Luck at it's most potent

[B.Basher]

This happened maybe about a year ago.

Me and my best buds were out one night blazing it up. My best mate's parents don't know he smokes so we're just walking up and down the street with a joint, ready to head inside for some gamecube action afterwards. We're just toking up when a couple of dudes on bikes roll by and one yells out in a proper pikey accent "Who's shootin' da bud then?".

So our first thought is "Shit, some fucking townie prats are gonna give us some shit". It turns out to be this weasly Asian chav that we picked up a few times from back in the day. He's a bit of a prick, but we're cool with him so we relax a little. He asks if we can sell him any draw which we can't but we let him and his mate have a quick toke.

Before he leaves he says "By the way man, the fuckin' DK crew (or some shit) are on their way so i'd dust if I were you!". We ask "What the hell is the DK crew?" He explains they are only the biggest gang of hardcore chav c*nts in the whole of our suburban area and are on a big, BIG rampage.

They cycle off and we're wondering whether he was bullshitting or we should genuinely be worried. Luckily we're right outside the house of another friend of our's who happened to be on holiday in Greece so decide to jump over his gate into his garden to finish the reefer.

We wait about 2 minutes, joint still smoking when slowly but surely, quiet at first but getting louder and louder, a riotous cacophony of screaming, shouting , swearing and general loutish banter from what sounded like a hundred chavs slowly rolls by from the other side of the house. We sit rigid as fuck for a whole minute as the sound slowly dies down, the only movement between us my friend's hand, which is still going up and down as he tokes the joint.

We wait a few more minutes and head the fuck back to his house. I don't think there's ever been a bigger chance of me having my white, British arse handed to me.

B.Basher Reviewed by B.Basher on 02-02-2007. Luck at it's most potent This happened maybe about a year ago. Me and my best buds were out one night blazing it up. My best mate's parents don't know he smokes so we're just walking up and down the street with a joint, ready to head inside for some gamecube action afterwards. We're just toking up when a couple of dudes on bikes roll by and one yells out in a proper pikey accent "Who's shootin' da bud then?". So our first thought is "Shit, some fucking townie prats are gonna give us some shit". It turns out to be Rating: 5

[Abattoir Dream]

oooh.. dodgey.. i dont like that, fuckin twats.. think they are so great in there little crews n shit, then you see them alone and they avoid you.. its stupid, i always see them bein good little boys when they are with there mums.. so if they ever give me shit i have something to shut them up lol.. as for big gangs of ppl goin round, we kept gettin ppl from other towns comin here, but they dont anymore..

the first words they say are always either; 'lend us a quid!' or 'you got a spare fag?' - and if your really lucky, its 'come over here where my mates are.. just behind here.. where no-one can see..' and you end up in a bit of trouble.. most of them are just ungrateful little tramps... they should all die

[conch420]

haha that sucks i went to ireland a couple years ago and weird stuff like that never happend, i had long hair and wore band shirts too, which area did u go to?

[Ilovesupras]

lol what tha hell is a chav...im sorry im from cali so i have no clue what it is...also parts in my town if u step to the wrong dude u gonna get dropped or shot...but yea ppl always think they bad when in big groups but if u catch them alone they act like a pussy.

[RyanTheCaveman]

Yeh whats a chav?
...are these people like 12 year old punks trying to be cool?

[B.Basher]

A chav is basically an anti-social punk. They often wear the popular sports fashion names, are loud and obnoxious and more often than not come from council estates like bees from a hive.

They mostly like to hang around your local mcdonalds or shopping mall in huge packs swearing loudly and trying to look threatening. While a lot of them are just insecure, prepubescant retards that dropped out of nursery, there's an equal amount of true thugs that take an animalistic pride in breaking the law and hurting innocent people. Gots to watch out for those ones.

And thats your chav .

[savagepossum]

oooh.. dodgey.. i dont like that, fuckin twats.. think they are so great in there little crews n shit, then you see them alone and they avoid you.. its stupid, i always see them bein good little boys when they are with there mums.. so if they ever give me shit i have something to shut them up lol.. as for big gangs of ppl goin round, we kept gettin ppl from other towns comin here, but they dont anymore..

the first words they say are always either; 'lend us a quid!' or 'you got a spare fag?' - and if your really lucky, its 'come over here where my mates are.. just behind here.. where no-one can see..' and you end up in a bit of trouble.. most of them are just ungrateful little tramps... they should all die

ha ha thats so true! not one of these dickhead chavs would ever start on you if they were on there own

[YayAreaPnjbi]

lol what tha hell is a chav...im sorry im from cali so i have no clue what it is...also parts in my town if u step to the wrong dude u gonna get dropped or shot...but yea ppl always think they bad when in big groups but if u catch them alone they act like a pussy.

Lmao, Amen!

[Abattoir Dream]

While a lot of them are just insecure, prepubescant retards that dropped out of nursery, there's an equal amount of true thugs that take an animalistic pride in breaking the law and hurting innocent people.

haha yes, this is true, i remember quite a while ago, about 3-4 years now, gettin in a big fight with a whole group of little chavvys, there were about ten of us, and about 40 of them, and we had to get to the other end of the high street (a long way) to link with the rest of our boys, towards the beginnin we just stuck together, and went through as a group, but eventually they split us up, and (from what i could see) we were nearly finished, three poeple from our set had been seperated and beaten pretty bad, and the rest of us were probably soon to follow. there was no way we were gonna make it to the rest of the HDC, so we stuck in quite a tight pack, and fought off as many of them as possible, by this time we were panicking, there were cameras everywhere but the police clearly werent coming, and we were being dropped one-by-one... i had taken a few punches, and so had everyone else, only one of us was hurt bad enough to sit it out, the 2 groups had seperated, there was us on one end, and them on the other, and the tension had reached breaking point, both groups just charged for each other, and probably the biggest fight ive seen in real life broke out, someone from their lot got put through a telephone box, and another got his head whacked off the pavement like 10 times, also one of our boys was hit with a snooker-ball in a sock, we were all knackered at this point, and it seemed like they just kept coming (lol we were right next to an estate) i remember thinkin, 'fuck, we've had it' and makin sure everyone was still with us, just as i was gonna call out to split up and run, i heard a loud droning noise, thinkin it could be the HDC (my crew) we started off towards the noise, just as the ppl we were fighting realized what we were doing, another group of chavs came round the corner we were running too, (these were the ppl making the loud noise) lol you shoulda felt the relief i felt that day lol, it was a much bigger group of 'alfa-chavs' (true thugs) that have already established an alliance with our crew, they had heard what was happenin and had come to help us out (word was everywhere already) anyway, there was about 25 of them, and about 10-11 of us, straight away we charged them and they scattered like bitches up the high street, anyway, the rest of the HDC who we were tryin to get to in the first place had heard about what was goin on, and were comin down towards us from the other end of the high street, there was about 20 of them, basically we had the little retards trapped, they really werent happy, as soon as the rest of our boys were in view we charged the little retards from both sides, out-numbered and out-witted, a few of them tried pushing past us to leave but failed trying, the rest of them just stopped, put their hands up and sat down lol. we got them all together and made a circle around them, after a few verbal warnings, we let them leave, and told them everywhere belongs to us, they cant sell any drugs and they certainly cant tag anywhere, we also made it pretty clear that it better not happen again..

literally as their group left, an ambulance turned up and sorted us out, which was cool, the guy sed the police wouldnt come down, (pricks) and neither would any other ambulances, so he'd pulled up and waited for the fight to calm down and finish before getting envolved.. - fuckin star

its great being on good terms with the 'harder chavs', lol we pretty much RUN this place now, and to this very day, they havent tried givin us any shit...

lol its great, we beat them in a fight, and the other day i beat 7 of them in-a-row in a freestyle battle... lol and thats ALL THEY DO! haha

[TheFatKid]

I need to go to England and fight me some chavs man. It seems fun. What I really wanna do though is get a bunch of my friends and go fight some guidos/preps/scene kids. That would be fun as hell.