Blazed During School

[IncredibleOne]

So this thread is for all of the daily school-goers and their experiences. If you've got a good/bad/interesting/whatever story about a time when you were blowed during school, post it here!

I personally have been smoking bud for about two years now (started when I was 16) and for the last year it's been a daily if not every-other day thing. I will usually take a week long break about once every two months but that's really the longest I usually go without chiefing anything at all. Surprisingly I've only gone to school about 10 or so times high. Most of the times nothing out of the usual happened, just got to chill back and enjoy my high but there are two times that do stand out. lol Oh and I like to write so sorry if they get a bit lengthy...

#1 So one day I go to school pretty blazed, I had smoked about 4 fat bowls with one of my buddies from this nice glass pipe that he got. I go into my first class, which was health, excited because I heard the day before we were gonna have a guest speaker about AIDS or something... pretty much having a guest speaker meant that I would get a free hour to sit there and just space out and relax. So I walk in about a minute late and everyone else is already seated and the lady at the front of the room gives me this mean scoul when she sees me. I kinda shrug it off and wonder what that was about and take my seat. Well, turns out that this lady wasn't here to talk about AIDS. She is talking about the "dangers of marijuana" lol. Pretty ironic. So first thing she does is open up her speech by asking the class if they know how to identify traits of "marijuana users". Lol, she goes on about how to look for red eyes, a smokey smell, a tired look, etc. the whole time she is just staring me straight in the eyes. I sat there with a giant grin on my face and just let the bitch do her thing. I don't think anyone else in the class knew about it but it was just funny to sit through and hear all of her bogus propoganda about weed while being blazed out of my mind.

#2 On April 20th, 2006 I began my day stoked as hell like any good stoner should. I had planned out this day's events about a week in advance and was ready for a looong day of chiefing. I woke up, called the school's attendance office and talked a little deeper than I normally do and impersonated my dad. I told the lady that "my son" was not going to be in first hour that day because of a dental appointment. So I leave to go meet up with three of my other buddies who were also absent from their first hour classes due to various "appointments" lol . So we sit down at friend #1's house and have a good smoke session. It was really cool, we all brought over our own pieces and each had about a quarter of bud so we just there, watching tv and chatting as we puffed away on our individual pipes. I was particularly excited because I was using a new bubbler I had purchased just the day before :D So after we finish up there we roll to McDonalds and munch some food then head to school. The first three classes went by no problem. During lunch we rolled over to a different friends house and chiefed there. During this session a bunch of people started talking about how teachers were sposed to be taking extra measures to look for students "under the influence" that day because the adminstration was gonna try and crack down and bust as many people as they could. There was also a rumor that a few people had already been caught and suspended earlier that day. I shrugged it off knowing that I wouldn't get caught because I was careful about that stuff. I not only used clear-eyes, some axe spray, and made sure to avoid dry-mouth by drinking water but also just made sure that I always look "clean". So we go back to school and surprise surprise: a security guard moseys into my class whispers something to the teacher and points to me. So I get told to pack up my stuff and go with the security guard. She leads me down to the office and tells me to sit and wait along with 7 or 8 other kids. A few of them were friendly aquaintences, a few were just familiar faces but I knew all of them smoked lol So one by one we were getting called into the assistant principle's office. I'm kinda nervous but I know that if they are gonna inspect me that I'd do just fine. When it's finally my turn I go in and sit down and see that there is also a cop hanging out in the principal's office. They start off by asking me if I had given another student a ride to school that day. I answered truthfully and explained that yes I had, he was a friend of mine and that his car wasn't working- all of which was true. So then he tells us that this friend had been pulled out of class about 20 min. ago, examined, and that they found pot on him. So I ask what that had to do with me and they inform me how it is "suspicious" that we both missed 1st hour. Now I already knew that this particular friend had not excused his absense from 1st hour so I tell them that I was at the dentist and he had just overslept and couldn't get to school since he had missed the bus. I even took a risk and told him to call my parents to confirm the dentist appointment. So the principle stops to collect his thoughts, looks at the cop who nods, and says well your story matches what your friend told us but we are still gonna have to search your belongings. I complied knowing that I had nothing on me (I kept it all in my car bwahaha ;) ) So they release me back to class about an hour later. It could have ended a lot worse and it sucks that my friend got busted but I stayed calm, handled it, and everything turned out OK.

[twocamaros]

Nice dude.

[Kon.Artist.]

I loved #1 :thumbsup:

[Mr.Jesus]

Nicely done.

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

#1 So one day I go to school pretty blazed, I had smoked about 4 fat bowls with one of my buddies from this nice glass pipe that he got. I go into my first class, which was health, excited because I heard the day before we were gonna have a guest speaker about AIDS or something... pretty much having a guest speaker meant that I would get a free hour to sit there and just space out and relax. So I walk in about a minute late and everyone else is already seated and the lady at the front of the room gives me this mean scoul when she sees me. I kinda shrug it off and wonder what that was about and take my seat. Well, turns out that this lady wasn't here to talk about AIDS. She is talking about the "dangers of marijuana" lol. Pretty ironic. So first thing she does is open up her speech by asking the class if they know how to identify traits of "marijuana users". Lol, she goes on about how to look for red eyes, a smokey smell, a tired look, etc. the whole time she is just staring me straight in the eyes. I sat there with a giant grin on my face and just let the bitch do her thing. I don't think anyone else in the class knew about it but it was just funny to sit through and hear all of her bogus propoganda about weed while being blazed out of my mind.



That made me crack up really.

That the kind of thing that would happen to me, except that everybody in my class know I smoke, and all the pricks would have turned to look at me...which would have sucked ass.

but your story seems fun. I don't know, I always find it funny when they come and talk to us about ''dangers of marijuana''. lol.

[crunksquirrel]

Yeah good job keepin your cool on #2.

..i want to, and am going to get blazed before school sometime in either the end of march or April 20
Peace

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

oh yea once i was in english class (we're in second language, btw, so its like retard english classes) and we were correcting exercices about expressions...and there was that one: ''high as a kite''. ROFL.

I was blazed as hell and when the teacher said it, one of my friend like yelled my name outta nowhere. The teacher gave me a weird look, kinda smiling (I bet I looked high as fuck) and she was like yea theres another sense to that thing (making an ugly smoking mimic). The whole time I was trying not to crack up. Trying. Of course, I had that ear-to-ear stoned smile but I actually don't give a shit about my teachers knowing I smoke weed, they don't really care, most of em just laugh at it. :D

[memoryburner]

I went to school high on the last day of finals week...so I had my 5th and 6th period finals. I kept my cool...but I couldnt stop staring at stuff. After the first final, my teacher called me up to her desk (she had been eyeing me like she knew or something) but all she said was she couldnt find my answer sheet *shrugs* by the time i was in my second final that day, i wasnt really feeling it anymore..so i was normal.

[Matt the Funk]

Everyday in 7th grade I would go to health high as fuck and laugh my ass off at Bill Nye. I have yet to have that much fun in school baked again.

[FloydianOverdrive]

In a college psych class we had a day where we were doing visual illusions and that type of thing. I chilled in class eating my breakfast and tripping out to images for the entire hour.

Also in a college english class one time we were reading teh adventures of huck finn and we go to the part with "mary jane" and i bust up laughing.

i also love going to band blazed, the music bursts around me and i get to enjoy the chief without as much one on one time with the teacher.

[2600HERTZ]

I was never one for getting high and going to school. (i did it once, on the next to last day of college english, it was pretty fun.) But I also don't go to work high, I like to keep some things personal, and I take my studies sort of seriously.

[TheKidThatLovesMary]

hahaha those two storys are awsome

[mr_vega]

im high in school everyday. i posted a thread b4 about how my school included me in a "substance abuse program" that i had to attend for a month. it was good fun..

[Pink_Floyd]

For the past couple of months, I have been high in school almost every day haha.
One time I was tokin with my friends just outside of school. Now, at this time I did not use clear eyes of visine so everyone could tell I as baked out of my ass. Anyway, I went into my 5th period class chewed off my ass when I find out that I have to do a presentation in 5 minutes. Now, EVERY student can see that I am high and so they all just start laughing their asses off before I even began. Anyway, long story short, I managed to do the presentation and ended up getting 95% lol (this is in a grade 12 history class).
God I love proving Pot Head stereotypes wrong.

[Willard_420]

LOL funny-ass stories!

Well I only blazed during school everyday in 9th grade morning, lunch, and after.
In 10th grade I only blazed during mornings because it was woodshop then drama then lunch. Saved it for afterschool after those 2 years though to concentrate on my schoolwork.

Anyway, drifting from the story... in 9th grade, I was smoking everyday at lunch at this park just down the street from the school. Life was good, I was unexperienced but I did at least know a little bit. But my stupidity ended up getting me suspended one day going to a science class tripping balls and ended up exploding something which led me to the office which of course knew what was up with my eyes.

"Have you been doing weed?" the VP asked.
"No mam!" I replied too fast.
"You sure? Your eyes are a little red and your words seem a little... stirred?" she tried again.
"I swear I'm -" and blacked out. Apparently just laid my head on her desk without completing my sentence.

[gee]

i've had countless, like major smoke sessions ever since grade 9 2 years ago. i've been so stoned that i forgot anything funny that happened which alot of shit did. but i do remeber some bad shit, like whiteing out after smoking a spliff and couple ciggaretes, but it was cuz of the nictoine.

[Jesta]

Funny I remember 4/20 last year being a weekend...

[BOWSER]

it was a thursday dude

[rottenPauL]

Back in school, i had this LOVELY female teacher, she was so cool with everybody, warm, we really loved her. So this morning i wake up pack my bag, and go to a little spot hidden in the trees near my school to smoke a joint but i didnt expect to get so fucked up lol. I remember i had a bud of skunk that i quickly rolled in a joint, it got me straight stoned. So i walk in the classroom completely trashed with red eyes and stuff right 15 mins before her lesson finishes so she turns her haid and look me in the eye: "rough night, uh?" "tell me about it" i said. Then i sat on my chair and had a quick nap on the desk. Those were the days... :D:D:D

[gee]

one of my teacehrs let me roll a joint in class.

[1chronic]

I blazed at lunch the other day and the principal came up to me and my friend right after and started talking to us, we thought we were busted but he came up to us and told us he had been having a bad day and ran out of smokes and asked us for one so my buddy gave him one. Probably the best day I've had in weeks.

[Mike23artist]

I didnt start smoking until my senior year and i had nightschool i would always blaze in my car at night beofre going in

[2600HERTZ]

Funny I remember 4/20 last year being a weekend...

Depending on where on is in the world, YEARS ARE DIFFERENT,.....duh!

[biohazard]

funny shit guys!

i got 2 memorable experiences to add to this thread:


1) first day of school this year (keep in mind that i was a newbie smoker) i met up with some friends during the 30min lunch period and we went to the nearby park. there were roughly 10 of us, and there were 2 pipes, a water-pipe/mini-bong and a joint; all of em were packed with good bud. i was SO incredibly blasted that whole day, especially during physics (1st class after lunch). i had no visine or anything, and i remember sitting there and TRYING to understand what my teacher was telling the class, but it seemed like he wasnt even talking english. it was FUCKED UP. i bet he knew what was going on. oh and at the end of lunch i forgot to mention i was lucky enough to find a sober straight-edge friend that decided to walk me to my physics classroom because i looked lost. haha, awesome day!

2) this one time i came in RIPPED to my english class. we had both my regular teacher and a student teacher (not bad lookin chick either, she was 25 or so). we were studying hamlet, and they were looking to pick someone to read for hamlet's role in the play. they were both scanning the classroom, and when they saw me they both stopped and looked at each other (keep in mind i didnt use any visine or anything). they both smile and the student teacher says something along the lines of: "(name) would you please read for Hamlet Junior?". i knew i was fucked. i mumbled something, tried to act sober and said "sure". the last thing i remember was having to stand up and start reading (keep in mind my heart was going at 400 miles per hour right now, it was hard to catch some air, not to mention speaking or even worse- speaking loudly). thats the last thing i remember, to this day i cant recall how that speech went. i remember people giggling and shit at the end of class, and i heard my name. good times...

[Papa Smurf]

Once i smoke a 1.5g blunt to the dome at like 630 in the morning before we left for a field trip to the Shed Aquarium in Chicago. I was high for the trip down there, but it didnt last long enough to actually b there high.

One other time i was leaving for a field trip to an area home builders expo for my construction class. We were leaving 4th hour, so me and my friend skiped 1st hour and smoked a half eigth of some fire. that didnt last long enough for when we were actually there, but i was ripped during my 2nd and 3rd hour class.

Last year i had phys. ed right after lunch, and i used to blaze everyday during lunch at that time. That was some of the most fun i have ever had at school while blazed. Just fuckin around the whole time

But nothing beats my history class junior year. It was my teachers first year at our school. he lived in Cali before that. I went in there super fucked up a couple of times. He would talk to me and my friend about all of the drugs he used to do back in the day. Saying how good the Cali bud was and shit. He was one of the dopest teachers i knew. He would always be calling me a pot head and shit. One of my friends failed that class first semester, so he had to take it again first semester his senior year. Anyways, he got that teacher, and the teacher told all the juniors sometime during the first week of school, that if they ever need any drugs, to ask my friend for it.

[unconscious]

I've only been blazed during school one time...

Me and this girl toked at some building outside of our school before classes started. We smoked 3 bowls of some damn good bud, we were fucked up man.

We went back to the school and were laughing so hard, but when it was time to go to class we were pretty chill. I just sat back and ignored everything and relaxed. Unfortunately everytime I looked at somebody I started laughing my ass off... it was completely ridiculous. At the end of the class, I was feeling amazing.

I was walking out and I just couldn't feel my body anymore. Everything was at normal speed, but I was moving in slow motion. I couldn't tell how fast or slow I was going so I didn't know whether I should speed up or slow down... it was the greatest feeling ever.

Yeah, that day was amazing.

[wheredaweedat]

i only did it once and i had a blast. So somehow one of my friends convinces me to smoke while we were on our break inbetween classes. well a few memorable things happened.

First off, im outside in the parking lot chillin with all my friends and i start to call work to see what time i come in. well im just looking at all my friends and zoned out for a sec. All of the sudden i hear "hello?". well i forgot who i was calling and i imediately said "yo man whats up? Im high as hell" then i realized i just called work and told them i was high.haha i hung up quick then started walking to class. this is when things really started getting good.

i thought i had English that day but then quickly realized that i had my Drugs and Society class! I was so excited. throughout the class the teacher just talked about crazy stuff and i couldnt stop laughing. it was great.

[666300]

i'm high in school almost every day and ive had some good experiences.

1) Smoking out of a 2 foot tall glass bong that some dude had in his backpack.

2) This past semester i had business class right after lunch every monday. Also we watched the apprentice all class every monday. My teacher was a stoner and was definatley cool. Man that was an awesome way to start every week.

3) Just getting in my friends car and driving to a secluded place during lunch and hot boxing it with like 5 other people.

4) Getting baked at my bus stop right beside a fairley busy road. Also flicking the roach as the bus doors opened. A couple of times i got on the bus and everyone was just like " man, this bus smells like chronic"

5) I was in business class one day with that cool teacher i mentioned in story 2 and she asked be for a definition of the word "moral" and i said a type of kombat.

6) Doing presentations in front of the class. One time in business class ( again with that cool teacher i was talking about) me and this halarious guy who was also baked as hell had a debate with someone about the legalization of marijuana in Canada.


And im sure there are many other good stories yet to come or that i forgot to mention. All those above things were just the past 5 months.

[666300]

funny shit guys!

2) this one time i came in RIPPED to my english class. we had both my regular teacher and a student teacher (not bad lookin chick either, she was 25 or so). we were studying hamlet, and they were looking to pick someone to read for hamlet's role in the play. they were both scanning the classroom, and when they saw me they both stopped and looked at each other (keep in mind i didnt use any visine or anything). they both smile and the student teacher says something along the lines of: "(name) would you please read for Hamlet Junior?". i knew i was fucked. i mumbled something, tried to act sober and said "sure". the last thing i remember was having to stand up and start reading (keep in mind my heart was going at 400 miles per hour right now, it was hard to catch some air, not to mention speaking or even worse- speaking loudly). thats the last thing i remember, to this day i cant recall how that speech went. i remember people giggling and shit at the end of class, and i heard my name. good times...

that sounds like my english class, what school do you go to?

I also had to get up with some other people and read an act of Julius Caesar to the class.:jointsmile:

[Zwitter]

I've gone to school blazed just about every morning for the past two weeks - I take a long city bus ride to school from about 5:30-7, so no yelling kids, just sleepy old people. It's still dark out, so it's so chill. I smoke before I get on the bus and listen to my headphones.

Then I get off the bus for a ten-minute walk to school - I've got a little pipe that looks like a cigarette, so I pack it up and smoke it on a side street then, too. Sometimes at that point I can't resist the bagel cafe across the street from school...so I come in about five minutes late to Driver's Ed every day with a nice toasty bagel and a nice toasty buzz.. some people kinda chuckle. The teacher's cool shit, he's never minded.

I go to a technical school and I'm in Computer Hardware Repair for about four hours a day after that, and the teacher is an absolute douche. There's only eight of us and I'm the only girl. Seriously, we're seventeen and eighteen and the minute we entered his class he treated us like elementary-schoolers with bad attitudes. He has "Him Time" where if we look anywhere else other than at his face for the first twenty minutes of class while he talks about whatever the hell he feels is important, we get kicked out and written up. So I just listen to his bullshit about workplace skills and let him look me in my bloodshot eyes and smile and think about crab rangoon or mountains or something.

Also if any of you remember, I was given some great advice by you guys on my first time smoking and I've been in love with it ever since. Thanks you guys! :D

[666300]

That sounds like a throughly awesome thing to do, id love to get baked and chill on the bus in the morning. But i live like 20 minutes out of the city so i don't take the city bus very often. I have to get baked and then go on the school bus wich isn't very chilled.

[sam44]

a few days ago i was sooo blazed during chemistry and I had some really dank bud in my pocket and my friend was like dude you smell like the inside of a bong. then i let him smell the my weed. and my teacher was like. wtf are you doing. and i was like "my hands smell like cinnammon idk why its wierd" she said ok like whatever pretty sure she knew. but yea did that make sense. ??>??

[budsmoker only]

i go to school high all the time... i have a couple stories
#1 So i dont have a first period and my friend decided to ditch so he came over to my house and we blazed 4 bowls then went to school.. it turns out that my friend got called in to the office while he wasnt there because of a call that he was smoking that morning with another kid.. (this kids parents called and told the school that my two friends were smoking with him that morning because of somethin that happened the day before).. but anyway so they call him in during the next period and he is definitely high as hell... they ask him where he was during first and he says at my house... so they decide to call me in to the office too... but i had a sub that period and i decided that i didnt need to be there so i wrote a pass to the bathroom and just left and went to my house... i guess 5 min after i left two security guards come in lookin for me.. i wasnt there, and to them that was suspicious.. the principal call my cell and tells me that i need to get back to school immediately cuz they are lookin for me.. the next day i get called in cuz i got a referal for leaving and the principal was askin me why i left... and i told her that i just didnt wanna be there.. she says thats kinda suspicious that i just left, and i was all what are you implying??? and she got all nervous and changed the subject... it worked out for me cuz i woulda gotten busted for damn sure, and the school was way pissed that they didnt get me busted... and damn im glad that i was stoned and didnt wanna be in class that day...
ill tell the other stories later..

[crf250smoker]

well heres my story

last perioud of tyhe day, jsut got back, blazed out fo my mind, and its job readiness. we had to do interviews with the teacher liek wehre beign interviewd for a job, so i sit down and he askes me my hobbies, my friend in teh back goes, HEY DONT SAY SMOKING, out loud and the teacher laughes it off, and i hear kids who arnt smoking going heey watch the stoner mess up, and the at the end, the teacher shakes my hand smiles, turns to the class and go, even if he is a stoner, he got a higher grade on this than every single one of u, laughes and sits down.

[Dagelsssmoke]

i'm high in school almost every day and ive had some good experiences.

1) Smoking out of a 2 foot tall glass bong that some dude had in his backpack.

2) This past semester i had business class right after lunch every monday. Also we watched the apprentice all class every monday. My teacher was a stoner and was definatley cool. Man that was an awesome way to start every week.

3) Just getting in my friends car and driving to a secluded place during lunch and hot boxing it with like 5 other people.

4) Getting baked at my bus stop right beside a fairley busy road. Also flicking the roach as the bus doors opened. A couple of times i got on the bus and everyone was just like " man, this bus smells like chronic"

5) I was in business class one day with that cool teacher i mentioned in story 2 and she asked be for a definition of the word "moral" and i said a type of kombat.

6) Doing presentations in front of the class. One time in business class ( again with that cool teacher i was talking about) me and this halarious guy who was also baked as hell had a debate with someone about the legalization of marijuana in Canada.


And im sure there are many other good stories yet to come or that i forgot to mention. All those above things were just the past 5 months.

me and you are almost completely alike

the first semester of my sophmore year (currently at the 2nd semester haha) i was high EVERYday ALLDAY

i would wake up and smoke as i walk to school for early bird p.e.
after physical fukheaducation was over i would have 15 minutes until my 1st period so i would walk to the trees on campus and toke it up with some friends. id be high until my 2nd period class and wait till lunch and go smoke it up in either my friends cars, down the hill of my school, up on this hill in the back of my school, or even at my buddies house. needless to say i was high all day, everyday
it was magical.

I once brought my bong to school and smoked out fat b4 at lunch, when i came to my 6th period class i had to do a presentation infront of the class. In that class though the teacher is sum1 straight out of college so we always discuss cannabis and its wonders to the world. i even tell the teacher im high and he laughs. its a great class and my friends are all there stoned out of their mind aswell. My school is a giant stoner army :S5: :S2: come to half moon bay sometime and we'll show you how to get high haha

[biohazard]

that sounds like my english class, what school do you go to?

I also had to get up with some other people and read an act of Julius Caesar to the class.:jointsmile:

i went to a high school in calgary, AB. we never did julius caesar, so i dont think you went to the same school as me lol.

[CheebaMan]

wow ide have loved to be there with u in #1

she wouldve hated me :D