something i plan to do to get my parents off my nuts

[seren1ty]

ok so they find some weird gooey shit in my bathroom, and they think its some drug? well idk wtf it is, its like mold or something, but they are quick to search me my room and backpack and shit to see if i have any "drugs". now im a regular weed smoker and they havent caught me. they get weird when they see leaves in my room (crushed up shit that gets on my clothes from walkin in teh woods... just REGULAR leaves). they get so paranoid and shit they are fucked up.

what i plan to do is stay clean a couple months and then force my parents to give me a drug test. good idea? is there anyway to speed up the process of eliminating thc from the body? i dont need a quick fix for a specific date. should exercise do it? i hope to be 100% clean in a few months

[ToDrunkToFish]

Dude its easy. If they buy a 10$ test at drug store or somthin give it 3 weeks at the max hell even 2 weeks could work. Just excercise a little. Eat a little better. Whats your weight and shit? If your a fat slob who sits on the couch all day and smokes all day itll take a hell of a lot longer then even a regular active person.

[seren1ty]

im a skinny dood that is kind of a slob sometimes.. really you think 3 weeks i could be completely clean? i usually light up everyday..

[jaGerbom]

im pretty skinny but in shape too...i have hockey around 4-5 times a week so i get lots of excercise and i can get clean in about 3 weeks

just eat good and excercise like TDTF said

[AlwaysBlazed]

Depends on how old you are, if you're close to moving out then don't even bother if they catch you say you tried it and didn't like it (best excuse, only works once though sadly)

[dawninthemorning]

You should go and buy a few drug tests yourself. After about 3 weeks, start testing yourself without your parents knowing, and once you test clean, you know that you are out of the woods for passing a test for them.

[weezer1]

If your parents are worried about shake on your shirt from the woods they know too much already and probably smoke or have in the past. If they are that knowedgeable then the clean test might help to convince them. Tread with care because they were or are users and "know" what is going on. Good Luck!:)

[tek(bdm)]

dude ur parents look like they use to toke ahahah...scare the shit out of them like i do with mine! i told my mom when i was 12 that i found a bong in her closet and she started screaming at my dad! priceless moments!

[rabbitslayer]

dude ur parents look like they use to toke ahahah...scare the shit out of them like i do with mine! i told my mom when i was 12 that i found a bong in her closet and she started screaming at my dad! priceless moments!

lol thats fucking hilarious :D

[Scottydoo]

if they catch you say you tried it and didn't like it (best excuse, only works once though sadly)

I used that one, it worked good I hope I don't get caught again though :(