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LazySmoking420
12-10-2006, 09:14 AM
Well I waited a while to try weed for the first time and waited a while to go to my first titty bar.
Strip clubs. Like casinos, Really easy to blow a good amount of cash in a sort amount of time. Me and my two buddies hit some mens club in Dallas called the "The Club House". I brought $40 bucks, My other friend brought $80 some odd dollars and the other one brought $50 dollars. Long story sort, We left way intoxiced with $0 dollars all together. With all the nude lap dances, beer and insane memories with your best friends that you've known since grade school. I'd say it was well worth it.
How old where you when you first went to a naked bar?
aznson01
12-10-2006, 09:17 AM
ive been but i dont remember lol
GetDown
12-10-2006, 09:42 AM
i was 18 it was almost exactly 2 yrs ago, me and my mate decided to go to celibrate........... what was the special occaision we were celebrating you might ask? (all the strippers asked), it was........ wait for it....... we were celibrating the first...... night....... of Channukah, and also the fact that the day ended with the letter Y,
so yeah, great experience, ive only been to a strip club twice in my life, that first time and the 2nd time 2 guys my age came over from england, long story of how im related to one of them, very distant relatives, related only by 2 marriages...... but yeah, took em out with some of my mates, was a fun night,
though i love seeing naked women, i find the clubs demeaning to those women..... so i enjoy going but i dont like going....... if that makes any sense at all?
First time i went to a strip bar i was on holiday with a mate at this realy nice hotel and across the street there was one, so we went. Long storey short the next day we was leaving and the turbo went, smoke everywhere, no power, no car. We had to sleep in the car over night before we got towed 4 hours back home.
thcbongman
12-10-2006, 10:08 AM
You gotta be careful at those clubs, some of those strippers are some sneaky whores. First time I went, I dropped $327 on drinks and dances, I got sucked in, even having two of them give me and my friend a lap dance at the same time. It was fun, but after that night, I never spent more than $30 at a strip club again.
LazySmoking420
12-10-2006, 10:24 AM
Yea, I found after tonite it's kinda pointless to send that much money on strippers. No more $20 lap dances after tonite, Next time I'll just walk up too the ladies on the poles get them to shake a little bit, Slip them a buck and walk away.
I'll learn.
GetDown
12-10-2006, 11:10 AM
gotta say, when it comes to strippers you yanks are cheap bastards (no offence guys)
here in aus, the girls just dance round a bit, clothes still on, if you put $40 down on the table theyll start stripping, maybe gibe you a bit of a lappy, but for a full private dance (which only goes for bout 5 minutes) its $60
munkjunkie
12-10-2006, 11:18 AM
In our local dodgy pub they walk round with a cup ,if u put a pound in u get a strip,for that price they tend not to be stunnas
fasterspider
12-10-2006, 02:59 PM
How old where you when you first went to a naked bar?
I was 18 and it was after getting into a fist fight with my thick headed Irish dad who would not let stupid traditions die.
So when he came home from the hospitol all beat up from my 18 years of abuse, he gave me all the money he had been charging me for rent for the past couple of years and I went right to the titty bar.
I fucked my first titty dancer that night after spending $800.00 and was on my way down a bad road of drugs and dancers for next few years. The dancers have been out of my life almost 20 years but I did not quit the drugs until 6 years ago when I finally figured out that weed was all I needed, I don't even drink alcohol anymore either.
It was a lot of fun at first but then when you see how fucked up those broads really are, you have to step away from them. I mean they are really fucked up in the head.
Nochowderforyou
12-10-2006, 04:29 PM
I was 18 when I went to my first nudie bar. The girls here, you can spend all the money you want on drinks, and none on the girls, and they'll still get naked and play with their twat on stage. :p
I've never had a lapdance by a stripper though as that is a HUGE waste of money. I'm not that desperate to have a naked girl rub her fun stuff on me while I can't even touch her. I'll pick up a girl at the end of the night, and get more action, for free! ;)
They charge $20 just to have your picture taken with them sitting on your lap. :rolleyes: So sad.
I never went a lot though. No more than 10 times in my lifetime as it gets boring after while. You toss a few loonies/two-nies ($2 coins) at their clit, and they'll give you a poster or whatever, but I just ended up giving it away to a 14yr old kid downtown. :p
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