Random Facts

[dryst]

post a random fact...(ur not allowed to post more than 1 at a time)

over the course of ur life, u swallow an average of 8 spiders while sleeping

[The Colonel]

finger nails grow 5x faster than toe nails.

[partyguy420]

hair on your ead growa at the AVERAGE of 1/2inch a month.

[slipknotpsycho]

mayonaise was originally invented to be a lubricant (whether it was personal or machine lubricant i don't know.) makes you wonder how they discovered it was good on sandwhiches huh?

[dryst]

the ammount of fat in a Mars bar = the same ammount of fat in a tspoon of sperm :p

[iwantFUEGO]

wasabi was originally and still is eaten with sushi to kill the bacteria on it before you eat it.

[BobBong]

If a female ferret goes into heat....and doesnt find a mate. she can die.

true fact.

I have a shit. load.
Thank you Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader.

Bob.

[slipknotpsycho]

posted recently here but i think it's funny as hell lmao...

after bees have sex the male's genitals explode.

uncle john's bathroom reader huh? <.<

[Black Water Park]

in the amount of ink it would take to dot an 'i' on a piece of paper, there are around 500,000,000,000 protons. if you took a space, that was many, many, many times smaller than ONE of those protons, you have the space that all matter in the universe was contained in before the big bang :stoned:

[MacWQ33]

I have a shit. load.
Thank you Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader.


Pun intended.

[BobBong]

Spain's name comes from Span or 'Spania', meaning"land of the rabbits."

[Benny Beanstalk]

finger nails grow 5x faster than toe nails.

i fucking knew it!

but my fact:

More people die from cocoanuts falling on their head then shark attacks, anually,

[Dro_Princess]

You cant lick your elbow.

[MacWQ33]

You cant lick your elbow.

Haha...I wonder what everyone's doing right now.

[Sterling]

terrorism and terrorists are no fun
and cannabis should be legal because it comes from the ground and it hasnt ever hurt anybody

[partyguy420]

If a female ferret goes into heat....and doesnt find a mate. she can die.

true fact.

I have a shit. load.
Thank you Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader.

Bob.

uncle johns kicks ass...

the simpsons origialy aired as one minute or was it 30 second comercials back in the 80's

[partyguy420]

In 1994, there were four murders and eight attempted murders of abortion providers in the United States. In 2004, there were zero.

[partyguy420]

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

[partyguy420]

Men get hiccups more often than women.

[partyguy420]

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

[partyguy420]

The human brain is 80% water.

[partyguy420]

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

[partyguy420]

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

[partyguy420]

A snail can sleep for three years.

[partyguy420]

Reindeer like to eat bananas.

[partyguy420]

In 2005, the country of Angola had the highest infant mortality rate in the World with over 187 deaths per 1,000 births.

[partyguy420]

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

[tootsie roll]

If a female ferret goes into heat....and doesnt find a mate. she can die.

true fact.

I have a shit. load.
Thank you Uncle Johns Bathroom Reader.

Bob.

A female ferret that is fixed is 1/5 the size of an unspayed ferret.

I like ferrets and was at a show and I was amazed at the sizes of the female and male mating pairs. They're huge in comparison.

I need an Uncle Johns bathroom reader. lol

[partyguy420]

There are more germs in the human mouth than in the anus.

[partyguy420]

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

[partyguy420]

and i guess im done sharing random useless information that no one will ever use...

[tootsie roll]

You can keep going. I love this kind of stuff.:clap:

[partyguy420]

You can keep going. I love this kind of stuff.:clap:

ahh... my neck is tired... but one more for tonight... and i seriously sudjest looking for all of the bathroom reader books they are full of useless facts... my friend told me this one today for a book called something like "useless facts you would never know about sex", ill see if i can barow it tomarow, or atleast make a copy of a few pages...

there are 10 calories in male seeman(cum)

[partyguy420]

ok... one more...

in japan(i think) it is ieleagl to eat a lamb that you have slept with(had sex with)

[Dro_Princess]

In west Virginia it is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

[dryst]

*bump

[bobbydabud]

It is ilegal for a divorced woman to parasail on a sunday in Miami,Flordia(miami beach)

[the joint meister]

fact: it takes about a weak to make a jelly bean

[the joint meister]

Half of all identity thieves are either relatives, friends, or neighbors of their victims

[the joint meister]

All the platinum ever mined would fit into an average-sized living-room!

[the joint meister]

People who are lying to you tend to look up and to the left (their left

[the joint meister]

The United States has the highest minimum drinking age in the world.

[the joint meister]

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

[the joint meister]

The first telephone book was one page long and had only 50 names in it.

[the joint meister]

Oenophobia is the Fear of wines

[the joint meister]

Most people who read the word 'yawning' will yawn!

[the joint meister]

The aorta, the largest artery in the body, is almost the diameter of a garden hose.

[the joint meister]

There are 11 towns in the U.S. named Moscow!

[the joint meister]

austria was the first country to usa postcards

[the joint meister]

Dating back to the 1600's, thermometers were filled with Brandy instead of mercury

[the joint meister]

Canada is directly south of Detroit, Michigan

[the joint meister]

Mexican Jumping Beans jump because of moth larvae inside them.

[the joint meister]

Martha Stewart became a billionaire while in prison.

[the joint meister]

Canola oil is actually rapeseed oil but the name was changed for marketing reasons!

[the joint meister]

The odds of being killed by falling out of bed are one in two million

[the joint meister]

In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King.

[the joint meister]

you have know sence of smell when sleeping

[the joint meister]

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

[the joint meister]

A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume.

[the joint meister]

According to legend, there’s a Superman in every episode of Seinfeld.

[the joint meister]

29% of people admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.

[the joint meister]

The Stanley Cup originally was only seven and a half inches high.

[the joint meister]

Bamboo plants can grow up to 36 inches in a day.

[the joint meister]

A frog can't empty its stomach by vomitting. To empty its stomach contents, a frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

[the joint meister]

A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

[the joint meister]

A completely blind chameleon will still take on the colors of its environment.

[the joint meister]

No one knows where Mozart is buried.

[the joint meister]

The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

[the joint meister]

Each year, 24,000 Americans are bitten by rats!

[the joint meister]

The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.

[the joint meister]

Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer

[the joint meister]

Salmon can jump as high as 6 feet.

[the joint meister]

At age 70, more than 70 percent of men are still potent

[the joint meister]

There are more bacteria in your mouth than there are people in the world.

[the joint meister]

McDonald's is the world's largest distributor of toys!

[the joint meister]

Motorists who talk on cell phones are more impaired than drunk drivers with blood-alcohol levels exceeding .08

[the joint meister]

Pierce Brosnan once worked with the circus as a fire eater

[the joint meister]

In 1976 an LA secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a 50 pound rock in a ceremony witnessed by more than 20 people

[the joint meister]

The Earth gets 100 tons heavier every day due to falling space dust.

[the joint meister]

There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.

[the joint meister]

There are no penguins in the North Pole

[the joint meister]

Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.

[the joint meister]

About twenty-five percent of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light.

[the joint meister]

Basketball great Wilt Chamberlain never fouled out of a game.

[the joint meister]

In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

[the joint meister]

In ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt.

[the joint meister]

The Zip Code 12345 is assigned to General Electric in Schenectady, New York.

[the joint meister]

A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day.

[the joint meister]

It takes twelve ears of corn to make a tablespoon of corn oil.

[the joint meister]

You inhale about 700,000 of your own skin flakes each day.

[the joint meister]

Out of all the senses, smell is most closely linked to memory.

[the joint meister]

When young and impoverished, Pablo Picasso kept warm by burning his own paintings.

[the joint meister]

The average tastebud lives only 10 days before it dies and is replaced by a new one.

[the joint meister]

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

[the joint meister]

According to a recent survey, more than half of British adults have had sex in a public place!

[the joint meister]

Brad Pitt has been smoking since the sixth grade!

[the joint meister]

Each day, up to 150 species of life become extinct.

[the joint meister]

Harry S. Truman was the last U.S. President with no college degree.

[the joint meister]

The typical shower is 101 degrees F.

[the joint meister]

The U.S. motto, 'In God We Trust', was not adopted as the national slogan until 1956.

[the joint meister]

The word 'set' has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

[the joint meister]

In Spain, it is common to pour chocolate milk on cereal for breakfast.

[the joint meister]

In 1956, 80% of all U.S. households had a refrigerator, but only 8% of British households had one!

[the joint meister]

The first TV commercial showed a Bulova watch ticking onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.

[the joint meister]

In 1954, Bob Hawke was immortalized by the Guinness Book of Records for chugging 2.5 pints of beer in 12 seconds

[the joint meister]

A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximately sixty-nine years.

[the joint meister]

It is possible to go blind from smoking too heavily

[dryst]

It is possible to go blind from smoking too heavily

u mean to much smoke getting in ur eye?

[slipknotpsycho]

Most people who read the word 'yawning' will yawn!

goddamn you...

[iwantFUEGO]

humans have a major artery in their tongue.

[Blazed and Confused]

whats with the post whoring? just put them all in one post.

[the joint meister]

goddamn you...

lol srry and im srry if i posted to many it was late at night and i was bored i thought u would all like to know some facts :thumbsup:

[the yeag]

the word dryst comes from Anglo Saxon orgin meaning lost child with small penis.

[pabloescobar209]

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

it has to be a dry, and square piece of paper for that to be true

[pabloescobar209]

The first TV commercial showed a Bulova watch ticking onscreen for exactly 60 seconds.

99% of all watch ads thats show a watch with hands, show the time 10:10

[Nodnorb]

wow too many posts tjm

[wayoftheleaf]

When the government banned ddt(chemical that killed mosquitoes, a crop pesticide) more people died from maleria than people killed in the holocaust.

[fackfackfack]

the hamburger and hotdog are both orignally german foods from hamburg and frankurt respectivally.... Do americans really call chips 'freedom fries'?? lol


uhh what the fuck? We call 'em fries...

[Nochowderforyou]

The word 'set' has more definitions than any other word in the English language.


I think the word "Fuck" has more meanings. ;)

It is impossible to lick your own elbow, and most people will try after reading this. ;)

[Nochowderforyou]

uhh what the fuck? We call 'em fries...

Or French Fries. That's what they call them here in Canada anyways.


We put mayo on our fries back home. Yum! Everyone here drowns them in ketchup, which is just gross. :p

[halo]

Or French Fries. That's what they call them here in Canada anyways.


We put mayo on our fries back home. Yum! Everyone here drowns them in ketchup, which is just gross. :p

Haha i guess pulp fiction was right. That must taste wierd though. Putting mayonaise on french fries. Im gonna try that sometime.

[the joint meister]

The earth is .02 degrees hotter during a full moon

[the joint meister]

It is now possible to print human skin with an inkjet printer!

[the joint meister]

9 out of 10 lightning strike victims survive!

[the joint meister]

The first cell phone was invented in 1924

[wayoftheleaf]

Freedom fries are the long thin fries you get, like from fast food resteraunts. they were origionaly called french fries in america. The thick short ones are steak fries. little ones in a cylinder are tater tots. thats about it really. onion rings are in the spirals.

[pabloescobar209]

In an average lifetime you spend 2 weeks at a stoplight.

[Greenport]

The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[Greenport]

There are more chickens in the world than people

[Greenport]

Every year, Alaska has about 5,000 earthquakes

[Greenport]

The hundred billionth Crayola crayon ever produced was Perriwinkle Blue.

[Greenport]

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth

[Greenport]

More people in China speak English than in the United States.

[Greenport]

An ostrich egg would take four hours to hard boil.

[Greenport]

An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.

[Greenport]

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland.

[Greenport]

Another name for the card game "Solitaire" is "Patience".

[Greenport]

The abbreviation a.m. stands for "ante meridiem". The abbreviation p.m. stands for "post meridiem".

[Greenport]

The best beaches for surfing face west.

[Greenport]

Gibraltar is the only place in Europe were you can find wild monkeys

[Greenport]

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue

[Greenport]

An elephant raises it's trunk when it senses danger.

[Greenport]

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds

[Greenport]

Pigs can run a mile in 7 ½ minutes

[Greenport]

The shortest word in the English language to contain the letters A,B,C,D,E, and F is: ‘Feedback’

[Greenport]

If you sleep in a cold room, you are more likely to have a bad dream.

[Greenport]

After eating too much food, your hearing becomes less sharp.

[Greenport]

Jack is the most common name in a fairy tale.

[Greenport]

45% of dollar bills you'll ever own have been in a stripper's g-string.

[Greenport]

After the "Popeye" comic strip started in 1931, spinach consumption went up by thirty-three percent in the United States.

[Greenport]

The largest recorded kidney stone weighed 1.36 kg.

[the joint meister]

the record for biggest dick in the world is held by me

[Greenport]

Kidney stones range in color.

[Greenport]

The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamps.

[Greenport]

The average person laughs 13 times a day.

[Greenport]

The Earth weighs around 6,588,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons.

[Greenport]

Australia is the only continent without an active volcanoe.

[Greenport]

The average North-American will eat 35,000 cookies in during their life span.

[Greenport]

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

[Greenport]

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

[Greenport]

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

[Greenport]

Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".

[Greenport]

Frogs do not drink water.

[Greenport]

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States

[Greenport]

"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

[Greenport]

Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.

[Greenport]

In one day an average person will take about 18,000 steps.

[Greenport]

The two most commonly sold items in grocery stores are breakfast cereals and soda.

[Greenport]

Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."

[Greenport]

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

[Greenport]

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

[Greenport]

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

[Greenport]

The average person spends 30 years mad at a family member.

[Greenport]

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

[Greenport]

There are three golf balls sitting on the moon.

[Greenport]

It was so cold that in the winter of 1932, Niagra Falls froze completly solid!

[iamburnt]

1 swing from a polar bear is strong enough to decapitate a human

[Greenport]

The average American spends 6 years in the bathroom, and 6 months at a stoplight.

[Greenport]

Babies have no kneecaps when they are born.

[Greenport]

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.

[Greenport]

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

[Greenport]

Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton.

[Greenport]

In 10 minutes, a hurrican releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

[Greenport]

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

[Greenport]

If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

[Greenport]

King Kong was Adolf Hitler's favorite movie.

[Greenport]

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

[Greenport]

Male hospital patients fall out of bed twice as often as female hospital patients.

[Greenport]

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

[Greenport]

30% of people asked to participate in an opinion poll refuse.

[Greenport]

Most productive day of the workweek: Tuesday.

[Greenport]

The higher the income, the more likely an American man will cheat on his wife.

[Greenport]

Cleopatra wasn't Egyptian; she was Greek.

[Greenport]

There is an ant in brazil that has a gland which causes the ant to explode like a bomb, spraying a sticky toxic goo on everybody nearby.

[Greenport]

Orca's have a tool called echo location, a sonar which allows them to "see" their prey, even it's internal workings!

[Greenport]

Noise pollution in the water has a significant effect on whales ability to navigate, hunt, locate their pods, and reproduce.

[Greenport]

The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.

[baisez le monde.]

i take it you really like random facts???

idunnoo if this one was posted already, im not gonna check



more people die a year from falling coconuts than from shark attacks

[Greenport]

The housefly hums in the middle octave, key of F.

[Greenport]

i take it you really like random facts???

idunnoo if this one was posted already, im not gonna check



more people die a year from falling coconuts than from shark attacksi saw that on a site b4 it was cool :p

[Greenport]

Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's
Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.

[Greenport]

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

[Greenport]

Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.

[Greenport]

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

[Greenport]

If your eyes are six feet above the surface of the ocean, the horizon
will be about three statute miles away.

[Greenport]

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los
Angeles de Porciuncula."

[Greenport]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

[Greenport]

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the
cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"

[crudemood]

for every 1 person in the world there is 1 billion insects.

[Cotton_Mouth]

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

He did?? :|

[Greenport]

marilyn is a girl lmao

[the joint meister]

Nachos is the food most craved by mothers-to-be.

[the joint meister]

There is a species of clam that can grow up to four feet long and weigh up to 500 pounds.

[the joint meister]

Originally, Du Pont, Inc. was a tiny gun powder mill in New Jersey.

[the joint meister]

A baby octopus is about the size of a flea at birth.

[the joint meister]

If you went out into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there's no air pressure

[the joint meister]

Fifteen people are known to have been crushed to death tilting vending machines towards them in the hope of a free can of soda.

[the joint meister]

The largest species of kangaroo stands nearly 7 feet tall

[the joint meister]

Hummingbirds can't walk.

[the joint meister]

Marie Curie, the Nobel prize winning scientist who discovered radium, died of radiation poisoning

[the joint meister]

Nearly 30% of female lottery winners hide their winning ticket in their bras.

[the joint meister]

Contrary to popular belief, putting sugar in a car's gas tank will NOT ruin its engine.

[the joint meister]

It is illegal to mispronounce 'Arkansas' while in the state of Arkansas!

[the joint meister]

Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as any other color.

[the joint meister]

Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined

[the joint meister]

New York's Central Park is nearly twice the size of the entire country of Monaco.

[the joint meister]

Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work.

[the joint meister]

Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death.

[the joint meister]

Liquid TIDE laundry detergent glows under a blacklight

[the joint meister]

Turkeys can reproduce without having sex.

[bondy]

nice run there

[the joint meister]

The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.

[bondy]

wait, it's still going

[the joint meister]

If a surgeon in Ancient Egypt lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands were cut off.

[the joint meister]

14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.

[the joint meister]

When you correct for weight differences, men are proportionately stronger than horses.

[the joint meister]

A shrimp's heart is in its head

[the joint meister]

The little bags of netting for gas lanterns (called 'mantles') are radioactive...so much so that they will set of an alarm at a nuclear reactor

[the joint meister]

The first alarm clock could only ring at 4 a.m.

[the joint meister]

The weight of a carat (200 milligrams), standard unit of measurement for gemstones, is based on the weight of the carob seed.

[the joint meister]

Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.

[the joint meister]

In Massachusetts, It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath

[the joint meister]

The Blue Whale's tongue weighs more than an adult elephant!

[the joint meister]

It takes the same amount of time to age a cigar as wine.

[the joint meister]

The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth.

[the joint meister]

Dentists in medieval Japan extracted teeth by pulling them out with their fingers.

[the joint meister]

Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

[the joint meister]

55.2% of us will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're using the toilet.

[the joint meister]

Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter

[the joint meister]

The state of Wyoming is named after a valley in Pennsylvania.