What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

[moorephened]

I have a good friend who I consider it tradition to by something ganja related every XMAS.

The problem is he has everything, he's been collecting paraphernalia for 15 years and has at least one of everything.

I wanted to get him hash because I know he can never find any but I can't either so that seems out.

Buying him weed is pointless because he is the source of the stickiest in town anyway.


Anyone have any ideas?

[ToDrunkToFish]

Well 15 years is alot, but it seems theres always a new sort of pipe out there that he may not have. My friend brought over Clear Rolling Papers over and my buddy who is 30ish has been smoking a long time has never seen them.

Umm... at my loca headshop there is a pvc pipe type thing that is like 6 feet long lol. Possible longer it takes up a whole friggin wall.

Theres also these 'Blunt' pipes here too, im not sure how they work but I hear its alot like a blunt cause the pipe sucks out the ashes or somthin like that. They sell really well from what I hear.

Uhh I dunno peace.

[Inferius]

There is more to being a stoner than just drugs and paraphernalia.

Like music. Or anything related to it.

Or maybe trip toys? Or one of those projectors that turns a dark room into a full map of every star we can see... That'd be a bad ass stoner present.

[ToDrunkToFish]

Ah true dat ^ ^ ^

Theres some kick ass posters here.

http://www.lapopart.com/productdetail.asp?Ident=60

And if you keep lookin theres two Bob Marley ones with his most famous song lyrics. Also some other nice ones you might like. I always wanted to get one.

[daima]

give to me my time and money
give to me my milk and honey
give to me my self respect
golden chains around my neck
give to me my super models
corporate jet and champagne bottles
get me out there on the town
let me spread my wealth around

I could learn to love this life i lead
just dont take away the things i need
i feel rosey in the pink
please dont make me stop and think
all those dark thoughts in my head
seem like better left unsaid
give it to me
give it to me
right now

Give to me my latest fashion
make my love a burnin passion
give to me my charm and wit
keep my body young and fit
give to mt my haute contura
give the world a cancer cure
serve my breaskfast au fresco
let the wine and liquor flow

I can search for truth someother time
but right now i just want to get whats mine
let the gangsters rule the streets
while teachers try to make ends meet
i despise all beeding hearts
i dont patronize the arts

give it to me
give it to me
right now

Give to me my Aspen winter
sorry about the world trade center
i cant help the ones in need
i got my own mouth to feed
give to me my playboy channel
some killer weed and sheets of flannel
lay me down upon my bed
pleasant dreams to fill my head

Just look at what this world is coming to
and there aint one damn thing that i can do
i aint got a leg to stand on
i dont have a net to land on
i dont have the face of power
i dont have the extra hour

Give it to me
give it to me
give it to me, right now

Give to me my tax cut outsource
build me my own private golf course
The Dixie Chicks can kiss my ass
but i still need that backstage pass
Give to me my NASDAQ numbers
intel shares and e-trade blunders
soldiers to defend my freedom
and a trip on Valium if i need'em

merry christmas
dai*ma:stoned:

[smok3y]

Just get him a new bong or pipe:rastabong: :pipe:

[daima]

Just get him a new bong or pipe:rastabong: :pipe:


i wuz thinkun that maybe instead of getting a person who "has everything", something, he/she should give those who have nothing something.

I'll take having a great feeling over giving to those who have it all, any day.:jointsmile:

dai*ma:stoned:

[yoda]

you could get him some kind of room decoration or poster. i bought my best-friend and his girl this frog guy. hes got chink eyes, and a loaded bowl packed(it even has green in it, with red color as if it were cherried). and on this lttle wood part of it, it says 'toad-ley stoned'.

[Zoosh]

Anal beads.
Kiddin'.
But i saw the legendary photo of bob marley tokin' on a joint and it was painted on canvas it was amazing, for only £15 but some biatch beat me to it.
Thats the kind of present a stoner wnats.

[napolitana869]

a hooker




not really though you wouldnt want your friend to catch something nasty

[higher4hockey]

swipe the get out of jail free card from a monopoly game and give him that.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Get him a sweet weed shirt. I always love those..

[moorephened]

There is more to being a stoner than just drugs and paraphernalia.




Understood, but at this point it's tradition between us. Thanks for your suggestions though.

[moorephened]

Well 15 years is alot, but it seems theres always a new sort of pipe out there that he may not have. My friend brought over Clear Rolling Papers over and my buddy who is 30ish has been smoking a long time has never seen the

Thats it!

I'm certain he doesn't have any clear papers. I'll get him those and some DVDs or somthing.

THANK YOU!

[orangeman]

Get him a marijuana t-shirt :p. It's the thought that counts! I wish some one would buy me that shirt I seen where it says "who says money doesn't grow on trees" with a flowering cannabis plant in the middle of the pic. That was pretty genius if you ask me :D.

[Skink]

A bj...

[Pezzo]

Ah true dat ^ ^ ^

Theres some kick ass posters here.

http://www.lapopart.com/productdetail.asp?Ident=60

And if you keep lookin theres two Bob Marley ones with his most famous song lyrics. Also some other nice ones you might like. I always wanted to get one.

u mean that? lol, ye thats kwl

[usedchemicals]

get him a nice fucking gas mask, those never get old

[daima]

Understood, but at this point it's tradition between us. Thanks for your suggestions though.

geez, i guess we are lucky that your tradition isnt lynching black folks:rastasmoke:

dai*ma:stoned:

[TheSmokingMonkey]

Well.... maybe you could get him a cookbook, and write in "weed" in every recipe.

[Skink]

This may be off the wall but,,,why does it have to involve pot??? Obviously he don't need it...

[ukmonkey]

I say a compilation of trippy music