Things girls do that are annoying

[Skink]

Wear skimpy cloths and then dis you for looking...

Like,,, flaunt it,,, and be happy when I stare...

[Dutch Masta]

Lie, cheat, and steal. I hate how much shopping they do too.

[Nochowderforyou]

When they show interest in you all night, then when the make out session starts and things get rolling, they stop and say, "I can't...I have a boyfriend" leaving you with painful blueballs. :p So in other words, when they are a cock tease.

[souldistortion]

Fuck up the most basic, and primal way, we as humans connect with eachother.

COMMUNICATION...

Guy: "Im going out with the boys tonight"
Girl: *sigh* "okay"
Guy: "whats wrong honey?"
Girl: "oh nothing, just go"
Guy: "are you sure?"
Girl: "Yes just go"
Guy: "okay"

Pathetic...


When they show interest in you all night, then when the make out session starts and things get rolling, they stop and say, "I can't...I have a boyfriend" leaving you with painful blueballs. :p So in other words, when they are a cock tease.

omg hahah omg fucking happened to me not to long ago. and WHY THE FUCK DO THEY WAIT. i was pissed. i was like you coulda told me before i fucking drove you to get food you bitch. well i didnt say that but :p

[RIP ODB]

Talk.

[crudemood]

When they show interest in you all night, then when the make out session starts and things get rolling, they stop and say, "I can't...I have a boyfriend" leaving you with painful blueballs. :p So in other words, when they are a cock tease.

girls are liars and play so many mind games.
and give guys blueballs. l
ol i have to admit im not innocent. :smokin:

[fasterspider]

They bleed for seven days and still live.

[NextLineIsMine]

pretend like they never fart

[MegaOctane12]

Talk.

lol got there before I did:p

[Ivlatt]

pretend like they never fart

LMAO:D

Go crazy, as in.. Unleash life stories and stuff after like 2 glasses of vodka :dance: . Fuck that, unleash life stories sober.

[TheGreenFog]

Can anyone say Dr. Jekyll and MRS. Hyde!!

WHOA...where did that come from?!

[Wesley Pipes]

girls are liars and play so many mind games.
and give guys blueballs. l
ol i have to admit im not innocent. :smokin:

LOL yet your mood atm is "Innocent" :p

but yeah everythings pretty much been said... but i'll add this anyway..

they lead guys on when they have no intentions of getting involved with them. ;)
(I've had lots of experience with that one.... still gettin it done to me now!)

as a saying i once heard goes... "Fools aren't born, girls make them in their spare time!" :D

Peace... and LoVe :thumbsup:

[Reefer Rogue]

When they lead you on and then say they just wanna be friends.

[azure]

when theyre all over you one night then the next day they cant remember.

[crudemood]

LOL yet your mood atm is "Innocent" :p

but yeah everythings pretty much been said... but i'll add this anyway..

they lead guys on when they have no intentions of getting involved with them. ;)
(I've had lots of experience with that one.... still gettin it done to me now!)

as a saying i once heard goes... "Fools aren't born, girls make them in their spare time!" :D

Peace... and LoVe :thumbsup:

LOL. how embarassing. :angelsmiley:
what can i say, we like the attention guys :)

[catlikematt]

girls do a lot of annoying things but generally they are o.k.

i just hate BITCHES. you know who they are, they know who they are. can't stand em.

[TallulahGreen]

Ya know....general terms guys.
There are fun and cool girls out there who don't lead you on!
Although I swear guys....sometimes girls don't even have to do SHIT and you get lead on anyway.
Poor little puppy dogs...
Anyway, I fucking hate shopping. I go into a store and within 30 seconds im over it-never go to the mall with a girl, puts me in a bad fucking mood.

I may be a bitch sometimes, but whatever you boys like it. hahahahahHAHAHAhahAHhAhsg;ljahg;lksjh'sjhsjhosh;oi esjh.
Alright I might be done.

[Wesley Pipes]

LOL. how embarassing. :angelsmiley:
what can i say, we like the attention guys :)

so you girls really don't care if you hurt someones feelings then? :confused:

[Wesley Pipes]

There are fun and cool girls out there who don't lead you on!

never met one yet :thumbsup:

[stinkyattic]

Talk.
lol you're a girl hater... maybe I shouldn't have been so polite with you.

[Psycho4Bud]

The other day I saw a lil' "male bashing" thread in here so ladies, don't be offended.........equal rights means equal space. LOL

Now being married, and divorced twice.....I'd like to add a few comments:

1) DO NOT ask me to pick up your hygiene products!
2) DO NOT ask what I'm feeling because you probably won't like the answer
3) DO NOT ask me to comment about your weight
4) DO NOT ask me to comment about your dress because your just going to change anyways
5) DO NOT bitch about a mess in the bathroom, hell, my stuff wouldn't be laying around if your cosmetics were'nt filling every cabinet
6) DO NOT ask simple questions during the game.....that's why God supplied you with sisters, mother, and girl friends
7) DO NOT ask me what I think about another ladies appearance.....once again you won't like the answer
8) DO NOT ask me to go shopping with ya...please refer to number 6
9) DO NOT ask me to hold/carry your purse for ya
10) PLEASE DO NOT ask me to get something out of your purse.....I don't like to dig through portable junk drawers with hidden suprises.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[TallulahGreen]

Seriously guys, maybe you shouldn't think that everything a girl is doing is leading you on. I just act like myself, and I guess in the past that has made guys think I am leading them on possibly.
I love to hang out with guys and have guys as my best friends, but you want to know how hard it is to have guys as your best friends when they would take you at any time? I have really awesome guy friends, but that doesn't mean that they have never hit on me or made some kind of move.

I think guys just think sometimes that the way us girls act is leading them on or something, when REALLY we are just being ourselves are you are taking thinsg the wrong way. Can't necassarily blame us for that now can ya?

[dryst]

When they show interest in you all night, then when the make out session starts and things get rolling, they stop and say, "I can't...I have a boyfriend" leaving you with painful blueballs. :p So in other words, when they are a cock tease.



aww i hate that shit to....luckly i mastered the art of pentrating the sheild theyve built for their boyfriends :D


btw i hate the drama girls have and the baggage they bring with them...

[TallulahGreen]

The other day I saw a lil' "male bashing" thread in here so ladies, don't be offended.........equal rights means equal space. LOL

Now being married, and divorced twice.....I'd like to add a few comments:

1) DO NOT ask me to pick up your hygiene products!
2) DO NOT ask what I'm feeling because you probably won't like the answer
3) DO NOT ask me to comment about your weight
4) DO NOT ask me to comment about your dress because your just going to change anyways
5) DO NOT bitch about a mess in the bathroom, hell, my stuff wouldn't be laying around if your cosmetics were'nt filling every cabinet
6) DO NOT ask simple questions during the game.....that's why God supplied you with sisters, mother, and girl friends
7) DO NOT ask me what I think about another ladies appearance.....once again you won't like the answer
8) DO NOT ask me to go shopping with ya...please refer to number 6
9) DO NOT ask me to hold/carry your purse for ya
10) PLEASE DO NOT ask me to get something out of your purse.....I don't like to dig through portable junk drawers with hidden suprises.

Have a good one!:thumbsup:


Hahahaha my boyfriend hates it when I make him the designated purse holder.
..and your right, why do I always ask him what he thinks of other girls?

[LIP]

Laugh when they get into a difficult situation... or was that me? LOL

Must dash, cooking something, cant remember what.

[fasterspider]

You cannot live with them
you cannot live without them
You are not allowed to kill them
You spend the 1st 9 months of your existance on this earth fighting to get out and then you will spend the rest of your life trying to get back in again.

[Psycho4Bud]

Hahahaha my boyfriend hates it when I make him the designated purse holder.
..and your right, why do I always ask him what he thinks of other girls?

The classic set-up for a fight. Never asked about ugly women, just the ones like in Skinks avatar........

SCENARIO:
Ya hon, she's cute
She look better than me?
OH NO, your MUCH better looking than her.
Well if you'd rather be with her then FINE!
O.M.G.!!!!!

Is there EVER a right answer to that question??

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[TallulahGreen]

I always am asking stupid questions.

My friend once asked her boyfriend out of all her friends if he had to sleep with one who would it be. He said me haha.

Man thats a REALLY stupid question to ask your boyfriend.

[Psycho4Bud]

I always am asking stupid questions.

My friend once asked her boyfriend out of all her friends if he had to sleep with one who would it be. He said me haha.

Man thats a REALLY stupid question to ask your boyfriend.

The ONLY time that question is appropriate is if she is looking for a compatible "Ménages Ã* trois".......which of course is the FIRST thing that would go through our minds. LOL

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[TokinAsianGuy]

They're always scheming...

[Fengzi]

Spit instead of swallow :p

Just kidding..well, sort of.

Anyhow, after 10 years of marriage you learn to ignore all those annoying things and simply say "yes" to everything. You get a lot further that way.

[TallulahGreen]

Spit instead of swallow

Fuck you.

[crudemood]

so you girls really don't care if you hurt someones feelings then? :confused:

it depends, most of the guys ive met are assholes so i dont mind hurting their feelings. i mean cmon they're asking for it for acting stupid and saying stupid things..
if they're a decent guy then yeah of course i care, im not a mean cold bitch you know.. usually.
but i love you guys :p

[dryst]

Spit instead of swallow

lmao..i hate that to...for some reason i feel let down whent they jump up and run to the bathroom to spit it out...like it was a waste...

[stinkyattic]

The number one thing that girls do to piss me off is act in ways that support all the negative stereotypes of women.

I hate cattiness, golddiggers, shallow chicks, backstabbers, shopaholics, cheats, girls who don't act their age, you can imagine the rest. They make the normal girls have to work that much harder to prove that they're 'cool'.

[Fengzi]

Fuck you.

No thanks

[TallulahGreen]

lmao..i hate that to...for some reason i feel let down whent they jump up and run to the bathroom to spit it out...like it was a waste...
Well than, please, why don't you try it for yourself? Then you can tell me if it was a waste or not.

[stinkyattic]

Spit instead of swallow .
WTF.
You should be thanking them for going anywhere near that thing!

[dryst]

Well than, please, why don't you try it for yourself? Then you can tell me if it was a waste or not.

oh please...i go down on girls with no intention of turning my head to spit out all the shit going into my mouth from her (u know what :D) every 30 seconds...

[TallulahGreen]

WTF.
You should be thanking them for going anywhere near that thing!

DAMN STRAIGHT. We shouldn't be expected to swallow, we shouldn't even be expected to do the deed in the first place. Sorry but swallowing little swimming semen is an insta gag fest. CALL ME CRAZY. . . . . . . . .

[dryst]

WTF.
You should be thanking them for going anywhere near that thing!

oral pleasure is a females perogative and obligation to her other half

[TallulahGreen]

oh please...i go down on girls with no intention of turning my head to spit out all the shit going into my mouth from her (u know what :D) every 30 seconds...
Yeah well, good for you. From personal past learning experience I have learned that guys tend to LIKE the taste of girl parts. Or at least I know my boyfriend does...just in case you wanted to know. I could go into more detail of why I know this but I really don't think you guys would want to know.

Either way, I still think its totally different. Please, drink your own semen, then get back to me on that.

[TallulahGreen]

oral pleasure is a females perogative and obligation to her other half
Obligation? *sigh* I am glad your not my boyfriend.

[dryst]

if ur sighing at that...i to am glad im not ur boyfriend :D

[stinkyattic]

oral pleasure is a females perogative and obligation to her other half

Um... you just said 2 contradictory things in the same sentence...
Hells yes, that's my perogative.
It's definietly not an obligation.
You know the little head-shove?
I've gotten out of bed and never looked back on a couple exes for pulling that shit.

[stinkyattic]

Please, drink your own semen, then get back to me on that.
ROFL
You go girl.

[TallulahGreen]

Well alright, I'm gonna get a little personal on you guys..shit it's the internet why not. Growing up, as a young child, I WAS MOLESTED/RAPED whatever you call it more than once....basically forced to do sexual things that weren't right and I as manipulated into thinking that it was what I was to do.
So for a man to tell me that it is my fucking obligation to swallow his semen, I get pissed. You can't tell me what to do, I will do things if I WANT to do them. I don't want to be forced to do anything.
Sex and things that have to do with it is a very lame and touchy subject for me, and I am so glad I have a boyfriend who is there for me and willing to work with my issues, even though at times it may be hard.

I don't think any man should think that it is a womans obligation to perform certain sexual acts upon you just because you do it to her.

Some women might feel that it is an obligation, yes...good for them or good for you, whatever. But as for me...it's on my terms biotch-and any man who wants me better fuckin' deal with that.

[dryst]

i didnt contradict myself...

it is an obligation...ur viewing the subject from a womans point of view....which most women tend to do...

ive given the head shove to a few, its sheer reaction..:p the whole dry heaving thing is kinda gross though...woman gotta get that gag reflex under control...

[dryst]

Well alright, I'm gonna get a little personal on you guys..shit it's the internet why not. Growing up, as a young child, I WAS MOLESTED/RAPED whatever you call it more than once....basically forced to do sexual things that weren't right and I as manipulated into thinking that it was what I was to do.
So for a man to tell me that it is my fucking obligation to swallow his semen, I get pissed. You can't tell me what to do, I will do things if I WANT to do them. I don't want to be forced to do anything.
Sex and things that have to do with it is a very lame and touchy subject for me, and I am so glad I have a boyfriend who is there for me and willing to work with my issues, even though at times it may be hard.

I don't think any man should think that it is a womans obligation to perform certain sexual acts upon you just because you do it to her.

Some women might feel that it is an obligation, yes...good for them or good for you, whatever. But as for me...it's on my terms biotch-and any man who wants me better fuckin' deal with that.


well im sry that happened to u....u dont mind me asking by who?...

now i dont wanna hurt ur feelings or anything...but your opinion isnt very unbiased... im just saying...ahh fuck it..im just pissing all the girls off...

[TallulahGreen]

well im sry that happened to u....u dont mind me asking by who?...

now i dont wanna hurt ur feelings or anything...but your opinion isnt very unbiased... im just saying...ahh fuck it..im just pissing all the girls off...

Your right, my opinion is bias-and it's really too bad...I wish I didn't have a tainted idea sex.

Anyway, it was by my grandpa and my baby sitter and her little brother. Grandpa was a far seperate occaision than the baby sitter and her brother. Yes, both of them. I imagine the same thing happend to them too so it was only natural for them to do it to me and my best friend. Too bad though really, messed my whole life up forever...probably theirs too. I only just recently came to realize that my grandpa was doing pervy things to me...and all along I just thought it was normal...

It really sucks, really..it does. Sometimes when sex is talking about in certain ways I get a really awful feeling all over my body and I just want to throw up. I hate it..and my boyfriend doesn't understand...and he never will..and no one will.

It's probably high time I went and seeked help about it, really. Maybe I too could think of sex in a different light....rather than a dirty one.

[TallulahGreen]

double post

[Nochowderforyou]

I don't like it when women want to talk about their feelings. Leave that for the therepy session honey. :p

[TallulahGreen]

I don't like it when women want to talk about their feelings. Leave that for the therepy session honey. :p

I tell my boyfriend everything...hes the one person I want to talk to first when I have something going on in my life. I am glad I have him there to listen to my feelings, and although he may not understand-or ever want to be open about his feelings-EVER, I am really glad I have the one person I care about most there to listen to my problems and my feelings.
..and trust me, I have a lot of fuckin' feelings...I am a psych major after all.

[dryst]

what was ur grandpa doing to u?...i dont wanna brg back any memories or trigger a flash back or anything...im just curious, u dont gotta answer if u dont want to..:/

[stinkyattic]

I don't like it when women want to talk about their feelings. Leave that for the therepy session honey. :p
Hey... don't be surprised then when your woman just up and leaves you. She PROBABLY tried to talk about it at some point....

[TallulahGreen]

what was ur grandpa doing to u?...i dont wanna brg back any memories or trigger a flash back or anything...im just curious, u dont gotta answer if u dont want to..:/

My grandpa wasn't very extreme, the only thing I can really remember in fact is that he would touch my boobs and tell me that when I was older I wouldn't let him do it.

Other than that I really don't know what else he did, thats just the only thing that I can remember and realize now that it was wrong. There very well could have been other times, I know hes a creepy pervert. I love him, don't get me wrong...hes a very nice and great man...and I don't think he even thinks about that stuff anymore...but I know he did it, and he may have done more.
...I once walked in on him masterbating to a porno movie-that was lovely. Luckily I snuck out before he could see me.
I have all kinds of shit in my head that fucks me up man...i'm one messed up little girl and I thank anyone who can deal with me and my brain.

[Nochowderforyou]

Hey... don't be surprised then when your woman just up and leaves you. She PROBABLY tried to talk about it at some point....

If I'm in a relationship with a women who I truely care about, talking is not a problem. I just mean in terms of people who you just meet at a party or something, who drink too much, start crying and telling you their life story. That's what I meant. :)

[stinkyattic]

Ooooh. yeah, that's wicked irritating. I was a bartender for 9 years... frickin tell me about it!

[Shannon]

They bleed for seven days and still live.

hey! bet you couldnt do that..

[JohhnyPotSmoker]

Well i hate knowing the fact that girls poop,,,,, once i was chillin with my friend and his fuckin hot ass sister and he convinces her to talk about her poops, i had to leave.

[TallulahGreen]

I know a lot of girls that are very open about their poop. I think it's fuckin' awesome and I think their fuckin' hilarious.
I myself am not open about that kind of thing...only to my boyfriend and best friend(who is very open about her shit and always has been)...but then again..we are open about everything...

[dryst]

Well i hate knowing the fact that girls poop,,,,, once i was chillin with my friend and his fuckin hot ass sister and he convinces her to talk about her poops, i had to leave.

lol i know i didnt even know it was possible for women to poo untill i was almost 18...

[Skrappie]

Personal baggage on a general thread

[chisme]

THEY GO TO THE PUB YET THEY HAVE NO MONEY

[stinkyattic]

Personal baggage on a general thread
I think you should respect that someone is able to talk about their experiences openly.

[TallulahGreen]

Personal baggage on a general thread

Was that in reference to me?

[dryst]

i belive so...but ignore it, i think it was couragous to tell complete strangers something as personal as that

[TallulahGreen]

Yeah....well, it's easy to tell a bunch of stoners on a message board! However...the older I get the easier it is to be open about it and realize that it's really not something to be ashamed of or embaressed by and it's just life.

If you don't want to know...you don't have to read. :)

[stinkyattic]

You know, I think a lot of people just don't realize how common that is. Increasing the awareness level towards shit that so many women have gone through and eventually have to learn to live with, deal with, and get on with their [our] lives is really important.

[TallulahGreen]

You know, I think a lot of people just don't realize how common that is. Increasing the awareness level towards shit that so many women have gone through and eventually have to learn to live with, deal with, and get on with their [our] lives is really important.


That is absolutly right. 1 in 4 people were sexually molested as a child, and that is just what is reported. It is extremely common, which is another reason why I am okay talking about it because often times I am not alone. Don't mean to bring anyone down.....it's just a part of life sometimes...

[Skrappie]

It was in reffrence to you, but only as a light jest. It was just a downer to read on a very light thread ya know.
Keep in mind that you wernt the only one molested as a child though, and am i in no way saying that you should be ashamed to talk about it.

Edit
Bear in mind it is not just a womans issue. That bothers me when its treated as such.

[AlwaysBlazed]

I have learned that guys tend to LIKE the taste of girl parts.

I don't know if I would say I "like" the taste, it doesn't bother me though.

Edit: Sorry to post this so late I'm just goin through the thread stoned and replying.

[dryst]

i think my girlfriend was by her dad...

she always freaks out when i try to do a certain something to her...its weird, of course i never push it but her dad would be the kind of person to do it...i asked her and she says she doesnt know, and she brought it up with her mom (their divorced now) and the mom got really upset anf was like why what happened...so i dunno...kinda fucked up...

[napolitana869]

I don't like how some girls think that everyone else has to do what ever it takes to make them happy. I don't like it when all they do it bitch, I mean really, I dont care. I don't like how they think they dont need to know anything and can just get by on their looks. good SOME girls really piss me off. (I don't have very many female friends)

I have friends who were sexually abused when they were little. Its really sad that some people can do that to anyone let alone kids

[Reefer Rogue]

A lot of girls are moochers.

[souldistortion]

I don't think any man should think that it is a womans obligation to perform certain sexual acts upon you just because you do it to her.

You admitted to your own bias due to what you've been through. And I don't blame you. But dont you think its only fair? that the depth in which i am willing to put myself out for a girl, that she should go that same length for me. Im sure you girls would feel rather insulted if we came up every 10 seconds to spit out all the fluids we ingest from performing oral sex on you.

[smokin dope]

young bitches are usually so goofy, and i hate that. i knwo ALOT of broads that are just so ridiculous goofy, do the dumbest shit you could ever think, thats all i hate bout women. oh and heres a good quote to remember

"if she dont suck, then we dont fuck, id rather make a buck, drive a fat ass truck, grab the 9, 2 clips and run em up"

[BizzleLuvin]

menstration...now THATS annoying. haha

[Eraserhead71]

Can anyone say Dr. Jekyll and MRS. Hyde!!

WHOA...where did that come from?!

no idea. true that

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

They spend all your fuckin money, then when it's gone they dump you.

Fuckin prostitutes.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

i think its weird when girls fart, or when they burp intentionally, etc. also when they talk shit about them selves and MOST of all i HATE it when girls get MAD jsut because they CAN, likeover stupid shit, no matter the situation, they need to just chill sometimes. but ive never REALLY been in that situation with one of my own girl freinds or anything, im a pretty easy guy to get along with, but imagine what the girls have to put up with, why dont we make a " girls, what about guys pisses you off" thread, i couldnt even imagine, lol.
"i hate it whne he doesnt flush his turds"
"i hate it when i walk into the study and theres hundreds of empty soda cans and cups and plates"
"i hate it when he farts in my face while im sleeping."
"i hate it when he grabs my ass in public"
"i hate it when he gets drunk and hima nd all his mates trash the house"

just the things that GUYS do to girls, that girls could never pull of without a serious "WTF?"

[phoenix]

I think it's funny that we've got four pages and counting on this so far. :)

[CityBoyGoneCountry]

I think it's funny that we've got four pages and counting on this so far. :)

I have at least 4 more pages inside me, but I just got home from work and I'm too tired to be bothered with it right now.

[MaryJaneScott]

Wow!! What a thread!
There is some HARDCORE discussion going on here!!


:) :) :)
:) ... I thought girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice !!!!!!!
:) :) :)

[souldistortion]

Wow!! What a thread!
There is some HARDCORE discussion going on here!!


:) :) :)
:) ... I thought girls are made of sugar and spice, and all things nice !!!!!!!
:) :) :)

i think the spice probably fucked it up? :what:

[dryst]

i think the spice probably fucked it up? :what:



lmao

[JunkYard]

I like the spice, and all the BS that goes with it. Although, I had a girl cry during sex one time, and that annoyed the hell out of me.

WTF?

[dryst]

I like the spice, and all the BS that goes with it. Although, I had a girl cry during sex one time, and that annoyed the hell out of me.

WTF?


ive had that a couple times , for a multitude of reasons...

[souldistortion]

I like the spice, and all the BS that goes with it. Although, I had a girl cry during sex one time, and that annoyed the hell out of me.

WTF?

she cried??? i wouldda slapped that hoe. what she cryin for? she dont like your lovin? i mean come on. that would piss me off. I hate the spice. maybe someday man will discover a way to remove the spice from the female genetics so that all women could be regular functioning members of society.

[dryst]

it the spices that contrubutes to the chemical imbalanace...

[TallulahGreen]

I once cried because of how good the sex was..haha..totally uncontrollable...tears just started to flow.
I was in my little step sister bed at my dads house...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[dryst]

well one time, this girl wa sa virgin and i guess it was to big and i put it in to fast?...

another just started crying...for no reason at all...i was like why are u crying shes like i have no idea...

same girl cried another time cause she said it felt so good...i dunno...w/e...

[TallulahGreen]

SEE!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!

[dryst]

SEE!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!

who called u crazy? :D

[souldistortion]

it the spices that contrubutes to the chemical imbalanace...

your hypothesis intrigues me dr. dryst. association among other fucked up members of the female race only furthers the ever downgrading averaged female intelligence, logic, reason-based decision making, and common sense.
Solution: Designate all females on earth to groups. groups they are psychologically compatible with and will not use to learn any new or incriminating evil, crafty womanly skills. I think this would make planet earth, AS A WHOLE, perfect to live on. just imagine it

[JunkYard]

SEE!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY!!!

I am! :D

just so you know....

[TallulahGreen]

who called u crazy? :D


...the last 4 pages.;) :p :dance:

[NightProwler]

whoever said "communication" im with them

[JunkYard]

it the spices that contrubutes to the chemical imbalanace...

It's the spice that makes life interesting....

[TallulahGreen]

It's the spice that makes life interesting....

I'm fuckin' FULL of SPICE.:o :rasta:

[4NIK8R]

If she cries....Ram it harder! Knock the bottom out!

[JunkYard]

If she cries....Ram it harder! Knock the bottom out!

and that comes straight from the fornicater himself....

[TallulahGreen]

This thread makes me appreciate my boyfriend SO much.

[RIP ODB]

lol you're a girl hater... maybe I shouldn't have been so polite with you.
lol I was just kidding, lighten up.

[tschmidty32]

this has probably been said already but shit bitches never stop Bitchin...it's like just shut the fuck up!!!!!!!! lol

[TokinAsianGuy]

Why is it that girls who you don't take any notice of or pay any attention to, always end up being the ones hitting on you?

Why can't a girl I've been checking out all night come onto me?

It's the ones you don't love, that love you back.

[Professor Dan K.]

im in the same situation... some chick likes me, shes cool but i like her friend more. I found out that her friend likes me but since the other likes me too it kinda makes the one i like off limits you know?

i bet nobody knows what i just said lol im just as confused...

[souldistortion]

im in the same situation... some chick likes me, shes cool but i like her friend more. I found out that her friend likes me but since the other likes me too it kinda makes the one i like off limits you know?

i bet nobody knows what i just said lol im just as confused...

same thing happened to me. these 2 chicks were friends. one was a little chubby but not bad looking. the other was absolutley gorgeous....






the fat one liked me...
making her friend off limits. her friend even TOLD ME, "no im sorry, but allie likes you, i cant do that to her" WTF??? :mad: Let me go with whoever i choose. If i like one person and not the other then deal with it. No fat chicks.

[Reefer Rogue]

"My last boyfriend, when he lived here he payed the rent, payed the phone bill, took me out shopping, the car note. I said shit, we gotta get his ass back here. Buy me some shit."

[purplepenguin]

i like girls

[PaRaNoIa]

I hate when they give mixed signals..

[stinkyattic]

This thread makes me appreciate my boyfriend SO much.

Yeah, seriously... no shit.

Smokin dope, you need an ass whuppin yourself for posting that pic. TG, you wanna go get him? :mad:

[souldistortion]

shit. no offense to the ladies but thats a really funny pic.

lucky for me, i happened to be stoned when i first saw that pic. i scrolled down, stopped, and COULDN'T stop laughing for a good 30 seconds. I love women.

[Sabron]

Growing up, as a young child, I WAS MOLESTED/RAPED whatever you call it more than once....basically forced to do sexual things that weren't right and I as manipulated into thinking that it was what I was to do.


I know this may be a little late.. but i have heard this excuse many times.. Even though it if did happen ( not saying that your lieing ) that does not explain what was being talked about.. thats is a way of draging your drama into the open.. not trying to be mean

[stinkyattic]

"....heard this excuse many times.. Even though it if did happen .... thats is a way of draging your drama into the open"

Well, there are intelligent men, REAL men who can still be sensitive to the feelings/experiences of others and not consider themselves wimpy or soft because of it....
And then there's insensitive jerks who should stay out of any talk of painful subjects.....
I think we all can tell the difference.

[JunkYard]

I thought of something else I don'e like about 'some' girls Some can be quite shallow, and that irritates the piss out of me.

[Skink]

They try to change you and when they do,they try to change you again???WTF

[Reefer Rogue]

They watch Oprah, enough said.

[JunkYard]

They try to change you and when they do,they try to change you again???WTF

Yeah they do, but that's part of the fun, imo. Deep inside they/she knows I will never change, but they/she still try's, lol!

I find it hillarious! :D


Although, when I was a younger man, I actually quit smoking for a girl, then she dumped me, haha! (What a bitch!)

[souldistortion]

Yeah they do, but that's part of the fun, imo. Deep inside they/she knows I will never change, but they/she still try's, lol!

I find it hillarious! :D


Although, when I was a younger man, I actually quit smoking for a girl, then she dumped me, haha! (What a bitch!)

"quitting" smoking for a girl, just means that you no longer are allowed to smoke around her.

[GollyWog420]

:thumbsup: My Girl snores at night she sounds like a fucking 747, but what she does that really annoys me is grind her teeth when shes sleepin, i dont know what it is about that but the noise goes straight through me, seriously makes me wanna punch her in the head, i was lay next to her last night and she kept doing it, in the end i had to get up and sleep in the spare bedroom
any one know why she does this or how i can get her to stop?
Thats it really other than that i wouldnt change her for the world
shes like a female me i love her to bits

[Skrappie]

Well, there are intelligent men, REAL men who can still be sensitive to the feelings/experiences of others and not consider themselves wimpy or soft because of it....
And then there's insensitive jerks who should stay out of any talk of painful subjects.....
I think we all can tell the difference.


Once again I'm going to open my big mouth and say, Hey i was molested too, by a man and a woman. I just don't go around saying it every time i get a chance. Part of having the freedom of speech comes the responsibility to not say everything, all the time.

What i'm trying to say is no-one wants to hear the blues when they are jamming to a little punk,

something along those lines.

[stinkyattic]

what she does that really annoys me is grind her teeth when shes sleepin,
any one know why she does this or how i can get her to stop?



You can get little teflon tooth guards along the lines of the ones you would wear to play contact sports. She might still grind her teeth, but it would be silent and not do any damage to her tooth enamel. She should talk to her dentist soon because it can become a serious problem in the future.

[GollyWog420]

You can get little teflon tooth guards along the lines of the ones you would wear to play contact sports. She might still grind her teeth, but it would be silent and not do any damage to her tooth enamel. She should talk to her dentist soon because it can become a serious problem in the future.

sound advice stinky cheers :thumbsup: