What have you stolen?

[shiz507]

Hey, i know stealing is bad and shit
but what have you guys stolen?

im pathetic, i've stolen 96$ worth of coricidin from target, i got caught but i ran and they sorta laid off after that
i've stolen earrings too, like 300$ and pawned alot of them off :eek:

i hope the owner never reads this :D :D :D

[Miserylue]

Stealing is just mean! But I did steal a bum jug of wine one time. I was so drunk, I walked in the store and stuck this huge bottle, well jug'o'wine, right up my shirt and casually walked out. I was an idiot, and lucky no one was watching me, it was SO obvious!

[shiz507]

you bad bad person :p :p :p

[Lulu]

Shiz weren't you the one who stole the guys bong
and then came up with all the excuses bout him being such a horrible person :confused:

Start respecting others or you're in for a rude awakening :mad:

[Josh David]

Once, I stole a gun from a landlord for drugs.But I paid dearly for that one(5 years probation) I stole shampoo from convenient stores, some mex families would buy them for 5$ a piece, so I got them for dope.Weird huh? Yeah, the streets are like that.Now, I rarely do dope, but mj helps me with that.

[roll it up]

yea fuckbag.i dont like theives

[grogger]

I just steal whatever is in my mom's wallet at the time. ;P

[Lulu]

I just steal whatever is in my mom's wallet at the time. ;P
Aren't you a son to be proud of ~ Sympathies to your Mother :mad:

[grogger]

A SON?

Excuse you, I'm a girl.

[Lulu]

Nice

[Josh David]

Easy now you don't want to upset people who steal guns.

[Miserylue]

Shiz weren't you the one who stole the guys bong
and then came up with all the excuses bout him being such a horrible person :confused:

Start respecting others or you're in for a rude awakening :mad:
stealing a guys bong, thats just messed up. Ive never stolen from a person. Would never. C'mon now.

[Josh David]

O.K. stealing from ur friends is bad.Stealing from people who are assholes is grea8.Of course my sole goal in life isn't being a thief,but i'd love to steal your cool,or hijack a brain,maybe take some ass. Anyway you look at it, everybody has at least once stolen sumthin.Thats like someone sayin they never lie, everyone lies by omission,or by lieing down, er layin some pipe.

[kyle]

i used to jack candy bars and lighters and shit from convience stores cuz at the time everyone did it, it was the cool thing to do (lol i cant beleive i did it to be cool)
other than that nothing really, unless wen im tokin wit som ppl and if one of them pisses me off ill steal there lighter :) they do it to me too tho, so i guess there no loss for eaither side

[Kombucha]

When I was maybe seven I used to steal little chocolate bars from supermarkets every now and then. Since then I haven't stolen except maybe picking up a coupla pounds here and there round the house.

[YEM]

karma dude

thats all i have to say

[00Ampersand]

never2much's cherry
~007~

[maryjanemama]

never2much's cherry
~007~
Funny...I heard she didn't feel a thing. :D

[00Ampersand]

That's what happens when you ride Tilde's white-stallion of love...you instantly get possessed by your basic, animal instincts and get thrown into an abyss of orgasmic light. Side effects include onset amnesia, which explains her forgetfulness :D
~007~

[RESiNATE]

lmao Amp...:D

[shiz507]

wtf i ddint steal no bong
you obviously got your gossip fucked up

[Proof]

Strange people and no respect for other peoples shit, ic nver steal from my parents or family its jus wrong!

[shiz507]

man you know you have stolen in your life dont give me that bullshit stfu

[Proof]

lol little kid stop postin all these swear words :(, and i have stolen things, pety things tho nothing major. n i have never stolen off my family jus wrong

[Junkdogg88]

Stealing from your family is just wrong. So when your mommy cant afford to feed you, you'll just remmember that you used her money to support your drug habit. Now, I do steal accationaly but not from family, or small business(ie. family owned convient stores and stuff like that). However, I hate big retail store chains such as Wal-mart, Target, K-mart, and Foodlion. So i may steal pety things such as lighters, pack of smokes, or whatever. And its not a big lose to them because there muti-million even billion dollar corparations. but anyways, just for laughs I think we should have a "stealing etiquett".

[00Ampersand]

I'm usually not the philosopher, but I do believe in cause-and-effect, or karma as it is known. Just remember: when you steal, you're really just stealing from yourself
~007~

[The C]

I consistantly steal virginity. ) This fact may or may not be true.)


Oher then that i stole legos form the childrens festival when i was youn, just shoved em in my tightly wities... and it ctually hurt the whole car ride home... i regret it.

I also stole a sugar free candy fomr a health food store when i was young... I got caught, and felt guilty.

Now i go to the bulk zone and "test for freshness" in the chocolate/sugar stuff department. Thought i havnt been there much lately, keeping in shape.

:cool: :(


The C

Oh i used to drnk my roomeis vokda form the freezer while in banff wihit my buddy/other roomy, we would conpensate for the lowered level ni the bottle with water, one day we dilluted ti to teh fact where it froze. (vodka doesnt freeze but water does). So the dillution made it obvious that oen of us had been dirnking it and we both blamed eachother so neither of us hadda replace it.

I also used to steal chocolates and makadmai nuts form an old babysitter, i felt the guild like a year later, even thought it was liek i stole alot, it was some though.

Lol but whats done is done.

Ohh i download music fomr the internet all the time, and use pirated sofware sometimes, like games, but for some reason i feel no guilt for that? Possibly to the fact that ditributors and prodces try to constantly take advantage of peopel and send subliminal messages, so i guess if one wanted to they can rationlaize justice. But it's not realy the case, i just dont care abotu stealign from someone i consider to be either evil, ro filthy rich. Call me a robin hood... to myself. :cool:

[XTC]

I have stolen two things in my 20 yrs of existence. Once in Middle school, I played Calrinet, well I only had one reed at the time (btw a reed is a piece of wood that vibrates through the calrinet) anyway I brokem my only one. So I asked this kid who had a lot if I could have on of his since well we were about to play a Christmas Concert for our school. He said no, what a prick LoL. So while he went somewhere I stold his reed. Another time not too long ago, on a way to a rave I stold some LAffy Taffys from a gas station. Argh.. they were stupid now that I think of them. Throw the key away for me.

[Encatuse]

Shiz, don't put yourself in denial. Alot of people have NEVER stolen in their life. And don't be dumb and be like "well that nickel on the ground belonged to someone". I stole for literally the first time in my life when I was a bit of a pothead, and you know what I stole? A pencap. First and last time I've ever stolen. I'm 16, that's quite a few years to go without stealing. And now, I hope to go another 64 years or so without stealing. And I quite imagine I will. Now.. if you consider downloading some music stealing, well that's another story.

[Mrs PotatoHead]

I have stolen so many things (mostly little things) and fortunately never got caught. I don't ever steal stuff now it was all in my youth and I didn't have any respect as far as money went cos I never had any the concept was foreign to me. A lot has changed though.

The things that I stole that made me feel the worst though were both accidents. When I was about 6 or 7 I went to this girls place to play it turned out it was a kind of temp foster home or something like that, the whole area was fairly poor. Anyhow,we were playing with her pretend makeup and carrying it round pretending to be all grown up and the plastic lipstick went missing, she accussed me of stealing it and I said I didn't steal it but admitted to having it in my pocket some time later and gave it back. I was never invited over to play again and every time I walked past that house it was a sad reminder. I moved to the country and forgot about the whole thing until I was about 15 I was visiting a very close family friend and staying in the same room as their grandma and she left this beautiful old ring on the bedside table so I tried it on and must have fallen asleep. Well in the morning I forgot I had it on and didn't realise until I was on the 2 hour train trip home. The honest and bigger thing to do was to give it back but I thought they would be so angry with me so I didn't and it was stolen off me by my flatmates gf a few years later. Karma.

All slaggings and insults for my small but very hurtful crimes are deserved. Never steal off friends it leaves a very nasty stain on your heart. :(

[JohnnyBravo]

I stole some Pic'n' Mix from Woolworths when I was about 5 and got my bottom spanked in the middle of the store.

WTF are they doing leaving a shite load of sweets uncovered for, kids can can't resist that shit.

[RESiNATE]

lol@Karma, Mrs P...although, I agree :)

I look back at my past, and wonder that I got this far without getting sent to prison, or worse.
I was lucky, and was removed from the area that I lived (inner city slum), and was given a second chance - I took it, and like to think that I have managed to turn myself around. I know that alot of folk aren't as lucky as me (in that respect, at least).

Yeah, I was a right bastard lol and was prime 'documentary fodder'!
I never stole of off 'people', but did pilfer from stores - and was qutie adept at it. It was only small stuff (sweets and the like), but I realise now how I would feel if someone stole off of me.

And, I agree with Johnny B...lol, those shops just ask for it sometimes.
Another kind of Karma - they put those sweets out because they hope to sell them to parents that just what to shut their kids up from whining (it's called 'below the line selling'), and it really pisses me off.
You know the senario - you're trying to get your shopping packed into carrier bags, and the kids are buzzing around those low shelves that they put by the checkout, full of sweets, picking the sweets up "can we have one of these Dad?"..."No, put them back..don't touch!"
I always make a point of saying to the checkout clerk, that I think it is wrong of the store to adopt that tactic.

[notanovice]

stealing is just plain wrong
and to the gun stealer, you`ll weigh a few pounds more when you leave my house trying to steal my guns, you just may get lead poisioning

[Torog]

stealing is just plain wrong
and to the gun stealer, you`ll weigh a few pounds more when you leave my house trying to steal my guns, you just may get lead poisioning
Howdy and good mornin Nota !,

Yeeehhhaaaww !! I like what you said-that's a big 10-4 ! lol

I keep a Mossberg tactical 12 handy,loaded with 000 buckshot,which is even bigger than 00,just for punks that ain't got enough 'lead' in their ass-to stand up to a stiff wind...lol.

Have a good one...Torog :D

[Imotep]

lolly theives dont deserve to be shot?! :(

i have stolen bits n pieces over the years. only from companies, ever from individuals. kill the buisness i say.

[Torog]

lolly theives dont deserve to be shot?! :(

i have stolen bits n pieces over the years. only from companies, ever from individuals. kill the buisness i say.
Howdy Imotep,

What do ya reccomend ? A citizens arrest...or give em cookies and milk ?

Have a good one...Torog :D

[XTC]

Yeeehhhaaaw?

[Torog]

Yeeehhhaaaw?
Howdy XTC,

What part of Yeeehhhaaaww ! ..do you not understand ?

[Josh David]

I just stole some cool.That's great, The gun thing happened 10 years ago and I am still alive with no bullet hole(not since I last checked.)Now, I will say this though karma is a mutha.

[Encatuse]

Whoopi wasn't even a true democrat. Hating Bush Jr. doesn't make you a democrat. ((Only sane... but that's a different debate)) I dont know. I think that picture was pretty terrible. Next time you should make fun of retarded people at the special olympics. I'm pretty sure that would be a smaller amount of people you'd be offending. Though I'm all with on shooting thieves. ^.^

[Josh David]

coffee,donuts,and bombs.

[qwerty]

ive stolen over 1200 dollars worth of stuff from my old jr high right after i graduated...(im in 10th)

[maryjanemama]

Lol @ virginity, once stole a boy's (he was 17) virginity, a good Catholic boy with no clue. Ten seconds later I wanted to give it back...literally, ten seconds later...:D

[GHoSToKeR]

**steals this thread**

[SmokeyPotter]

The only things I've stolen have been Cigarettes and Food from my work. But, hey, they totally owed me!

I can understand a big business, but I don't like the idea of stealing from other people. Someone mentioned Karma before, and I agree with that, you really don't wanna be soaked in bad Karma, that will definitely catch up with you some day.

[awp]

Stealing is great. Me and my friends get stoned and we go around and see how much shit we can steal. I've stolen too many cigars to count. (you know how the cigars are easy to get cause theyre right at the door to the gas station) Also I've stolen stupid shit like pickled stuff and vienna sausages and a 2 liter once. Never have gotten caught... ;)

[Pass The Rizla]

Stealings a mugs game

[shiz507]

awp sounds like a good friend to me! haha
yeah stealing is good, ive never gotten caught well atleast ive never been in trouble for it..i dont care abotu your guys opinions either

[OzzyOz]

over about 6 months, i've stolen 80.00 from my parents :(

maybe..less... but shit i feel bad bout it

[reallybaked]

Why don't you punks that steal from your families go out and get a fuckin job. If you can't afford to get high then wait til you can afford it. You'll feel much better about yourselves. Also shoplifting sucks.....the rest of us just have to pay more for goods because the retailers just add the cost of shoplifting into the price of their stuff.

So knock it the fuck off already!!

[maryjanemama]

Stealing is great.
I'll be sure to throw something heavy at you when I drive by you on the side of the road, picking up trash in you're orange jumpsuit with COUNTY JAIL written across it. :cool:

[awp]

Well it wouldnt cost you so much if you just stole it. lol I mostly steal from places I hate and think are ruining the economy... like walmart
ANARCHY!

[kiwi]

:mad: :mad: This whole thread is just so wrong..........Live by the simple rules in life and there are usually alot less fuck ups. Well it works for me anyway...

RULE 1....Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself
RULE 2....Karma is out there, and it will come back unto you 10 fold.


See its that bloody simple....DON'T STEAL. :mad:

[Mrs PotatoHead]

Stealing is wrong but so is lying and violence etc etc. Most people make mistakes in their lives and most learn from them the ones that don't will eventually get what they deserve. When children steal it is either sad or just a way of learning about societies materialistic tendencies, we shouldn't condemn them for it.

[Proof]

Stealing other peoples stuff that they have worked hard to get is jus wrong infact stelaing is wrong!should be sent to hell! if someone ever tryed to steal from me id serioulsy kill them it jus annoys me like there little gypos they will all get caught at one point in there life and they will have to do some comunity service or prison!

[XxSouthernLightsxX]

man you know you have stolen in your life dont give me that bullshit stfu

i have never stolen anything in my life.

[XxSouthernLightsxX]

stealing is just plain wrong
and to the gun stealer, you`ll weigh a few pounds more when you leave my house trying to steal my guns, you just may get lead poisioning

bumppp. theives that steal stuff like that is what give those who toke bad names.

[GHoSToKeR]

Stealing other peoples stuff that they have worked hard to get is jus wrong infact stelaing is wrong!should be sent to hell! if someone ever tryed to steal from me id serioulsy kill them it jus annoys me like there little gypos they will all get caught at one point in there life and they will have to do some comunity service or prison!woah

So proof, you can murder innocent animals for fun. You can racially stereotype people.. because everyone that steals is a 'gypo', apparantly. You can kill someone that tries to steal from you. But steal and you'll go to hell!!!!

Talk about a fucking hypocrite

[BigBudDaddy08]

I live like 2 miles from a Fish Camp..and one night i broke down the big door with 3 pad locks and a saftey lock(im a big guy 6'3 220 pound only 17)..I got 845$'s and some other nic-nak stuff..It was like a year ago..And i feel really embarressed about lol..Then they started getting a shit load of police in it and i told them i stole all the stuff but i spent it all buying my grandfather stufff. But i still had the shit...I still have it from this day lol i got the money framed in a glass case

[Ammie]

:mad: :mad: This whole thread is just so wrong..........Live by the simple rules in life and there are usually alot less fuck ups. Well it works for me anyway...

RULE 1....Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself
RULE 2....Karma is out there, and it will come back unto you 10 fold.


See its that bloody simple....DON'T STEAL. :mad:
well said kiwi ;)

[notanovice]

I live like 2 miles from a Fish Camp..and one night i broke down the big door with 3 pad locks and a saftey lock(im a big guy 6'3 220 pound only 17)..I got 845$'s and some other nic-nak stuff..It was like a year ago..And i feel really embarressed about lol..Then they started getting a shit load of police in it and i told them i stole all the stuff but i spent it all buying my grandfather stufff. But i still had the shit...I still have it from this day lol i got the money framed in a glass case


something to be proud of!!!! :(

[AbbaZabba]

Once when my friends mom worked at a buddys gas station we went in the back of the store in this huge ass fridge and stole a few 40's and a few packs of smokes. His mom got fired like a month later because everyone stole sh*t from there.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

ive stole a few things, never from friends ive stole lots of pills from wal-mart and stores like that(it was really dumb now that i tihnk about it) but the thing is karma really is out there i had 5 bottles of alchol stolen from my grandma about a week after i stole some pills from the store, also a really bad thing ive done was steal 20 bucks from a really good friends parent im horrible *slaps self* ya stealing is wrong and i wont steal anymore i use to say it was ok because why should i have to pay something that didnt even cost that much to make, ya know cuz stores jack up prices? well that was the only reason i had to do it but i havent stole in a few months so ya

[fatty lumps]

I took 4 Collins glasses from the ballroom of our work Christmas party. Probably would retail for about $30 cdn. Serves those hoes right for charging $5 per drink.

[GHoSToKeR]

this thread sucks.. shiz youre a dick

[JeffJFromKCMO]

Ive stolen money, candy, lighters, alcohol, cds, movies, hats, clothes, etc....im a thief...not proud of it but i am

[GotAMinute419]

food/drinks, lighters, bikes,dvds, and i stole an $80 calculator and sold it for $20