What do you say to a new dealer?

[ChineseDro]

My friend just gave me the phone number of this one dealer he says to be "big time", but he also got it from his other friend and we both haven't purchased from him yet. I haven't bought my own ganj before, is there some sort of phrase or something to say?

[notunpretentious]

if anything just make it quick and dont be sheisty. i think its fair to let him show you the bud before you buy it, though.

of course you might get ripped off, but oh well, if you prove to be a good customer he might not in the future.

[Nochowderforyou]

When you phone him up, tell him your name and who you got the number from. Just introduce yourself pretty much. Say your good buddies with so and so and tell him you are looking for a hookup, or for some "dangerous goods" ;) Just don't come flat out on the phone saying you want cannabis or drugs. Keep it on the down low.

If he is more than happy to help you out, ask him if you can stop by or meet him somewhere for a bag. LOOK CAREFULLY inside the bag before you make the final purchase, or, at least ask him to hold a bud or two in his hand so you can see what you're buying.

Or you could just takethat risk and just buy some. Start with a low amount first like an 1/8 or a 1/4.

[Dutch Masta]

Dealers that give out their number are usually something I'd stay away from unless you really have no other way of getting bud.. He cares about: 1) Money and 2) That you arent a cop, so as long as you understand that you should be straight. Also dont make it sound like you have no experience, or hes gonna take advantage of you and rip you off.

[flamingskullballs]

the best dealers you can ever find dont even have telephones, they just sit all day and read The Dharma

[3rdEyeVision]

just call him up and say "hey man think you could sell me a bag at the westview mall (or wherever you are)", dealers get new costumers all the time and if he's big he wont really care if he knows you or not...at least thats bein my experience and Ive met quite alot of new dealers

[cannabis campbell]

Alrite its ........

I got your number from my mate ........

do you have (*weight*) of weed to sell.

simple as that lol, unless hes one of those dealers which will only sell to ppl they know which im guessing hes not

[InTheJungle]

First meetings warrant introductions. Tell him your name, how you got his number (anyone, especially a dealer, will be thinking that from the word 'go), and tell him you'd like to meet somewhere. For YOUR own safety at this point, don't go into details on the phone, if he IS bigtime, his line could be tapped.

Be safe, enjoy the grab!

[Kryzco]

first time

introductions
use code
be friendly
get bud
smoke up

[fasterspider]

I say something like "Good to meet you, lets get stoned and then you can sell me a stash."

[orangeman]

Just be like "what up" and if he replies just say "My friend, 'name' said you had some good chronic, I was wondering if you could hook me up." Something like that, if the guy knows your friend by name and you sound calm enough you might be all in :).

[sanguinekane]

Whenever I used to talk to dealers (thankfully I won't be needing to do that for a long time now), if it was a first time, I'd introduce myself, then tell them who I got their number from. Then, for both new and regular dealers, I'd ask if they were busy, if they said no, I'd ask if I "could swing by for a second and pick something up." Just don't say weed or any slang for it. If you keep it very vague and general when you call, the dealer will know what you want, but on the (very) off chance that his phone is bugged, it will be much harder for the cops to pin anything on anyone.

[Testament]

lmao @ phones being bugged from "big time dealers" ... lolol




fellas.



Theres a couple ways.
heres some basic shit --

When your buddy who gave you the number goes and picks up from him again, go with him (after asking the dealer if its ok to bring your boy / alleviating concearns he may have) and just strike up a small conversation with him when you go there. introduce yourself. ask to take down his number for the future if he seems cool with you. he'll know whats up. when you call him, remind him about meeting him. don't come right out with it over the phone, see how he is about it. some dealers are really uneasy over the phone, some aren't. makes no difference. just react accordingly. if you're going to call him, have your buy that gave you his number call him first to tell him you're going to call, and make sure its ok. this way, everyone is on the same page. your buddy will vouch for you, and thats how you meet dealers through other people, in the way you explained, by having someone vouch for you. ps- he is not "big time" ... haha. getting in with a "big time" ... or lower / mid level dealer who supplies the dealers is a little tougher if they already have plenty of business. its a different art, lol. ask me if u ever need help with it, lol. ive done my share =] just basically be real, upfront, and cool with them, and you'll be fine. don't try to be something you're not.


pz

[Nochowderforyou]

Just yell, "I'm a cop! Give me all your drugs you drug dealer you!" :p

Nah, I'm kidding. Good advice here, just follow it.

[Acouwaila]

just call him up and say "hey man think you could sell me a bag at the westview mall (or wherever you are)", dealers get new costumers all the time and if he's big he wont really care if he knows you or not...at least thats bein my experience and Ive met quite alot of new dealers

what the hell....where are you from? Ive got a westview mall near me lol

[m.g.]

and don't be surprised or take it personal if s/he hangs up on you. i never heard of anyone doing biz with a stranger and a phone call..."hey dude, you don't know me but joe sent me...no worries, i'm cool"
just sounds way too sketchy to actually work in real life. and most likely 'joe' would be shut off too for being so stupid to pass out private info like that...but maybe things have changed, i dunno...

[ChineseDro]

Thanks for all the suggestions, guys. My friend will probably be calling this guy soon for his first deal from the guy. I'll be sure to tell him what you guys told me. Than I might even make a deal myself if the guy comes through!

[psychocat]

I always say "a mutual freind said we may be able to help each other".

[iwantFUEGO]

dont worry, hes not that big time.... the big time guys are the guys who dont handle anything... they just get paid.

everyone else is just part of the ladder... the higher up on the ladder you are, the cheaper prices and better nug your gonna get.

Not saying you cant start at the top or you have to start at the bottom, but thats just the way it is...

your most likely not dealing with a big timer unless your buying lbs.

[Samwhore]

I haven't bought my own ganj before,

i remember buying my first sack, jesus, my dealer was sooooo hot!

[Wesley Pipes]

every dealer i've ever met was by face to face introductions because of mutual friends (i.e. my mates were customers), my main one who lives just up the street from me i met after a friend at work (my supervisor no less) told me that her dealer just lives up the road at "??????? house number"....

so i went round, told my name and said i was a friend of ????? and asked if she'd be able to supply me on a regular basis, me and my mate (who did exactly same thing) have been her best customers ever since.

[youngster420]

just introduce yourself and tell him that you got the # from your boy

[Inferius]

"Gimme some weed Biytch!" *slap him in face*

Guarantees the finest poison-laced weed known to man.

[£hustler£]

WHERE IM FROM WE SAY "DO YOU HAVE ANY WORK ABOUT " OR WORK ON OR SUMFINK LIKE THAT