the word "virgin" is fucked up

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

ya know when you get close to a girl.. then they find out you're a virgin and suddenly they freak out and say all sorts of shit about how they want you're first time to be special and that they're not special enough

i mean shit as long as they have a fadge hole thats special enough for me

anyways this girl i asked out recently, but never told me the answer or some shit, but we started off this joke about godzilla cuz i sed my cocks like godzilla and i sed she could come round and that i'd let her take a ride on it, then she asked why she'd want a ride and then asked if i was a virgin so i sed "because you love to ride virgins with big gozilla's" and she sed she might come round one day.. god damn, she best come round.. im sick of wankers cramp haha

i've come so close to gettin laid n everytime it fucked up cuz they found out i was a virgin

[Mosiah]

You have to learn to front, convincingly. If it works for you even one time, congrats, you arent a virgin anymore :)

[Frivolous248]

Just lie if they're gonna be bitches about it, thats fucked up.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Just lie if they're gonna be bitches about it, thats fucked up.

word

i mean what fucked up bitch would say to you when ur both in bed together "i really wanna fuck you but i dont want you to think im using you"

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I was gonna say lie... but its been said...

[2600HERTZ]

Deny Deny Deny,never underestimate the power of denial.

[someuser]

Well this truly is a first... A guy telling a girl hes a virgin :D


Man, I didnt get laid the first time till I was 15yrs but as far as my friends and girls knew, I had been fucking since I was born ya know what I mean?

Being a virgin isnt a bad word but telling that kind of personal info to someone can freak someone out... Like maybe she just wants a good time and isnt interested in getting stuck with a love struck 'puppy' after getting pussy for the first time ya know? If it is a serious relationship, tell the chick you're a virgin (hell, say that even if you aint LoL) but if it is just a party girl, I dont care if you never seen a naked girl up close in real life, play it off like you're Hugh Hefner freaking grandson whose been banging playmates since you were a fetus.

[Hagbard Celiene]

be glad you haven't gotten the village whore who wouldn't care if you were a virgin or not, and then stuck you with an STD or five.

[JeenYuss]

im 15 an i tell females im a virgin... then when i blow they shit out they always like damn that was good i thought u was a virgin... "shit i am" lol

[ValkyrieAg]

When I was 14, a girl that was also 14 asked me if I was a virgin. I lied and told her no. Three days later I lost my virginity. haha. Great stuff.

[someuser]

When I was 14, a girl that was also 14 asked me if I was a virgin. I lied and told her no. Three days later I lost my virginity. haha. Great stuff.

That's what I'm talking about :rasta:

[thcbongman]

I remember how I lost my virginity. This girl asked if I was a virgin, I said yes. We smoked a bowl.

15 minutes later she asks "wanna get naked" I said "sure"

a minute later she asks if "I wanna fuck" I said "uhhh..." I was nervous as hell.

She basically raped me at that point. It was awesome.

Moral of the story. Smoke the lady down and your chances of getting some increases :)

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Well this truly is a first... A guy telling a girl hes a virgin :D


Man, I didnt get laid the first time till I was 15yrs but as far as my friends and girls knew, I had been fucking since I was born ya know what I mean?

Being a virgin isnt a bad word but telling that kind of personal info to someone can freak someone out... Like maybe she just wants a good time and isnt interested in getting stuck with a love struck 'puppy' after getting pussy for the first time ya know? If it is a serious relationship, tell the chick you're a virgin (hell, say that even if you aint LoL) but if it is just a party girl, I dont care if you never seen a naked girl up close in real life, play it off like you're Hugh Hefner freaking grandson whose been banging playmates since you were a fetus.

wait.. when did i say i've never seen a naked chick up close in real life? ive done plenty of other shit with girls just not fucked any, i mean gettin sucked off or lickin a girl outs great but see what happens when you tell someone you're a virgin.. they naturally assume you've never even seen pussy before haha

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I remember how I lost my virginity. This girl asked if I was a virgin, I said yes. We smoked a bowl.

15 minutes later she asks "wanna get naked" I said "sure"

a minute later she asks if "I wanna fuck" I said "uhhh..." I was nervous as hell.

She basically raped me at that point. It was awesome.

Moral of the story. Smoke the lady down and your chances of getting some increases :)

yeah i told this chick the other day id smoke her a spliff if she fucks me and she seems pretty down with it lol

ah weed :D

[stinkyattic]

.... id smoke her a spliff if she fucks me and she seems pretty down with it....
ewww nasty. A weed whore. If you have to pay for sex I think you're doing something wrong man.

[lil josh]

lol yer dnt fuck the weed whore if its like that lol, if there like no its meant to be specal just tell them na i dont want it to be, if u dont fuck me now then im gona feel like a mug. or if its agirl ur pretty good mates wiv be like plz do this for me/it will be specal wiv u ur a gd m8, lol. if uve already licked them out then use that as advantage say ive licked you out now u gotta fuck me

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Okay so let me be honest. Fucking a virgin is cute and all, but part of us (note: PART) really doesn't give a shit if your first time is special or not, we just don't want to have to fake an orgasm after 2 minutes because you can't control your load. BUT the other part of us DOES want it to be special for you and usually, we aren't up to par..and we don't want to get stuck with being someone's "first". It just sucks, unless it's emotional and shit. I must say, after finding out a guy I was attracted to was a virgin, I was really turned off. I think it's a girl thing...

I dunno, would you want to fuck a virgin?

[RyanTheCaveman]

Yeh lie...well thats a more 'harsh' word..
more like denying your a virgin? some other dude said that

[JeenYuss]

Okay so let me be honest. Fucking a virgin is cute and all, but part of us (note: PART) really doesn't give a shit if your first time is special or not, we just don't want to have to fake an orgasm after 2 minutes because you can't control your load. BUT the other part of us DOES want it to be special for you and usually, we aren't up to par..and we don't want to get stuck with being someone's "first". It just sucks, unless it's emotional and shit. I must say, after finding out a guy I was attracted to was a virgin, I was really turned off. I think it's a girl thing...

I dunno, would you want to fuck a virgin?

sumthin like that
when i lost mine she never even asked before hand, actually we barely even talked it was mostly "make out like 2 minutes, take a shot, like 2 more minutes, smoke break", etc. then we us started makin out, she pulled me on top an started dry humpin my shit:confused: it was weird & i stopped & asked her "is u really gon get anything outta that?" "no" stripping waist down ensued and i gave her suma tha best sex she ever really had... after that we hung out an fucked on occasion, but we both had b/f an g/fs during the whole time, eventually we hooked up an fell in love or w/e it was kinda f***ed up

[Hagbard Celiene]

I understand the whole, 'not wanting to get stuck with a love sick puppy thang, cause i was in a situation like that, but there comes a time where a guy just wants to get laid, regardless of wether or not she gets off, I know that if i were still a virgin, i would want her to tell me it sucked... ;)

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

lol yeah i dont give a shit if they feel anything, i have an excuse hehe

and yea that girl wanted to fuck me before i offered her a spliff anyway, but shes kinda annoyin cuz for the past like fuckin month now shes been sayin she dosnt fancy me anymore, then she does again, oh now she dosnt... but i know this other girl whos a mate of a mate and she seems pretty slutty so i might just go with her.. shes way hotter too :D

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Okay so let me be honest. Fucking a virgin is cute and all, but part of us (note: PART) really doesn't give a shit if your first time is special or not, we just don't want to have to fake an orgasm after 2 minutes because you can't control your load. BUT the other part of us DOES want it to be special for you and usually, we aren't up to par..and we don't want to get stuck with being someone's "first". It just sucks, unless it's emotional and shit. I must say, after finding out a guy I was attracted to was a virgin, I was really turned off. I think it's a girl thing...

I dunno, would you want to fuck a virgin?

well maybe those girls just said that cuz they thought (knew?) i was gonna be crappy haha.. anyways i dont like it when women fake they're orgasm (or have real ones)... they ussually piss me off haha... but tbh i dont think i've ever made a girl cum anyway, i dunno i dont really like lickin girls out that much.. one time i was fingerin a girl and i made her wet, and i mean REALLY wet, and i acctually pulled my finger back out and sniffed it (lmao).. and i swear she pissed on my hand :(

have you ever pissed on a guys hand before? :rastasmoke:

[someuser]

well maybe those girls just said that cuz they thought (knew?) i was gonna be crappy haha.. anyways i dont like it when women fake they're orgasm (or have real ones)... they ussually piss me off haha... but tbh i dont think i've ever made a girl cum anyway, i dunno i dont really like lickin girls out that much.. one time i was fingerin a girl and i made her wet, and i mean REALLY wet, and i acctually pulled my finger back out and sniffed it (lmao).. and i swear she pissed on my hand :(

have you ever pissed on a guys hand before? :rastasmoke:

Woah dude... You dont like it when a girl has a real orgasm? You are freaking out when getting a girl wet while fingering her? Dude, that is part of sex... girls getting wet (and the resulting aroma), girls wanting orgasms, and girls having orgasms... Maybe you're not rdy for sex bro? Seems like you're awkward with the subject... Sex aint clean and it dont always smell like roses... And the BEST sex is when you act like a wild fucking animal with no shame... Maybe you should take some time before making the decision to have sex?

[Trip06]

Lying about not being a virgin dont work when everybody you know knows and tells other people.

[someuser]

Lying about not being a virgin dont work when everybody you know knows and tells other people.

I can look a girl in the face and tell her, at 28yrs, I'm a virgin even if she knows I have a daughter :rasta:

[Trip06]

^.......huh? are you even on the same page? Some one stated lying about being a virgin will get you laided(obviously).

[someuser]

^.......huh? are you even on the same page? Some one stated lying about being a virgin will get you laided(obviously).

I have no idea what you're smoking man... Must be good stuff.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Woah dude... You dont like it when a girl has a real orgasm? You are freaking out when getting a girl wet while fingering her? Dude, that is part of sex... girls getting wet (and the resulting aroma), girls wanting orgasms, and girls having orgasms... Maybe you're not rdy for sex bro? Seems like you're awkward with the subject... Sex aint clean and it dont always smell like roses... And the BEST sex is when you act like a wild fucking animal with no shame... Maybe you should take some time before making the decision to have sex?

no.. i dont like it when a girl pisses on my hand, or maybe she just smells different from other girls and happens to smell like piss... sex is like wild animal sex? well.. tbh i dont think i've ever seen an animal piss on another animals hand before, and its still gross no matter how you put it haha.. seroiusly im like 90% sure it was piss

[ValkyrieAg]

I personally believe that I am a very good judge of character. Years of teasing and heckling other kids has taught me how to judge relatively well.

I think some kids on this board are gay, but they just don't know it yet.

[Platinum Plus]

Lying is the best policy iMo
nothing to stress on though anyways
when it happens it happens and it's done with lol
only females make the first time sacred haha
just be patient and stay working your girl game
and well eventually along with the lying formula
you'll make it ;)

[wrasler]

if you wanna get laid, lie
if you want it to be "special", you should have patience and wait till it is

i lied to the girl i lost my virginity to. the thing is, if youre gonna lie, you gotta giver her good sex to back it up.

and stop trying so hard. ive hooked up more when i wasnt looking for it than when i was crazy about having sex.

[sweet jane]

i didnt tell i was a virgin my first time. is that wrong?? i was on top hehehe :D

[bavet]

And the BEST sex is when you act like a wild fucking animal with no shame...

lol ain't that the truth unless u'r makin sweet love to u'r love hahaha

[JeenYuss]

well maybe those girls just said that cuz they thought (knew?) i was gonna be crappy haha.. anyways i dont like it when women fake they're orgasm (or have real ones)... they ussually piss me off haha... but tbh i dont think i've ever made a girl cum anyway, i dunno i dont really like lickin girls out that much.. one time i was fingerin a girl and i made her wet, and i mean REALLY wet, and i acctually pulled my finger back out and sniffed it (lmao).. and i swear she pissed on my hand :(

have you ever pissed on a guys hand before? :rastasmoke:

stains... the stains dont lie, i lost my virginity at my grampas crib in my aunties spare bed wit black sheets... lets jus say parts werent so black anymore

an the magic of condoms let u kno it aint YOUR stain... lol:D

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I personally believe that I am a very good judge of character. Years of teasing and heckling other kids has taught me how to judge relatively well.

I think some kids on this board are gay, but they just don't know it yet.

trust me, i aint gay..

i doubt picking on other kids (so you just admited your a kid so im not really suprised by this kind of behavoiur from someone who probaly hasnt even hit puberty yet) taught you how to judge people, you just enjoy making you're OWN perspectives about people.. when really all you need is a fist in your stupid immature face ;)

dont worry, the bigger boys were just kidding when they sed u'd go blind when ya balls drop

[ValkyrieAg]

23 stud. Been there done that. I did the teasing, heckling, hazing and generalization back in the day.

Don't be mad because I hit the nail on the head.

[Wesley Pipes]

ya know when you get close to a girl.. then they find out you're a virgin and suddenly they freak out and say all sorts of shit about how they want you're first time to be special and that they're not special enough

i mean shit as long as they have a fadge hole thats special enough for me

anyways this girl i asked out recently, but never told me the answer or some shit, but we started off this joke about godzilla cuz i sed my cocks like godzilla and i sed she could come round and that i'd let her take a ride on it, then she asked why she'd want a ride and then asked if i was a virgin so i sed "because you love to ride virgins with big gozilla's" and she sed she might come round one day.. god damn, she best come round.. im sick of wankers cramp haha

i've come so close to gettin laid n everytime it fucked up cuz they found out i was a virgin


dude dont let em find out, don't tell em, same shit happened to me, i was in bed all naked with this girl and i told her i was a virgin... all ova a sudden she didnt want to do nuthin, fuckin bitch, so next time i was in that situation i kept my lips sealed... unlike the girl ;)

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

dude dont let em find out, don't tell em, same shit happened to me, i was in bed all naked with this girl and i told her i was a virgin... all ova a sudden she didnt want to do nuthin, fuckin bitch, so next time i was in that situation i kept my lips sealed... unlike the girl ;)

lol.. well iv been quite lucky now since this girl i know wants to bang my brains out :D she has to catch a bus to mine sometime tho, theres another girl who also wants to fuck me, but she dosnt know im a virgin like this other girl. Maybe i shud get em to come round at the same time and see if they'll do a threesome, haha nah id probaly get smacked lol

and ValkyrieAg if you are 23 then i suggest its time for you to grow up lol, you said you've been there and done that because you teased people? haha, if thats what you call being there and doing that then you really have no life what so ever.. if i was gay i wouldnt give a shit, id be proud of it, and id kick the shit out of any immature fucks like yourself who think i shudnt be.. but im not gay..

thats probaly why ur bein such an immature prick to me, cuz you was hopin id be gay but i let your hopes down.. hahahahha

its ok, im sure you'll find the man of ur dreams some day dude.. but you can stop botherin me now cuz i aint gay, get over it

[2600HERTZ]

Posts here will sometimes get way off topic, but flaming whether you started it or ended it, isn't cool. back to the topic?

[ValkyrieAg]

Damn, shake that sand out of your vag. I was just messin with ya. Don't need to get all butthurt about it. If you are gay, thats cool. I never said that was a bad thing. You don't need to get so defensive about it.

Eitherway, I hope you end up getting a taste soon. Then you'll know what everyones been talkin' about.

[Wesley Pipes]

23 stud. Been there done that. I did the teasing, heckling, hazing and generalization back in the day.

Don't be mad because I hit the nail on the head.

that just makes you a general asshole if u did those things, we don't need people like you here!

[ValkyrieAg]

So just because I teased other kids when I was younger I'm a bad person?

Someones gotta do the teasing. Thats just how it is.

[Trip06]

That was my lunch money you asswhole.

[HarryHeat]

well maybe those girls just said that cuz they thought (knew?) i was gonna be crappy haha.. anyways i dont like it when women fake they're orgasm (or have real ones)... they ussually piss me off haha... but tbh i dont think i've ever made a girl cum anyway, i dunno i dont really like lickin girls out that much.. one time i was fingerin a girl and i made her wet, and i mean REALLY wet, and i acctually pulled my finger back out and sniffed it (lmao).. and i swear she pissed on my hand :(

have you ever pissed on a guys hand before? :rastasmoke:

ROFLMAO. I never piss on anybody, maybe she was a skank. Or maybe your going to be a virgin forever (if there is a God)

If your dont like feeling a girl get wet, then put your finger up her ass instead.
Then smell that.


Is this kid 12 years old?

[Kid Dynamite]

well maybe those girls just said that cuz they thought (knew?) i was gonna be crappy haha.. anyways i dont like it when women fake they're orgasm (or have real ones)... they ussually piss me off haha... but tbh i dont think i've ever made a girl cum anyway, i dunno i dont really like lickin girls out that much.. one time i was fingerin a girl and i made her wet, and i mean REALLY wet, and i acctually pulled my finger back out and sniffed it (lmao).. and i swear she pissed on my hand :(

have you ever pissed on a guys hand before? :rastasmoke:

dude...how can you not like it when you make a girl orgasm? Its shows that your doing it right. And some girls just smell a little funky down there...doesent mean she pissed on you. Why would anyone do that lol? Also, i cant understand why some guys dont like giving oral. I mean, i was a little squeamish my first few times, but i love it now.

Anyway, give and ye shall receive :stoned:

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

ROFLMAO. I never piss on anybody, maybe she was a skank. Or maybe your going to be a virgin forever (if there is a God)

If your dont like feeling a girl get wet, then put your finger up her ass instead.
Then smell that.


Is this kid 12 years old?

I dont think this post even deaserves a decent response.. iv made plenty of girls wet (but this girl was like the only girl that made so much noise which is why i think she faked it), but she smelt of piss.. which freaked me out..

how does that make me 12? and yeah, she was a skank.. shes 17 and slept with over 40 people... but i still dont see what any of that makes me come off as a 12 year old.. your probaly some faget internet geek who's never even seen a real pussy before haha

My guess is you jerk off over anime

[ValkyrieAg]

Harry and I have been hitting nails on the head.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

nah, you've both just turned this thread into stupid immature arguements over nothing. You both need to get lives. Maybe its the lack of friends or the fact that a woman's never even talked to you before but trust me, stupid little kids like you who enjoy flaming strangers on a website arnt cool.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

dude...how can you not like it when you make a girl orgasm? Its shows that your doing it right. And some girls just smell a little funky down there...doesent mean she pissed on you. Why would anyone do that lol? Also, i cant understand why some guys dont like giving oral. I mean, i was a little squeamish my first few times, but i love it now.

Anyway, give and ye shall receive :stoned:

Well thats the thing, alot of girls iv licked out are funky down there, which makes my mouth smell funky lol.. plus its borin since i cant feel shit.. i prefer smokin a spliff n watchin some tv while they suck me off :D

[HarryHeat]

.. but i still dont see what any of that makes me come off as a 12 year old.. your probaly some faget internet geek who's never even seen a real pussy before haha

My guess is you jerk off over anime


I see my own pussy everyday.
If your licking girls that are funky down there, then you need to upgrade.

you prefer to watch tv and get sucked off? I guess girls are lining up at your door to be with you.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I see my own pussy everyday.
If your licking girls that are funky down there, then you need to upgrade.

you prefer to watch tv and get sucked off? I guess girls are lining up at your door to be with you.

Wow good for you, you own a mirror..

and i havnt had anyone complain about it so far ;)

edit - why the fuck have you got a picture of macaulay culkin on some album pic shit? wtf haha.. and about 20 pics of someone that all look more or less the same but they're turning there head a tiny bit on like each picture? lmao

[K_Shootz_Den]

No offense, but judging by your posts I can TOTALLY see why you haven't been laid yet, the maturity just isn't there, you say you don't like eating girls out cause you don't feel shit? Shows how little experience you really have, honestly that's one of the most childish things I've ever heard. Well good luck and I feel bad for the girl that fucks you cause i can guarantee you this: She'll be dissapointed :)

[wayoftheleaf]

I think harry might be a dude....


I love to eat pussy. I prefer that to sex.

[nikweiser]

I love to eat pussy. I prefer that to sex.

you would rather munch then have sex??

i like to go down on girls.. but only if they are well washed up. ive had some experiences like dane cook, the "tear drop" if anyone has seen that stand up...
goes down and comes right back up hahaha..

i kind of like to skip that part sometimes, foreplay is fun but when you skip it and get to the grind thats better


No offense, but judging by your posts I can TOTALLY see why you haven't been laid yet, the maturity just isn't there, you say you don't like eating girls out cause you don't feel shit? Shows how little experience you really have, honestly that's one of the most childish things I've ever heard. Well good luck and I feel bad for the girl that fucks you cause i can guarantee you this: She'll be dissapointed :)

this is a hint bonghits

[thcbongman]

I think harry might be a dude....


No way!!!!!

lmao.

[nikweiser]

haha, harry dangler

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

No offense, but judging by your posts I can TOTALLY see why you haven't been laid yet, the maturity just isn't there, you say you don't like eating girls out cause you don't feel shit? Shows how little experience you really have, honestly that's one of the most childish things I've ever heard. Well good luck and I feel bad for the girl that fucks you cause i can guarantee you this: She'll be dissapointed :)

Yes.. if you think someone lookin out for number 1 is childish..

I dont.

[K_Shootz_Den]

Yes.. if you think someone lookin out for number 1 is childish..

I dont.

I love how you the only thing you can get out of my post is "You're childish for trying to get laid". I don't remember ever saying that, but of course you have the built in child filter that just filters out everything you don't wanna hear. First of all child, I was referring to the fact that you don't like giving head simply for the fact that "Oh I don't feel shit". And also, although trying to get laid is not childish, the way your going about it is. It's really no use though, because I know there are some desperate girls out there, and you will get laid eventually, which is why i don't see the point in you going hunting for some pussy. Anyway once you grow up you'll realize how much of an idiot you used to be and you'll say "Man! those guys were right, I used to be such an immature little freak" So yes i accept your apology in advance, and I also forgive you for being such a child, oh and I also accept your thanks and appreciation for all my wonderful help. Good luck getting laid buddy, you'll need it (Bad). ;)

[MastaChronic]

i love eating pussy, breakfast lunch and dinner, its all good to me, any day of the week...just as long as i get something in return, otherwise its not fair

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

I love how you the only thing you can get out of my post is "You're childish for trying to get laid". I don't remember ever saying that

I dont remember me saying you said that either..

and tbh your just a hypocrite for coming onto this thread and flaming ur ass off at me just because i said i enjoy gettin sucked off more then lickin a girl out.. seroiusly, stop flaming.. opinons are like assholes, everybody has one.. but you dont need to bitch about it just because im not listenin to you ;)

Alot of people have seem to taken offense to the fact that i said a girl pissed on my hand.. or maybe one person took offense and flamers like you just decided to join the wagon..

but since you dont have enough brain cells to understand ANYTHING im saying, im going to put this in such a SIMPLE manner that even YOU can understand it.

Piss off.

[ValkyrieAg]

So this girl peed on your hand? Like let it all out and gave it a shower?

I didn't read about that part. Thats pretty fucked up. Whats the whole story on that?

[K_Shootz_Den]

I don't remember me saying you said that either..
Are you kidding me? Seriously, where do you come up with this stuff? ALL I said was your childish for your attitude towards pleasing women through oral, ESPECIALLY the way you phrased it which was somewhere along the lines of: "I don't like eating girls out cause i don't feel shit". huh. pretty immature, shows why you haven't been laid, hence why i pointed it out :)

and tbh your just a hypocrite for coming onto this thread and flaming ur ass off at me just because i said i enjoy gettin sucked off more then lickin a girl out.. seroiusly, stop flaming.. opinons are like assholes, everybody has one.. but you dont need to bitch about it just because im not listenin to you ;)
First of all i don't think you fully understand the full meaning of the word "Hypocrite" a Hypocrite is one who says things of others that he himself is guilty of, so i don't see why you chose that word but i mean cool, it's kinda cute when children try to use big words. Oh and like i said before stop changing you're words, you said you don't like eating girls out cause you don't feel shit, not that you enjoy getting sucked off more than eating pussy, if THAT was the case I would not have said anything, but of course being the immature virgin that you are you went and changed you're words. And frankly, I ain't flaming, I'm being brutally honest cause really, nothing else gets through to you.


Alot of people have seem to taken offense to the fact that i said a girl pissed on my hand.. or maybe one person took offense and flamers like you just decided to join the wagon..

but since you dont have enough brain cells to understand ANYTHING im saying, im going to put this in such a SIMPLE manner that even YOU can understand it.

Piss off.
Seriously, how old are you? "You don't have enough brain cells to understand anything I'm saying" :D Even my little cousin would laugh at me if i said that to him, you've got a lot of growing up to do buddy. And no, no one took offense to ANYTHING you've said, in fact you're the only one taking offense to the things we are telling you, probably due to the fact that you're immature and childish. When you say a girl pissed on your hand it sounds stupid, especially coming from a virgin like you, so everyones natural reaction was to inform you that it was not piss, and it was most likely just the normal lube that the vagina produces, realizing this you felt stupid and did not want to back down so you insisted that it was piss, when everyone knows girls don't piss on your hand. Just please take a second and think about how stupid you sound right now, "You guys took offense to the fact that I said a girl pissed on my hand", how STUPID does that sound? Why the fuck would ANYBODY ever be "offended" cause you said a girl pissed on you're hand? You're an idiot and I've already wasted my time trying to help you, so say what you want to say and make whatever assumptions you want to, I'll no longer be responding in this thread as it was a mistake to ever think you would be able to listen to anyone, Good luck on your quest for pussy you stupid virgin. :dance: :dance: :dance:

PS- If that's you in you're avator then all I have to say is: HAHAHAHAHAHA

[nikweiser]

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yeah i agree with shootz.. bonghitz you said some pretty dumb immature shit to me before.. you really do need to grow up a bit dude

[ValkyrieAg]

Avatar is actually Jonathan Davis (too cool to become an avatar)

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Are you kidding me? Seriously, where do you come up with this stuff? ALL I said was your childish for your attitude towards pleasing women through oral, ESPECIALLY the way you phrased it which was somewhere along the lines of: "I don't like eating girls out cause i don't feel shit". huh. pretty immature, shows why you haven't been laid, hence why i pointed it out :)

First of all i don't think you fully understand the full meaning of the word "Hypocrite" a Hypocrite is one who says things of others that he himself is guilty of, so i don't see why you chose that word but i mean cool, it's kinda cute when children try to use big words. Oh and like i said before stop changing you're words, you said you don't like eating girls out cause you don't feel shit, not that you enjoy getting sucked off more than eating pussy, if THAT was the case I would not have said anything, but of course being the immature virgin that you are you went and changed you're words. And frankly, I ain't flaming, I'm being brutally honest cause really, nothing else gets through to you.


Seriously, how old are you? "You don't have enough brain cells to understand anything I'm saying" :D Even my little cousin would laugh at me if i said that to him, you've got a lot of growing up to do buddy. And no, no one took offense to ANYTHING you've said, in fact you're the only one taking offense to the things we are telling you, probably due to the fact that you're immature and childish. When you say a girl pissed on your hand it sounds stupid, especially coming from a virgin like you, so everyones natural reaction was to inform you that it was not piss, and it was most likely just the normal lube that the vagina produces, realizing this you felt stupid and did not want to back down so you insisted that it was piss, when everyone knows girls don't piss on your hand. Just please take a second and think about how stupid you sound right now, "You guys took offense to the fact that I said a girl pissed on my hand", how STUPID does that sound? Why the fuck would ANYBODY ever be "offended" cause you said a girl pissed on you're hand? You're an idiot and I've already wasted my time trying to help you, so say what you want to say and make whatever assumptions you want to, I'll no longer be responding in this thread as it was a mistake to ever think you would be able to listen to anyone, Good luck on your quest for pussy you stupid virgin. :dance: :dance: :dance:

PS- If that's you in you're avator then all I have to say is: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok. I started reading it, and then i realised something.

YOUR calling ME childish? dude, just look at all the immature shit you've just said. "good luck on your quest for pussy you stupid virgin"? "ps if thats you in your avatar (AVATAR..learn to spell) then all i have to say is hahahaha?" and its not even me in the avatar

sorry but you have to face fact.. your post at me are getting angrier and wors t everytime, and the only reason for that is because you cant accept the fact that i dont care what you have to say.. now go flame someone else for a change and grow the fuck up

btw you are a hypocrite.. you assuse me of saying childish things, yet in this thread alone i can spot out ALOT of childish things you have said.

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oh and K_Shootz_Den, i have to say.. you DO know that people can look at ur post history you know?

I've been looking threw your post and tbh i dont think you can be calling ANYONE childish

[darkside]

hmm.. i think some people havent gotten over that childish, heckling teasing phase as one user put it. why dont you people chill out and burn one down.