The preperations for smoking thread

[Eshelmen]

Ok so uh, basically i wanna know what you guys have to go through in order to have the best smoke session
from getting spray to shutting windows, to whatever..

Usually for me now, i blaze in my room.. i have the door shut, window open and shades closed. I have blankets blocking air by the door and incense burning haha.
or if noones home i smoke all day yada yada yada

If you guys have somewhere nice you guys smoke at or something..
POST IT
i wanna know

[LittLeWinG]

Lmao i have a big preperation time.

For knowledge, i get high at about 12am-2am everynight.

1.First, i get all my stuff ready....including lighter, bowl, bong, weed etc.
2.Then i put it all into one convinent weed carry bag.
3.I then turn off my lights and try and make it look like im in bed by putting pillows and shit in the right position....and making it non sus at the same time.
4.Then i open my blinds and open my window and put my bag and bong on the desk next to the window.
5.I then turn off the lights (so if parentals get up they will think i am sleeping) and climb through the window and close it.
6.THEN i take all my stuff about 50 metres away from the house and sit behind a cool tree.
7. Then i have a cigarette
8. Then i smoke bowls and get HIGH AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.
9.Then i have another cigarette.
10. Then, with my awesome ninja skillz, i sneak back into my room, pull down the blinds, hide all my stuff, spray myself with deodorant, chew some gum, and use clear eyes if i have some and if i think it is nessassery.
11. Then i chill the fuck out, play ps2 or w/e then go 2 sleep.


IT IS CURRENTLY 11.45 PM and i am waiting for my drunk dad to fuck offf to bed so i can have a cig and a toke.

:mad:!

[dankman]

i get my tin go to my garage pack a bowl in ye olde bong and then twitch and scratch my balls for an hour or 2:weedpoke:

[Frivolous248]

Lmao i have a big preperation time.

For knowledge, i get high at about 12am-2am everynight.

1.First, i get all my stuff ready....including lighter, bowl, bong, weed etc.
2.Then i put it all into one convinent weed carry bag.
3.I then turn off my lights and try and make it look like im in bed by putting pillows and shit in the right position....and making it non sus at the same time.
4.Then i open my blinds and open my window and put my bag and bong on the desk next to the window.
5.I then turn off the lights (so if parentals get up they will think i am sleeping) and climb through the window and close it.
6.THEN i take all my stuff about 50 metres away from the house and sit behind a cool tree.
7. Then i have a cigarette
8. Then i smoke bowls and get HIGH AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.
9.Then i have another cigarette.
10. Then, with my awesome ninja skillz, i sneak back into my room, pull down the blinds, hide all my stuff, spray myself with deodorant, chew some gum, and use clear eyes if i have some and if i think it is nessassery.
11. Then i chill the fuck out, play ps2 or w/e then go 2 sleep.


IT IS CURRENTLY 11.45 PM and i am waiting for my drunk dad to fuck offf to bed so i can have a cig and a toke.

:mad:!

Damn, thats a lot of trouble to go through!

First I set the mood, black light-ON, lava lamp-ON, mushroom lamp-ON, lights-OFF, TV-OFF.

What I do, is get my stash out and whatever I'm usin' to smoke. If I'm doin' gravs I gotta get this pitcher from the kitchen, its been in my room lately though. If I use my bubbler, I got water handy in my mini-fridge.

So I sit at my PC desk, pack a bowl, roll a jay, whatever. I open 1 of two windows, it varies...Then I smoke out the window, I do this anywhere from 9-11pm depending on the situation. Weekdays I do it earlier 'cause my parents are in bed earlier.

Really I only gotta worry 'bout my mom. My dad is fine with my tokin' really, he's been in my room a time or two after I smoked and was like "Are you stoned?" but not in a negative way, he was just like "*SNIFF* *SNIFF* I smell reefer!" in a joking manner. I still don't like to be bothered while I toke really, so I do hide it from him somewhat, by keeping my lights off and staying quiet so he's less likely to come in.

My mom I really don't gotta worry about, she's always in bed early and stays in bed. I don't even try to cover the smell nowadays, I open a window and blow the smoke out, but really my room will smell either way so I just make sure I don't get it so stinky it'll reek the next morning.

[gee]

i used to blaze in my room, but once i got my timing all messed up and got caught, when my pops came upstairs.

a sure proof way to not get cought it this, as i've been doing for an year

1. get ur bong, weed, liter, into the bathroom + open the window. get the bong ready w/ water and pack it.

2. when u r taking ur hit, turn on the water so they dont hear the liter.

3. make sure u blow all ur smoke out the window and none of it blows back.

4. repeat as many times as nesaccary

5. spill bong water into toilet, put bong in its bag and slide+bowl in another, go to ur room and put everything away

6. optional step - take shower to COMPLETELY kill any remaining odors.

[emkid420]

I have a roof right outside my room. So I usually wait for my dad to atleast go to his room, not nessisarily sleep. When I smoke on my roof I usually smoke joints. So I roll up a nice joint, put a jacket on and just chill on the roof for awhile. Its real nice.

[gee]

^thats cool

how do you the on the roof though? mission it out the window?

[Matt the Funk]

Well for when my parents are home.
1. Gather all materials and go to bathroom.
2.Turn on Shower and pack a bowl. Place wet towel under the door and open up window as well.
3.Smoke 2-3 bowls, blowing smoke into a towel.
4.Shower.
5.Take supplies back to my room.
6.Enjoy the high with some music.

[emkid420]

^thats cool

how do you the on the roof though? mission it out the window?

well its right outside a window in my room. I just step right out. Its real chill. although sometimes its pretty freaky late at night, cause its like a 30 feet fall.

[Eshelmen]

well its right outside a window in my room. I just step right out. Its real chill. although sometimes its pretty freaky late at night, cause its like a 30 feet fall.
thats pretty legit to me
right on

[Iggmasta]

1. light the insense to cover up smell and open window next to my bed
2. carefully select my smoke from my collection (usually 3-5 strains)
3. get cigarettes, lighter, and Nick Cannon (my bong)
4. put on a movie
5. sit in my bed and smoke some weed
6. smoke a celebratory cigarette
7. wait an hour or so and repeat

[bulletz144]

I usually smoke up around 5-6pm in the afternoon.

1. I take out my bong.

2. Put bong behind desk, load up a bowl in it, sometimes put ice in it.

3. Smoke the bowl and blow it through a doob tube out my window(so if it blows back in(which is has done many a times before and nearly has gotten me booked) it smells like laundry.

4. After, put the bong behind the desk again, ditch the ashes, load up another bown.

5. repeat 5-6 times.

6. Put it all away and listen to music, if my room reaks a bit spray some axe.

[marvelous22]

Well it depends, if i wanna neck a L before i go to bed all i do is make sure my mom is sleeping, then check on my dad which he will probly be in the living room, then i get my lighter and my weed go in my batherroom break it up, then go out in the yard turn the lights off and just bllaze i sit there for about20 minutes looking at the door,then i pop some gum in my mouth and make a b line for my room.

[ATrain]

Few quick steps....

~ (Assuming I'm smoking in my room) Lock door and stuff housecoat under door.
~ Light a stick of incense.
~ Crack a window
~ Jump in my recliner, start the movie and start hitting it.

Keep it smooth people :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke: :rastasmoke:

[MVilleToker]

I have the house 2 my self, most of the time ; plus my moms know i smoke so no hiding it. Usually , i just take out my sac , twizt 1 up , lock the doors , and procede 2 smoke.

[Kid Dynamite]

When im having my evening smoke, i go out into the garden and feed my pigs, so i dont have it hanging over me. Then i grab a nice cold drink from downstairs, maybe get a bit of ice, then i head upstairs, roll one up, smoke it and chill out in front of a dvd or online.

[Hunternora]

Does smoking a cig really help the high? Sigh, I don't really want to get addicted to another tar.

[gee]

Does smoking a cig really help the high? Sigh, I don't really want to get addicted to another tar.

what the fuck are saying you idiot?

first off all, weed isnt addicting, (not including if its a habit)

2nd, its not "a tar", thats just the stupidest thing i've ever heard. anything smoked contains tar, but weed contains MUCH less than cigs

now get the fuck outta here

[Shrapnel]

Right outside my window is the roof, so I usually just climb out of my window, and smoke a joint on my roof. There's a certain spot on my roof where at night even if you're on the ground looking directly at the spot, you won't be able to see anything because its completely dark. Sometimes I'm too lazy to do all of that, so I just pack a bowl on my window cill, blow out the window, light some 420 brand incense (which is made for covering up smoke), listen to some music, and pass out.

[Willard_420]

When I blaze at home in my room?

1) Close the door
2) Put the towel at the bottom of the door to absorb smoke from going outside.
3) Turn on lava lamp (oozes in like 5 mins!!)
4) Pull out the bong:
-If I'm scared of company around my door, I use a silent homemade bong.
-If I'm aight and doing whatever with no worries, I use my glass bong Papa Smurf.
5) Walk out, fill it to desire. It's a VERY low stem. its perfect, it requires hardly any water. But when you do that, bowls are VERY harsh so I fill it up to a higher desire.
6) Pull out my tin (full of about 3gs of grinded weed at a time, with my kief being collected), my lighter (black bic lighter), my clear eyes (just in case, and it feels good when I'm high and it doesn't take my high away), and grab a coke from the fridge (my favorite beverage).
7) Collect it on my desk
8) Pack a bowl or popper
9) Blaze it on my bed in my room.
10) Turn on the TV after first bowl or popper :)

10 steps to my average day, it's what a naturally do.

[Hunternora]

what the fuck are saying you idiot?

first off all, weed isnt addicting, (not including if its a habit)

2nd, its not "a tar", thats just the stupidest thing i've ever heard. anything smoked contains tar, but weed contains MUCH less than cigs

now get the fuck outta here

You are the dumbest fucker I know... It's called sarcasm, now stop blowing your dad and get a life. First there is tar in marijuana when smoked, read up you douche. Secondly like it or not the act of smoking marijuana is addicting, the substance its self is not. Now seriously, show some respect, no one likes trolls.

[Mosiah]

I get everything I must do that day out of the way first.. My homework, any chores I may or may not be asked to do, make sure my areas of the house are tidy, then I whip out whatever bag I got that day and...

I get a whiff of it... Mmm..

Then I introduce the weed to my smoking medium. Usualy a jay. I get my jay ready, store any leftover weed, double check to make sure I've taken care of my responsibilities, then smoke up the joint.

After the joint, I generaly eat the seeds and get something to sip on so my throat doesnt get dry, then find an activity to do that evening.

[Bob the Awesome]

Well, depends on the situation.

If I'm home alone, grab my bong/bowl, weed, lighter, and dryer-sheet tube, and sit upstairs in front of my computer and smoke however much and for however long I feel like.

If my brother's home, I'll smoke bongs/bowls in the basement. I'll sometimes roll joints/blunts if I feel like really getting blazed alone, but I always smoke those out in the garage.

If my mom's home, either I'll leave to smoke with friends, go down the street near this big tree around an abandoned home, or stealth smoke a bowl in the basement. Generally I don't smoke when my mom's around, now that I'm in college and we're not around each other much.

Afterwards, dryer sheets/febreeze, eye drops, wash my hands to get rid of the smell. Grab a drink, hop on my laptop, and generally come here <<

[Hunternora]

You are the dumbest fucker I know... It's called sarcasm, now stop blowing your dad and get a life. First there is tar in marijuana when smoked, read up you douche. Secondly like it or not the act of smoking marijuana is addicting, the substance its self is not. Now seriously, show some respect, no one likes trolls.

I figured I better support my claims. Yes you said the act of smoking is addicting, fine, thus my comment was truthful.

Now for tar, look up any paper on marijuana effects on the lungs (you're not worth the 15 seconds me me posting the link), and EVERY finding will say that a joint contains 3-6 times the amount of tar as a single cig. Now obviously people smoke a lot more than one cig, but still, the tar is there regardless. The fact that we hold the smoke in our lungs for a much greater time also doesn't help.
Again my comment holds true.


Sorry for the double post.

[granola724]

I always smoke at least once a day. since I live with my parents its a little hard in the middle of the day. I mostly just say that I'm going to walk my dog and go and grab my bowl. But at night....

1. shut the door
2. get everything ready
3. open the window and trun on ceiling fan
4. smoke a bowl or my bubbeler
5. listne to music for a few hours or just chill

(my life revolves around this process)

[bulletz144]

I figured I better support my claims. Yes you said the act of smoking is addicting, fine, thus my comment was truthful.

Now for tar, look up any paper on marijuana effects on the lungs (you're not worth the 15 seconds me me posting the link), and EVERY finding will say that a joint contains 3-6 times the amount of tar as a single cig. Now obviously people smoke a lot more than one cig, but still, the tar is there regardless. The fact that we hold the smoke in our lungs for a much greater time also doesn't help.
Again my comment holds true.


Sorry for the double post.

No need to troll, but since your being a buzzkill and trolling, i miswell correct you on something.

Holding the smoke in your lungs IS bad for your lungs, however, with marijuana, there is absolutely no reason to, nearly all the THC is absorbed instantly, only a very small amount isnt and that would probably absorb in less than a second.

[LuckyNiner]

Pretty much every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, after class (about 1:00), my buddy Adam comes over. Fill up whichever bong we're using that day, ice if we feel like it, put in Dark Side or something of the sort, and proceed to blaze, usually about a gram. Parents don't get home until late evening, so we'll smoke, listen to music, play guitar and chill out for an hour or two, then smoke some more and call someone up.

It's a definite ritual.

I smoke every night, same shit as the rest of you still living at home. Wet towel under the door, window open, incense, music, etc.

Good times.

[Eshelmen]

you guys ever smoke so much in your room you forget where you are??
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[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Put water in bong.

load bowl.

blaze.

or roll a spliff.. i dont really have any "preperations".. might make a trippy playlist of music on my pc to smoke to before hand but thats about it

[MechAnimal]

If its at night and Im at home, i leave my computer chair, go chop up if need be, if not water Tim (my bong) grab my mix bowl and head out my back door to my back porch and toke up.

If its during the day, i head down 5 houses to my gf's house and toke up in her room, get high and fuck.


Its good being me :D

[sL1Ck]

i use to think that once i got out of the house that it would be the high life 24/7... but college is just as tricky as smokin at home when you live in the dorms

1. sit at my desk and roll up a blunt
2. spray the entire room down with febreeze*the RA lives right across the hall, so my room always has to be smellin legit*
3. walk outside and scout where the least people are walking... this can be tricky because its a college campus, so you always have random ass people strollin by.. so you have to be real legit with stories and actions at all times
4. smoke half the blunt with my buddy, then we relocate, because if someone did narc you out, then the campus security will be lookin for you there
5. re-light the blunt at the new spot
6. clear eyes, axe, mint, wave jacket around and rub out my hair*so much smoke scent gets caught in your hair, always make sure to run your hands through your hair to get the smell out
7. walk past the front desk and strike a little conversation with them so i dont look shady as fuck
8. get up to the room, put the jacket under the bed, change clothes, more febreeze
9. leave the room for a while

For all you guys goin off to school next year, i will tell you that cops have been called on us because 4 of us when out and smoked, then we came back in and sat in the dorm, and some random person walking by the hallway said they smelled the room and it smelled like we were burnin in there... which is fuckin bs, so we got the heads up, and we had to split out the backdoor as cops were commin to check us out.
Whatever you do if they get called, just remember, NEVER EVER EVER EVER answere you door or make noise, they CANT just come into your room, you have to open it. They can only come in if it reeks, but if the door is closed it wont, so if you get caught by suprise, its time to play that silent game

[pixel]

at home:
1. shut my door
2. open my window
3. load bong
4. smoke out of my window
5. be high

at school:
1. shut my door
2. towel under the door
3. spray my smoke-odor exterminator (fuck axe that shit is more sketchy than smelling like weed, who puts axe on when their sittin at home or in the middle of the night come on)
4. put the window fan in the window
5. smoke out of my window
6. be high

[JeenYuss]

wake up

call my beaner brother

find ride

arrive at his house

walk in

receive bowl/blunt/bong/joint being passed around:rasta:

enjoy rest of rotation:rastasmoke:

conversate with beaners about finding something to do that day

enjoy HIGH...:D

[bubblebrain8]

1. roll joint
2. wait for parents to go to sleep
3. make food
4. use some eyedrops (i do this when im sober cause i cant do it when im high)
5. (if its summer) take off shirt, (if its winter) put on jacket
6. go outside and smoke
7. come in
8. wash hands
9. (summer) put shirt back on, (winter) take jacket off
10. spray some deoderant (not allot)
11. come online/play PS2......eat.....with some chilling tunes

[exiled247]

well, back in the day when i still lived at home i used to roll a j and then go out into the backyard and smoke it. lucky for me my mom wasn't in my business all that much... now that i'm on my own, i light up in my bathroom with the exhaust on or go to my room and open a window. granted i have a place of my own, but i don't want my place reaking of bud!

[Ivy]

Well, I live alone. I don't have to hide the smell on a regular basis. However, occasionally, people drop by. Some of them aren't 420 friendly. So, once a day, or every other day, I use Renuzit Super Odor Neutralizer. It's safe to use on fabric, and carpet. And of course, it's a good air freshener. Good to have around.

I do have a little pre smoking ritual. I light some incense and/or scented candles. Have some music playing. Sit down, relax, and blaze!

[canuck grower]

I almost always burn Nag Champa incense because it smells so good, and even better mixed with good pot. If I'm alone I'll probably listen to music (lots of punk rock and classic rock most of the time) or watch some tv shows or a movie. Surfing the web is fun, reading digg and what not.

[Jimbob1310]

man u guys all hit tha bong, show some love for tha bowl huh?

1. wet towel under door - i have 2 turtles that reek royal dick so that masks about 90% of the smell anyways
2. pack a bowl
3. point room fan outward (sucks all smoke out)
4. open top section of window
5. juss blaze.
6. clear eyes, gum, axe
7. chill......

[Jimbob1310]

oh man after i blaze, i forgot, i watch the greatist show known to man


ROBOT CHICKEN

i laugh for 4 hours straight.

[Greenhit]

When solo I pack my pipe, peel an orange, walk out on my deck and puff puff. I immediately walk in and eat the orange to kill the aftertaste (hate it) then I go play video games like battlefield2142.

[lil josh]

i have to roll a joint open a window put clothes at the bottom of my door smoke the joint close the window

[DarkHorse014]

1. Check to see if mom is away or sleeping
2. Pack Bowl, Get Liter, etc.
3. Then shove a towel under door
4. Open up window
5. Take hits and blow smoke out of the window
6. after every bowl i just chill out my recliner and hang out, and watch tv(or music) for about 5 mins.
7. Then repeat until nessceary
8. then get my window fan and spray some febreze

It works..........

[apHytHiaTe]

I used to toke in my bathroom before I moved to a different house. I'd wait till mum was in bed, then go in, have a hitter/bowl or whatever I wanted, but only after I turned on the shower. I made a practice of blowing smoke in the shower water, like a reverse bong i guess... and then I'd have the best shower in the world, spaced out and ripped off my can.

Now, I either rip a hitter in my room when no-one's home (and ghost it-don't do that too often) or I'll tell mom I'm going outside to smoke my pipe at night before bed and go on the porch and puff it up.

[five0addict]

sit on my couch
pack a bowl from the pill jar next to the bong
pick up the bong off the living room table
pull the lighter out the top of the bong
blaze
suck the ash through
replace lighter
replace bong
replace mind

[MaryjaneAndHashley]

i use to think that once i got out of the house that it would be the high life 24/7... but college is just as tricky as smokin at home when you live in the dorms

1. sit at my desk and roll up a blunt
2. spray the entire room down with febreeze*the RA lives right across the hall, so my room always has to be smellin legit*
3. walk outside and scout where the least people are walking... this can be tricky because its a college campus, so you always have random ass people strollin by.. so you have to be real legit with stories and actions at all times
4. smoke half the blunt with my buddy, then we relocate, because if someone did narc you out, then the campus security will be lookin for you there
5. re-light the blunt at the new spot
6. clear eyes, axe, mint, wave jacket around and rub out my hair*so much smoke scent gets caught in your hair, always make sure to run your hands through your hair to get the smell out
7. walk past the front desk and strike a little conversation with them so i dont look shady as fuck
8. get up to the room, put the jacket under the bed, change clothes, more febreeze
9. leave the room for a while

For all you guys goin off to school next year, i will tell you that cops have been called on us because 4 of us when out and smoked, then we came back in and sat in the dorm, and some random person walking by the hallway said they smelled the room and it smelled like we were burnin in there... which is fuckin bs, so we got the heads up, and we had to split out the backdoor as cops were commin to check us out.
Whatever you do if they get called, just remember, NEVER EVER EVER EVER answere you door or make noise, they CANT just come into your room, you have to open it. They can only come in if it reeks, but if the door is closed it wont, so if you get caught by suprise, its time to play that silent game

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwww

id get soooooooooooo paranoid if i had all that pressure when toking. seriously, its like if you're plannin a murder man!!

[PdoubleOTY]

umm if im out smoking with other people, i dont really have preperations, i just smoke..buttt if im making a trip out or somewhere where i will be chillin for a while, i usually make sure i have a big cup of ice water or sweet tea with ice, my good spoon or a phat ass bong, some good music, and sour patch kids! best fucking candy ever...my favorite is smoking at my friend becca's apartment cuase she has a record player with grateful dead albums, the best of Cream, tom petty, all sorts of good shit..its fun as hell to listne to that shit while we smoke on her couch

[canuck grower]

Yeah I agree. At university I would go to my buddy's dorm room when I had a couple hours off or after I was done classes and we would sit in his room, listen to Zeppelin and hit a good sized bong (12-14" tall). We'd blow the smoke out the window and that was that. He might spray some deo. RA lived a couple doors down. Then again I'm in BC, where are you? Weed is pretty socially accepted here.

[NewYork.Stoner]

Here is what i do.

1. Wait for mom to come home.
2. Call mom into bedroom.
3. Pass her the pipe.
4. She hits it then passes it back and says thanks and later

[PdoubleOTY]

Here is what i do.

1. Wait for mom to come home.
2. Call mom into bedroom.
3. Pass her the pipe.
4. She hits it then passes it back and says thanks and later



that's bitchin....my mom would be so chill if she toked

[NewYork.Stoner]

man me and my mom are party buddy's its fun as hell , we'll come home shit faced drunk n shit

[SteelerStoner]

i didnt usually smoke in my house partly cuz i thought my dad wasnt chill with it but now i know that he is :) i just blaze in my room freebreeze it chillllllllll

[Way2many]

First i grab a soda, pop in some tunes, open the windows roll up and finally smoke.

[gee]

^ holy fuck bro, 18 steps.

i am REALLY fucked right now i just toked 2 bongs after a 12 days broke after a heavy period of abusing weed, too much for a 16 year old at least.

heres how to avoid getting booked burning in a bathroom with no parents on the same floor, maybe they cud even be there cuz this works good and u cud improvise ur own plans

anyways in the shower i had a random thought about how to avoid getting booked. i thought about how parents can catch kids. To be specific, parents could sense the smell through the normal 5 senses which are aboviously hearing, seeing, smelling, feeling, and i forgot the 5th one

smell keep the smoke out and clear your bong in 1 toke, only leave the window opened to a crack & blow it out making sure none blows back. and if it stil smells a bit, just spray a smidegon of ur fav cologne, or air freshner < a nice one not cheap

hearing flush the toilet when opening the blinds and window. then turn on the tap water and take ur hit and blow it out. repeat as many X as nesacary

feeling prity sure thay aint gonna be feeling you in a locked bathroom

sessing ur parents watch u pee?

[slpntrx5]

gee, are you high right now? lol


anyway, here's my usual to-do:

1. light 2-3 sticks of Nag Champa
2. pack a bowl in my spoon "Squidward"
3. open at least 1 window (i have 3)
4. turn on the tunes
5. smoke & blow through a doob tube
6. put my shit away, take a shower if necessary & brush my teeth
7. visine, avoid the parents, and enjoy the high!