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Inferius
01-12-2007, 04:02 PM
On HIS ARM.
Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a patient??s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy Komsomolets daily reports.

The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to protect his privacy, had a defect from birth ?? his penis was crooked, two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.

The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man??s arm. Using his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient??s own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.

A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months. He added: ??Women will never suspect it is artificial.?

Theres a picture of it through the link I didn't wanna post it didnt wanna get banned... it's black and white though and isn't too graphic.
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml


Personally I would be THRILLED to have a penis on my arm.
But becuase I have little to no ability to make witty comical jokes about anything, I'm going to request someone else do it...

PdoubleOTY
01-12-2007, 04:26 PM
dude, medical advances really fucking amaze me everytime i see news on some new surgery or some shit man...and to think of how that will really change his life, give him a new chance

Inferius
01-12-2007, 04:46 PM
Yeah. You ever watch nip and tuck?
There was an episode where they grew rosie o' lesbo another ear on a mouse.
I thought that was pretty cool.
The day they start selling grow your own heart kits... That will be a great day indeed.

AlwaysBlazed
01-12-2007, 08:03 PM
That dude is lucky, too bad he had to go 30 years with a 2 inch crooked penis with no scrotum.

YahtzeeG
01-12-2007, 11:24 PM
“Women will never suspect it is artificial.”

LOL! oh its just on his arm...

Frivolous248
01-12-2007, 11:51 PM
Holy crap.

I wonder if men all over will start putting their dick on their arm to make it grow after this...

Dude, that'd be sooo weird to have a dick on your arm all day.

napolitana869
01-13-2007, 12:41 AM
I wonder why he didnt leave it on there longer to make it grow bigger.

SwirlyMass
01-17-2007, 12:18 AM
I wonder why he didnt leave it on there longer to make it grow bigger.

No shit! I would grow my penis to be like 35" long and maybe do some modifications, like instead of the standard 'mushroom' head i would replace mine with a gyroscope capable of occilating at 5 different speeds enclosed in a realistic ribbed and studded head.


OR WAIT! An extendable penis! Dont penetrate far enough? Go go gadget trouser snake.

smoke it
01-17-2007, 11:47 PM
i want a wang on my arm! thatd be awesome :dance:

Skink
01-18-2007, 12:11 AM
Where can I get a plane ticket to Russia???

jaGerbom
01-18-2007, 12:18 AM
i think id rather put my penis on my forehead

if im gonna have it out in the open for everyone to see like that...id like it to at least be funny

Matt the Funk
01-18-2007, 12:28 AM
i think id rather put my penis on my forehead

if im gonna have it out in the open for everyone to see like that...id like it to at least be funny

Hehehe yeah. Also I would have left it longer so it's atleast 7".

dutch.lover
01-18-2007, 01:17 AM
No shit! I would grow my penis to be like 35" long and maybe do some modifications, like instead of the standard 'mushroom' head i would replace mine with a gyroscope capable of occilating at 5 different speeds enclosed in a realistic ribbed and studded head.


OR WAIT! An extendable penis! Dont penetrate far enough? Go go gadget trouser snake.

hahahaha i loved that!!


anyways...i totally thought this whole arm-penis thing was a hoax, but the source looks legit enough...crazy shit.