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ATrain
12-31-2006, 02:25 AM
I hope this doesn't get confusing, I'm still not sure what I'm trying to say.

So I was just watching two episodes of Cops (When not watching football of course ;) ) and I noticed that the cops on the show often ask the person they are searching/talking to why they are acting so irregular/nervous. I know that some of the people on the show are nervous because they probably know they are about to go to jail but here is my main question....

How would you/have you reacted to cops searching you, whether you were carrying at the time or not? I've never been searched or arrested but even if I wasn't carrying anything I'd be shitting bricks.

I don't know, it just seems funny for cops to be asking why people are nervous when they have cops all over them.

420purplehaze420
12-31-2006, 02:56 AM
cops say stuff like that becuase it gets them off to feel power over someone, they get off on there power, sexually, and thats all you need to know, usually there just trying to make up for lack of penis size or ability to get hard at all, sad but true.

o and me no i dont get nervous around the police, its just another human being that is no more invincible then yourself, now his gun, thats what im nervous of, poke an eye out with that thing.

Frivolous248
12-31-2006, 03:47 AM
Cops scare me, they're unpredictable, irresponsible, and most of them should not be trusted with that kind of authority. I've heard stories of dumb shit cops do, and it scares the shit out of me.

My teacher was telling me how a cop pulled someone over, asked him for his license and registration, ya' know, pretty standard thing. The dude goes in his glove-box and opens it, well, the handbook falls out. Cop shoots him in the head. Apparently the binding of the handbook resembled a gun...

You just never know when shit like that can happen, like purplehaze said, they're just other humans. Which makes them vulnerable to mistakes, and like I said...MOST shouldn't be trusted with that power.

Snake2389
12-31-2006, 04:03 AM
Sometimes cops scare the crap out of me, especially when they talk to me. I think people become afraid or nervous when they talk to cops they become afraid of what they say and it might sound suspicious to them, and cops will start questioning you until they just put you in the corner where you can't get out. I think all you gotta do is just learn how to speak with them and its gonna be alright.

mr_vega
12-31-2006, 04:10 AM
im pretty cool. i talked my way out of some shit with the cops one time. i posted a thread about it.

Great Spirit
12-31-2006, 06:24 AM
I hope this doesn't get confusing, I'm still not sure what I'm trying to say.

So I was just watching two episodes of Cops (When not watching football of course ;) ) and I noticed that the cops on the show often ask the person they are searching/talking to why they are acting so irregular/nervous. I know that some of the people on the show are nervous because they probably know they are about to go to jail but here is my main question....

How would you/have you reacted to cops searching you, whether you were carrying at the time or not? I've never been searched or arrested but even if I wasn't carrying anything I'd be shitting bricks.

I don't know, it just seems funny for cops to be asking why people are nervous when they have cops all over them.Cops is probably all fake and staged so dont even worry about it. I love it when they have their "War on Drugs" episodes.

MastaChronic
12-31-2006, 08:41 AM
i dont talk to cops, period.
i have the right to remain silent and i exercise this right when im around them.
"have you been smoking any pot tonight?"
"..."
"better talk to me boy"
"..."
"empty your pockets"
"..."
"may i search you person?"
"i do not consent to any searches"
"why not?"
"..."
"WHY NOT"
"..."
im going to get the dogs over here"
"..."
but he knows he cant and eventually tells me im free to go

Pride
12-31-2006, 09:42 AM
^ yea you will get your ass kicked for that

RedLocks
12-31-2006, 01:08 PM
heard that question so many times, proper response is "I'm not nervous sir, it's just that I got some asshole is blinding me with a flashlight in my face" :D

LIP
12-31-2006, 01:19 PM
If you ARE carrying anything and you look nervous the cops will pick up on it. I dont get nervous because i dont want to let them think they're scaring me. Fucking pricks.

Reefer Rogue
12-31-2006, 02:47 PM
^ yea you will get your ass kicked for that

No you wont. :/

sL1Ck
12-31-2006, 03:06 PM
nobody likes cops, well, very few people like cops. Just remember that the fukin kids who talk shit to the cops when they get pulled over or try to be a hard ass are the ones they burn. Cops take the job because they like to feel above the law and get off on the power trip. So when they come up to you and try and make you feel like shit, let um. If you have a fuckin bag in your pocket and they ask, tell them. They will find it, but atleast if you act submissive and be honost with their pig asses, you have a chance at getting off easy. The hard asses that talk shit are the ones that get the fuckin book thrown at them every time

MastaChronic
12-31-2006, 03:09 PM
nobody likes cops, well, very few people like cops. Just remember that the fukin kids who talk shit to the cops when they get pulled over or try to be a hard ass are the ones they burn. Cops take the job because they like to feel above the law and get off on the power trip. So when they come up to you and try and make you feel like shit, let um. If you have a fuckin bag in your pocket and they ask, tell them. They will find it, but atleast if you act submissive and be honost with their pig asses, you have a chance at getting off easy. The hard asses that talk shit are the ones that get the fuckin book thrown at them every time

this is coming from some guy who names himself slick.
you pussy, exercise your fucking rights.
they dont have any right to search you, your car, or anything of yours without probably cause and if they ask you if they can search you ask them to state their probable cause for searching you.

shoi
12-31-2006, 03:42 PM
i tend to get nervous just walking by for no reason... like theyre out to get me :/

thcbongman
12-31-2006, 04:00 PM
nobody likes cops, well, very few people like cops. Just remember that the fukin kids who talk shit to the cops when they get pulled over or try to be a hard ass are the ones they burn. Cops take the job because they like to feel above the law and get off on the power trip. So when they come up to you and try and make you feel like shit, let um. If you have a fuckin bag in your pocket and they ask, tell them. They will find it, but atleast if you act submissive and be honost with their pig asses, you have a chance at getting off easy. The hard asses that talk shit are the ones that get the fuckin book thrown at them every time

That doesn't work. You'll simply become pig feed, and you'll be abused (not literally, but they'll throw the book at you.)

Yes I Cannabis
12-31-2006, 04:04 PM
this is coming from some guy who names himself slick.
you pussy, exercise your fucking rights.
they dont have any right to search you, your car, or anything of yours without probably cause and if they ask you if they can search you ask them to state their probable cause for searching you.
Fuckin word....! BUT, where i live, if a cop pulls you over... for any reason, they can just call in for the drug dog and then you're fucked!! but either way, you got shit on you or not. NEVER willingly let them fuckers search you! Letting them search you only makes their jobs easier..

MastaChronic
12-31-2006, 04:21 PM
Fuckin word....! BUT, where i live, if a cop pulls you over... for any reason, they can just call in for the drug dog and then you're fucked!! but either way, you got shit on you or not. NEVER willingly let them fuckers search you! Letting them search you only makes their jobs easier..

yeah, but you can take it to court and have it thrown out because of a rights violation.

VaporDaddy
12-31-2006, 04:34 PM
Well officer, I'm nervous because I'm carrying a big sack of weed. Why are you an asshole?

Platinum Plus
12-31-2006, 05:35 PM
i guess it depends on the situation...
one time me and my boy were about to smoke
outside right behind this dep (corner store)
then 5-0 rolled up behind us
i thought maybe we were gettin busted for buying ganj lol
but it turns out a white guy and a black guy grabbed some woman that night
and coincedentally i'm white my boy is black haha...
but i noticed the pigs pulling in cuz i'm constantly lookin over my shoulder
so my boy had just enough time to toss the spliff and the other gram
but we handled it pretty well.

secretgarden
12-31-2006, 05:42 PM
Usually they tell you why the pulled you over, and if they say you look nervous just tell them you can't afford the ticket because your late on bills and this is just another thing to worry about. Best plan no matter what is to learn not to act nervous, be polite and try not to bull shit them. If you act evasive or like you are hiding something they will dig deeper.
I got stopped for speeding on night by the state trooper, he asked me why i was speeding and I told him i was being stupid and didn't realize he was there. he laughed went to his car ran my name came back wrote my ticket for less then i was actually speeding. Told me to be careful and slow down. Little did he know i had been drinking about an hour before and had a joint in the ashtray. It all depends on how you handle it. Cops are trained to pick up on our reactions so if you act calm and honest hey it's a quick routine stop and nothing more right?

MacWQ33
12-31-2006, 07:54 PM
I've been pulled over so many times (never when I was driving)....and have had various substances on my person or someone else at different times. Anyway, I've never been arrested (even after they find the substances, which was probably most of the time). Cops are people, just talk to them normally, and not nervously...and they will let you go. It's happened to me too many times to count, so don't say it doesn't work. They really don't want to book you for petty offenses..trust me, but if you're being an idiot, they will want to get the best of you. Then a few other times not involving driving.

The person who said be a pussy is wrong, and the person who said about your rights is wrong too (not wrong...just asking for trouble, its rather unnecessary). Just be chill...that's it.

One time we got pulled over by some drug task force (I live in a big city) and had a powdery substance with us and alcohol (they followed us from the neighborhood we got it). My friend was cuffed in the car, and my other friend was close...but with a little calm talking from me, they let us all go. They even asked me, how are you being so calm and collective...one of my friends was being an ass and almost got taken, where as even if they did, I woulda been able to get off and drive the car home they said.

You don't have to like cops, but there's no reason to HATE them. Obviously what they are doing is not personal, its just what they do for a living...remember that. Some are assholes, and take their authority out of control of course, but give me a little power...I have no idea how I would take it...maybe the same as them who knows.

Platinum Plus
12-31-2006, 08:25 PM
well just remember...
if you're driving and have some "stuff" on you
and a cop asks to search your Vehicle
simply say no, if you say no they can't do nothing
they can perhaps bring they're K9 to sniff out
but other than that they can't touch you for nothing

ganjah
12-31-2006, 08:41 PM
A lot of the time cops are just as nervous as the people they pull over considering at any second the person they are pulling over could pull a gun on them because they are carrying something else that is illegal. Even if you do have weed on you if you act nervous or like an asshole to a cop the results aren't going to be so good. If you just comply and talk to the cop respectably you should get off clean. If you are being pulled over its most likely cause of speeding or some other thing wrong with your car so there is no reason to let them catch you for possesion when they would just give you a ticket.

MacWQ33
12-31-2006, 08:52 PM
A lot of the time cops are just as nervous as the people they pull over considering at any second the person they are pulling over could pull a gun on them because they are carrying something else that is illegal. Even if you do have weed on you if you act nervous or like an asshole to a cop the results aren't going to be so good. If you just comply and talk to the cop respectably you should get off clean. If you are being pulled over its most likely cause of speeding or some other thing wrong with your car so there is no reason to let them catch you for possesion when they would just give you a ticket.

Good point man, I agree.

deltron
12-31-2006, 09:04 PM
Man, some of you people... I'm not a fan of cops but saying that they get off sexually by pushing you around purplehaze? that is retarded.... Saying that cops are mostly irresponsible? Some bogus story about a cop shootin someone in the head for no reason?

People... what the fuck do you think would be happening if we didn't have police? How would you fucks feel if your mother got raped and no one gave a shit about finding out who it was? Whats that? You'd go out and find the sick fuck and cut off his balls? Well I hope you have a fuckin laboratory to process the crime scene you fuck wits.

Platinum Plus
12-31-2006, 09:41 PM
CSI and Cops are 2 different things
without cops we could still catch murderers
cops do the work that's there at the moment
like people throwing dishes out windows cuz they're man cheated lol
but detectives do the finding out, and whne it comes to crime scene clues
that's up to the CSI's and shit you know?

deltron
12-31-2006, 09:46 PM
you been watchin too much tv.

lol i take it from the "dep" post youre from quebec?:rastasmoke:

BUDhha
12-31-2006, 10:25 PM
we need cops. period. no questions asked. like some of the people above said though just try not to freak out or act clearly suspicious and you should be ok.

Reefer Rogue
01-01-2007, 12:04 PM
There's no need for me to be nervous around cops in England, well unless i was pulled over and i had an O or a QB or something. Then it could get interesting. I think Americans have more rights regarding being searched, coz i was stopped and searched when i had weed on me and i told the cop, i don't consent to a warrentless search. He told me i'd been watching to many american movies... Well they did catch me and my friend smoking a joint so that was probable cause i guess. If i was in america and i had any amount of bud on me, even 0.1, i would keep my mouth shut and answer questions when i feel it would benefit me or not get me in trouble. I think it's a crime to lie to a cop but there's no crime in exercising your right to silence. You have the right not to incriminate yourself, use it!

spliffstar22
01-01-2007, 04:42 PM
i've been searched with a Half Pound on me and they still never found it....And i wasn't nervous at all.... I'm not scared of no fuckin pigs, all you have to do, if they do pull you over, or pull up somewhere with their cruiser is to make sure your in front of their car, so no matter what happens, it's all on camera...A cop once grabbed me behind the car, and held his fist to my face asking me if i wanted to get punched..... I told him to take me to the other fuckin side of the cruiser...and he didn't punch me, fuckin pigs.......

ValkyrieAg
01-02-2007, 10:12 AM
I have been in alot of situations where I could really get reamed by 'the system'. Bad things could have happened to be before i even got out of high school. Thankfully i got past that and got to college where I am semi-safe. I have been stopped while being 'very' illegal in more ways than one. I have calmed down as much as possible. I have never been arrested, which is very surprising. I feel my luck is about to run out. Cops=Ruin.

deltron
01-02-2007, 11:19 AM
i've been searched with a Half Pound on me and they still never found it....And i wasn't nervous at all.... I'm not scared of no fuckin pigs,


Did it hurt? To have that much weed in your ass?

Savako
01-02-2007, 11:28 AM
Cops integrate you in any way they feel is effective and because its their job. If nothin you did wrong besides what the cop felt you did then dont freak their not freakin' physic or all knowing, just good cops with charisma/persuasiveness as a confessional tool for the sake of ensuring safety to you and people around you; chill.

ShvenderHoot
01-02-2007, 02:28 PM
I've been fucking terrified of cops ever since I got caught with 5 joints (the cop only found 4, what a dumbass) and a pipe, got put on probation and fucked up my life for a year. If I was in Amsterdam, I could have the whole police force watching me toke a blunt and I would keep my cool. If only the weed were legal.

nikweiser
01-02-2007, 11:06 PM
ive smoked at the president of the portland polices house =]

psychocat
01-03-2007, 12:26 AM
Police are doing a job most people wouldn't or couldn't do and they take shit from halfwits who break the laws then wonder why the cops are hassling them.
If you don't break the law then the chances are you will never have to fear them (unless GW gets his police state) but since the majority of lawbreakers are sad fucks who don't get the principle of "do the crime, be prepared to do the time" then the police will always be your "enemy".
I was arrested last year for actual bodily harm and when they caught me I had 3 oz with me, I didn't try to fight or run simply because that would have gotten me nowhere and would only have made things worse. When they removed me from my home I asked them not to handcuff me and I would go without trouble and they didn't boher with the cuffs.
I live in the UK and I got a slap on the wrists in the form of a caution, I still believe it was because I put my hands up and didn't give them any shit that I got off so lightly.

I am never scared of cops and respect them for doing some realy horrible things that I couldn't do.
Telling a family thier loved one has been murdered can't be easy.
Dealing with rapists and kiddy fiddlers would just make me want to kill them so I wouldn't be a very good cop.
Respect !

graph
01-03-2007, 12:30 AM
cops say stuff like that becuase it gets them off to feel power over someone, they get off on there power, sexually, and thats all you need to know, usually there just trying to make up for lack of penis size or ability to get hard at all, sad but true.

This is the best post on this site. There should be no question about that.

MastaChronic
01-03-2007, 12:32 AM
ive smoked at the president of the portland polices house =]

which portland?
maine or oregon?

Platinum Plus
01-07-2007, 07:04 PM
you been watchin too much tv.

lol i take it from the "dep" post youre from quebec?:rastasmoke:


haha yeaa Le Depanneur <<< straight outta Laval

deltron
01-08-2007, 11:33 AM
that is good shit Platinum. i grew up in ottawa, but was able to buy alcohol at the tender age of 14 thanks to Depanneurs, haha.

nikweiser
01-09-2007, 02:08 AM
ive had to talk to 2 cops when i had a halfpound in a tacklebox.. i was pretty scared

young Hustla
01-09-2007, 10:12 AM
u just have to chill,if u act like u scared that means u got somthin to hide. if u got weed on u act normal. try to talk your way out . act like the pigs arfe your best friend. and they will leave u alone. dont act all nervous n shit. then they goin to fuck wit chu. but if u high u might as well say fuck it cuz ya ass is cought there is nothin u can do about it. jus pay your fines and wtvr.

ValkyrieAg
01-09-2007, 10:18 AM
i got searched the other day, i only had a lighter and ciggarettes on me. i was so fucking nervous ( keep in mind im only 13 ) i fucking hate cops,faggots.

What could possibly have occured in your life yet that could have possibly made you hate cops? Fukkin' kids these days.

smok3y
01-09-2007, 06:39 PM
heard that question so many times, proper response is "I'm not nervous sir, it's just that I got some asshole is blinding me with a flashlight in my face" :D
:D :D

I never get nervous when around cops, just gotta stay calm and chill out.. If you start getting paranoid they will notice it and start there usall crap, then they will search you.. Just be cool and it will be ok..

Ohh and also fuck the police!!:rastasmoke:

psychocat
01-09-2007, 07:51 PM
Fuck the police is such a dumbass kid sort of statement.
How many people here could honestly say they could deal with the scum of society and do the shit they do in our name?
Screw the lawmakers that keep cannabis illegal and free child killers and rapists but the cops, the old bill, the rozzers , believe me when I say you would have more cause to worry if they weren't there.
I am ever so antisocial and shooting certain members of our society would give me great pleasure and amuse me for hours , however those members of society need not worry since the law tells me I can't do it or I will get locked up for a very very long time and that prevents me from doing it.

Now if they would only make murder of beaurocrats legal I would be fine.

orangeman
01-09-2007, 07:54 PM
Well not yet I'm not. If you're like me you never really having over 5 grams with you when you are open to get confronted by the cops anyways and if you honestly believe in your mind that weed is not bad and has no reason to be illegal then you won't be nervous because you have done nothing wrong..also if you have a clean record like me then that might help with some of the nervousness because I know too much of nothing is gonna happen to me if I ever get busted lol!

smokeweedanddrank
01-09-2007, 08:43 PM
fuck the popo

blackbarbie
01-15-2007, 02:32 AM
actually one time i had to deal with the cops while high. i actually had to make the 911 call & everything, it was a pretty serious and panicky situation so even though it may have been obvious i just burned, it wasnt really that big a deal in that grand scheme of things. well the point of that story was that i had a dime on me but i was laid-back and nice (my regular personality anyway) so they had no reason to think anything.

stothelutz
01-15-2007, 04:32 AM
Fuck that being nice bull shit I have tried it twice and got fucked both times. I was as nice and helpful to the cops as I could possibly be and both times that booked me to the full extent. I can't wait to go to court Feb 5 because of the "helpful cops doing their job."

MacWQ33
01-15-2007, 05:23 AM
Fuck the police is such a dumbass kid sort of statement.


Sooo true....sooo fucking true. Little bitches...just can't deal with it, so they point blame.

biohazard
01-15-2007, 06:11 AM
cops fucking sketch me out... i think if i ever had to talk to a cop when i am baked he would know instantly... id be shitting bricks lol. i had a few... erm... bad experiences before with the 5-0 (not related to drugs).