Failed the test!!!!!!!!!

[JF2oo6]

I tried that drink called "The Stuff"...and still failed. i followed the direction exactly. drank water every hour until the drink. then 15 minutes later another bottle of water just like the directions said. even pissed twice before i went.

[poiuyt]

That sucks bro.

Was it a pre-employment test?

[JF2oo6]

yea it was just for some part time job...but still i spent almost 30 dollars on this damn drink and i still failed. kind of dissapointing

[Frivolous248]

That sucks man. I don't think I would use those kinds of methods, because everyones body works differently, and timed things aren't going to be the same for everyone, you could have missed being clean by a few pisses.

[JF2oo6]

is there any absolutely positive method i can try?? i dont really care wat it is as long as i will defintely pass. i might have to take another test for a different job soon and i need to pass this time. is there anything that will defintely work? i am trying to stick to something i can take before hand. if worse comes to worse i could always bring someone elses piss and hope for the best...but i wanna see if theres anything i can do first.

[Cassiopiea]

uuum, dont smoke?

[Dplaya4life03]

^^^^ wat i was gonna say.

[obso1337]

is there any absolutely positive method i can try?? i dont really care wat it is as long as i will defintely pass. i might have to take another test for a different job soon and i need to pass this time. is there anything that will defintely work? i am trying to stick to something i can take before hand. if worse comes to worse i could always bring someone elses piss and hope for the best...but i wanna see if theres anything i can do first.
About 15 mins ago I just did a home drug test on myself. I used clorox bleach in an eye-drops tube. I put about 3 drops in and swushed it around in circles mixing it. 5 mins later, the test came negative. Slip the eye drops bottle full of bleach in your underwear or something like that. You can keep the bleach in the tube for long term as far as I know. This always works, and dosent show as a emit, again, as far as I know. I used the shitty 5 panel ones parents but for their 13 year olds, I dont know what the real deal will be. But scientificly, the concentrated amonia chemicly breaks down the THC, into an unreadable format of molecules. So I dont see why it wouldnt work on anything else. Look for this at wal-mart, kmart, etc. http://www.clorox.com/images/sol_prod_outdoor_bleach_main.gif

[Burnt Toast]

Bleach will throw off the ph level, causing the sample to be labeled as adulterated. In the drug testing world, an adulterated sample is treated as a failure and a refusal to test. This would disqualify you from participating in any drug-related assistance program that the employer may offer.

Some labs will also use a dipstick which have a testing panel for 'bleach' (eg Urinecheck 7 test stick).


Keep in mind that not everyone here is getting tested with a simple THC assay kit given by mommy and daddy. Most labs perform integrity checks on the sample before it goes thru the drug check. These integ checks will bust the bleach user every time.

Save the bleach for the laundry.

[JF2oo6]

yea i heard about the bleach thing, but i thought they would know. and as for the not smoking thing...come on now who really wants to do that. i wish i could just find a definite way to beat these damn tests.

[FakeBoobsRule]

But scientificly, the concentrated amonia chemicly breaks down the THC, into an unreadable format of molecules.
Well it is obvious you are not a chemistry major. The chemical component of clorox is Sodium Hypochlorite, NaOCl, not ammonia (which you misspelled too). Ammonia is NH3.

[smokeygirl]

I read the threads here and bought quickfix 4.0 online and it was simple to use, easy to hide in my underwear and I passed no problem. Its synthetic urine and its worked for quite a few people on this site. It pisses me off when you ask for advice and you get people who tell you to quit smoking pot. I quit smoking for over a month and still didn't pass the home test so thats why I bought quickfix and got it for $20.00 a bottle online. Take care, hope you pass your next test.