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gr8misadventures
11-02-2006, 12:54 AM
got this in my email, and I swear it was written under the influence of mary jane...

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>Test for Smart People.....I have determined that you qualify.
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> The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you

>whether you are qualified to be a professional.
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> Scroll down for each answer.
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> The questions are NOT that difficult.
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> But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
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> 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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> This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an
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> 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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> Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close
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> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
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> This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your
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> 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
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> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
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> You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
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> Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
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> 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles,
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> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.
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> Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the

>Animal Meeting.
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> This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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> According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
>professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers
>got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively

>disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
>four-year-old.
Smokin EnDo
11-02-2006, 12:56 AM
What the fuck?
potsmokingnome
11-02-2006, 01:02 AM
LOL
crudemood
11-02-2006, 01:12 AM
ive seen this before so is it cheating that knew the answers? =D
crunksquirrel
11-02-2006, 01:13 AM
lol..i got #3 right!
Professor Dan K.
11-02-2006, 01:50 AM
lol..i got #3 right!

lol same thats the only one i got right :D
The_Sellout
11-02-2006, 02:09 AM
I just got pwned by that quiz.
midlifecrisis
11-02-2006, 02:23 AM
answer #1: cut into steaks and stack neatly....Answer #2: you don't, you realize you have way to much food to fit in the fridge and invite over friends for backyard grillin.....answer#3: elephant and giraffe, cause they're grillin on my que.....answer #4: I am way too full to even think about crossing a river.....
gr8misadventures
11-02-2006, 05:29 PM
answer #1: cut into steaks and stack neatly....Answer #2: you don't, you realize you have way to much food to fit in the fridge and invite over friends for backyard grillin.....answer#3: elephant and giraffe, cause they're grillin on my que.....answer #4: I am way too full to even think about crossing a river.....


hahaha, love your spin!
Cyclonite
11-02-2006, 05:41 PM
I would assume each situation was not related cronologically. Just more of a trick than a quiz.
Nochowderforyou
11-02-2006, 05:46 PM
I quit after the elephant question. My numb brain was starting to tingle a bit. :smokin:
Kid Dynamite
11-02-2006, 06:33 PM
should i be worried that i thought the answer to No 1 was cut the giraffe into little bits?
RichieRich
11-02-2006, 06:39 PM
I don;t think so as long as you took out the pieces of the giraffe when you needed to put in the pieces of the elephant....lol.....
ok it is a little strange.
dark0ne
11-02-2006, 06:43 PM
That was cool. That sort of test is made to make you think outside the box.
Acouwaila
11-02-2006, 06:43 PM
should i be worried that i thought the answer to No 1 was cut the giraffe into little bits?

Lol my friend said that too when I read the question aloud...

I responded with "Thats fucked up man."
Reefer Rogue
11-02-2006, 06:58 PM
I just got pwned by that quiz.

Word.
napolitana869
11-02-2006, 09:35 PM
haha thats cute. I only got #3 right, and I also thought to cut up the animals to get them in the fridge.
Satan666
11-03-2006, 12:56 AM
those are so retarded.
smoke it
11-03-2006, 02:23 AM
yes, yes they are
DannyMan
11-03-2006, 02:27 AM
well maybe im stupid but as far as im concerned there is a little difference between A refrigerator, and THE refrigerator.

Anyhow, that was a neat little quiz though. I answered "you cut the giraffe into pieces and place them all in plastic bags separately then put them in the fridge" to #1. :confused:
THEN you could also fit the elephants'.
SocksThaClown
11-03-2006, 02:52 AM
on the last question i said "cross the bridge"... :o
4gan2ja0
11-03-2006, 03:59 AM
i too thought about cutting up the giraffe into small bite-sized pieces for easy organisation