What's a good job for a stoner?

[TokinAsianGuy]

I've spent enough of my post highschool, pre uni time travelling and bumming around, now it's time to stop living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling, and get myself a job cuz i wanna buy weed in bulk. :thumbsup: I've worked in hospitality for years and recently worked at a Market Research Company which was my first "office" type job.

So what's a good job for a stoner, with responsibilities a stoned individual can handle?

note: Mary Jane is a part of my life now, i will do whatever it takes to work around her, Mary Jane isn't going anywhere, do you hear me? i love her okay? and she loves me too, you just dont' understand what we have, you could never understand! we're getting married,a nd you're not invited to the wedding. i'm sorry, but i can't have you there. i've never been so in love before.

TokinAsianGuy Reviewed by TokinAsianGuy on 11-30-2006. What's a good job for a stoner? I've spent enough of my post highschool, pre uni time travelling and bumming around, now it's time to stop living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling, and get myself a job cuz i wanna buy weed in bulk. :thumbsup: I've worked in hospitality for years and recently worked at a Market Research Company which was my first "office" type job. So what's a good job for a stoner, with responsibilities a stoned individual can handle? note: Mary Jane is a part of my life now, i will do Rating: 5

[afghooey]

The pay is shit, but working at a video rental place was about the funnest place I ever worked. It's chill as hell, the work is super-easy, and I got two free rentals every night.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

The pay is shit, but working at a video rental place was about the funnest place I ever worked. It's chill as hell, the work is super-easy, and I got two free rentals every night.

wow that shit sounds cool haha..

im lookin for a job too, im thinkin of workin at a headshop.. i mean that'd have to be a stoner job right? haha.. only prob is i go into the headshop and ask if they have any jobs avalible, they said they didnt at the moment with it bein near christmas and all, and they sed to get a CV and bring it in to them.. only problem is i have nothing to write on a CV.. went to school, dropped out, went to college for few months.. and then dropped out haha.. and i failed almost all my exams at school too... lol

[invoke]

My friend told me about this one, sounds awesome because you can easily get into it and pays OK if you wanna work part-time or something.

The pizza man! I never thought of it myself, but he said he used his own car so he could go smoke out on his way to the house, and I'm not sure if he was lying or something but I guess he said if someone orders a pizza and they don't answer the door you're supposed to throw it away, so he'd have his friends order a pizza and then say they wouldn't answer or pay or something and then he could eat the pizza himself when he got the munchies. You get tips too which is cool if you like getting paid in cash.

[TokinAsianGuy]

it's the CV. that's where i always get pinned. i mean i know i'm capable of doing any job, but why must i write down my past when it shoudln't have any bearing on my future? okay, i know, that's just shit talk for a guy who's been fired a couple times. but just for the record, i've never lost a job that i didn't want to lose.

the video store sounds great though. i'm a regular at my video rental joint so they know my face, and how friendly i can be... i'll definitely check this option out.

[GetDown]

i worked at subway which was pretty fun, i never smoked before work coz it would be impossible for me to make all those sandwhiches stoned, but after i closed up the shop id get high make a couple of take home sandwhiches, eat one, thne clean up and go home.....

a mate of mine used to work at a dominos pizza in tel aviv, he says him and his mates used to make pot pizzas after they closed shop, he trued making one at my place but didnt work out too well.....

another good job would be to work at "Suga" dont know if u guys have that shop in the states but its basically an aussie store where they make their own candy right in front of you and you can buy it, they have a wide variety of flavors and can even custom make candies with messages like "happy Bday Ben", this would be an ideal job coz im sure someone whos been working there a while can find a way to sneak weed in the recipe, then all hes gotta do is buy a half, make a fat batch of candy after closing and you could sell it to mates, would be a good way to earn extra pocket money

[afghooey]

i worked at subway which was pretty fun, i never smoked before work coz it would be impossible for me to make all those sandwhiches stoned, but after i closed up the shop id get high make a couple of take home sandwhiches, eat one, thne clean up and go home.....

Man, I worked at Subway for a while too. At first it was alright, 'cause my manager was really cool, she didn't give a shit if we smoked on the job as long as we did our job and did it right. But then the management changed and that shit started to suck hard after a while, prolly 'cause we were understaffed, and coming home smelling like fucking sandwiches every night... ugh. No thanks.

[GetDown]

i had a shit asshole of a manager, who was riding my ass all the time,

hey tokin, where bouts in aus u from?

where buying in bulk is concerned, it is goof, ive been able to ge 7 for $50, which im still amazed about coz it was not long ago i was buying 3 for $50, though if u live alone, as i hope to some day soon, id suggest growing your own, that way u dont have to work too hard to raise money for it......

if ure based in melb, i know 2 subways which are accepting applications, one of them the boss is a complete son of a bitch asshole, and youll need to be prepared for transexual hookers and drug addicts (i got plenty of colorfull subway stories to tell about that), the second shop better boss, better location, no pimps to slap u (okay..... pimp slap never happened to me, but the pimps do stare at me in a threatening way when i made sandwhiches for the hookers..... freaky) and the boss at the second subway is a great guy, online downside is that they are very anal about everything especially cleaning..... i was fired coz they say i didnt clean well enough even though i stayed back a couple hoursa (sometimes as late as 2 in the AM to clean spotlessly....

[afghooey]

There were nights when I was cleaning up our subway until 2AM... we only had 2 people staffed and we had a line of people all the way out the door for most of the day, so we had no prep done, no bread pulled, no dishes washed... nothing... and we got bitched out for staying on until 2AM even though there were only two of us on. 6_9 God that place sucked.

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

it's the CV. that's where i always get pinned. i mean i know i'm capable of doing any job, but why must i write down my past when it shoudln't have any bearing on my future? okay, i know, that's just shit talk for a guy who's been fired a couple times. but just for the record, i've never lost a job that i didn't want to lose.

the video store sounds great though. i'm a regular at my video rental joint so they know my face, and how friendly i can be... i'll definitely check this option out.

ya i know what you mean.. i mean, i was at school til year 11, failed almost all my exams.. then i went to a college music course for a few months and dropped out.. oh and yea i had a paper round 2 years ago lol.. i mean how do u make a CV from THAT? wtf haha