If heaven was a place

[hartigan]

If heaven was a place, I think it'd be exactly like the nickelback song "Rock Star". The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap.
What would your heaven be like?

[napolitana869]

in heaven both the drugs and women should be free

[potsmokingnome]

I wanna be re-incarnated as an animal..

[slipknotpsycho]

well since this is ask my OPINION... my heaven would be where there's a slapping machine for every christian that was stupid enough to ever believe in god in the first place AND constantly preech to me...

now the christians who keep it to themselves, or atleast don't go pushing it on me, are ok by me.

[potsmokingnome]

funniest thing I have ever heard anyone say about religion came from a 50 year old man "If masterbation is a sin, then i'm going to hell damnit!!!" lol and this was at work lol

[slipknotpsycho]

funniest thing I have ever heard anyone say about religion came from a 50 year old man "If masterbation is a sin, then i'm going to hell damnit!!!" lol and this was at work lol

we'd all be going to hell, everyone masturbates, just some people try to act like they don't....

btw i wanna be reincarnated as an animal too, got quite a few i wanna be, just dunno which i'd for sure wanna be lol

[BabySnookums]

i dont masturbate

[slipknotpsycho]

i dont masturbate

fucking liar.

[kindprincess]

~hypotheticle question~

if there realy IS a heaven, would you REALY want to be there?

think about it, god wouldn't allow drugs/adultery/anything fun/ etc. pot? ok i'm sure there is pot in heaven, i mean, jesus christ was like the world's fist hippie. he walked around with long hair and beard, wearing hemp sandals, and proclaiming peace and love. and some of his prophecies... damn, i wish i could find some shit that good.

but in heaven, most of what we love on earth would not exist. hell would be my heaven. i'd kick satans ass, put him on a leash and rule hell as one eternal kick ass party!

love, kp

[slipknotpsycho]

~hypotheticle question~

if there realy IS a heaven, would you REALY want to be there?

think about it, god wouldn't allow drugs/adultery/anything fun/ etc. pot? ok i'm sure there is pot in heaven, i mean, jesus christ was like the world's fist hippie. he walked around with long hair and beard, wearing hemp sandals, and proclaiming peace and love. and some of his prophecies... damn, i wish i could find some shit that good.

but in heaven, most of what we love on earth would not exist. hell would be my heaven. i'd kick satans ass, put him on a leash and rule hell as one eternal kick ass party!

love, kp

um... no i will over throw satan and take his throne... if i believed in satan to begin with lol...

[potsmokingnome]

btw i wanna be reincarnated as an animal too, got quite a few i wanna be, just dunno which i'd for sure wanna be lol[/QUOTE]

Yeah I have quite a few I'd wanna be too, it would just be ligfe at its simplest! I think a squirell would kick ass lol

[BabySnookums]

i'm notta liar.... :D i used to masturbate but i dont anymore

[potsmokingnome]

why did you stop?

[slipknotpsycho]

she didnt' she's tryin to pretend like she doesn't anymore, i hear her moaning when she's in the shower... she thinks i don't hear her.

[BabySnookums]

first of all...you don't hear shit...cuz i don't do that anymore...but yea i used to be guilty of the "laying under the running water" thing... (we dont have a detachable showerhead)....

but i havent done that in nearly 6 months...and i dont do anything else....doofus...

and the reason i stopped is cuz why do fake shit when i got the real thing? ;)

[slipknotpsycho]

first of all...you don't hear shit...cuz i don't do that anymore...but yea i used to be guilty of the "laying under the running water" thing... (we dont have a detachable showerhead)....

but i havent done that in nearly 6 months...and i dont do anything else....doofus...

and the reason i stopped is cuz why do fake shit when i got the real thing? ;)

because i suck in bed. lol we stole your thread, sorry dude/ette <.<
*whispers* she's lying! i caught her doing it the other day, she was gettin freaky to some twink porn.

[BabySnookums]

my heaven would be a nice cool place to hang out...kinda foresty/meadowy lookin...w/plenty of drugs/booze/cigs and it'd be sunnyish weather....not too hot or too cold...and you could do anything you dreamed...like if you thought about "flying"...then you'd take flight....idk thats all i can come up with lol

(and you dont suck LOL)

[BabySnookums]

god i need sleep...i just now noticed the thing bout twink porn


SLAP YOURSELF twinks? :eek:

[smoke it]

If heaven was a place, I think it'd be exactly like the nickelback song "Rock Star". The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap.
What would your heaven be like?

dude, that song kicks ass. and yes the girls would come easy, and the drugs cheap.

[minnesota man]

When I get to heaven, I'm going to smoke the alien drugs.

[mamma puffpuff420]

well since this is ask my OPINION... my heaven would be where there's a slapping machine for every christian that was stupid enough to ever believe in god in the first place AND constantly preech to me...

now the christians who keep it to themselves, or atleast don't go pushing it on me, are ok by me.

hope u dont mind firey heat

[mamma puffpuff420]

[quote=kindprincess]~hypotheticle question~

if there realy IS a heaven, would you REALY want to be there?

id absolutley want 2 go and be in Heaven

[potsmokingnome]

If hell is life on earth, then what would life in hell be like???

[slipknotpsycho]

hope u dont mind firey heat

why do you ask if i mind fiery heat? assuming i know what're you're getting at what makes anyone's beliefs more real than anothers? i dont' believe in any afterlife really.... so that means no heaven or hell....

[minnesota man]

Aren't you hoping for a reincarnation slipknot?

[slipknotpsycho]

Aren't you hoping for a reincarnation slipknot?

well first of all i only said i wanted to be, doesn't mean i believe i will be, second... i still don't count that as an 'afterlife' if anything i'd call it recycled life... afterlife to me is where your 'spirit' (i dun really believe in that either, but that's the best word for this situation) goes when your body gives out...

[kindprincess]

~hypotheticle question~

if there realy IS a heaven, would you REALY want to be there?

think about it, god wouldn't allow drugs/adultery/anything fun/ etc. pot? ok i'm sure there is pot in heaven, i mean, jesus christ was like the world's fist hippie. he walked around with long hair and beard, wearing hemp sandals, and proclaiming peace and love. and some of his prophecies... damn, i wish i could find some shit that good.

but in heaven, most of what we love on earth would not exist. hell would be my heaven. i'd kick satans ass, put him on a leash and rule hell as one eternal kick ass party!

love, kp


"um... no i will over throw satan and take his throne... if i believed in satan to begin with lol.."

wanna bet? i'll make satan my bitch of the month!! you can have the throne, i just wanna pet satan!

love, kp

[partyguy420]

i agree that if there was a heaven it would be like the song rock star, but i dont belive in heaven, and i think ive said this befor, but what i belive is that when you die, you get eaten by something, like a maggot or a cannibal... and your soul is the traped inside of the maggot or cannibal or what ever eats you, and if your not eaten, then something grows over you, like grass or a plant of some sort, and then something will eat that eventualy, and you become that... and just for the hell of it, i will say that im eaten by the maggots, the maggots are then eaten by maybe a bird, and the bird is eaten by lets say a cat, and then the cat is eaten by a wolf, and then the wolf gets shot by a hunter, and the hunter brings it home, and cooks for him self and his family, and you eventualy become a human agin... because the family eats you... and then you die, and it gets repeated, and repeated, maybe you dont always become a maggot, maybe you dont always end up as a bird, but thats how i see my after life...

[kindprincess]

don't know what you got, but i wanna know where i can get some!!!

love, kp

[Its a Plant]

Here's a thought to let simmer:

What if heaven IS on earth. A part of it. Heaven is earth. I believe that it's all here, right in front of us. You choose what to make of it. We get little flashes of what such a divine resting place might be like in our everyday lives. Or simply arrive to a place in your head, where things feel perfect, like anymore joy or happiness would cause you to combust. I get them everynow and then, and afterwords I usually set back and reflect on what I just felt. I still haven't the best description of what it feels like, but it's just so natural and powerful, it always reminds me that each day is a day worth living. It's a motivating feeling to say the least.

So past all that rambling, I think I mentioned something about all the forces and so-called 'places' of the universe and beyond are ALL right here on earth. They're all outside our windows, waiting for another day. We are in close contact with them ALL each and every day. It's being alive, I think.

Okay, so now have a good pondering. =)

[tootsie roll]

heaven to me will be being able to see my daddy who I lost as a youngster and have missed him each day and hour since. Heaven to me will be being able to see my real mom who recently passed away, being able to see my grandparents I grew up with and my real grandparents and my Uncle that was murdered and my friends that passed before me. Most impotrantly, I need to have my furbabies right by my side. I'd like to be there forever.

If I have to come back, I'd like to be somebodys spoiled dog. Someone that would treat me with the love I treat my babies.

THEN LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT!! Well, I guess death would be perfect. The only other thing I could ask for is my own garden.:)

[Inferius]

Anyone seen What Dreams May Come?
That would be my heaven.