Sick Of telemarketing?

[TheToonToker]

http://www.howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

lol do this then!!

[BobBong]

:microwave:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

i'm absolutely freakin' lovin' it!!!

it's about time the bastards got messed with as much as they mess with us.

[fasterspider]

I have heard that before and it was funny as hell then and still made me laugh today.
I do not get bothered by telemarketers since I put my phone numbers on a master "Do not Call" list.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

we put our # on the do not call list and suddenly found ourselves inundated with telemarketers

[Cooler Then Jesus]

kthnx
also dongz
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lol fail

[OniEhtRedrum781]

annihilated...

[Skink]

remember that most telemarketers are just doing their jogb to feed themself and their family...

[fasterspider]

remember that most telemarketers are just doing their jogb to feed themself and their family...
That is a good way to look at it.
My landlord is a telemarketer and a pot head. I have listened to her shpiel and her response to negative callees, but if she called me, I would just say to her like I do to any other telemarketer that gets past the do not call list;
"I have your phone number on my caller ID and will be calling my lawyer and the police on you for harrassment. My number is on the master do not call list and you violated that list by calling me. You have fucked up beyond your wildest nightmares and will pay for this call with your ass and bank account when I am done with you.
I hope you have a very nice day. Klick"
I do not care what they do on the other end of the phone, laugh or panic. They have probably heard that before but, it is fun to say all that and then hang up on them anyways. It has been a while since any of them have bothered us but my response is the same every time they call.

[BabySnookums]

this is weird....but when i'm at work (walgreens) i have to answer phones while ringing up customers....and most've the calls are either some schmuck who cant understand how to use the automated push button thing to get to the pharmacy line...or....TELEMARKETERS!! they actually try to telemarket me at work...not just me though...its the business in general. i think they're usually trying to sell life insurance to walgreens or w/e... :confused:

[hipEstoner]

yeh, i was a telemarketer for like 3 months, i was makin 10$ an hour just talkin on the phone and chillin with my freinds, smokin blunts on breaks, it got really borin tho, and you had to make a certian number of calls and shit

[Reefer Rogue]

omg that was rotfcopter x pie.

[Frivolous248]

That was pretty good.

When telemarketers call and ask for whoever, I usually ask for someone.

ex. "Hi I'm _____ can I speak to Mike"
"Yeah, hey is roger there?"
"Can I speak to roger?"

and no matter what they say I just keep asking to talk to roger or whoever. They usually keep asking for whoever they want and I'll just be like "Yeah hold on just lemme talk to roger for 2seconds, just put him on real fast" and they just get mad confused...

Someday when I'm older and my voice is a bit, more adult-sounding then I'd love to try that one. That guys reaction was pretty good.

EDIT: Oh, and telemarketer is a shitty excuse for a job. People don't want to be bothered by strangers playin' around on their phone and don't deserve to have strangers calling.