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    #1
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    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    I have a good friend who I consider it tradition to by something ganja related every XMAS.

    The problem is he has everything, he's been collecting paraphernalia for 15 years and has at least one of everything.

    I wanted to get him hash because I know he can never find any but I can't either so that seems out.

    Buying him weed is pointless because he is the source of the stickiest in town anyway.


    Anyone have any ideas?
    moorephened Reviewed by moorephened on . What do you get for the stoner that has everything? I have a good friend who I consider it tradition to by something ganja related every XMAS. The problem is he has everything, he's been collecting paraphernalia for 15 years and has at least one of everything. I wanted to get him hash because I know he can never find any but I can't either so that seems out. Buying him weed is pointless because he is the source of the stickiest in town anyway. Anyone have any ideas? Rating: 5

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    #2
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    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    Well 15 years is alot, but it seems theres always a new sort of pipe out there that he may not have. My friend brought over Clear Rolling Papers over and my buddy who is 30ish has been smoking a long time has never seen them.

    Umm... at my loca headshop there is a pvc pipe type thing that is like 6 feet long lol. Possible longer it takes up a whole friggin wall.

    Theres also these 'Blunt' pipes here too, im not sure how they work but I hear its alot like a blunt cause the pipe sucks out the ashes or somthin like that. They sell really well from what I hear.

    Uhh I dunno peace.

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    #3
    Senior Member

    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    There is more to being a stoner than just drugs and paraphernalia.

    Like music. Or anything related to it.

    Or maybe trip toys? Or one of those projectors that turns a dark room into a full map of every star we can see... That'd be a bad ass stoner present.

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    #4
    Senior Member

    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    Ah true dat ^ ^ ^

    Theres some kick ass posters here.

    http://www.lapopart.com/productdetail.asp?Ident=60

    And if you keep lookin theres two Bob Marley ones with his most famous song lyrics. Also some other nice ones you might like. I always wanted to get one.

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    #5
    Senior Member

    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    give to me my time and money
    give to me my milk and honey
    give to me my self respect
    golden chains around my neck
    give to me my super models
    corporate jet and champagne bottles
    get me out there on the town
    let me spread my wealth around

    I could learn to love this life i lead
    just dont take away the things i need
    i feel rosey in the pink
    please dont make me stop and think
    all those dark thoughts in my head
    seem like better left unsaid
    give it to me
    give it to me
    right now

    Give to me my latest fashion
    make my love a burnin passion
    give to me my charm and wit
    keep my body young and fit
    give to mt my haute contura
    give the world a cancer cure
    serve my breaskfast au fresco
    let the wine and liquor flow

    I can search for truth someother time
    but right now i just want to get whats mine
    let the gangsters rule the streets
    while teachers try to make ends meet
    i despise all beeding hearts
    i dont patronize the arts

    give it to me
    give it to me
    right now

    Give to me my Aspen winter
    sorry about the world trade center
    i cant help the ones in need
    i got my own mouth to feed
    give to me my playboy channel
    some killer weed and sheets of flannel
    lay me down upon my bed
    pleasant dreams to fill my head

    Just look at what this world is coming to
    and there aint one damn thing that i can do
    i aint got a leg to stand on
    i dont have a net to land on
    i dont have the face of power
    i dont have the extra hour

    Give it to me
    give it to me
    give it to me, right now

    Give to me my tax cut outsource
    build me my own private golf course
    The Dixie Chicks can kiss my ass
    but i still need that backstage pass
    Give to me my NASDAQ numbers
    intel shares and e-trade blunders
    soldiers to defend my freedom
    and a trip on Valium if i need'em

    merry christmas
    dai*ma:stoned:

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    #6
    Senior Member

    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    Just get him a new bong or pipe:rastabong: ipe:

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    #7
    Senior Member

    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    Quote Originally Posted by smok3y
    Just get him a new bong or pipe:rastabong: ipe:

    i wuz thinkun that maybe instead of getting a person who "has everything", something, he/she should give those who have nothing something.

    I'll take having a great feeling over giving to those who have it all, any day.:jointsmile:

    dai*ma:stoned:

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    #8
    Senior Member

    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    you could get him some kind of room decoration or poster. i bought my best-friend and his girl this frog guy. hes got chink eyes, and a loaded bowl packed(it even has green in it, with red color as if it were cherried). and on this lttle wood part of it, it says 'toad-ley stoned'.

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    #9
    Senior Member

    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    Anal beads.
    Kiddin'.
    But i saw the legendary photo of bob marley tokin' on a joint and it was painted on canvas it was amazing, for only £15 but some biatch beat me to it.
    Thats the kind of present a stoner wnats.

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    #10
    Senior Member

    What do you get for the stoner that has everything?

    a hooker




    not really though you wouldnt want your friend to catch something nasty

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