so this really isn't about weed, but it is an experience.

[intrepidus6]

At this local resturaunt a band was playing and my friend invited me to go. When we got there it was pretty cool and stuff... then my grandma calls my cell phone (actually my mom's cellphone, but she gave it to me so I couls call her when I was ready to leave) She wanted me to tell my mom that "the boxes are at my house" I was like WTF? After asking her several times I realise it means that my mom's (she's a slut) boyfriend is at home... Then this guy I'm with at the band thing asks to talk to my grandma, I give him the phone and he says things like "I like chicken dick" and "this tree is horny" My grandma calls back several times, and I give this guy the phone each time to piss my sluty grandma off. Then she calls my mom telling her that I've been kidnapped.. so my mom comes and stays for a long time pissed off at me as hell. She finnally leaves then I buy a pack of cigarettes from this guy. I was ready to go home after almost everyone else had already left, but the phone is out of batteries. At about that time she pulls up in the parking lot and I get in the car (with the pack of cigarettes stuck in my underware massageing my penis). After I refuse to tell her who the guy was that said that to my grandma she tells me she is going to give the phone to the police and have them fingerprint it... I fucking hate my mom.

[Jaycub]

You're fucking dumb and I hope this thread gets deleted.

[intrepidus6]

Why?

[Polymirize]

because it wastes space in much the same manner as you waste oxygen. This isn't even an experience, it's just you confessing to being a complete idiot.

This is a minute of my life that I'll never get back and I heartily second jaycub if any mods are listening...

[andruejaysin]

Fuck, this time of night no one has much useful to say. Post, reply, and be glad you aren't the only one awake. By the way I dought she'll have much luck gettin the pigs to run prints over this.

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

I'm very very tired....why the fuck did you post this?

[Black Water Park]

my cat's breath smells like cat food

[Cassiopiea]

my cat's breath smells like cat food

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[duncan87]

dude, you should write a book...accually, come to my thread, called movie/story ideas..that story was kinda lame, but try harder to make sense and add a story to my thread, its gunna turn out cool and maybe we can make a real movie

[LIP]

Your Mom is seriously going to have it dusted because someone said "Chicken dick" down the phone.

The cops would just laugh in her face... thats gotta be one of the stupidist things to go to the cops about.

[intrepidus6]

Your Mom is seriously going to have it dusted because someone said "Chicken dick" down the phone.

The cops would just laugh in her face... thats gotta be one of the stupidist things to go to the cops about.

Exactly, that's why (among many other things) I think my mom is a fucking bitch.

And the point of this thread was to vent my hatred towards my mom.

[LIP]

Well, at the end of the day she is still your mother, and you never get another one, but by the sounds of it she really needs to think about little things like that before doing it.

You should get her stoned with spacecake. That'd mellow her out.

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

Exactly, that's why (among many other things) I think my mom is a fucking bitch.

And the point of this thread was to vent my hatred towards my mom.

Maybe you shouldna kept handing the jackass bandmember the phone, dunsky.

[Zoosh]

You rely on your mom alot.

[intrepidus6]

Maybe you shouldna kept handing the jackass bandmember the phone, dunsky.

It wasen't a bandmember I gave the phone to, it was just a random guy there.

[Reefer Rogue]

Kidnapped eh...

[Kwali]

You rely on your mom alot.

Was thinking the same for someone he claims is a "fucking bitch"

I wish my mom woulda gave me a cell phone and a car ride whenever the fuck I wanted it when I was young.

[Kwali]

Oh, and for how much you disrespect your grandmother and mother, your mom should of swallowed.

[Nochowderforyou]

So much disrespect for your elders, calling them sluts? What the hell is wrong with you? There are people out there who grow up with no mom, dad, or grandma, and you selfishly put thewm down like that.

This story is nothing to hate anyone over. It was pointless and you blame your stupidity on your mom. Gee, what a slut to come down to the resturaunt to make sure you're okay. :rolleyes:

You're pathetic junior. You have a mom and grandma who care and you call them sluts behind their backs. Wow, you're a real winner. Life gets harder than this, MUCH MUUUUCH harder. I shit bigger problems than this.

Good luck in the future, you're gonna need it. :p

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

So much disrespect for your elders, calling them sluts? What the hell is wrong with you? There are people out there who grow up with no mom, dad, or grandma, and you selfishly put thewm down like that.

This story is nothing to hate anyone over. It was pointless and you blame your stupidity on your mom. Gee, what a slut to come down to the resturaunt to make sure you're okay. :rolleyes:

You're pathetic junior. You have a mom and grandma who care and you call them sluts behind their backs. Wow, you're a real winner. Life gets harder than this, MUCH MUUUUCH harder. I shit bigger problems than this.

Good luck in the future, you're gonna need it. :p

Hell, depending on what you eat, shitting IS a bigger problem than this.

[Nochowderforyou]

Hell, depending on what you eat, shitting IS a bigger problem than this.

Yes, especially after chili and beer. That would send anyone running! :p

[Acouwaila]

hahaha u remind me of one of my paranoid freinds

*while throwing water balloons at cars (i was 15 shut up)*

alex: "Dude what if the cops finger print the water balloons!!?"

[BobBong]

my cat's breath smells like cat food


I bent my wookie... :(

[iwantFUEGO]

So much disrespect for your elders, calling them sluts? What the hell is wrong with you? There are people out there who grow up with no mom, dad, or grandma, and you selfishly put thewm down like that.

This story is nothing to hate anyone over. It was pointless and you blame your stupidity on your mom. Gee, what a slut to come down to the resturaunt to make sure you're okay. :rolleyes:

You're pathetic junior. You have a mom and grandma who care and you call them sluts behind their backs. Wow, you're a real winner. Life gets harder than this, MUCH MUUUUCH harder. I shit bigger problems than this.

Good luck in the future, you're gonna need it. :p

rofl

well said.

[MacWQ33]

I shit bigger problems than this.


I love it.

[intrepidus6]

So much disrespect for your elders, calling them sluts? What the hell is wrong with you? There are people out there who grow up with no mom, dad, or grandma, and you selfishly put thewm down like that.


Actually, my dad died when I was in the 4th grade. He had lymphoma, but that wasen't what killed him, he died from complications from a bone marrow transplant. I'm cool with it though, he was a bad parent.

My mom was having sex with my dad when the condom broke, no lie, she told me that to make me feel bad.
She is a slut.

Everyone in my familly is all fucked up, they all have mental problems. All my friend's agree, and if you were around my familly for more than one hour you would agree too.

My mom and I were having a fight one night, so just to piss her off I brought out my bong filled with salvia (I'm out of weed at the moment, trying to find a new dealer) And I started smoking from it, then she calls 911, so I run and rip the phone cord... then she is able to convense herself that I just put incense in the bong, so I simply reply with "how did you know?"
So when the cops arrive she just tells them she dialed the wrong number.

She goes out stalking men with my grandmother (her mom) And they use special little code words to mean that the man they are stalking is at home, is at the grocery store, is out getting drunk, etc.

She vivadly describes to me how she kisses men that she barely knows "he just barely put his tounge in my mouth! I could barely feel it!"

And on top of all that she treats me like I'm a 10 year old, she follows me to parties and stuff and stays outside spying on me, and she worries that somone will kidnap me at any moment.

Now, can you safely tell me she is not a mentally ill slut bitch?

[LIP]

^^ Well if that is true, then maybe we were wrong. and maybe she needs some sort of help, i mean, if she stalking people with her mother, and telling you all the details, shes fucked.

[intrepidus6]

I know, she really does need help. And I assure you that all of that is 100% true.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

I don't care if you don't respect your mom or grandma, you are just braindead. That was a stupid thing to do and it was even stupider to tell us about it. *rolls eyes*

That being said, yeah, your family sounds messed up and I can understand why you are frustrated in your situation.

Get the hell out ASAP. But in the meantime maybe you should try to be the mature adult and not piss everyone off by giving your dumbass friend the phone.