GOD spreads his word...through t-shirts

[00Ampersand]

these are great to read while stoned:D...
~007~

[00Ampersand]

commentary: 1. I always knew Christianity was scary, but this is truely "nail" biting!"
2. So that's how it works? you pray and you live forever in a field of crosses? doesn't sound like fun.
3.Oh my, look out Atheists, the Christian soldiers are coming...for you!
4. Fuck X! Gimme a hit of the Word! Do those come in pill form?
5. Where in the Bible does Jesus slam-dunk Earth like some demented Shaq?
~007~

[GHoSToKeR]

aaaaaaahahahahahahaha

007 i dunno if youre religious or not, so if i offend you by saying this then i apologize, but - aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

[00Ampersand]

6. Christians: they absorb foul refridgerator-odors!
7.Nothing like a populist/pagan image of satan and his trident (alongside a mushroom cloud behind him) to get you to read the WORD!
8. Uncle Sam and Jesus should combine forces...together, they'd rule the world!!! Oh wait....
9. Almost as painful as American Eagle Outfitters.
10. Hahaha, I love how they have the four representatives of the Gospel.....and since they still needed to fit a spot, they figured "ahh what the hell. Tim payed his dues. Put him on Christ's dream team.
~007~

[00Ampersand]

what the hell do you think, ghost? :P
~007~

[The C]

I am, and Ghost toker im offended....

The C.

[GHoSToKeR]

lol but.. but... im too stoned to know if ur jokin or not

007 that was hilarious :D

[The C]

Actualy im not offended, but you may wanna put a warning in your subject.... That is if you want to be a sensative person.... or if you want more people to look, that is if you wanna go the full 9 yards.. (theres 9 memebrs in here.. get it?)

I am a chirstain, but im not relgious, so i agree with the comedic value of systematic degregation of a bleife system and the absurdness of the media in a hope to mass brainwash all the world, and it's almost working, cept were a little too "ahead of our game" for that. :P

Anyhow,
Yeah i was seriosuly wondering what you would post after reading mine, now im gonna smoke sum lint, ash and hopefully a small amount of my fave herb, brb.

The C

[00Ampersand]

alright, I see your point C


WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS MATURE SUBJECT MATTER AND MAY OFFEND YOUNGER AUDIENCE MEMBERS. VIEWER DISCRETION REQUIRED.

~007~

[GHoSToKeR]

alright, I see your point C


WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS MATURE SUBJECT MATTER AND MAY OFFEND YOUNGER AUDIENCE MEMBERS. VIEWER DISCRETION REQUIRED.

~007~
lol, thats like saying "look out" to someone right after they got hit by a bus...

[00Ampersand]

would teach them right...if people wanna be content pussies, they should look at threads like some people check out women...from the bottom to the top :P less harmful for them (especially in the "checking-out women" scenario...ever start talking to a woman then your eyes get pulled into her breasts, like a tractor beam??:D) haha
~007~

[The C]

Ha ha, and thus.. Props!

The C

[00Ampersand]

www.choiceshirts.com....this is the original site...go to "christian" shirts :D
~007~

[clevemire]

LOL Team Jesus!!!!! Man, that's funny!

[sawleaf]

I am a Christian, but I am not offended. You are entitled to your opinions as is everyone. I would never wear one of those t-shirts although I do find them somewhat amusing. :)

[RESiNATE]

I'm not religious lol

"In God we trust...everyone else pays cash!"

"Err, yeah, I'm buying it on behalf of God, put it on his tab" :D

lol

[Humboldt215]

since this topic is 'adult' oriented...

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

after the page loads, scroll the mouse over the label that says 'products'
and make sure to check out the baby jesus, jackhammer jesus, judas and the rest

full descriptions for each item


---- ya I know its wrong :p :p

[never 2 much]

lol, thats like saying "look out" to someone right after they got hit by a bus...
LMAO :p

[never 2 much]

would teach them right...if people wanna be content pussies, they should look at threads like some people check out women...from the bottom to the top :P less harmful for them (especially in the "checking-out women" scenario...ever start talking to a woman then your eyes get pulled into her breasts, like a tractor beam??:D) haha
~007~
i hate when guys do that shit...
good point babe! :D

[Torog]

since this topic is 'adult' oriented...

http://www.divine-interventions.com/

after the page loads, scroll the mouse over the label that says 'products'
and make sure to check out the baby jesus, jackhammer jesus, judas and the rest

full descriptions for each item


---- ya I know its wrong :p :p
Howdy Humboldt215,

Lord have Mercy !:eek:

There's a special place in Hell ...for folks that use them things !

People sure can be twisted these days !

Have a good one...Torog

[Humboldt215]

Hello Torog

Ya, I believe its more of a site for sexually wild agnostics & the sort :P

definately not household items for God fearing great American' such as us.
(if your not religous, excuse my pagan god comment towards ya :P )

But it does have a definate comical value which in itself is bad enough; but to actually use 1 of these items will surely get you into the flaming pits of hell.
wether that be the true hades with fire & brimstone, or a eternity at the ACLU.


I've read alot of your post' Torog, I cant say I agree with all your views but you have definately made me re-think on some issues. And isnt that the whole objective?


Toke on Bro!


H215 :D

[Torog]

Hello Torog

Ya, I believe its more of a site for sexually wild agnostics & the sort :P

definately not household items for God fearing great American' such as us.
(if your not religous, excuse my pagan god comment towards ya :P )

But it does have a definate comical value which in itself is bad enough; but to actually use 1 of these items will surely get you into the flaming pits of hell.
wether that be the true hades with fire & brimstone, or a eternity at the ACLU.


I've read alot of your post' Torog, I cant say I agree with all your views but you have definately made me re-think on some issues. And isnt that the whole objective?


Toke on Bro!


H215 :D
Howdy H215,

You state:" I've read alot of your post' Torog, I cant say I agree with all your views but you have definately made me re-think on some issues. And isnt that the whole objective? "

That's mighty gracious of ya Humboldt,thanx ! I ain't insisting on anyone changing their opinion,but I dang sure believe that all opinions need to be heard..and if we have to agree to disagree..we should be able to act like grown-ups and continue to respect everyone's right to their opinion..don't ya agree ? I try to keep an open mind..and be humble enough to be able to learn from others and gain wisdom,by doing so. However..this here's one stubborn Texan..two things about me that I will never change-my love for God and His Son,Jesus Christ..and my love for America ! Dang..I forgot to add..the love that I have for my daughter..and the love that I have for marihoochie !

I just gotta say..if that pic is of your garden...Yeeehhhaaawww !! You deserve a great big Blue Ribbon ! I can only hope and pray-that I too,can grow God's most blessed wildflower-as well as you ! :D

Have a good one....Torog :D

[Ammie]

lol, thats like saying "look out" to someone right after they got hit by a bus...


lmfao u boys are just to much :D:D i love it ;)

[00Ampersand]

HAHA, hum...I finally visited that site
jackhammer jesus: Feet first, fool!
LOL
~007~

[Imotep]

theres a special place for you in hell 00&.

is there a place in hell for napalm bombers? just wondering...coz man, for a minute there i though blowing the shit out of people in the name of fredom was worse than fucking your own arse with a jesus statue.

anyway, theres always been a market there for soft religious icons.
ever noticed on sunday morning that the figurines in church had the rough edges ground down?

get high on the word? yes, i believe there is a suppository lol

[RESiNATE]

hehehe...Imotep!

Like, there were two Nuns in a bath, and one said; "Where's the soap?"
The other one said;"Yes, it does, doesn't it!"

lol


for a minute there i though blowing the shit out of people in the name of fredom was worse than fucking your own arse with a jesus statue.

:rolleyes:
Welcome to your 'special place'..lmaooo

[GHoSToKeR]

Like, there were two Nuns in a bath, and one said; "Where's the soap?"
The other one said;"Yes, it does, doesn't it!"

hahahaha

[Imotep]

yes it does doesnt it lmao. :)