Mrs. Greenjeans' first ever grow

[1chronic]

Haha Nice Fog!

See Mrs G we got you covered.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

::ringring::
Hello, Fog?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Okay. I put text directly on my pics so that I don't have to fret with the order in which I attach them. Let's roll.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

More pics

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

:D I gotta dirty mind.

[Scarlet Sky]

omg! it DOES look like a dog dick!

heh, wow, i gotta stop now...

[TheGreenFog]

*picks up*

'Ello. How ya feelin'?

Don't ya hate those stretchy fuggers? Well, looks like it's far enough along that she shouldn't be stretching anymore. :D

You dirty-minded ladies, you. For shame. :p I never really knew what a dog's dick looked like...but I guess now I have an idea. :wtf:

Now, I have to go take two of these (:baggy: :baggy:)...just to get rid of the thought. *shudders*



The Fog :rastasmoke:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Fog, if I take two of those, I'll go to sleep.
Fuckit. I need a nap anyway.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Just a quick note to myself:
Need to water big girls tonight. Check soil ph. Do some friggin laundry, those overalls are scandalous.

[stinkyattic]

I brought you a present, Greenjeans.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

BWAHA!
I can't decide if it should be my av, or my profile pic. Decisions decisions...

[stinkyattic]

hahha thought you needed it this morning girly

[TheGreenFog]

Ummm...what just happened? :what: What the hell did you do, Mrs. G????



The Fog :rastasmoke:

[stinkyattic]

GF check your email... hope it's a short ban... get yer sick and twisted ass back here soon girly

[ericwt]

GF check your email... hope it's a short ban... get yer sick and twisted ass back here soon girly

7 days. Will miss her spunk.

[KL4D4]

haha she was getting too popular, gotta take er out

[Bree1978]

What I leave for a moment and you take a vacation??? LOL, can't wait to see your return, Mrs. G.

:jointsmile: Bree

[kindprincess]

i'm working on it...

[Bree1978]

Yay, kindprincess is on the 'case'! B

[Demeter]

Hey now, I was sick for a week and I come back and find Mrs G banned? Did she try to shoot somebody? Did she advocate cross-species intimacy? Did she chop up Pat and feed her to the blender?
I miss her:(
wasSUP???

[FreeVenice]

Who banned this angel???????

[canuck grower]

Heh, well she did take a leak on shov's plants (http://boards.cannabis.com/grow-log/93435-shovs-bubblegum-grow-5.html#post1276143) so I don't know if she's quite an angel! ;) But yeah, I don't know wtf she did to get banned she doesn't seem out of line... I fear what goes on in that women's forum so I just steer clear of it altogether, but maybe she was stirring things up in there. :jointsmile:

(I love the ladies, but you're all crazy! at least when it comes to your man. i mean that in the best way possible and I never said men were sane so don't take it the wrong way! :D)

[FreeVenice]

I purpose a strike, untill she returns. . . or will I get banned for saying that???

[1chronic]

I love the clones, there so tiny. Heh Pats a cutter, poor pat.

Hope you get back soon!

[FreeVenice]

So are we striking yet??? This is my last post till I see results. . .not that anyone cares...lol

[ericwt]

For those of you who want to know. You can click on her profile and download her v card which has her email address and you can ask her yourself.

She also has Yahoo messenger.

[thecreator]

Damn she will be missed......damn I cant believe i leave my pc for a week and i come back to this. Anyway I'm smoking a bowl for ya. (A moment of silence........................................... .....)
Tell us how ur week was.:(

[Chronic Chrissy]

I miss you greenjeans!

[TheGreenFog]

GREENJEANS

Are you back yet? :sadcrying


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[ericwt]

I think she comes back tomorrow!

Yea!:thumbsup: :D

[kindprincess]

she's baaaaack :D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

So are we striking yet??? This is my last post till I see results. . .not that anyone cares...lol
HA! Don't try to act like this is about me!:S2:

[Chronic Chrissy]

YOU'RE BACK! What was that all about anyways. How's pat? What's new? My Canna.com world has been so dead without you. Oh hey look I got a new square while you were gone.

[dutch.lover]

Hey, welcome back Mrs. G! I was banned for MOM talk (oops...lol didn't realize what i was doin at the time) about 6 months ago, and not being able to access this site for a week was hard, i must say!

How are things?

[Chronic Chrissy]

Should I even be asking what "MOM" talk is?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

YOU'RE BACK! What was that all about anyways. How's pat? What's new? My Canna.com world has been so dead without you. Oh hey look I got a new square while you were gone.
hehehee. Nice square. Write to me mrsdotgreenjeansatgmaildotcom. I will give you the skinny.(and anyone else who wants to know)

Out of deference to the mods/administrators, I'm keeping it off the boards, and maintaining a lowISH profile.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hey, welcome back Mrs. G! I was banned for MOM talk (oops...lol didn't realize what i was doin at the time) about 6 months ago, and not being able to access this site for a week was hard, i must say!

How are things?
I've been reading all week. I'm a geek. I gots skillz. LOL! I've just been being respectful.

Things are things. I'm going to take pics tonight and make one of my wee hour of the morning posts.

[kindprincess]

umm, hey green, you out there? :wtf:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

yup. Gimme a sec.

[FreeVenice]

Welcome back. . .:giveflower:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thank you FV:)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Day 6 for my single rooted clone, hereinafter referred to as Rochelle. She's looking good. Very perky, ready for action. It's a huge relief just knowing from the start that she's, well, a she. I'm going to have to break the updates down into two parts. I have more pics yet to take, and since I'm having problems, I have questions etc. For now, here's pics of my clones.
OH yeah, I'm doing the shotglass grow, so pics of my shot candidate are on that thread.
That's all for now. More to follow.:hippy:

[Scarlet Sky]

very nice mrs. green! looking good.

i'm thinking about cutting down a goddess tree tonite; if you're interested... :D

edit: you should make a mom...

[Scarlet Sky]

YOU'RE BACK! What was that all about anyways. How's pat? What's new? My Canna.com world has been so dead without you. Oh hey look I got a new square while you were gone.

seems lots of people are getting new dots...

;)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Okay, where do I start? This has been going on for a couple of days, but since my unfortunate incarceration, I was unable to post.

Okay, I had some yellowing leaves, so I gave the ladies a light dose of veg ferts for one feeding. Then, I decided to quit being such a slacker, and test my runoff. My soil was reading 6.8 and 6.9. My tap water was reading 8.0. My runoff was reading 8.0! So, using lemon juice for lack of a better product, I pHed my water down to 6.8, and flushed Lily with 12 gallons. She tanked within hours. I'm afraid she's not going to make it.

I didn't flush Pat, but she did get watered with the pHed water. She doesn't look as bad as Lily, but she's not looking real hot either.

Here's the kicker. My soil readings are still 6.8-6.9

So I bought a different pH kit. Taking a reading from the original kit, and one from the new one, I get two different results from my runoff. One says it's high, in the 8 range. The other says it's low, in the 5 range.

I am about ready to blow. I swear, when I was just giving them plain tap water, and only using my metered probe to test soil only, they were doing fine. Now they are the travesties you see here.

I'll be posting this in plant problems too. And I swear if that one mod comes in there and scolds me like these fucking plants are the Holy Grail, and I'm abusing the Baby Jesus, I'll quit and take my entertaining erudite self somewhere else.

I'm frustrated.:(

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

More pics

[Weedhound]

Wow, Mrs GJ I just checked in to this thread....so sorry about your plants! Wish I could offer something useful but no.....

Lots of luck...I will check back and hopefully see that they are better. :(

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thanks Weedhound. I appreciate your kind words.

[r00tdoctor]

Hello again ,

I read your whole log why you were away. Dont leave this place I just met you lol!

Looks like your plants are showing various deficiencies ms. greenjeans from nutrient lockout from the ph mishap. One question when you flushed her with tap water was it distilled (the 13 gallons)? Because the clorine in the water could have made her symtoms worse. From the one side view picture of lily she really dont look too bad , at least I dont think she's gonna die she'll probally be in shock for a week or so but I think she'll pull though it. Hmm lemon juice isnt so good it might have caused a sudden change in the ph , plus it dosent buffer very long. I wouldnt use it because id be afraid I would lower my ph too much with it. Has your tap only recently been reading ph 8.0?
I would say just give her some time to recoup, give her a feeding of some bloom fert when she dries out , sing to her a little , and she should liven back up.

Another thing what is your feeding schedule ,the plants could be looking a little bad if there was a salt buildup. And when you water with straight water do you water until there is a decent amount of runoff? (to help get rid of excess salt buildup)

How far along are you in flower because some leaf yellowing is normal during flower ( as there isnt as much N in the soil the plant will use the N stored in its leaves as needed until the flowering death dance is finished) giving a plant to much N in flowering could set back the harvest time by a bit.


I am a lil rusty on growing so these questions/answers may be a lil off this is just my 2-cents. lol

ps. check out my grow log again ,its comming along nicely:
http://boards.cannabis.com/closet-cabinet-growing/104584-first-cfl-bagseed-grow.html

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'm moving them to the new house today. I don't have a room set up yet, but they need to be moved or I can't care for them properly. I'll have to put them in a makeshift area for now. It will still be better than their current setup.

edit: Root, I typed a reply to you, and it disappeared. I'm tired today.

[TheGreenFog]

Hey, Mrs. G. Good luck with your move. Hope everything goes well. Let us know asap, k? :)

So you're a r00tdoctor? Well, I'm the w00tdoctor! w000t! hehe :cool:


The Fog :rastasmoke

[KL4D4]

You're leaves are doing what mine did... people told me it was PH problems. I went out and bought a gallon of spring water now for that after flushing the soil out the last time. I thought the plant was just getting older and was taking energy from the leaves that no longer were as dear to its life. So I'm thinking maybe I too should throw some nutes at it...

You've got some good buds going thats for sure... you'll prob have a better turn out than me :(

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

KL I wouldn't count on my yield being decent at this point. Don't beat yourself up.

Fog, I've got it worked out to a certain extent. I'm going to put them in the attic for lights on, and in our bedroom closet for lights out. This will entail shuttling them down two flights of stairs, but eh, whatever works in a pinch.

[ericwt]

I've got it worked out to a certain extent. I'm going to put them in the attic for lights on, and in our bedroom closet for lights out. This will entail shuttling them down two flights of stairs, but eh, whatever works in a pinch.

That sounds like a pain in the butt.

That is a temporary solution, right?

I hope as you get settled you will find something more permanent.

[Markass]

hope those plants perk up for you...

[Uncle E]

Nice to see you back Mrs.Greenjeans. I think you are on the right track with starting with your ph. This may help you,*keeps fingers crossed*.Revised: The Complete Guide To Sick Plants,pH and Pest Troubles - PlanetGanja.com (http://www.planetganja.com/highsociety/showthread.php?t=8778) I hope your girls make a quick rebound. Did I say it was good to see you back?? Good Luck.... Peace! :hippy:

[r00tdoctor]

TheGreenFog, lol I dunno if im a doctor but im trying to get my skills and greenthumb back.

Mrs. Greenjeans, Your babies need a home! Is the reason why ur taking them out the attic when lights out occurs because it gets too cold up there?
1) If so you could get one of those cheap space heaters unless your attic has got fire hazards up there.
2)Or u could make a sacrifice and turn your closet into a full time flower chamber and find another spot for your clothes
I dont think you will want to do #2 most girls love there closet space. (lol)

How are ur babies looking any worse???

[FreeVenice]

I wish I had a attic. . .

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Do you ever sleep FV? LOL!
I'm getting ready to update this, with pictures! But first, I'll answer the viewer mail.

Eric and Root..I'm putting them in the closet for lights out because I can't seal light out in the attic. It's an open space, and I haven't built any walls in it yet. I haven't posted everything about my house, but we signed on it Feb.23, and we still haven't moved into the damn thing because of various issues, so I haven't been able to build my flower room.

Thanks Markassssssss...if you really want to make me feel better, send me a picture of your armpit.

Uncle E...Thank you for the link my friend. It will come in right handy. And thanks, it's good to be back among knowledgeable friends and well wishers.

Root again...I haven't had clothes in my closet since I started growing lol! They're all in a chair at the foot of my bed. I like clothes, but I seldom wear them, so giving up a closet isn't a big deal to me. That's why god made Rubbermaid totes.;)

[FreeVenice]

Hay it's only 2am now, plus Planes, Trains, and Automobiles just cam on...


Edit: Ha, just realized I open tomorrow. . .

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I am so freaking tired I can't believe I'm awake updating this.:stoned:
Soooo, I triple bagged my girls in 30 gallon black lawn and leaf bags, put them in the tall boxes you can buy for dishes at storage rental places, and shuttled them over to the new house during their dark cycle, as per Miss Foxy's instructions. Once there, I got their new area set up. It's in the attic, which has a big exhaust fan (score!), but no partitioning, so they are just sort of out there in the open. When I pulled the bag off of Lily, I saw a WEB!!!!

Now, I go over these fracking plants every damn day with a 30x microscope. I know what spider mites look like, and I'm telling you these plants didn't have a thing on them. I don't know where that godforsaken web came from. Nevertheless, into the shower they went. I flushed them both, and then I took the shower head off the wall (it's on one of those flexy hoses) and I totally doused both those girls in water, front, back, top, bottom and sides. They hate me now. Then I shook the excess water from their leaves, put them in front of the fan to dry a bit, and ensconced them in their new home, where they will probably remain until the end of flowering. Problem is, I am not living in that home yet, and I am a nervous wreck that my plants are there, and I'm here. I'll go back tomorrow for lights out to put them in the bedroom closet, where I can seal off light.

Okay, enough neurotic typing. Picture pages!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I am a picture snapping fool.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Last of the pics

[FreeVenice]

Is that ok for the walls? I though it bends light to cause burns, or even eats the light. . . I read it somewhere so I don't really know much about it. . .

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

It's mylar. Got it at Wally World wooooooooooot!

[FreeVenice]

I think i would honestly kill for a home with an attic. . .

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

You either have to get a mortgage, or move to an older neighborhood. I did both.;)

[FreeVenice]

The only way I can own a home here is with $600,000+ cash. I'm 21 with no credit, I've been renting on my own going on five years now, and as long as I live in my area I am stuck doing so. . . It's a tuff town to walk away from. . .

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Get some roommates and rent a big old house. That could be fun!

[FreeVenice]

Tried the roommate thing, I'm kinda a self sufficient person, plus I don't want to have to count on other people to make my rent. . .haha, altough I know a guy who is doing the sellers in a grow house, and that seems to be going good for them. . .

[Markass]

those buds are looking wonderful, greenjeans...keep it up for a few more weeks and you'll be smoking them :greenthumb:

[Shovelhandle]

Good luck with your new grow room, Mrs. Greenjeans.

Shov

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thanks Markass! I'm not sure how long I've got to go. I'll have to check trichs to gauge harvest time.

Hey Shov, nice to see you! Thanks for stopping by.

[Loathsome]

I just sat down and read this entire thread, very impressive! It makes me want to grow. I'll definitely check back often!
Good luck, Loath

[Bree1978]

Yah, I was thinking it could be from the lemon juice too. I think it does not stay stable. I only used it for a short time. I went to using reverse osmosis or distilled water cause I was sick of messing with the ph. I also had really hard water too....lots of iron and calcium in it.

Happy moving.
:jointsmile: Bree

[Markass]

Thanks Markassssssss...if you really want to make me feel better, send me a picture of your armpit.

lmao

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hey Loathsome, thanks for the props! Stop by anytime.

Bree, I believe you're right. I bought some actual pH adjusters at the store, so I should be all good now if the need arises.

The girls are looking much better after their dowsing last night. And they are definitely loving the cooler temps in my attic. I forgot to bring my thermometer over, but I can tell you the difference in temps from my closet is phenomenal.

Notes: If Pat's clones root...they need more aggressive FIMming and LSTing. Lily's clones on the other hand need less. Pat's buds are girthy, with long internodal spacing. Lily's buds are more slender, but really dense, with tight nodes, about 3/4 of an inch apart.

[Demeter]

Hi Mrs. G- So glad you are back, and hope the move is progressing well. It is hard when you have fussy, leafy kids to lug around! :weedpoke:

[GreenLadyOfDankDowns]

Hello, I'm still pretty new and about to start my first grow, so I just wanted to tell you that your log has helped me quite a bit. It's nice to be able to see what sorts of problems I might be up against. I bought the Ready Set Grow video from HighTimes, and while it does help it still leaves out quite a bit, especially in the trouble shooting department. Knowing that there is always a chance of aphids or spider mites, suddenly the problem I have with keeping lady bugs out of my house seems like it might actually be to my advantage for once. "Ok girls, you can stay but you better be on constant patrol!" The info you posted on exhaust fans and filters has been most helpful, thank you. I think the hardest part is going to be screwing up my courage to cut the hole in the ceiling and into the attic so I can patch in to the existing duct.

[canuck grower]

Hey Mrs G! I like your setup in the attic there. Looks nice and cozy for the girls!

welcome back. :)

-cg :jointsmile:

[Chronic Chrissy]

Hello, I'm still pretty new and about to start my first grow, so I just wanted to tell you that your log has helped me quite a bit. It's nice to be able to see what sorts of problems I might be up against. I bought the Ready Set Grow video from HighTimes, and while it does help it still leaves out quite a bit, especially in the trouble shooting department. Knowing that there is always a chance of aphids or spider mites, suddenly the problem I have with keeping lady bugs out of my house seems like it might actually be to my advantage for once. "Ok girls, you can stay but you better be on constant patrol!" The info you posted on exhaust fans and filters has been most helpful, thank you. I think the hardest part is going to be screwing up my courage to cut the hole in the ceiling and into the attic so I can patch in to the existing duct.

I'll take all your lady bugs!

[Scarlet Sky]

heh, you can have some of mine crissy; i got gazillions... :)

[Chronic Chrissy]

They eat spider mites don't they????

[1chronic]

I can't say it enough, I love the clones.

I hope the lady's are gonna do well. I'll drop by again soon, I just got back from my trip :)

[ericwt]

Well Mrs Greenjeans, It looks like your plants are doing fine.

I enjoy your photos and captions. Keep it up.:thumbsup:

[r00tdoctor]

Im glad your plants are recovering, told you they would pull though but I know how it is when ur babies get colds parents panic. Did you sing to them as I suggested . lol

[Chronic Chrissy]

Hey greenjeans what do you see for your next grow? I think next time we'll get those buds so big you'll have to prop up your plants, I'll help you out with that now that you have the hps

[medicinal]

I don't know if this would work for you but what is the PH of melted snow. Here in Vegas we don't have a snow problem, but the water is attrocious. I have a pure water store less than a mile from my house that sells water for 16 cents a gallon. I have a pool, so I have an abundance of empty 5 gallon chlorine buckets. rinsed them out real good and trucked on down to the store. the guy wanted to know if I was going to drink that water, I said no, they were for my aquariums. So, now, every other week I truck on down and fill up the 2 buckets and it lasts for the 2 weeks between changes. I have 4 bubbler stones in my bubbler so the oxygen level is up there. They are growing at an alarming rate. I'll try and post a couple of pics for ya. tomorrow, as it's lights out now.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hi Mrs. G- So glad you are back, and hope the move is progressing well. It is hard when you have fussy, leafy kids to lug around! :weedpoke:

So...spill. Did you meet up with Stinky and the Yeag (Pinky and the Brain) I'm stoned. That made sense to me.

Thank you for the good vibes. That smiley is one of my faves.:D I saw some orchids at Home DePOT t'other day, which made me think of you. I nearly bought one, then I changed my mind, cuz I was worried I'd accidentally kill it what with all the moving and such. So, next time.;)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hello, I'm still pretty new and about to start my first grow, so I just wanted to tell you that your log has helped me quite a bit. Thank you. That's a really nice thing to say. If nothing else, I can serve as a stunning example of what NOT to do LOL!It's nice to be able to see what sorts of problems I might be up against. I bought the Ready Set Grow video from HighTimes, and while it does help it still leaves out quite a bit, especially in the trouble shooting department. Knowing that there is always a chance of aphids or spider mites, suddenly the problem I have with keeping lady bugs out of my house seems like it might actually be to my advantage for once. "Ok girls, you can stay but you better be on constant patrol!" The info you posted on exhaust fans and filters has been most helpful, thank you. I think the hardest part is going to be screwing up my courage to cut the hole in the ceiling and into the attic so I can patch in to the existing duct.

Lady Bugs rock. I actually had the opposite problem one year..I didn't have enough ladybugs. I had to buy them! Crazy eh?

It's only drywall. Cut it! Wo0t! It's easy to fix if you mess it up. I can walk you through it. Go between studs so you don't cut any wires or plumbing. Post a picture of your proposed space, draw my attention to it, and we'll go from there. :D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hey Mrs G! I like your setup in the attic there. Looks nice and cozy for the girls!

welcome back. :)

-cg :jointsmile:
Thanks for the wb CG. Yeah, I think they are digging on the attic. The buds are fattening up wheeee! Shuttling them up and down two flights everyday isn't doing my back any favors. However, my ass looks fabulous! *snicker*

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

heh, you can have some of mine crissy; i got gazillions... :)
Feed them some sugar water:D , put them in some excelsior, and pack that in little burlap bags. Then send me some. 50 should do it.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

My apologies for lumping y'all together, but I am sleeeeeeeeepy and running short on time. We've got all the kids (4 of 'em) this weekend, and only 2 computers over here right now, so I'm fighting for my lane on the infomation superhighway. I need a nap.

Eric:Thank you sweetie. Your comments are always appreciated. And I love making captions, cause I'm lazy. It's an easy way to get an idea across, and I get to play with fonts. I'm a font geek.

R00t:Yes, I did sing to them! I think I may be being brought up on charges of plant abuse now. *snork!*

1Chronic:Send good vibes for the clones. They are looking peakedy. The one that rooted is doing good though.

medicinal:Your setup sounds boss. I'll be looking forward to your pics. :thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hey greenjeans what do you see for your next grow? I think next time we'll get those buds so big you'll have to prop up your plants, I'll help you out with that now that you have the hps

I got some magic beans from some killllller smoke. I mentioned it before on this thread I think. Folks around here call it "dumpster" cause it stinks and gets you trashed lol! All I know about it is it's a sativa dom. So that's my next project.

Thanks for the offer, I can definitely use all the help I can get! Did you get my email?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Big kisses! Mmmmuuuuwwaaah!

Dude is trying to dick me on my Superthrive order. He claims he didn't get paid, but my bank says he did.

hmph.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Fucking popup blockers.

Just a few pics of my cab that I"ll be using for clones, mothers, and early veg. Papi cut the holes for my lights. He's the bestest!

No captions on these pics. I'm on my laptop, and don't have any editing software, and it will take 24 minutes to download some, so fuggit. Make up your own! eheheheheheheheh!

Love y'uns. I got y'all right here. /fist to heart, peace sign

[FreeVenice]

Looking good, I'm trying to go to the Salvation army to pick up a nice cab.

Great Job:thumbsup:

[thecreator]

Good shit! So what are the new grow rooms dimensions? I'm high so thats why I care about all the details.:)

[Scarlet Sky]

how goes things mrs. green?

[stinkyattic]

Sup greenjeans!!

Melted snow.... it has the same pH as whatever the rainwater would have been. In fact, you can actually take snow samples and determine what the pollution source was in the area in which the storm system originated! It's just the ratio of nitric to phosphoric acid in the water... one comes from industrial/coal fired.. the other comes from auto exhaust! Neat stuff... I've acutally done this,lol, geek alert.
Anyway I have a lot to catch up on your log apparently! Run off with the big guy for a week and miss all the fun.... wtf!!! I'm just borrowing the bartender's laptop atm.... he;'s distracted by the Simpsons....
how's the house projects going?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Good shit! So what are the new grow rooms dimensions? I'm high so thats why I care about all the details.:)
I just took another pic, but I can't upload it because now I'm on the old man's laptop and it is the suck. It looks all bell and whistle-y, but it doesn't have half the stuff mine does, due to it being a work laptop.

:sigh: I hate moving. I don't have all my stuff. My desktop groovemachine is still at the old place.

However, I can give you the dimensions: 6 feet high, divided into two 3 foot levels. 24" wide. 14 and 7/8" deep.

[Scarlet Sky]

hmmm.... :wtf:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Okay, here are outside pics of the cab.

[Bree1978]

LOL! Looks Great Mrs. G :jointsmile: Bree

[whisky]

that cabinet looks like the exorcist thing.. there are possesed plants in there

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

ROFL! Yeah, like that.

[Demeter]

So...spill. Did you meet up with Stinky and the Yeag (Pinky and the Brain) I'm stoned. That made sense to me.

Thank you for the good vibes. That smiley is one of my faves.:D I saw some orchids at Home DePOT t'other day, which made me think of you. I nearly bought one, then I changed my mind, cuz I was worried I'd accidentally kill it what with all the moving and such. So, next time.;)


No, ms stinky and the pope must not have been able to get out from under the covers to visit Boston! We did have some snow/sleet/cold stuff going on, so I understand;)

Your cab looks glowingly fab! I am running out of room in my veg room because I am starting so many actual vegetables! Spring won't be here for
a little over another month - I can't wait!

We spent yesterday installing a fan system with a carbon scrubber for the flower room, will post pics in my log. Two more weeks until harvest, though I have chopped one top off a cola because it looked done enough! It's drying for sampling later :stoned:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

No, ms stinky and the pope must not have been able to get out from under the covers to visit Boston! We did have some snow/sleet/cold stuff going on, so I understand;)

Your cab looks glowingly fab! I am running out of room in my veg room because I am starting so many actual vegetables! Spring won't be here for
a little over another month - I can't wait!

We spent yesterday installing a fan system with a carbon scrubber for the flower room, will post pics in my log. Two more weeks until harvest, though I have chopped one top off a cola because it looked done enough! It's drying for sampling later :stoned:
Wootish! I have to say, I'm excited about harvesting.

I still haven't started my peppers and tomatoes! I have to go over to my mom's and retrieve my seeds out of the closet.

I have that wiggly puppy feeling. New house, springtime, big plans. I think I might pee on myself.

[ericwt]

The photos remind me of "Close encounters of the Third Kind".

Looks like you have some space bud there.:thumbsup:

[Chronic Chrissy]

Lookin good

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

The photos remind me of "Close encounters of the Third Kind".

Looks like you have some space bud there.:thumbsup:
The cat


is


killing me.


doodoodoodoodoodoo(close encounters music)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Lookin good
I need a smoke report from you girly!

[thecreator]

:sigh: I hate moving. I don't have all my stuff. However, I can give you the dimensions: 6 feet high, divided into two 3 foot levels. 24" wide. 14 and 7/8" deep.

Nice I think tats a damn good size to work with. Any way keep me posted on your set up. I just want to see how long it'll take you to set up your ventilation system. Anyway I hope you enjoy your new house :jointsmile:

[Markass]

hey greenjeans..nice cab. I think you would get more light on your plants if you had a way to horizontally mount your cfls...more light comes from the sides of them :thumbsup: your flowering plants still doing okay?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Nice I think tats a damn good size to work with. Any way keep me posted on your set up. I just want to see how long it'll take you to set up your ventilation system. Anyway I hope you enjoy your new house :jointsmile:
Right now, I just vent by leaving the door to the cab open. As long as my mom isn't visiting, it's all good. Since I'm not using it for flowering, I don't have to worry about light leak issues, so there's lots of air flow right now. Rochelle digs it.;)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

hey greenjeans..nice cab. I think you would get more light on your plants if you had a way to horizontally mount your cfls...more light comes from the sides of them :thumbsup: your flowering plants still doing okay? Hey tweetie! I will probably put more holes in the cab to put my lights through sideways. I just did a quick job to get them in there. Those lights are mounted in a removable shelf, so it was just easy ya know? Plus I am not real eager to have to deal with heat issues right now. There's just one rooted clone, a little batch of unrooted clones, and a seedling in there right now.

My flowering plants are doing remarkably well. The cooler temps in the attic suit them. However, it's a bit too cool, so I'm going to put a kerosene heater up there to level it out. The extra CO2 will be a bonus as well. I just have to remember to run up there every few hours to ensure I'm not burning the house down.:stoned:

[flynn]

yay, i'm aaallliiivvvee:dance:

couple of months back i thought it time to put some plants down myself so i hit the net getting all the extra info i needed and probably more and found you fellas and fellesses. i've been browsing others grows and thought it time i introduced myself.

cool to see you gettin into it mrs gj, you're a legend.:thumbsup:

just switched over to flowering myself this morning after 30days veg. will try and sort a pic as soon as pos.

just thought this would be a nice place to start seeing as i been visiting every day pretty much. feels like i know your guys already even though i've only just signed on.

enjoyed invision's log too.

[1chronic]

*brains waves happy thought to cute little clones*

-Do well cute clones, do well.-



Rochelle's looking great Mrs. g! :)

[Scarlet Sky]

time for an update green....

and i'm on...

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

yay, i'm aaallliiivvvee:dance:

couple of months back i thought it time to put some plants down myself so i hit the net getting all the extra info i needed and probably more and found you fellas and fellesses. i've been browsing others grows and thought it time i introduced myself.

cool to see you gettin into it mrs gj, you're a legend.:thumbsup:

just switched over to flowering myself this morning after 30days veg. will try and sort a pic as soon as pos.

just thought this would be a nice place to start seeing as i been visiting every day pretty much. feels like i know your guys already even though i've only just signed on.

enjoyed invision's log too.
Welcome! You're in like...Flynn.
Stop by anytime.:thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

*brains waves happy thought to cute little clones*

-Do well cute clones, do well.-



Rochelle's looking great Mrs. g! :)

Thanks 1Chron. I'm so fatigued I'm just kind of letting them "be" for a day or two, kwim? We got to keep the boys for an extra day, and while it was fun, it also knocked my dick in the dirt. I still have to drag myself and the kerosene heater upstairs, and all I really want to do is watch Inuyasha.

[thecreator]

Damn Ive always wanted to talk to you and I just thought bc of your posts I was kinda beneath you. Hmm whats going on? I just wanted to say high and how are you doing? How was your day you know? What about you (hey can you tell im high?) :hippy: :wtf:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL! Yes, I can tell you're high. And I don't think anyone is beneath me unless they're a raging idiot, and I won't name any names, but most everyone who knows me knows the people who I think are blithering nincompoops. ;)

I'm hungry, and too lazy to cook. I'm tired and sore.

[thecreator]

I wish I could cook for you. I love to cook, I was going to school for culinary arts. And I don't want to say Im a damn good cook but the numbers don't lie 12 13 47 and 13. So what would you want

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Aww thanks! But you know what I'd love right now? Some ramen. That's all. LOL! With some green onions sliced in, a little sesame oil and rice vinegar drizzled over the top, and some fresh black pepper.

[thecreator]

Damn that would be good. Looks like you know your shit. So how was inuyasha tonight? I liked it well what I can remember.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I got busy posting and I didn't watch the last 15 minutes, so now I still don't know where the cat went.

I gotta go to bed. I'm sleeeeepy. Catch ya tomorrow.

[thecreator]

Good all peace and sorry about the Q and A. Im off to bed as well so peace!

[r00tdoctor]

I like your new cab , now you should be having a crop every 2 months or so.
How much longer before your girls are done? Dont let them be camera shy , lol.

[TheGreenFog]

Hey, Mrs. G. Congrats on the move. Hope you get everything settled soon. Nice new cab! :) Looking forward to a new update asap. :D


Oh...and congrats on being a legend! :clap:


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[ericwt]

Aww thanks! But you know what I'd love right now? Some ramen. That's all. LOL! With some green onions sliced in, a little sesame oil and rice vinegar drizzled over the top, and some fresh black pepper.


Blaaa! Ramen? You know that has no nutritional value.

How are the plants coming?

[Loathsome]

b-e-a-utiful!

[stinkyattic]

Blaaa! Ramen? You know that has no nutritional value.?but nothing beats it for a hangover! And adding sesame oil and scallions makes it ummy... and hot pepper flakes... and maybe some green curry... and some cannabutter....

[r00tdoctor]

Cannabutter will make anything seem delicious though, lol. I dont think many guys like ramen (I dont).

[canuck grower]

Blaaa! Ramen? You know that has no nutritional value.

It will keep you alive. Good enough for me! ;)


Cannabutter will make anything seem delicious though, lol. I dont think many guys like ramen (I dont).

I have basically lived off the stuff for weeks at a time. I just throw some butter and pepper in it usually, sometimes some hot sauce too. It's good with crackers (like Triscuits). Next time I'll have to try the sesame oil... I have the stuff but never use it.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I like your new cab , now you should be having a crop every 2 months or so.
How much longer before your girls are done? Dont let them be camera shy , lol. I'm not sure how long til they're done. I just have to keep checking them.

I need to take some pics and update. Maybe tonight.

[r00tdoctor]

Hello once again,
Yes... Take some pic's soon Id like to see them.

[KL4D4]

Ramen is amazing... spicy shrimp lime <3's

Yes how are the kids?

[rnichilo]

I love this thread and your grow!

[1chronic]

Theres no problem with trying to relax. You've been doing alot.

The clones will be fine in a few days when your ready to give them your upmost attention again. :) Can't wait for the update.
I'll be back of course.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'm not sure where to start, so let's let the pictures tell the story, and I'll chime in as I am able. I've been super busy with the house and kids, so sorry I haven't been updating and chit chatting. I've just got to lay off the site a bit for a few days until I get some things accomplished around my home. I am exhausted and burned out.
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Suzan is my entry in the shotglass grow. I'll talk about her on that thread as well. She's been on 12/12 since...I can't remember now. It's on that thread. Anyhow, she's doing well, but it may be time to trim her roots already.
About Pat and Lily. They seem to have recovered from their traumatic flushing, and have had a light snack, with a drop of Superthrive added to the last feeding, which has greatly sped their recuperation. They now stink to high heaven. It smells like greasy pan fried ass in my closet. :D It actually makes me gag a little bit when I open to door to haul them up to the attic. The smell is reminiscent of rotting meat. Really.
Also, we have new visitors. Two ladybugs have taken up residence in the flower attic, but I keep forgetting to take pics of them.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

So, I had taken 5 clones. 3 from Pat, 2 from Lily. Only one had rooted, that being Rochelle. The others had not rooted 3 weeks after I took them, despite being recut and dipped in Rootone. At first I thought my cloning powder was old (I had a jar of Schultz's sitting around the shed.) So I bought a fresh thingy of Rootone.

Still, no roots. Yet they still had a touch of green, so I misted them daily. Then my SuperThrive arrived in the mail. Oh Hosanna! Oh Manna from Heaven! I added a drop to the water in my homemade bubbler. Less than 24 hours later, I had an 1/8th inch taproot on every clone except one.

Less than 48 hours later, the roots on 3 of the clones had grown multiple legs, and extended a full half inch past the bottom of my mini pots that they were sitting in. I had a hard time getting them out of the pots, due to their blammo growth. Even the one that had no tap root has root buds all over it now. So I says to myself, says I, "right on." and planted everyone in the ubiquitous beer cup, since we have a lot of those at my house. I am confident they will make it. :thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I know you were pulling for the little girls.

[stinkyattic]

Who wouldn't be happy in a keg cup?
Did you find them IN your house, or on the lawn, as is common in this area (college town)?
The flowering ladies look amazing.
Can you say the same for your lath-and-plaster adventures?
lol

[Chronic Chrissy]

[quote=Mrs. Greenjeans]Oh Hosanna! QUOTE]

I claim this name! as soon as my "H" clone takes. Green you may lose a clone or two but I'm confident you'll bring most of them up into beatiful young ladies.:thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

In closing I'd like to say

Eric, you're crazy, Ramen has made me what I am today.
Fog, I think I'm more infamous than legendary.
Loathe, always a pleasure.
Stinky, you can eat Ramen at my house anytime.
R00t, Ramen will put lead in your pencil.
KL, Spicy Shrimp Ramen is the straight grub.
rnichillo, thanks for stopping in!
CG, Triscuits are my other addiction. I think I have a carb problem.
Creator, eat some Ramen and think of me.
Stinky part deux, I found them in my house, because my dishes aren't over there yet, and the kids were getting tired of drinking from the toilet. We got all the leaks fixed, things are dry. We probably won't address the hole in the ceiling until after we get moved in all the way, and catch our breath. If I can live with the ugly ass bourgeois gilt leafed crown molding in my "aubergine" dining room, I can damn sure live with a hole in the ceiling.I have a house! It took me til damn near 38 years old, but I am a homeowner! w00000ooooot!:thumbsup: It's just now starting to sink in.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL Chrissy! Hosanna is a great name for The Supreme Being's gift. I haven't been able to check in on your adventures today, or on the WW thread. I'll try to do that later.

We are broke. The plumbing and furnace repairs tapped into our meager savings. I mean, we have the retirement fund, but we're not touching that. We have 50 dollars in the bank until the end of the month, we're out of catfood, we both smoke cigs (I know, shut up) and we're out of weed.

Soooo, I took a bud off Pat last night. A small one, 4 grams wet. I dried her out using this method, found here:Grow Marijuana FAQ, Cannabis cultivation - marijuana growing tips & photos (http://www.drugs-forum.com/growfaq/1115.htm)
Dankmaster's Microwave Steam Method
A vast improvement in quick dry technology. It does a satisfactory job fairly quickly. Trichomes donâ??t burst and flavor while not great isnâ??t awful anymore -- which is all I can say for any of the previously mentioned methods. What the method does is use steam to dry out the weed.

Necessary items

*Tupperware container with lid.

*Buds fresh off the plant (cut into small pieces, donâ??t shred them â?? cut into nice little chunks).

*3-paper towels.

*Microwave with power setting options.

*Water.

First, take 1/4 piece of a paper towel and lay it on the bottom of the Tupperware container. Then put your cut up weed on the paper towel. Next, take two paper towels, fold them several times and get them wet. Wring out most of the water. You want the paper towels wet but not dripping. Now, you lay the paper towels over the top of the Tupperware making sure that you completely and evenly cover the top. Then take the lid and squeeze it almost all the way on. When I say almost I mean to get all sides and corners on tight except for one corner to allow the steam to exit. Now your ready to put your steam dryer in the microwave.

Set the microwave power to 40 or 50 %. I recommend 40% -- I tried it on full power the first few times and it didnâ??t work nearly as well. Now set it for a minute and let it go. Take it out and let the steam evaporate out and let sit for 15-20 seconds. If the bottom paper towel (the one that the buds are on) is wet change it. If the two paper towels you were using are dry make sure to re-wet and wring out and put back over top and put lid on in same way.

Now microwave at 40-50% for another minute and repeat process for typically 3-5 minutes. This is the best method if you need the herb in less than 20 minutes.
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This worked like a charm. Dried the bud weighed exactly 1 gram. Papi rolled himself a blunt. Now, Papi is Smokezilla. He usually rolls 3 grams in a blunt, and smokes it by himself in order to feel anything. He smoked half of this little blunt of extremely premature bud, and he didn't have to say anything to me. I could tell by looking at him that he was stoned to the bone. He commenced to rambling, getting really cerebral. His eyes took on that familiar look, like he'd been crying...red, puffy, glassy.

So, I am happy. I got my man really really fucking high. Which after all was the whole point of me starting this little adventure. I can't wait until it's properly dried and cured to watch him lose his mind. hehehehe.

:D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

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[Chronic Chrissy]

Smoke report
(Breastfeeding while typing)
not sure what you are looking for. The bud took 3 days to dry and at that point was smooth to smoke. The Afghanis give a relaxing couchlock high. It is sticky as all fuck and rather potent, also pretty stinky. It burns even, and is nice in a bong or joint, but we are wanting to look into a vaporizor. What else do you need to know?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL! I wasn't asking you for a smoke report. I was just chit chatting with you, and also incidentally I posted a smoke report of my own.

[harris7]

its good to hear about your results with SuperThrive. I am thinking about buying some, is it worth it? Do you know of any good websites to read about it?

the yields of our plants are seriously lagging and i'm going to stop in at the grow store and see if i can get some products to help boost it.
any suggestions?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hey Harris. Yep, I think SuperThrive is worth it. I paid 10.77 for a 4 oz. bottle on eBay. And you only use a millilitre to 4 litres of water. That's it. The stuff is super concentrated. It smells like piss with a bunch of B vitamins in it, and is slightly viscous, like sugar water. I know some people don't like it, but I am impressed with it so far.

I wish I could help you with yield. This is my first time growing cannabis, so I'm just as green as a new seedling. Did you try watering with molasses? I need to read your log more thoroughly. I've hit the high points, but I missed what your feeding regimen is. Molasses is good shit for plants of all kinds. I'll come over to your log and read a bit, so that I don't ask you redundant questions.

[Weedhound]

Where are all these smoke reports? I must have missed them! Mrs GJ that flowering stuff looks AWESOME!!:thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thanks Weedhound! How's your ferret sliderule doing?

[kindprincess]

green, where the hell are you?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Hey KP!
I'm here, but I'm working like a mule trying to get this house in order. Remember, Papi and I are trying to take two fully functioning households of many years standing and merge them together. 'Tis no simple task. I hope to live in this house the rest of my life, so decisions need to be made as to what goes and what stays.
At night, I'm so tired I can barely stay awake past 11, which is actually kind of good, since I hate it when I can't sleep.

[1chronic]

My oh my, you see Mrs. G my impressive brain wave powers gave the clones the strength they needed to root, okay [/ego] But I'm happy none the less :)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL Chron!
Watching Six Feet Under right now. Be back later.

[1chronic]

Okay sounds good, tho I should go to bed soon, my legs and ass hurt from playing hack sack all day. Man I'm such a hippie kid.

[KL4D4]

Liking the pics... which I was as talented as you were. Everything I had ambitions to do cloning ect have not yet been meet... but looking good I'm behind you in flowering so its good to see what you are going through.

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I usually do not end up with good batches but I eat it anyways... tonights is actually very nicely done so woot :)

[1chronic]

Hey Mrs. G where are you? Six feet under ended a few days ago :P

[Tomthehippie]

Great Work Lady Greenjeans! :D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Not much new to report...y'all know at this stage the waiting is the hardest part. I'll let the pics tell the story. Once again, be sure to expand the pictures for the best eye candy.

[TheGreenFog]

Nice frostyness, Mrs. G. :thumbsup: Lookin' good. Shame on your for your impatience...but...meh. :)

I suppose that is "papi?" Shoot, he's almost in a "TAM!" LOL Cool shot, tho. Tell him The Fog says "Sup."


Sexy buds. I like the one that has a double top. COOL! :) It looks natural, too.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

That's Papi,^ wearing his Papi hat. I lus him sooooo. His mouth is amazing. Wait...what? Pictures of weed? Right on, right on...stand back. I'll explain about the mind numbingly ugly blue bricks later.

[Matt the Funk]

Looks dank. And all your captions are funny lol.

[DR_CANNABIS]

i cant wait for the day that i can grow.... not for at least 2 years... but im gonna grow so much, and all for me! :)

your plants kick ass... i am inspired now

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Nice frostyness, Mrs. G. :thumbsup: Lookin' good. Shame on your for your impatience...but...meh. :)

I suppose that is "papi?" Shoot, he's almost in a "TAM!" LOL Cool shot, tho. Tell him The Fog says "Sup."


Sexy buds. I like the one that has a double top. COOL! :) It looks natural, too.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

The dubble bubble is natural, just a freak I guess. Papi is wearing one of those old dude golfer hats, you're right, it's practically a tam o shanter. It rocks though. I look fabu in it. My 5 year old put it on night before last and looked soo cute I wanted to pinch her! She's got loooong browny hair down past her heinie, and with that hat on she was so cute it was gaggable. She nearly turned me into one of those parents I hate.

My buds are getting sexier by the minute, but Papi, being the Great White Hunter he is, is making them an endangered species. S'allright though. I love him madly. He can smoke whatever whenever. I'm proud to be the one getting him off. So to speak.;)

[stinkyattic]

Papi is wearing one of those old dude golfer hats, you're right, it's practically a tam o shanter. It rocks though. I look fabu in it.
I don't doubt it greenjeans!
I'm still on the prowl for a straw fedora. I love hats and that's one style that I look badass in, that and my fucking awesome tweed Kangol, especially with 2 braids.
mens hats on chicklets=wOOt

lol@ captions too. good thing the little guy has recently sprouted a sense of humor along with his peach fuzz.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

BWAHA!
It took me a full 30 minutes to get that.

I needs ta put da green down.

[Loathsome]

:jawdropper: Beautiful pictures! Those buds look like you've been sprinkling sugar on them.
Also, I was not aware that there were so many smilies :S3:

[BigWeed]

Yummy Mrs GJ looks like heaven good job I likes I really likes.

[Markass]

damn nice looking buds greenjeans...glad to see it paid off for you :thumbsup:

hope it smokes as good as it looks like it does.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I don't doubt it greenjeans!
I'm still on the prowl for a straw fedora. I love hats and that's one style that I look badass in, that and my fucking awesome tweed Kangol, especially with 2 braids.
mens hats on chicklets=wOOt

lol@ captions too. good thing the little guy has recently sprouted a sense of humor along with his peach fuzz.
A Panama Hat! Stinky needs a Panama!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Loathesome, thank you!
BigWeed, say hello to heaven;)

Markass, you sexy armpit! It actually smokes better than it looks. I'd like to give the world a toke.

[Scarlet Sky]

i know you're out there....

oooowweeeeoooooo....

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

i know you're out there....

oooowweeeeoooooo....
Gimme 15 minutes. Need to wrap up some stuff.

[Scarlet Sky]

;) you know it babe.

[BlueDevil]

Just read the entire thread... *whew* I need a beer and a massage.


Anyway, I must say GreenJeans, tis one bang up job you seem to have done. I bow before your botanical prowess! I hope Papi knows how damn lucky he is; my woman just rolls her eyes whenever I mention my burgeoning green thumb (heh, she just said I have other, more interesting appendages! hee!)


If my gurls turn out half as good as yours I'll be fuggin thrilled! :D



mens hats on chicklets=wOOt

That really made me laugh for some reason - stinky, you owe me a new monitor! :p

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Just read the entire thread... *whew* I need a beer and a massage.


Anyway, I must say GreenJeans, tis one bang up job you seem to have done. I bow before your botanical prowess! I hope Papi knows how damn lucky he is; my woman just rolls her eyes whenever I mention my burgeoning green thumb (heh, she just said I have other, more interesting appendages! hee!)


If my gurls turn out half as good as yours I'll be fuggin thrilled! :D




That really made me laugh for some reason - stinky, you owe me a new monitor! :p
I have no botanical prowess. I once killed a cactus. Huge shame. But here's to you and your, um, appendages.:thumbsup:

[ericwt]

Mrs. Greenjeans: Your grow looks quite impressive.

I killed more plants than I harvested my first try.

Nice work!:thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Eric, is that an ocelot?

[ericwt]

Eric, is that an ocelot?

I think it might be, not sure. I borrowed the avatar.

He is a rockin kitty in my mind

[Markass]

Loathesome, thank you!
BigWeed, say hello to heaven;)

Markass, you sexy armpit! It actually smokes better than it looks. I'd like to give the world a toke.

nice :thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I think it might be, not sure. I borrowed the avatar.

He is a rockin kitty in my mind
I want to kiss his catlips.

[1chronic]

I must say I love bud porn, but I must give you a little tisk tisk for the premature harvesting. Imaging how good that shit would be if you dried it and cured it first? But hey, everyone's different.

Great grow, I hate to be a pest but how are my little clonelings coming.?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I know, I'm ashamed of myself. Let's blame it on Papi. Actually, I sacrificed Lily so he'd stay away from Pat. It was like Sophie's Choice, except without the good actors and social relevance.

The clones are coming. Rochelle looks like spinach. Weird fat curlyish leaves, without the serrations one associates with cannabis.

BTW, I took a toke off Lily last night. Very energetic up high at first, very giggleatory. Then mellowing into cartoons-on-the-couch. Then bed. A nice nighttime smoke.

[Bree1978]

It was like Sophie's Choice, except without the good actors and social relevance.



You crack me up.
Your bud porn pics make my mouth water!
You rock!


:jointsmile: Bree

[BlueDevil]

I have no botanical prowess. I once killed a cactus. Huge shame.

Bah! All this steamy bud porn indicates otherwise my dear!
Who hasn't killed a cactus before? Why, I've killed an entire family of cacti before - and their dog! :D

Current pics of my gurls would disturb you though, you'd probably seek out a warm, safe place and just hug yourself if you saw them. That's a lack of prowess!


And nope, eric's avatar is no ocelot, just a super cute tabby which bears a striking resemblance to one of my own fur children. Ooo, I need to find a Maine Coon avatar!


'Giggleatory,' heh, I gotta use that... :)

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Awww I used to have a Maine Coon named Leolo. He was one of the coolest katz evuurrrr. 25 pounds he was. Fat bastard. His paws were almost as big as my hands. And he was such a honey...very gentle and soft spoken. He got hit by a car because he loved to lay in the street and soak up the radiant warmth. I still have his tooth in a black velvet ring box. Meh, I miss him.

I miss my ex cats way more than I've ever missed an ex person.

[whisky]

poor cat. i love cats too when i have my own house ill get alot of kits in there. congradulations on your harvest i hope you get a very good smoke out of it. good work!:thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'm about to be like my grampa and be the crazy cat lady, and feed all the neighborhood kitties out of a giant Friskies bag and chicken pot pie tins.

[stinkyattic]

Aw greenjeans, I used to have a big fat maine coon cross... he was *only* 21 lbs though... used to bring home adult rabbits... I still have no idea how he caught them... huge dirty cat, never cleaned himself, but didn't mind baths... double paws like snow shoes... perfect tiger tuxedo... snored like a drunken fat man!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I love that post. I am going to save it as a text file.

Started flushing both girls today in preparation for harvest. It's time. I checked with the microscope. Somewhat unorthodox, I flush, then on the last run through, I use molasses and Superthrive. In other words, they get flushed, soil is saturated, but trace amounts of yummy gets left in the dirt until the next flush. It's just a theory. I know I always look cuter if I fast a smidge, but don't totally deprive my body. Like juice fasting.

[Markass]

I love that post. I am going to save it as a text file.

Started flushing both girls today in preparation for harvest. It's time. I checked with the microscope. Somewhat unorthodox, I flush, then on the last run through, I use molasses and Superthrive. In other words, they get flushed, soil is saturated, but trace amounts of yummy gets left in the dirt until the next flush. It's just a theory. I know I always look cuter if I fast a smidge, but don't totally deprive my body. Like juice fasting.

Lol, you always have a way to compare one thing to another...can't wait to see some more bud shots..

[tehcromex]

[quote=Mrs. Greenjeans]Where I live is colder'n a witches tit in a brass bra. QUOTE]

just to let u know ... i accually spit out my lemonade i was drinking when i read that rofl looks like your having an intresting grow ill keep checking back to see how its going

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Mmmm lemonade.

[1chronic]

I know, I'm ashamed of myself. Let's blame it on Papi. Actually, I sacrificed Lily so he'd stay away from Pat. It was like Sophie's Choice, except without the good actors and social relevance.

The clones are coming. Rochelle looks like spinach. Weird fat curlyish leaves, without the serrations one associates with cannabis.

BTW, I took a toke off Lily last night. Very energetic up high at first, very giggleatory. Then mellowing into cartoons-on-the-couch. Then bed. A nice nighttime smoke.

Well I'd hate to blame Papi, but sacrificing lily to save pat is okay I guess.

I can wait for pic's of the clones, tho it sounds like there coming along slowly. (take your time my little babies :hippy: )

And that sounds like the perfect bud for me. I like to fall asleep at the end of my high, which is what I'll be doing in about 45 minutes.:jointsmile:

Edit: LOL @ lemonade spitting!:S2:

p.s. Heh this is cool>> :toilet_claw:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I have to type this before I forget it.

"You can't have 2 in binary!"


Papi and GJ.

[1chronic]

lol well binary consists of 1's and 0's only. :)

I posted in that shot glass thread. Like I mentioned there I wish I could get these damn beans to pop. I think there too old.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

lol well binary consists of 1's and 0's only. :)

I posted in that shot glass thread. Like I mentioned there I wish I could get these damn beans to pop. I think there too old.

Bender sez "I'm tired of this room and everyone in it!"


How old are your beans?

[1chronic]

You know your not tired of me ^_^

As for the beans well that's a question no one has an answer to.

I was helping my grower buddy find something totally unrelated and found a bag of beans in the back of a junk drawer. I asked if he was using them and he said "no I didn't even know I had them, nor do I know what strain it is or how long they've been there. So there all yours."

They funny thing is, he's almost 18 just like I am but those seeds could honestly be over 5 years old, he's been growing since before he knew what weed was. His mom taught him how to grow when he was like 10 but he didn't know what it was. He just thought it was a plant his mom liked.

But I guess if these don't pop I could ask if he has anything else I could try.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Oh no sweetie, I'm not tired of you. I was watching cartoons (again) and just had to make sure I wrote that down. It cracked me up.


Hang on lemme see if I can find you a "how do you know if the seed is good" link....

dammitol to hell...I can't find a link to support my post. Here's what I read somewhere on da innurnet...

Plump, tending more toward round, darkish seeds with a distinctive "volcano cone" end on the pip. Yes, pip. The part where the seed was attached to the plant. The rounder and more perfect that little hole is, the better your chances. Kind of like real life eh? Dark, plump, round and perfect. Right on.

Avoid seeds that look dehydrated, with those wacky little wrinkles around the part where the husk splits. You know, those wrinkles that look like the lips of an 80 year old cigarette smoker.

I cannot provide any evidence whatsoever to back up this information. I read it somewhere, and it made sense to me.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I'm not even going to pretend to be grammatically correct today. I have about 4 hours to straighten up and fly right. Attaching pics is a a stretch. Speaking of which, listen to Fiona Apple sing "Slow Like Honey". You will creaaaaam your jeeeeeeeans.

Hey, if I said it it must be so.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Christing hell! That had to be my fault. Collosal fuckups aren't that easy to come by.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

What? I gotta grow dope, suck dick, and take pictures too? Well one of those is bound to fall by the wayside, and I can guarantee it's not gonna be the sucking dick part.

Sorry 'bout the sucky pics folks. Off to suck some dick.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Heh. Sucksucksuck^

[Chronic Chrissy]

What? I gotta grow dope, suck dick, and take pictures too? Well one of those is bound to fall by the wayside, and I can guarantee it's not gonna be the sucking dick part.

Sorry 'bout the sucky pics folks. Off to suck some dick.

LOL greenjeans, what a Day I've had so far! I know you know what we are talking about other places, so on top of that humorus topic and the gears turning in my head and other stuff added into the mix(H's first day off I have to remote during a nap, too good to pass up moment) Then I read your posts in like three other thread and had to make sure I was in the right one, lol, plus there's the fact I'm just a little stoned, lol. It's so nice to finally talk to a chick openly, it's been a long time since I've had a good friend, so you'll just have to do till I enter the world outside Mommyhood once again. So you e-mail me because I'm not sure you're getting mine. And be prepared to listen to a few years worth stories because it's time I found a few friends to share them with, Don't worry my I'll keep you entertained, it's just how my life goes.

:apachecopter:
Charlie Charlie over and out
:S5:

[Tomthehippie]

What? I gotta grow dope, suck dick, and take pictures too? Well one of those is bound to fall by the wayside, and I can guarantee it's not gonna be the sucking dick part.

Sorry 'bout the sucky pics folks. Off to suck some dick.

Hahaha!

[Markass]

looking great :)

[MOBABN]

some bad ass shit ya got here!!!! :greenthumb:

[1chronic]

Lol I know Mrs. G, I was just teasing you.

Well, theres no wrinkles and the seeds look decent. But out of over 10 I have 0 pops. Tis a shame.

Does anyone feel like mailing me some bag seed? Lmao.

[Chronic Chrissy]

Green did you get my e-mail?

[1chronic]

Where are you? I can't find anyone to talk seeds with me.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I am about to go back to bed. My own weed is killing me. To all those I owe emails and IMs to, I have my sons this weekend. That means I have four drapeapes to keep up with, one of which is a wiseacre.

I will try to keep up.

[Scarlet Sky]

dammit...:rambo:

[1chronic]

Hey that's no problem Mrs. G. Life comes first of course.

[SDK SLAYER]

What? I gotta grow dope, suck dick, and take pictures too? Well one of those is bound to fall by the wayside, and I can guarantee it's not gonna be the sucking dick part.

Sorry 'bout the sucky pics folks. Off to suck some dick.

Just a wee bit too much info there Mrs G. :wtf:

grow looks good....well done :greenthumb: just keep practising taking pics with different settings, backgrounds, & lighting....a tripod is a must for really good pics.... :thumbsup:

:hippy:

Slayer

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

The only tripod I have is Papi.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I germed some seeds, and one broke dirt. Whaddya think?

[Chronic Chrissy]

Enjoy the weekend green, The cop thing isn't happening for another week atleast anyways, so take care of everyone else first, just don't forget to get back to me.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Check your mail honey.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I had to. They look like Frosted Flakes.
They're greeeeat!:thumbsup:

We totally need a Tony the Tiger smiley.

[divestoned]

lookin' tasty greeny keep it up.

Dive:stoned:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Thanks Dive!

[Chronic Chrissy]

Looks good green. Hey my light feel last night, melted one pot burn a branch and a few leave on one plant, another plant broke a branch which is duct tapped with hope. No biggy, just thought you would appriciate my fuck up, lol, I though I smelt something funny it was the melting pot, lol.

[1chronic]

I think we all love this thread Mrs.G I say stick with this one for the new seedling. Plus seeing as these plants aren't harvested yet so you'd have to run 2 threads at once.

As for the bud porn, excuse me, I think I need to follow that path Lip went down yesterday.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

That^ is funny. Are you high now, or just suffering from typonese? I'm sorry though. What's the prognosis?

Heehhe melting pot.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I think we all love this thread Mrs.G I say stick with this one for the new seedling. Plus seeing as these plants aren't harvested yet so you'd have to run 2 threads at once.

As for the bud porn, excuse me, I think I need to follow that path Lip went down yesterday.
Get some liniment for your wrist.;)

[1chronic]

Lmao! I'm at a loss for words.

[whisky]

great gj youve made it through congrats!

[Markass]

Hey, what kind of light you using for them greenjeans?

[Chronic Chrissy]

I think she has a 400w hps for flower. Hey where is green jeans this morning?

oh yeah kids.

[KL4D4]

My plants getting down there.. I picked up some molasses from my mom today haha, and I was thinking about doing the final flush then maybe throw the molasses in there and let it feed on that before its demise.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

These posts will be short and choppy. It's Spring Break, I have a house full of kids, I'm burned out as fuck. Please save all your questions until the end of the presentation. To anyone that I owe emails and IMs to, please sit tight until after the 15th. Thank you.

Lily: 40 grams wet. A smidge more than an ounce dry. Not a lot of yield, but a great smoke. Awesome body buzz, mad freaky sex weed. Made me think things I am reluctant to confess. Very easy to orgasm when on this weed, then slip into a welcome sweet slumber. I'll save her clones for my personal stash.

Pat: Not yet harvested. Still maturing. Harvested half of one cola. This half weighed in at 20 grams wet. Very beefy buds so far, not quite beer can sized, but pert near. Pat's early smoke was so freaky I was reluctant to sample her again. It was like tequila mixed with crystal meth. Now that the trichomes are cloudy, it's a bit nicer for me. Cerebral, paranoid, speedy. Good for getting housework done, bad if you think people are out to get you. Mellows into good TV watching or novel reading mode.

Pics and more posts on the way.

[stinkyattic]

I <3 Greenjeans
Chill out girlygirl... slip those kiddos some tranquilizers lol... or put them to work replacing lath-and-plaster...

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

All values reflect microwave dried weed. Pat will be properly dried and cured and an update will be posted at that time.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

3 more

[Scarlet Sky]

green goddammit, i know you're out there....

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

No temps on cab. Need another thermometer. Measurements for cab are posted earlier in this thread. Sorry, I'm not going back to look for it. Suffice to say it's roughly 6.5 feet tall by 2 feet deep by 3.5 feet wide.

10 babes of various ages going. 5 from seed, 5 clones. Clones have been covered earlier in this thread. 2 have revegged, 3 are still confused. The 2 that have been revegged are about to be transplanted.

4 seeds of indeterminate origin, from last summer's partying extravaganza. What I can tell you is that these seeds are the same stock from whence sprang Pat and Lily.

1 seed from so called "Dumpster" weed. Will keep even if male for pollination purposes. Planning a cab for selective small scale breeding.

5 sterile seeds each from Pat and Lily. Calling them sterile b/c I tried to germ them and nothing happened, and I have about a 95% germ rate usually. What causes seeds even when there are no males around? Is it like human females throwing an egg even when there are no sperm to fertilize it? Please discuss amongst yourselves, and let me in on that.

Decided to shoot for 6 oz. a month- 2 for Papi, 4 for friends. Papi prefers earlier (i.e. non-cloudy) harvest, as he likes the freaky paranoid head stone. Need to plan accordingly.

Shotglass pics are from my shotglass entry, which I will be posting on that thread as soon as I get an additional chunk of time. She's Suzan, and she's alive. Her roots have been trimmed once, and it looks like it's time to do it again. I'm just surprised she's still alive. I give the cred to SupahThrive.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Well, if you ask anyone that knows me, I'm waaay out there. However, I am not available. Best way to reach me on a personal level is by phone, and I DO accept collect calls. I'll IM you with a number.

[Markass]

Wonderful flowers..:thumbsup:

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Stanky... I luvs ya like a hog luvs slop. And that's a good thing. ;)

Markass, if you think those flowers are beautiful, you should see my tulips.


beat


beat


Ahhhh, now I get it! (rimshot)

[Scarlet Sky]

http://boards.cannabis.com/grow-lounge/110392-scarlet-sky-out-business-2.html

http://boards.cannabis.com/hydroponics/110194-latewood-crispi-weedhound-2.html

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Crap. I am not that fond of Vista, or IE7. I will browse to find the pics of my shotglass. Here they are. Browsing sucks. I'm working, not windowshopping.

[Markass]

Markass, if you think those flowers are beautiful, you should see my tulips.


I could almost interpret that as something dirty...been missing your sense of humor around these boards the last several days..believe it or not one of my ex girlfriends had a 5 year old and a 9 year old...milf, yeah, I know..it was a fling for a while..:D Kids can be the absolute shits, so I definitely understand where you're coming from..looking forward to having you back, babe :thumbsup:

[Weedhound]

How gorgeous! Forget the tulips....well come to think of it how are the trichomes looking on your tulips? Better than those lovely flowers? :D

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

The personal tulips are suffering. We'll call it an accident, because it was. We were doing doggy, and I was diddling my clit, and I scratched him when he dove in for the kill. It was shocking. I missed my mark, and so did he. Oh, the huge manatee. So, I've been without direct contact for 3 days, and he keeps trying to convince me that he's had a miraculous healing. Lemme tell ya, Jesus of Nazareth couldn't heal the gouge I put in Papi's pecker.

As long as I can see scabs, he's going to have to keep hitting the Neosporin, and I'll keep humping the washer when it's on spincycle.

[Scarlet Sky]

poor papi:(



poor green :(

[Markass]

lol..time for a bowl :) lucky washing machine...