What's a good job for a stoner?

[TokinAsianGuy]

I've spent enough of my post highschool, pre uni time travelling and bumming around, now it's time to stop living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling, and get myself a job cuz i wanna buy weed in bulk. :thumbsup: I've worked in hospitality for years and recently worked at a Market Research Company which was my first "office" type job.

So what's a good job for a stoner, with responsibilities a stoned individual can handle?

note: Mary Jane is a part of my life now, i will do whatever it takes to work around her, Mary Jane isn't going anywhere, do you hear me? i love her okay? and she loves me too, you just dont' understand what we have, you could never understand! we're getting married,a nd you're not invited to the wedding. i'm sorry, but i can't have you there. i've never been so in love before.

[afghooey]

The pay is shit, but working at a video rental place was about the funnest place I ever worked. It's chill as hell, the work is super-easy, and I got two free rentals every night.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

The pay is shit, but working at a video rental place was about the funnest place I ever worked. It's chill as hell, the work is super-easy, and I got two free rentals every night.

wow that shit sounds cool haha..

im lookin for a job too, im thinkin of workin at a headshop.. i mean that'd have to be a stoner job right? haha.. only prob is i go into the headshop and ask if they have any jobs avalible, they said they didnt at the moment with it bein near christmas and all, and they sed to get a CV and bring it in to them.. only problem is i have nothing to write on a CV.. went to school, dropped out, went to college for few months.. and then dropped out haha.. and i failed almost all my exams at school too... lol

[invoke]

My friend told me about this one, sounds awesome because you can easily get into it and pays OK if you wanna work part-time or something.

The pizza man! I never thought of it myself, but he said he used his own car so he could go smoke out on his way to the house, and I'm not sure if he was lying or something but I guess he said if someone orders a pizza and they don't answer the door you're supposed to throw it away, so he'd have his friends order a pizza and then say they wouldn't answer or pay or something and then he could eat the pizza himself when he got the munchies. You get tips too which is cool if you like getting paid in cash.

[TokinAsianGuy]

it's the CV. that's where i always get pinned. i mean i know i'm capable of doing any job, but why must i write down my past when it shoudln't have any bearing on my future? okay, i know, that's just shit talk for a guy who's been fired a couple times. but just for the record, i've never lost a job that i didn't want to lose.

the video store sounds great though. i'm a regular at my video rental joint so they know my face, and how friendly i can be... i'll definitely check this option out.

[GetDown]

i worked at subway which was pretty fun, i never smoked before work coz it would be impossible for me to make all those sandwhiches stoned, but after i closed up the shop id get high make a couple of take home sandwhiches, eat one, thne clean up and go home.....

a mate of mine used to work at a dominos pizza in tel aviv, he says him and his mates used to make pot pizzas after they closed shop, he trued making one at my place but didnt work out too well.....

another good job would be to work at "Suga" dont know if u guys have that shop in the states but its basically an aussie store where they make their own candy right in front of you and you can buy it, they have a wide variety of flavors and can even custom make candies with messages like "happy Bday Ben", this would be an ideal job coz im sure someone whos been working there a while can find a way to sneak weed in the recipe, then all hes gotta do is buy a half, make a fat batch of candy after closing and you could sell it to mates, would be a good way to earn extra pocket money

[afghooey]

i worked at subway which was pretty fun, i never smoked before work coz it would be impossible for me to make all those sandwhiches stoned, but after i closed up the shop id get high make a couple of take home sandwhiches, eat one, thne clean up and go home.....

Man, I worked at Subway for a while too. At first it was alright, 'cause my manager was really cool, she didn't give a shit if we smoked on the job as long as we did our job and did it right. But then the management changed and that shit started to suck hard after a while, prolly 'cause we were understaffed, and coming home smelling like fucking sandwiches every night... ugh. No thanks.

[GetDown]

i had a shit asshole of a manager, who was riding my ass all the time,

hey tokin, where bouts in aus u from?

where buying in bulk is concerned, it is goof, ive been able to ge 7 for $50, which im still amazed about coz it was not long ago i was buying 3 for $50, though if u live alone, as i hope to some day soon, id suggest growing your own, that way u dont have to work too hard to raise money for it......

if ure based in melb, i know 2 subways which are accepting applications, one of them the boss is a complete son of a bitch asshole, and youll need to be prepared for transexual hookers and drug addicts (i got plenty of colorfull subway stories to tell about that), the second shop better boss, better location, no pimps to slap u (okay..... pimp slap never happened to me, but the pimps do stare at me in a threatening way when i made sandwhiches for the hookers..... freaky) and the boss at the second subway is a great guy, online downside is that they are very anal about everything especially cleaning..... i was fired coz they say i didnt clean well enough even though i stayed back a couple hoursa (sometimes as late as 2 in the AM to clean spotlessly....

[afghooey]

There were nights when I was cleaning up our subway until 2AM... we only had 2 people staffed and we had a line of people all the way out the door for most of the day, so we had no prep done, no bread pulled, no dishes washed... nothing... and we got bitched out for staying on until 2AM even though there were only two of us on. 6_9 God that place sucked.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

it's the CV. that's where i always get pinned. i mean i know i'm capable of doing any job, but why must i write down my past when it shoudln't have any bearing on my future? okay, i know, that's just shit talk for a guy who's been fired a couple times. but just for the record, i've never lost a job that i didn't want to lose.

the video store sounds great though. i'm a regular at my video rental joint so they know my face, and how friendly i can be... i'll definitely check this option out.

ya i know what you mean.. i mean, i was at school til year 11, failed almost all my exams.. then i went to a college music course for a few months and dropped out.. oh and yea i had a paper round 2 years ago lol.. i mean how do u make a CV from THAT? wtf haha

[euphoriaisendearing]

I work at a cd store. Everyone who works there is a stoner.

Hell, almost everyone that shops there is a stoner.

[Skink]

deliver pizza...

[TokinAsianGuy]

ya i know what you mean.. i mean, i was at school til year 11, failed almost all my exams.. then i went to a college music course for a few months and dropped out.. oh and yea i had a paper round 2 years ago lol.. i mean how do u make a CV from THAT? wtf haha

yeah, my educational history is standard fare too. finished high school, started uni but deferred cuz i was too lazy to rock up. but my work history is like a fucking goldmine, a goldmine i can't be arsed to write down. i mean, writing a cv is hard work, you have to track down the best referrals on there which is one of the most painful things to do. and my memory blows and i dont' keep record of where i've been nor do i keep my pay slips, they just disappear.

i've worked at some of the busiest joints n town. i've got experience like no other fucker i know. but i'm so damn lazy i can't even be arsed to write that shit down on a proper cv.

[Skrappie]

a not too huge chain pizza place that doesnt hire highschool kids. All your co-workers will be stoners.

[wholapola]

Car Stereo Sales

[ghettoBlunt]

haha, during the summer i work at a beach...probably one of the most chill jobs...walk around barefoot, be really blazed, talk to friendly heads, and yell at tourists to not park in the locals parking lot...man that was fun, not to mention i stole probably 10 bucks worth of food from the store everyday:D
my boss caught on, but she got over it, cause everyone liked me, probably cause i was so blazed
i think pizza work, or video rentals would be dope, maybe a family-owned food place, or a smoke shop would be fun

[TokinAsianGuy]

i had a shit asshole of a manager, who was riding my ass all the time,

hey tokin, where bouts in aus u from?

where buying in bulk is concerned, it is goof, ive been able to ge 7 for $50, which im still amazed about coz it was not long ago i was buying 3 for $50, though if u live alone, as i hope to some day soon, id suggest growing your own, that way u dont have to work too hard to raise money for it......

if ure based in melb, i know 2 subways which are accepting applications, one of them the boss is a complete son of a bitch asshole, and youll need to be prepared for transexual hookers and drug addicts (i got plenty of colorfull subway stories to tell about that), the second shop better boss, better location, no pimps to slap u (okay..... pimp slap never happened to me, but the pimps do stare at me in a threatening way when i made sandwhiches for the hookers..... freaky) and the boss at the second subway is a great guy, online downside is that they are very anal about everything especially cleaning..... i was fired coz they say i didnt clean well enough even though i stayed back a couple hoursa (sometimes as late as 2 in the AM to clean spotlessly....

Hey dude, i'm from melbourne too. thanks heaps for the subway offer, but hospitality is something i want a break from. although i'm curious to know which subways you're talking about, sounds like a lotta shit goes down at those 2 joints, in st kilda perhaps?

and whats this about 7 for 50? thats bloody unreal. i'm paying through the roof. 3 for 45. i'm fairly new to weed, so i'm just assuming i'm not getting ripped off... DAMMIT!

[Jay Matix]

LA FITNESS!

Basically sit at the front desk, relax and meet hot girls all day long.

It's what I do.

[stinkyattic]

Hey Tokin...
I've got a perfect job for you where you can go right ahead, be a stoner, have fun...

2 words: SKI RESORT.

You have experience in hospitality? You like cool people? You can deal with rich assholes on vaca? Mmm hmmm...

Plus most ski resorts are starting to go year-round with golf academies and such.

I met my BF of 2 years while he was working at a ski resort. His boss was their dealer, lol. They would all get baked and ride around on sleds and look at the stars.

Plus it comes with free lift tix and all the ladies who ski are lovely and have that healthy glow, ya know?

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I figured out the BEST one the other day at the mall. You know those pictures that are lit from behind, of waterfalls and scenic places etc? The booth at the mall is a darkened area with just tons of these moving/backlit pictures in it. The employee gets to sit behind a desk and just read or stare at the pictures or whatever, and help customers, and that's it. I thought, man, if I was willing to work for that low of a wage, that would be WAY fun while stoned.

[hipEstoner]

i dont know what this has to do but i went into a pizza place and dude had dreds down to his knees and he was like, "wtup bro, what yoju want, ill do u good, '' i ended up gettin a slice of pepperoni with onions peppers, well. everything and a dime and two hits of acid

[hipEstoner]

Hey Tokin...
I've got a perfect job for you where you can go right ahead, be a stoner, have fun...

2 words: SKI RESORT.

You have experience in hospitality? You like cool people? You can deal with rich assholes on vaca? Mmm hmmm...

Plus most ski resorts are starting to go year-round with golf academies and such.

I met my BF of 2 years while he was working at a ski resort. His boss was their dealer, lol. They would all get baked and ride around on sleds and look at the stars.

Plus it comes with free lift tix and all the ladies who ski are lovely and have that healthy glow, ya know?

yooooooooooo, i love snowboardin, lol, the ski patrol rode the ski lift up with me and i was packin a bowl and they were packin a bowl 2!! noo lie, we matched bowls and got high as hell, i love snowboardin high, but i never woulduv thought i would blaze with people that work there, haha

[TokinAsianGuy]

Hey Tokin...
I've got a perfect job for you where you can go right ahead, be a stoner, have fun...

2 words: SKI RESORT.

You have experience in hospitality? You like cool people? You can deal with rich assholes on vaca? Mmm hmmm...

Plus most ski resorts are starting to go year-round with golf academies and such.

I met my BF of 2 years while he was working at a ski resort. His boss was their dealer, lol. They would all get baked and ride around on sleds and look at the stars.

Plus it comes with free lift tix and all the ladies who ski are lovely and have that healthy glow, ya know?

Ski Resort. got it. :thumbsup:

although it never snows in melbourne and it's summer right now. i'm sure mt buller (the closest snowy place i know) has a position they need to fill. i'll look into it. thanks for the suggestion.

[cannabis campbell]

working in mcdonalds

[stinkyattic]

Ski Resort. got it. :thumbsup:

although it never snows in melbourne and it's summer right now. i'm sure mt buller (the closest snowy place i know) has a position they need to fill. i'll look into it. thanks for the suggestion.
No worries, the resorts around here are completely staffed with Aussie, South african, and NZ Uni students on summer holiday!

[TokinAsianGuy]

hey, a working holiday, sounds good.

you should be a sales person or something Stinky. i just re read your first post and it's so infomercial like. ;)

[TheSmokingMonkey]

growing and selling wouldn't be too bad either........

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I also know a stoner who is a river rafting guide. He likes it a lot.

[stinkyattic]

you should be a sales person or something Stinky. i just re read your first post and it's so infomercial like. ;)
No fucking way! I can't STAND to lie to people all the time! :D

[TokinAsianGuy]

lol. i didn't mean it literally. it was an opener to point out how well you sold your "like cool people? need a job? well i've got the perfect thing for you! Ski Resort! if you order in the next 15 mins, i'll throw in a free set of skis!" spiel.

[stinkyattic]

Well you'd better have small feet if ya want me to throw in a pair of skis!
If you ever make it to Vermont... :D

[TokinAsianGuy]

"Vermont, famous for its scenery, dairy products and maple syrup. has a population of 608,827, making it the second least populous state."

sounds like a nice place. i'm a size 10 men australian. (we have a different measuring system i think).

will these fit your ski's? :p

[GetDown]

Hey dude, i'm from melbourne too. thanks heaps for the subway offer, but hospitality is something i want a break from. although i'm curious to know which subways you're talking about, sounds like a lotta shit goes down at those 2 joints, in st kilda perhaps?

and whats this about 7 for 50? thats bloody unreal. i'm paying through the roof. 3 for 45. i'm fairly new to weed, so i'm just assuming i'm not getting ripped off... DAMMIT!

dude, u were spot on, st kilda is the first subway i worked at (the one with hookers and girls OD-ing in the shop) NEVER eat there, planning on going there one day and sticking a sign on the window saying "Subway, now cockroach Free....... we hope", that place is a shit hole and i myself never ate there,

the second subway i worked at was Highett, if youre familiar with southland shopping centre, its in a petrol station just outside, not bad there, i really did enjoy working there and didnt mind staying back bymyself to do all that cleaning that late, but my best wasnt good enough for them so they let me go.... was pissed coz the pay there is great, if u work on a public holiday u stand to make about $35 an hour

yeah 7 for $50 is great, only prob is the guy is very unreliable, tuesday i called him up at 1pm, told him i needed 14 by 8:30 that night, if he couldnt absolutely gurantee me 8:30 then to tell me right now and ill find someone else coz i needed it urgently, when it came 5:30, i called him every half hour to see what was happening, he kept saying im leaving soon im leaving sooon, by the end of the night he didnt even go (id have come to his but he said he was dry, he was planning on going to his suppler on the way to my place), but dont worry man u are not getting ripped off, most people buy at 3 for 45, it takes a long time before u know enough people to get any cheaper...

[TokinAsianGuy]

well that's why i want to buy in bulk, my mate who sells to me told me that if i buy how he buys, i'll be saving some cash. we didn't get into specifics.

I've worked at Cafe Greco Crown, Campari Waterfront, Georges Longroom on Collins Street and Timeout Cafe at Fed Sq, i used to live pretty comfortably, considering i was making all that money during highschool, living with my best mate on Lygon street and then Kew and having mother pay the rent since i was only 17... and now, i'm 20, back at home in Hoppers fucking Crossing, looking for a job.

i'm gonna head down to the local video rental place later on, see if they're hiring or atleast willing to replace an employee since i'm such a charmer.

[GetDown]

fuck man, going from kew to hoppers crossing, how the hell can u do it?!?!

actually went to highschool not to far from kew, off balaclava road, where bouts did u go?

[ghettoBlunt]

"Vermont, famous for its scenery, dairy products and maple syrup. has a population of 608,827, making it the second least populous state."

sounds like a nice place. i'm a size 10 men australian. (we have a different measuring system i think).

will these fit your ski's? :p

vermont is dope...gotta love the scenery and the sticky icky btown goodness

[Mean Green Charlene]

Friend of mine works at a hotel. Shes the front desk lady that helps you when you want a room. The best part is she can leave the desk whenever, and we go to the attic [5 stories up] with her mini bong and smoke sseeeesh. When theres nothing to do she just sits on the computer and does whatever.

[WeedyBoyWonder]

I work as a telesales man for a double glazing company.
Its awsome, i sit a swivel chair for 3 hours a shift, 2 shifts a day. I get a crappy basic wage (£4.00 and hour) but the commision is AWSOME, its UN-capped earnings. If you put the effort in, then you earn the BIG money... 15 "leads/pitchs" is worth £300 and if you get more... you simply earn more, that plus your basic is a well nice wage for 6 hours a day, for WHENEVER you want to work.
70% of the people there do drugs, there is HOT birds and the people that dont do drugs are still funny 'geezer' guys... i lmao constantly.

*in the voice of borat* I liikeee.

[TokinAsianGuy]

I went to Kew High. thats why I moved out of home, to be closer to school. so kew was home for awhile. what high school did you go to?

[GetDown]

i went to yeshivah, the private all boys school on hotham, all boys schhols really do suck though......

weedyboy, u lucky bastard sounds like a sweet job!!!!!

[marvelous22]

i worked at subway which was pretty fun, i never smoked before work coz it would be impossible for me to make all those sandwhiches stoned, but after i closed up the shop id get high make a couple of take home sandwhiches, eat one, thne clean up and go home.....

a mate of mine used to work at a dominos pizza in tel aviv, he says him and his mates used to make pot pizzas after they closed shop, he trued making one at my place but didnt work out too well.....

another good job would be to work at "Suga" dont know if u guys have that shop in the states but its basically an aussie store where they make their own candy right in front of you and you can buy it, they have a wide variety of flavors and can even custom make candies with messages like "happy Bday Ben", this would be an ideal job coz im sure someone whos been working there a while can find a way to sneak weed in the recipe, then all hes gotta do is buy a half, make a fat batch of candy after closing and you could sell it to mates, would be a good way to earn extra pocket money

Niiiiice

[smoke it]

working in mcdonalds

lmao. i had a dream that i was workin a mcdonalds stoned and had hella fun messin wit people and shit. the manager dude was an asshole though

[timothylearyisdead]

im a painter (not artist kind), and my boss only smokes dank and pays me under the table. i can smoke at work, so long as its cool wherever im working, because you go place to place. easy as fuck though and you really get in the zone when youre high. i enjoy my job and it allows me to buy a 1/4 of dank every couple days. pretty good job for a stoner i suppose.

[caitlin_autumncoat]

Work as a DJ at a fancy well lit club. That is, if you know how to spin turn table music, and do really well at it. ;)

[TokinAsianGuy]

Work as a DJ at a fancy well lit club. That is, if you know how to spin turn table music, and do really well at it. ;)

My close friends have been pressuring me to get some decks for some time now after they saw me screwing around a mates place on his decks. learning how to beat match vinyl in seconds impressed them. i didn't know i was doing anything special, but some weeks later at an obscure time, a friend mentioned that my dj pal has been talking about me for awhile saying how he thinks i'm a natural. but i've seen my mate doing his sets at clubs and it's fair intense. and i don't have the funds or the motivation to pursue DJing.

i'd rather start an electro rock band instead. :thumbsup:

[Nochowderforyou]

My job is to cruise around a huge shopping center and remove snow with a little snow tractor. I just pump tunes, as it's an enclosed cab, turn on the heat, smoke and go to it. I work only 4hrs a day and make $1200 a month doing so. It's pretty chill work.

[TokinAsianGuy]

well i got a job. the video rental place wasn't hiring, and i couldn't be arsed looking up a ski resort, since it's summer in australia and it's scorchin here.

I'M SELLING CHRISTMAS TREES!

perfect stoner job. just stand around, and haul trees to the customers cars. it's a cash in hand job as well. i start on sunday.

[stinkyattic]

vermont is dope...gotta love the scenery and the sticky icky btown goodness

Bratt? Nice town. Great food too. And a lovely place to go Johnny Depp spotting these days... only guy in town in a hoodie and hat in July.


Tokin, Glad about the job, sounds mellow, and you'll come home smelling nice every day.. all the better to score points with the ladies!

[nikweiser]

arbys! i smoke in the freezer

[sinner2313]

i had a friend that would work in selling home alarms, going knocking door to door talking to people interested in having a alarm and safety for their homes and such. one day he hit me and my homie up for bud and match us wit a fat blunt...told us about his job and his boss would drop him off in cities he had to get people to sign up and such. he said he'll blaze on the job and believe it or not you will get laid if lucky by a housewife, milf or watever haha such a good job for a stoner. :D

[BlueBlazer]

Yet another zombified thread pulls itself out of the grave after 4 years . . .

It's like Pet Cemetery, nothing stays buried.

:cool: