemed like they just kept coming (lol we were right next to an estate) i remember thinkin, 'fuck, we've had it' and makin sure everyone was still with us, just as i was gonna call out to split up and run, i heard a loud droning noise, thinkin it could be the HDC (my crew) we started off towards the noise, just as the ppl we were fighting realized what we were doing, another group of chavs came round the corner we were running too, (these were the ppl making the loud noise) lol you shoulda felt the relief i felt that day lol, it was a much bigger group of 'alfa-chavs' (true thugs) that have already established an alliance with our crew, they had heard what was happenin and had come to help us out (word was everywhere already) anyway, there was about 25 of them, and about 10-11 of us, straight away we charged them and they scattered like bitches up the high street, anyway, the rest of the HDC who we were tryin to get to in the first place had heard about what was goin on, and were comin down towards us from the other end of the high street, there was about 20 of them, basically we had the little retards trapped, they really werent happy, as soon as the rest of our boys were in view we charged the little retards from both sides, out-numbered and out-witted, a few of them tried pushing past us to leave but failed trying, the rest of them just stopped, put their hands up and sat down lol. we got them all together and made a circle around them, after a few verbal warnings, we let them leave, and told them everywhere belongs to us, they cant sell any drugs and they certainly cant tag anywhere, we also made it pretty clear that it better not happen again..

literally as their group left, an ambulance turned up and sorted us out, which was cool, the guy sed the police wouldnt come down, (pricks) and neither would any other ambulances, so he'd pulled up and waited for the fight to calm down and finish before getting envolved.. - fuckin star ;)

its great being on good terms with the 'harder chavs', lol we pretty much RUN this place now, and to this very day, they havent tried givin us any shit...

lol its great, we beat them in a fight, and the other day i beat 7 of them in-a-row in a freestyle battle... lol and thats ALL THEY DO! haha

[TheFatKid]

I need to go to England and fight me some chavs man. It seems fun. What I really wanna do though is get a bunch of my friends and go fight some guidos/preps/scene kids. That would be fun as hell.

[Willburnit]

haha preps, everytime i think of that group i think of them soo weak cuz my partner from highschool his name is jame watkins and well 5 preps dude ran up on him and he knock all 5 of them out single handed im serious haha, hes like 5 8 like 350 pounds and he benchpress about 250 (GODDAMN) ill never mess wid that guy i dont know why the preps boys ran up on him haha

[Frank_The_Tank]

damn r their those chavs everywhere in england?? man it was be asume to go on a road trip and beat the shit out of some fuckin chavs. I wish there were chavs in canada PEI

[Abattoir Dream]

hahaha id love to see that...

no, seriously though, you couldnt just do that, chavs are everywhere, they're all inter-linked with each other, whether it be through family or friends they know easily enough people, and they always have credit to ring them, basically its just not a good idea, all they do is fight each other and other people, they are assholes...

if your gonna go 'chavvy bashin' or 'mush mashin' lol you better bring a fuckload of people and prepare to take a beatin, as its NOTHING LIKE AMERICA OR CANADA.. there are more knives, more street-fights, guns are less available and crews often roll in HUNDREDS...

SO BE WARNED!!!

[B.Basher]

Yeah. We rumble like the warriors down here :D .

[Abattoir Dream]

....omg... THE WARRIORS?!? as in... THE warriors? have you seen that film?

[TheFatKid]

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This is what we have here, though I'm sure they are everywhere. Fucking scene kids. My dream day is slaughtering them 300 style, except 10000 scene kids and 300 true metalheads.

[KingsBlend420]

After reading all the posts in this thread, England just sounds like a fucked up place to live. I wouldn't want to have to watch my back all the time just because I dress differently from the "chavs". Does the UK government do anything about these gangs? It seems pretty unbelievable that a gang of 50-100
chavs can just walk down the street doing whatever they want. Weird and creepy.

[Abattoir Dream]

the government/police havent got a clue... they say people wearing hoodies are anti-social thugs... skaters and shit wore hoodies a long time before chavs.. now they are tryin to blame us? our government is FUCKED, everyone HATES the police here... the whole system in england is fucked throughout...

its no surprise it sounds shit... it is..

[Abattoir Dream]

This is what we have here, though I'm sure they are everywhere. Fucking scene kids. My dream day is slaughtering them 300 style, except 10000 scene kids and 300 true metalheads.


bit of a sad aspiration but.. every man to himself..

there are kids like that in england, just not half as many, people like that just get laughed at here, and if anything ever does kick off they just get banged out one-shot.. lol

[B.Basher]

....omg... THE WARRIORS?!? as in... THE warriors? have you seen that film?

Umm, only the greatest film ever. Tell me you've played the game man! Ajax is a legend.

"I laaaaid you out suckaah!"

Depends where you live. Different areas if the UK have different chav populations. I'm not too bad at all where I am, I gots to worry about the Indian turf wars in Leicester. Some cray-zee gangsters around here.
It's still pretty heavy, more and more under 18 murderers popping up every year.

[KingsBlend420]

the government/police havent got a clue... they say people wearing hoodies are anti-social thugs... skaters and shit wore hoodies a long time before chavs.. now they are tryin to blame us? our government is FUCKED, everyone HATES the police here... the whole system in england is fucked throughout...

its no surprise it sounds shit... it is..

That's a complete bummer man. What an unhappy life that must lead to, just having to watch your back everywhere you go because of some immature little low lifes. Someone should make a documentary or something to inform the government of what is happening.

[pass the chicken]

haha detroit here. annoying sub-burb kids your problem huh? we just drop them off on the strip any crowded area will work that seems to scare the wannabe out of them real quick if not let them pick a fight with someone who's stomach is growling

[Abattoir Dream]

Umm, only the greatest film ever. Tell me you've played the game man! Ajax is a legend.

"I laaaaid you out suckaah!"

Depends where you live. Different areas if the UK have different chav populations. I'm not too bad at all where I am, I gots to worry about the Indian turf wars in Leicester. Some cray-zee gangsters around here.
It's still pretty heavy, more and more under 18 murderers popping up every year.


hell yeh ive played the game... lol i was brought up on that shit...:)

the only thing i dont like about the film is that kleon gets killed straight away... hes the only sound one!

haha i have a dwarf plant called 'rembrandt' named after that little weakling that tags everything...lol

its a great film... the end line is the best...

'and for those boppers who had such a hard time getting home last night'... ..'sorry about that'... ..'i guess all we can do is play you a song'.... *warriors theme tune thing* - hahaha... thats the shit man...

'CAN YOU DIG IT!!!' haha that makes me laugh...

[B.Basher]

Good shit. I love how dark the game is in comparison to the film.

"I heard you ladies need help wasting a cripple."

The dialogue is solid as hell. You can't help but quote it while your playing. "That was a love tap suckah. Just stay there." We had a whole month of quoting it in our social circle.

*friend takes a hit off the blunt and coughs up*
Me: "Remember boppers, you gots to be a toker to know how to toke. Seems like some of downtowns finest just can't cut it."
My mate: "Fuck off!"

:D

[Pipe Dreams]

Well in AMERICA, one mother fucker could take out a whole group of bitches with tha chopper