Substitution questions

[Adelaide]

I may have a (pre-employment) test coming up. The main problem is that the job is for a doctorâ??s office with their own testing facility, so I probably wonâ??t be going to the hospital to take the test. My concern is that Iâ??ll go over for an interview or something and Iâ??ll be tested on the spot, so I want to be prepared (hence all my questions!).

For substitution, I ordered some Quick Fix, but it may not be here in time. A friend of mine can give me a clean sample, but theyâ??re a high school student with tons of activities, so theyâ??re not available all the time to give me a fresh sample. I plan on getting one from them and keeping it in the freezer. So my main questions are:

If I bring a sample of theirs and do not get tested that day, can human urine be heated multiple times like Quick Fix?
Once I thaw it out, does it stay good for the full 8 hours (even if itâ??s been frozen for a number of days)?
Also, does it necessarily need to be in an air tight container? I plan on keeping it in a bottle.

Thanks in advance.

[dawninthemorning]

Because you don't know when you will be giving your sample, I would say go with the quick fix. Human urine will start to go rank and bacteria will start to grow. You don't want to get busted for substituting, it is worth the money to go ahead and purchase.

[the yeag]

just keep it in the refrigerator..for up to two weeks in a sterile bottle get a 3-4 ounce bottle and put in your whitey tghties...boxers don't work well . tape a heat warmer pad to it and go give your sample..bring it with you when you interview....but most likely you will take your test within 3-7 days of the final interview...good luck..i think qf still works to

[Adelaide]

My Quick Fix came but I read another thread in this forum about them finding out it's fake piss, so I'm kind of hesitant to use it. I haven't smoked actual weed since the 2nd (before that I was a daily smoker), since then I've only smoked some keif and a tiny amount of shake I had leftover.

I took a home test today and I technically failed it, the line for passing is so faint you have to look at it right under the light to even see it. Hopefully soon with working out I'll be able to pass with flying colors. I'm 5'1" and 100lbs too BTW.

[greendove]

My Quick Fix came but I read another thread in this forum about them finding out it's fake piss

Where is this thread? Could you link it? Chances are, they more than likely had issues because of either temperature, or some other mistake.



I took a home test today and I technically failed it, the line for passing is so faint you have to look at it right under the light to even see it.

That's a fail. The test describes that as a "ghost line", which is pretty much a place in the paper for the chemicals to settle if there is no THC in your system. If you're nervous about substitution, you might want to consider experimenting with dilution, and seeing if that gets you your required results and a passed test.

[dawninthemorning]

Each batch of Quick Fix is tested by a person off the street that goes into a facility like they are taking a drug test for a job. They use different testing facilities and if by chance a test comes up bad (whether creatine levels or pH or anything else) that batch is not sold.

[Legalize It Already]

Has anyone heard of an instance where they DO find that Quick Fix is fake piss? I think that given my smoking habits and time till the test, substitution is the only way I am going to pass. Too much riding on the test to worry about failing with dilution. I'm just scared they are gonna be like "hey, this isn't real piss, you're in deep $&*#".

[Adelaide]

Where is this thread? Could you link it? Chances are, they more than likely had issues because of either temperature, or some other mistake.



That's a fail. The test describes that as a "ghost line", which is pretty much a place in the paper for the chemicals to settle if there is no THC in your system. If you're nervous about substitution, you might want to consider experimenting with dilution, and seeing if that gets you your required results and a passed test.

It's right here:
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=86233

I'm gonna get some tests tomorrow and try diluting. The doc's on vacation so that buys me some more time to clean out. I have a pretty fast metabolism so hopefully that'll work in my favor.

[Adelaide]

Well I took another test, this time the line's thick enough to show up in a picture, but still faint.

[Legalize It Already]

It's right here:
http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=86233

I'm gonna get some tests tomorrow and try diluting. The doc's on vacation so that buys me some more time to clean out. I have a pretty fast metabolism so hopefully that'll work in my favor.

Awwwww...WTF?!!? I finally thought I had a solution, and now this? Well, has ANYONE else had trouble with them finding out it was fake??

[dawninthemorning]

There have been instances where a tech has tried to fail a someone by smelling the pee, yes smelling. They will say that it doesn't smell like pee, so it is not. I have not heard of this happening often, but I do believe that you can fight that. I believe that they have to have a list posted of what makes a test failable (real word?) and if smell is not on it, then they can't use that as a reason to fail you. I have also heard of people bringing a straw in to blow some bubbles in it to make it look more real.

Quick fix is the only thing that I use and I don't know of anything better out there, so if anyone has any suggestions....

[Adelaide]

Yeah, I'm pretty worried about them finding out it's fake, and I've been smoking a little bit so I'm just gonna get my friend's piss today and store it in the freezer and hopefully that'll work just fine. I'm gonna get some of those UrineCheck7 tests to use before I bring the sample with me, just to be safe.

[GrowRebel]

There is no way they can tell the difference between snythetic piss and the real thing .... I saw the thread where the guy say the tech told him it was fake, but naw ... he was snowed or he's making it up ....

I have used minute man for years now .... snythetic piss .... and I have yet to fail one test .... and I take a lot of piss test too. Snythetic piss will test like a normal sample .... it's 100% fool proof.

To believe otherwise would require proof ..... not hearsay.

:noel: