rents

[XTC]

Hmm so last night. I am watching Connan' O Brien and smoking a bowl sitting in my room. when there is a knock on my door. I am high as hell and i slowely move my bowl out of sight. My ma is like did u take the dog out and i was like Ya... and then she was like whats that smell and I was like.. Hmm i dont know i have my window open so its probably outside.. Then she notices like 3 or so lighters, and she is what are these lighters for. I make some BS story up saying how flicking a lighter to me is like bitting my nails. and she believed me. Nah its either My ma doesnt care if I smoke (I am 20 btw) or she is losing her mind and thinks I actually have a thing for lighters. I couldnt believe I didnt get caught..

[OutOfReality]

happened to me many times to .. my rents walking in when i'm smoking and i just hide it and they usually don't even question me and i'm 16. Sometimes they are really obvlious

[RESiNATE]

She might not suspect that you smoke dope, but she now probably thinks that you are hooked on lighter gas lmaoo

Expect a solvent abuse counsellor to visit you soon bwhahahahaha

[riverride]

My mom knows but she doesn't want me to know that she knows but I let her know that I know that she knows that I know, now we know and smoke together.

[RESiNATE]

My mom knows but she doesn't want me to know that she knows but I let her know that I know that she knows that I know, now we know and smoke together.

You know, I knew you were gonna say that!