so this really isn't about weed, but it is an experience.

[intrepidus6]

At this local resturaunt a band was playing and my friend invited me to go. When we got there it was pretty cool and stuff... then my grandma calls my cell phone (actually my mom's cellphone, but she gave it to me so I couls call her when I was ready to leave) She wanted me to tell my mom that "the boxes are at my house" I was like WTF? After asking her several times I realise it means that my mom's (she's a slut) boyfriend is at home... Then this guy I'm with at the band thing asks to talk to my grandma, I give him the phone and he says things like "I like chicken dick" and "this tree is horny" My grandma calls back several times, and I give this guy the phone each time to piss my sluty grandma off. Then she calls my mom telling her that I've been kidnapped.. so my mom comes and stays for a long time pissed off at me as hell. She finnally leaves then I buy a pack of cigarettes from this guy. I was ready to go home after almost everyone else had already left, but the phone is out of batteries. At about that time she pulls up in the parking lot and I get in the car (with the pack of cigarettes stuck in my underware massageing my penis). After I refuse to tell her who the guy was that said that to my grandma she tells me she is going to give the phone to the police and have them fingerprint it... I fucking hate my mom.

intrepidus6 Reviewed by intrepidus6 on 10-22-2006. so this really isn't about weed, but it is an experience. At this local resturaunt a band was playing and my friend invited me to go. When we got there it was pretty cool and stuff... then my grandma calls my cell phone (actually my mom's cellphone, but she gave it to me so I couls call her when I was ready to leave) She wanted me to tell my mom that "the boxes are at my house" I was like WTF? After asking her several times I realise it means that my mom's (she's a slut) boyfriend is at home... Then this guy I'm with at the band thing asks to talk Rating: 5

[Jaycub]

You're fucking dumb and I hope this thread gets deleted.

[intrepidus6]

Why?

[Polymirize]

because it wastes space in much the same manner as you waste oxygen. This isn't even an experience, it's just you confessing to being a complete idiot.

This is a minute of my life that I'll never get back and I heartily second jaycub if any mods are listening...

[andruejaysin]

Fuck, this time of night no one has much useful to say. Post, reply, and be glad you aren't the only one awake. By the way I dought she'll have much luck gettin the pigs to run prints over this.

[Ol Schwaggy Bastard]

I'm very very tired....why the fuck did you post this?

[Black Water Park]

my cat's breath smells like cat food

[Cassiopiea]

my cat's breath smells like cat food

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[duncan87]

dude, you should write a book...accually, come to my thread, called movie/story ideas..that story was kinda lame, but try harder to make sense and add a story to my thread, its gunna turn out cool and maybe we can make a real movie

[LIP]

Your Mom is seriously going to have it dusted because someone said "Chicken dick" down the phone.

The cops would just laugh in her face... thats gotta be one of the stupidist things to go to the cops about.