Aunt Jemima

[MOBABN]

I went to the fridge to grab a big red, saw the maple syrup and started chuggin. I dont even like maple syrup all that much but it slammed right now :jointsmile:

[funky not a junky]

Nahhhh foooooo. U gotta be gentle with aunt Jemima, shes old and cant take that abuse. She likes to be poured over hot breakfast dishes such as waffles and pancakes, but preferably waffles (due to the containerlike ridges). Next time be more careful, shes somewhat old. Enjoy aunt jemima, and treat her well as she treats you well.

[slipknotpsycho]

.... "vomits"

why didn't you just pour a 5 lb. bag of sugar in your mouth while you were at it? :rolleyes:

[MOBABN]

.... "vomits"

why didn't you just pour a 5 lb. bag of sugar in your mouth while you were at it? :rolleyes:

i would have but i liked the maple syrup better than i would have a 5 lb bag of suger

[orangeman]

lol..

[Samwhore]

Aunt Jemima kicks the shit out of Ms.butterworth

I'd love to see that fight

[slipknotpsycho]

mrs. butterworth would win cuz she's so butterly delicious jemima wouldn't be able to hold on to her...

[Samwhore]

mrs. butterworth would win cuz she's so butterly delicious jemima wouldn't be able to hold on to her...

um, jemima would whoop yo' ass...

aunt jemima is the syrup equivilant of big momma

[slipknotpsycho]

hell no... KAM and buttersworth would whoop the shit outta snowman and jemima...

and fuck big momma! takes her ass an entire day to turn around, meanwhile little buttersworth is beatin her int he back of her fat ass! so hah!

[Samwhore]

hell no... KAM and buttersworth would whoop the shit outta snowman and jemima...

and fuck big momma! takes her ass an entire day to turn around, meanwhile little buttersworth is beatin her int he back of her fat ass! so hah!


I dont want to sound racist, but THINK about it....jemima against buttersworth

[slipknotpsycho]

buttersworth would win :p

[Samwhore]

yeah right. we all know that your lil son LOVES jemima on his breakfast, his first words will be "Fuck buttersworth and KAM"

[slipknotpsycho]

actually... his first word was 'dada' and he perfers hill country fare syrup (HEB brand) lol..

[Samwhore]

I dont even know what kind of syrup I eat, I think its "eggo"

[MOBABN]

hahaha wtf

[Samwhore]

hahaha wtf

me and slip always do this, get used to it

[slipknotpsycho]

lol.. :rolleyes: "so get used to it" don't mind her... :) she's just mad cuz i'm always right.

[Samwhore]

lol.. :rolleyes: "so get used to it" don't mind her... :) she's just mad cuz i'm always right.

sure, you should have seen what i did to the yeag

[slipknotpsycho]

idc... the yeag is a pussy <.< i'm a manly man..

[Samwhore]

wooo, better edit that,

thats ban worthy right there

[slipknotpsycho]

i editing nothing :p

now look what you did, went and got me in a killing mood... ok i'm off to play some battlefield.

[Samwhore]

I was born a killer...


"Killers are quiet when their born with the gift"

[slipknotpsycho]

ok i HAVE to comment on that... i never said shit in school, and say just about as much now... :p

[Samwhore]

okay, I cant comment because I dont know if you know that song...you should

[slipknotpsycho]

can't say i reconize it, although i'm releuctant to say so :p scared i might feel stupid afterwards...

[Samwhore]

OMFG

its slipknot, on the MFKR album..

"Killers are Quiet"

[slipknotpsycho]

yeah i was afraid of that :p

ok in my defense.... i don't know that one as well as the other three... shit you coulda mentioned any song of the other three and i woulda known :mad:

ok now i'm going to kill.

[Samwhore]

we're even now


wow, so does that mean youve never heard the "do nothing/ bitchslap" song?

[slipknotpsycho]

heard it of course, i have the cd in my case... but i used to listen to the self titled/iowa all day everyday... then i heard vol. 3 quite a damn bit (but not as much) which is why those albums are so much more familiar with me....

[Samwhore]

I like the MFKR album the best... thats just me though

[N3D FLANDERS]

I went to the fridge to grab a big red, saw the maple syrup and started chuggin. I dont even like maple syrup all that much but it slammed right now :jointsmile:

you refrigerate your gum?

[partyguy420]

yea... well... IGA brand surup kicks both of thier asses... its cheap but good... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm pancakes sound good now... (i seam to eat alot of them when we are broke... and we are broke.... YAY pancakes pancakes and left over pan cakes for the next week... and then some more)might have to poor tabasco sause on them... seeing as im not sure but i used 1.5 bottles in like 4 days...

[geonagual]

Aunt Jomomma pretty
she gots meatballs for her titties
scrambled eggs, between her legs
Aunt Jomomma pretty