the perfect woman

[bob banana]

or man dependin what sex u are. just say how it would be.(and dont say my luvley wife)

i was just thinkin about it.......seein ppl opinions plus that thread by gohst reminded me......

[GHoSToKeR]

im glad ive helped in inspiring creativity across the globe lol


i rock

n' roll

im stoned as fuckk. help me

umm the perfect women? funny, happy, interesting, easy going and at least partly intelligent lol if shes got all that, then looks dont matter

peas

[bob banana]

there alwy sahs to be some looks man, even if u think there isnt......



thats y ill never be the perfect banana :(

[GHoSToKeR]

well yeah man, looks help.. i love a good lookin woman lol.. but i just personally find personality more attractive than appearance


but im drunk and stoned, so any chick looks good to me right now haha

[High phy]

The perfect girl... i found her back in the high school, but she was looking for the perfect guy. Then she dates this absolut asshole who fucked her, told the whole school and dump her. Perfect guys are so devaluated these days...

She was cute, funny and had such a lovely voice... but after her i only wish for smart girls. Its hard cuz smart girls wont date me lol. My girl its smart, why she is my girl? bad taste i think...

[00Ampersand]

a clean vagina, a trim body, and a missing larynx
~007~

[zarathustra]

Wickedness lies in her moistened lips, her body moves just like the crack of a whip. A girl that could handle herself in Hell, in no way innocent, because I hate having to present my way of life like a fucking museum exhibit. (And here we see the great Homosapian Potheadus posed as it makes a bong out of chicken wire, paper mache, and PVC pipe.) As for physical attributes, I'm huge, so I like them to be tiny, and raven hair is nice, especially in an unconventional style. Most importantly, they have to have sympathetic eyes, or eye. I definitely dig pirate chicks. Arrrrrg, ye made me third leg into a wooden peg!

[ScarlettCrush]

patient, cute, smart, funny, ambitious, creative, young, smokes out with me, hung, and good in bed.

oh yeah, I've already got one of those. heh

[Kombucha]

Don't give me that "I don't care about looks" crap

[bob banana]

Don't give me that "I don't care about looks" crap
werd, exctly.....
this person speaks the truth

[Josh David]

Maybe so, in my life looks count only in extreme cases, she's got to be old and ugly and fat too really turn me off. I love this one ugly girl like you would't believe but hey i'm ugly too ( thats a lie).

[Imotep]

amp mate your missus is hot. :D

[RESiNATE]

I'd have to make sure that any woman I date (:rolleyes: ) doesn't work in a kitchen. Too handy with skillets and spatulas, I've found.

[BOgart.bitch]

someone who would sacrifice their last bowl for me ;] hahaha

and who would smoke up with me all of the time.

but those are just some nice additions** most importantly the person im with has to be honest, easy going, open minded, funny, and intelligent. they also have to have a good understanding of the balance of a relationship - i dont want to be the only giver or taker.. i want to be his/her equal.

as far as physical attributes.. lets see

men: long hair is good as long as it is taken care of. short hair is nice as well.. hmm dark hair or some sort of crayola color.. dark eyes.. i prefer tan skin.. NOT scrawny.. not fat.. just medium.. tall.. built but not ripped (why i dont like ripped men is beyond me).. not overly hairy but i like a nice happy trail at least.. body piercings/tattoos are nice, too. nicely dressed/groomed..hmmm.. no acne. nice teeth. ohh and big noses are huge turn offs. haha

women: long dark hair, dark eyes, full lips, cute nose.. nice style.. nice body(curvy.. not fat.. but not a stick.. i like a nice ass and big boobs) .. body piercings/tattoos are ++ well groomed :D

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

I think the perfect girl is someone who would toke up with me then like i just wnat a chick who would be all cuddly with me all the time and just like really really be into me and show it ya thats what i want :( too bad theres like no chick like that...atlest not for me

[Proof]

Ino what u mean penguin, i love it when my gf is all cudly with me n stuff n when she aint i hate it, iv got my perfect girl :D! shes cute,her personality is jus the best, we always have something to talk about, and we have good sex :D !

[Proof]

sounds like bogart bitch goes for looks bit harsh not goin for someone who has acne....

[F L E S H]

I think the perfect girl is someone who would toke up with me then like i just wnat a chick who would be all cuddly with me all the time and just like really really be into me and show it ya thats what i want :( too bad theres like no chick like that...atlest not for me

Penguin, don't worry too much about it. I've only been really happy with my girlfriend since I was 21. Before there were other chicks but it was just to pass the time really... Just be patient, you'll find your ideal chick :)

[RESiNATE]

as far as physical attributes.. lets see

men: long hair is good as long as it is taken care of. short hair is nice as well.. hmm dark hair or some sort of crayola color.. dark eyes.. i prefer tan skin.. NOT scrawny.. not fat.. just medium.. tall.. built but not ripped (why i dont like ripped men is beyond me).. not overly hairy but i like a nice happy trail at least.. body piercings/tattoos are nice, too. nicely dressed/groomed..hmmm.. no acne. nice teeth. ohh and big noses are huge turn offs. haha


That's me out, then :rolleyes:

Arian bookworm that I am lmaoooo

[never 2 much]

hmmm....the perfect woman,
well everybody knows that noone is perfect....what is perfect?

id think that theyd have to be intelligent, cute, tokes it up, ambitious, funny, keeps herself clean and looking good(p.h.)and ofcourse youd have to be good in bed!

[Drink the Bong Water]

nice body
smokes with me
gots to have a hot face
cant be a dumbass
nice voice

dont give me that bullshit, its not only looks...most of the time..it fucking is!

i mean would you date a fat ugly looking girl, but had the greatest personality?

or a fine ass girl who is not ugly at all and is perfect, but doesnt have the greatest personality?


well shit i would take numba 2 son :D :D :D :D :D

[BOgart.bitch]

sounds like bogart bitch goes for looks bit harsh not goin for someone who has acne....

i thought this thread was about the perfect mate? when it comes to my ideas of perfection, of course they are going to sound harsh. in no way does that mean that i wouldnt go out with someone who was outside of those parameters.. looks dont mean much at all compared to their actual personality traits - i mean i couldnt go out with someone i wasnt attracted to.. but i dont expect anyone to be perfect.

then again - why am i trying to defend myself against someone who evidentally wasnt paying much attention to the point of the thread in the first place? *shrugs*

[BOgart.bitch]

That's me out, then :rolleyes:

Arian bookworm that I am lmaoooo

bookworms are hella sexy so no worries ;p

haha.

[Encatuse]

t hey i'm ugly too ( thats a lie).

Naw, you are ugly, don't worry.

[00Ampersand]

no one can deny though...double 0 is hot shiznat, hoe!
~007~

[koshea]

i like a pretty girl who is an intellectual..i eman the perfect girl is who id marry and i want a smart one to talk to....and a girl who mokes SOME not alot, and faithful and honest...basically the girl id had for 2 years untill this sep...

[RESiNATE]

i like a pretty girl who is an intellectual..i eman the perfect girl is who id marry and i want a smart one to talk to....and a girl who mokes SOME not alot, and faithful and honest...basically the girl id had for 2 years untill this sep...

You want the Moon on a stick, you do!

lol

Are you a bookworm, BOgart? :rolleyes: :cool:
mwhahahaha

[BOgart.bitch]

Are you a bookworm, BOgart? :rolleyes: :cool:
mwhahahaha

reading makes me cool *thumbs up*

haha

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, books are cool:

"Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind, which are delivered down from generation to generation as presents to the posterity of those who are yet unborn."
-Joseph Addison

Or summat
lol

[BOgart.bitch]

haha too bad im cut off by all of the libraries in this town because of library fines ;/ lol i forget to take the books back.. then i forget where they are.. then i just forget to care.

[RESiNATE]

Yeah, I used to do that too...but I had a cunning ploy to avoid all the fines...

..I left town :D

Have you read Raymond E Fiest, BOgart?
Very much recommend the 'Riftwar Saga' - especially if you're into LOTR, but with a bit of romance, action, and huge scale :D
I read them sooo many times, and they're still as fresh as a daisy.

[BOgart.bitch]

not much into lotr or fantasy reads..

i like books like hmm..

alice in wonderland
white oleander
valley of the dolls
prozac nation
fear and loathing in las vegas
stephen king <3
fight club
trainspotting
etcetcetc i dont know if they all fit into one genre or not.. if not, thats just a general scope ;p

[ScarlettCrush]

Try the beauty series by anne rice. It's about what happens to sleeping beauty after she wakes up. (the prince makes her a slave, and she is taken to his kingdom for training, with lots of other princes and princess's, it is really..........good)

[RESiNATE]

haha..I've read one of those....books, Scarlett....Walt Disney, it aint, init!! :eek:

And the princes always choose the squires, as is the Queen's pleasure...or summat like that lol

[BOgart.bitch]

Try the beauty series by anne rice. It's about what happens to sleeping beauty after she wakes up. (the prince makes her a slave, and she is taken to his kingdom for training, with lots of other princes and princess's, it is really..........good)

oo that sounds good ;] fantasy with a twist lol i shall check into it