Blazed During School

[IncredibleOne]

So this thread is for all of the daily school-goers and their experiences. If you've got a good/bad/interesting/whatever story about a time when you were blowed during school, post it here!

I personally have been smoking bud for about two years now (started when I was 16) and for the last year it's been a daily if not every-other day thing. I will usually take a week long break about once every two months but that's really the longest I usually go without chiefing anything at all. Surprisingly I've only gone to school about 10 or so times high. Most of the times nothing out of the usual happened, just got to chill back and enjoy my high but there are two times that do stand out. lol Oh and I like to write so sorry if they get a bit lengthy...

#1 So one day I go to school pretty blazed, I had smoked about 4 fat bowls with one of my buddies from this nice glass pipe that he got. I go into my first class, which was health, excited because I heard the day before we were gonna have a guest speaker about AIDS or something... pretty much having a guest speaker meant that I would get a free hour to sit there and just space out and relax. So I walk in about a minute late and everyone else is already seated and the lady at the front of the room gives me this mean scoul when she sees me. I kinda shrug it off and wonder what that was about and take my seat. Well, turns out that this lady wasn't here to talk about AIDS. She is talking about the "dangers of marijuana" lol. Pretty ironic. So first thing she does is open up her speech by asking the class if they know how to identify traits of "marijuana users". Lol, she goes on about how to look for red eyes, a smokey smell, a tired look, etc. the whole time she is just staring me straight in the eyes. I sat there with a giant grin on my face and just let the bitch do her thing. I don't think anyone else in the class knew about it but it was just funny to sit through and hear all of her bogus propoganda about weed while being blazed out of my mind.

#2 On April 20th, 2006 I began my day stoked as hell like any good stoner should. I had planned out this day's events about a week in advance and was ready for a looong day of chiefing. I woke up, called the school's attendance office and talked a little deeper than I normally do and impersonated my dad. I told the lady that "my son" was not going to be in first hour that day because of a dental appointment. So I leave to go meet up with three of my other buddies who were also absent from their first hour classes due to various "appointments" lol . So we sit down at friend #1's house and have a good smoke session. It was really cool, we all brought over our own pieces and each had about a quarter of bud so we just there, watching tv and chatting as we puffed away on our individual pipes. I was particularly excited because I was using a new bubbler I had purchased just the day before So after we finish up there we roll to McDonalds and munch some food then head to school. The first three classes went by no problem. During lunch we rolled over to a different friends house and chiefed there. During this session a bunch of people started talking about how teachers were sposed to be taking extra measures to look for students "under the influence" that day because the adminstration was gonna try and crack down and bust as many people as they could. There was also a rumor that a few people had already been caught and suspended earlier that day. I shrugged it off knowing that I wouldn't get caught because I was careful about that stuff. I not only used clear-eyes, some axe spray, and made sure to avoid dry-mouth by drinking water but also just made sure that I always look "clean". So we go back to school and surprise surprise: a security guard moseys into my class whispers something to the teacher and points to me. So I get told to pack up my stuff and go with the security guard. She leads me down to the office and tells me to sit and wait along with 7 or 8 other kids. A few of them were friendly aquaintences, a few were just familiar faces but I knew all of them smoked lol So one by one we were getting called into the assistant principle's office. I'm kinda nervous but I know that if they are gonna inspect me that I'd do just fine. When it's finally my turn I go in and sit down and see that there is also a cop hanging out in the principal's office. They start off by asking me if I had given another student a ride to school that day. I answered truthfully and explained that yes I had, he was a friend of mine and that his car wasn't working- all of which was true. So then he tells us that this friend had been pulled out of class about 20 min. ago, examined, and that they found pot on him. So I ask what that had to do with me and they inform me how it is "suspicious" that we both missed 1st hour. Now I already knew that this particular friend had not excused his absense from 1st hour so I tell them that I was at the dentist and he had just overslept and couldn't get to school since he had missed the bus. I even took a risk and told him to call my parents to confirm the dentist appointment. So the principle stops to collect his thoughts, looks at the cop who nods, and says well your story matches what your friend told us but we are still gonna have to search your belongings. I complied knowing that I had nothing on me (I kept it all in my car bwahaha ) So they release me back to class about an hour later. It could have ended a lot worse and it sucks that my friend got busted but I stayed calm, handled it, and everything turned out OK.

IncredibleOne Reviewed by IncredibleOne on 01-16-2007. Blazed During School So this thread is for all of the daily school-goers and their experiences. If you've got a good/bad/interesting/whatever story about a time when you were blowed during school, post it here! I personally have been smoking bud for about two years now (started when I was 16) and for the last year it's been a daily if not every-other day thing. I will usually take a week long break about once every two months but that's really the longest I usually go without chiefing anything at all. Rating: 5

[twocamaros]

Nice dude.

[Kon.Artist.]

I loved #1 :thumbsup:

[Mr.Jesus]

Nicely done.

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

#1 So one day I go to school pretty blazed, I had smoked about 4 fat bowls with one of my buddies from this nice glass pipe that he got. I go into my first class, which was health, excited because I heard the day before we were gonna have a guest speaker about AIDS or something... pretty much having a guest speaker meant that I would get a free hour to sit there and just space out and relax. So I walk in about a minute late and everyone else is already seated and the lady at the front of the room gives me this mean scoul when she sees me. I kinda shrug it off and wonder what that was about and take my seat. Well, turns out that this lady wasn't here to talk about AIDS. She is talking about the "dangers of marijuana" lol. Pretty ironic. So first thing she does is open up her speech by asking the class if they know how to identify traits of "marijuana users". Lol, she goes on about how to look for red eyes, a smokey smell, a tired look, etc. the whole time she is just staring me straight in the eyes. I sat there with a giant grin on my face and just let the bitch do her thing. I don't think anyone else in the class knew about it but it was just funny to sit through and hear all of her bogus propoganda about weed while being blazed out of my mind.

That made me crack up really.

That the kind of thing that would happen to me, except that everybody in my class know I smoke, and all the pricks would have turned to look at me...which would have sucked ass.

but your story seems fun. I don't know, I always find it funny when they come and talk to us about ''dangers of marijuana''. lol.

[crunksquirrel]

Yeah good job keepin your cool on #2.

..i want to, and am going to get blazed before school sometime in either the end of march or April 20
Peace

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

oh yea once i was in english class (we're in second language, btw, so its like retard english classes) and we were correcting exercices about expressions...and there was that one: ''high as a kite''. ROFL.

I was blazed as hell and when the teacher said it, one of my friend like yelled my name outta nowhere. The teacher gave me a weird look, kinda smiling (I bet I looked high as fuck) and she was like yea theres another sense to that thing (making an ugly smoking mimic). The whole time I was trying not to crack up. Trying. Of course, I had that ear-to-ear stoned smile but I actually don't give a shit about my teachers knowing I smoke weed, they don't really care, most of em just laugh at it.

[memoryburner]

I went to school high on the last day of finals week...so I had my 5th and 6th period finals. I kept my cool...but I couldnt stop staring at stuff. After the first final, my teacher called me up to her desk (she had been eyeing me like she knew or something) but all she said was she couldnt find my answer sheet *shrugs* by the time i was in my second final that day, i wasnt really feeling it anymore..so i was normal.

[Matt the Funk]

Everyday in 7th grade I would go to health high as fuck and laugh my ass off at Bill Nye. I have yet to have that much fun in school baked again.

[FloydianOverdrive]

In a college psych class we had a day where we were doing visual illusions and that type of thing. I chilled in class eating my breakfast and tripping out to images for the entire hour.

Also in a college english class one time we were reading teh adventures of huck finn and we go to the part with "mary jane" and i bust up laughing.

i also love going to band blazed, the music bursts around me and i get to enjoy the chief without as much one on one time with the teacher.