If heaven was a place

[hartigan]

If heaven was a place, I think it'd be exactly like the nickelback song "Rock Star". The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap.
What would your heaven be like?

hartigan Reviewed by hartigan on 10-29-2006. If heaven was a place If heaven was a place, I think it'd be exactly like the nickelback song "Rock Star". The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap. What would your heaven be like? Rating: 5

[napolitana869]

in heaven both the drugs and women should be free

[potsmokingnome]

I wanna be re-incarnated as an animal..

[slipknotpsycho]

well since this is ask my OPINION... my heaven would be where there's a slapping machine for every christian that was stupid enough to ever believe in god in the first place AND constantly preech to me...

now the christians who keep it to themselves, or atleast don't go pushing it on me, are ok by me.

[potsmokingnome]

funniest thing I have ever heard anyone say about religion came from a 50 year old man "If masterbation is a sin, then i'm going to hell damnit!!!" lol and this was at work lol

[slipknotpsycho]

funniest thing I have ever heard anyone say about religion came from a 50 year old man "If masterbation is a sin, then i'm going to hell damnit!!!" lol and this was at work lol

we'd all be going to hell, everyone masturbates, just some people try to act like they don't....

btw i wanna be reincarnated as an animal too, got quite a few i wanna be, just dunno which i'd for sure wanna be lol

[BabySnookums]

i dont masturbate

[slipknotpsycho]

i dont masturbate

fucking liar.

[kindprincess]

~hypotheticle question~

if there realy IS a heaven, would you REALY want to be there?

think about it, god wouldn't allow drugs/adultery/anything fun/ etc. pot? ok i'm sure there is pot in heaven, i mean, jesus christ was like the world's fist hippie. he walked around with long hair and beard, wearing hemp sandals, and proclaiming peace and love. and some of his prophecies... damn, i wish i could find some shit that good.

but in heaven, most of what we love on earth would not exist. hell would be my heaven. i'd kick satans ass, put him on a leash and rule hell as one eternal kick ass party!

love, kp

[slipknotpsycho]

~hypotheticle question~

if there realy IS a heaven, would you REALY want to be there?

think about it, god wouldn't allow drugs/adultery/anything fun/ etc. pot? ok i'm sure there is pot in heaven, i mean, jesus christ was like the world's fist hippie. he walked around with long hair and beard, wearing hemp sandals, and proclaiming peace and love. and some of his prophecies... damn, i wish i could find some shit that good.

but in heaven, most of what we love on earth would not exist. hell would be my heaven. i'd kick satans ass, put him on a leash and rule hell as one eternal kick ass party!

love, kp

um... no i will over throw satan and take his throne... if i believed in satan to begin with lol...