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yoyoman1020
09-18-2006, 10:39 PM
So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!
But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!
S.P.Q.R.
09-18-2006, 10:40 PM
Hahaha
AlwaysBlazed
09-18-2006, 10:45 PM
I smoke in my bathroom every day, you just got to be careful. What I do it put a towel under the door (not rly needed but i like to be extra careful). Then I take out a lysol can to spray. Then I open the window as big as possible and turn on the air thing for when you crap. I take a hit and blow it right out the window, making sure no smoke is in the actual bathroom. Then I spray down the bathroom again, sprey myself with axe and use listerine. Then I close the window, take the towel out from under the door, put the bowl in my pocket with the lighter, dump the ashes in the toilet first, then I flush, wash my hands, and go enjoy my high.
Also after smoking and drinking alot I can control myself to seem sober (to a certain point of course, but who smokes that much alone that they are retarded, thats just weird.... unless ur really bored and you have like 8 hours).
i've smoked in the bathroom of a hotel room with my bad sleeping 10 feet away. I just exhaled into the towel. another time i was taking a shit and my mom knocked on the door asking "what are you doing in there?" don't know what she thought i was doing but i replied "taking a shit". yea.
AlwaysBlazed
09-18-2006, 10:49 PM
i've smoked in the bathroom of a hotel room with my bad sleeping 10 feet away. I just exhaled into the towel. another time i was taking a shit and my mom knocked on the door asking "what are you doing in there?" don't know what she thought i was doing but i replied "taking a shit". yea.
Haha yeah one time I made the mistake of no towel or anything just flat out smoke and my moms like "What are you doing in there, lighting matches?!", I'm like nah mah, smokin' weed. Yeah, thats when I got grounded.
Added: Also I got an extra long grounding since I was smoking on a family vacation, lol :thumbsup:
NightProwler
09-18-2006, 11:00 PM
i just lean completley out of the windo and smoke. its fine
sirsmokesalot
09-18-2006, 11:06 PM
Whe i was in high school i had my method to a perfection to a point where my dad would use the bathroom seconds after and not know a thing.
I would turn on the shower hot as can be and sit on the toilet with my bub and smoke for maybe 7 minutes, all the while exhaling through the doob tube. I would only crack the window wide enough to fit the tube through and exhale through.
another thing that makes a huge difference is capping the bowls between hits, because with my bub it can let off some smoke between when you hit and when you clear, or between lights.
after smoking i would simply take a normal shower. by the end the room has steamed enough that any suspicious smells are gone, and it simply smells like shampoo. I had this down to an art where no form of smoke that smelled like marijuana would be released at any time during the process. foolproof,
led.zeppelin
09-18-2006, 11:14 PM
Well before my mom stopped caring i would go into my bathroom (which is in my room anyway) lock the door. turn on the shower, then go into the toilet part, close the door to that with a towel underneath. turn on my extractor fan and stand on the toilet seat and blow hits into the fan. Then I'd spray some axe round in there leave the door closed have my shower and leave the fan on. works perfectly
Greenport
09-18-2006, 11:17 PM
Well before my mom stopped caring i would go into my bathroom (which is in my room anyway) lock the door. turn on the shower, then go into the toilet part, close the door to that with a towel underneath. turn on my extractor fan and stand on the toilet seat and blow hits into the fan. Then I'd spray some axe round in there leave the door closed have my shower and leave the fan on. works perfectly
exactly what i do :)
BongZoola
09-18-2006, 11:22 PM
Make sure to get the room steamy with hot water to nix the smell you could even light a match.
LiveHigh
09-18-2006, 11:24 PM
I always put a towel under the door, open the window, turn on the water really hot smoked, then i would take my shower, if i still thought it smelled i would rub some deoderent on a towel and spin it around in the air for a minute (don't laugh, it worked like a charm). Leave the window just a little bit cracked and i was on my way.
.undefined
09-18-2006, 11:27 PM
One word: attic.
HighAllTheTime420
09-18-2006, 11:47 PM
I odn't even bother to smokein the bathroom. Here's what Ido. I cover up the door with a balnket. I light an incense stick. I turn on the fan and turn it so it sucks the air out. Then light up the weed.
Frivolous248
09-19-2006, 12:00 AM
Haha, I've never toked up in the bathroom. Its not a very strategical place in my house, in my opinion. I just wait till my parents are asleep and chief in my room while blowing the smoke out the window, I don't expect them to come in my room since they're asleep, so I'm usually good, sometimes I have not even bothered to open the window. But it can get smokey, so its better too, plus sometimes you can smell it in the hall, and you need to pass my room to go to the other parts of the house.
Best way to not get caught: Don't be high around your parents at all, and only smoke when they aren't home. Night time toking can even be dangerous, even if its midnight. I know from experience.
romank12
09-19-2006, 12:04 AM
I used to smoke in the bathroom, blow it out the window and such, but eventually i started hotboxing the bathroom, then it just came to the point of me NEVER getting caught, so now i just hotbox my bedroom, with no precautions what so ever, i just sit on my couch and light up. I may be pushin my luck, but so far ive been clear.
Frivolous248
09-19-2006, 12:41 AM
Hope your luck doesn't run out...I used to push the limits too. Parents came in when there was still weed smoke in the air multiple times, even commented on it, but I told them "insence" and they were none the wiser. Got caught eventually though, now I gotta be mad sneaky.
theonlylivingboyinCA
09-19-2006, 12:56 AM
you guys should get a empty toilet paper tube .. stuff a few dryer sheets into it and blow your smoke through it.
in addition to the hot water/fan/window thing .. you should be just fine.
just blow it out your window?
Funyons
09-19-2006, 01:08 AM
i just light an incense and blow it in the fan
Yeah... I got caught smoking in the bathroom by my mom ... she said ''hey it smell like pot... next time go smoke outside '' lol ... funny
Frivolous248
09-19-2006, 01:19 AM
just blow it out your window?
The problem is, its not necessarily the smoke that smells, its the fact that you just light up some ganja. Blowing smoke out the window does not get the smell out entirely, just the smoke.
EmericanStoner420
09-19-2006, 01:20 AM
ive never really had to smoek in my bathroom, usually when i smoke in ym house its in my room after my mom goes to sleep, ill just open the window all the way up put some incense on put the fan in the window put a blaket under the door and light it up, but thats usually right after school when my moms not home or at night when shes asleep, every once and a while whne i cant smoek in my room for soem reason ill go into my bros room, his closet is like 8x3 and i jsut clam bake in there, its great
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The problem is, its not necessarily the smoke that smells, its the fact that you just light up some ganja. Blowing smoke out the window does not get the smell out entirely, just the smoke.
spray ozium :thumbsup: :rasta:
OniEhtRedrum781
09-19-2006, 01:22 AM
I smoke in my bathroom all the time, but I got a fan dealy on the ceiling so it sucks up the smoke...
HypnotizedMind
09-19-2006, 01:24 AM
I used to wait until till my rents were asleep but one night i toked up so much bud they came down stairs cause the smell had reached up into there room.
Then we had a talk.
And now i step outside.
Samwhore
09-19-2006, 01:25 AM
Whe i was in high school i had my method to a perfection to a point where my dad would use the bathroom seconds after and not know a thing.
I would turn on the shower hot as can be and sit on the toilet with my bub and smoke for maybe 7 minutes, all the while exhaling through the doob tube. I would only crack the window wide enough to fit the tube through and exhale through.
another thing that makes a huge difference is capping the bowls between hits, because with my bub it can let off some smoke between when you hit and when you clear, or between lights.
after smoking i would simply take a normal shower. by the end the room has steamed enough that any suspicious smells are gone, and it simply smells like shampoo. I had this down to an art where no form of smoke that smelled like marijuana would be released at any time during the process. foolproof,
unless the smoke gets in to the towels, then it stays in the towels for a while,,, i go outside or in my room, open a window and have a bottle of frebreeze, it only works if you go late at night
halosin8r
09-19-2006, 01:27 AM
Back in Highschool, I'd just sit on the couch, and if my dad walks in, I would ask if he wants a bowl. My uncle, father and grandfather all done it in their past and my uncle still does once in a blue moon.
Around here it was called a 'sploof'. A toilet paper roll, a few dryer sheets stuffed inside. Exhalation through the tube. Maybe some extra body spray (for the room/yourself) as a precaution. :thumbsup:
Funyons
09-19-2006, 01:32 AM
yeah we were at my friends house and we were using his dads bong and his dad walked down and was like i would take a hit but i gotta go hahaha (his dad still smokes)
make love on drugs
09-19-2006, 02:13 AM
just add some incense
some candles
and a snoopy
:]
Bob the Awesome
09-19-2006, 02:04 PM
You just have to know your house, what places are better than others, and what you're smoking out of (bowl, bong, joint, blunt).
I personally smoke in the basement, but I generally avoid doing it at home anymore, if you can go somewhere else, even outside, it's probably safer.
Nochowderforyou
09-19-2006, 02:44 PM
I used to smoke in folks bathroom all the time.
All I did was turn on the shower as hot as it could go, get it steamy in there, turned on the exaust fan, and I blew it outside and into the fan, which then went directly outside. After I was done smoking, I then took a shower, and all the smells from the soap and such, with the mix if the steam and blowing the smoke out the fan, it didn't smell at all.
The prblem with yours is that you just turned on the hot water and sat in there smoking. Of course the smell won't dissapear. That's like smoking in your room with no window with the heat turned up. It doesn't surprise me that you almost got caught.
dreadedben
09-19-2006, 03:58 PM
Smoke some crack, it'll mask the canna-smell.
InTheJungle
09-19-2006, 04:41 PM
i blaze in the bathroom all the time. you just suck at it. :D ;)
Storm Crow
09-19-2006, 08:13 PM
Kids, you need a vaporizer! It REALLY cuts down the smell! I've had my hubby walk in minutes after I vaped and he didn't notice anything! Also, you need less pot for the same high. Your lungs won't get crudded up- NO SMOKER'S COUGH! AND what's left over can be used in cooking (some folks even smoke it and say they can get high a second time). OK, it is less conveinent- it takes 5 minutes to warm up and you need to hide the vaporizer from the parents, but it is stealthy, healthy and keeps you wealthy cause you need only 1/2 the pot! (Dang, I remember $10 ounces) Vapor Brother's is a good buy. Look into getting a vape- end of lecture- Granny Storm Crow
yoyoman1020
09-19-2006, 11:23 PM
you guys should get a empty toilet paper tube .. stuff a few dryer sheets into it and blow your smoke through it.
in addition to the hot water/fan/window thing .. you should be just fine.
how does this work exactly? does it just filter the smoke so it doesnt smell as bad or what. and do i still need to blow that out the window or just thru the tube thing.
YouD0nt
09-20-2006, 02:31 AM
yoyoman, blowing it throught tha doob toob then outside is probably your best bet, just to be safe.
:thumbsup:
Captain Hanks
09-20-2006, 02:42 AM
how does this work exactly? does it just filter the smoke so it doesnt smell as bad or what. and do i still need to blow that out the window or just thru the tube thing.
I'd still blow it through the window if I were you, doob tubes are mostly supplementary and do not cover the smell 100%. Unfortunately for me my parents lock all the windows in the house and everything so smoking is impossible. I just don't even bother.
AlwaysBlazed
09-20-2006, 03:49 AM
<-- Just got back from smoking in the bathroom with a parent right outside the door. My way works :)
acrca
09-20-2006, 04:56 AM
i smoke in the shower alot and my dad never smells it you just hafta make sure you have a window and really hot water going, but i dont really like doing it in the shower anyways because the water always screws my lighter up
fikusroot
09-20-2006, 05:01 AM
My friend had an idea where he worked out in the same shorts and jeans for 3 days and then hid them in his room. It smells like ass but doesnt smell like pot.
SkatePopwar
09-20-2006, 06:29 PM
alright try this out, its a combo of 2 methods ive done to reduce the smell of smoke, if blow out a window and spray down itts probably be completely undetectable.
so....get a water bottle (poland spring or anything else, doesnt rlly matter) and get a nail or something reasonably sharp and metal, heat it up with a lighter and push it through the bottom, moving it in circles till the holes about the size of an eraser. now, get some fabric softeners (those sheets that you throw in a dryer that smell really good) and cotton balls, first stuff 3-4 dryer sheets through the top onto the bottom, or until you think its enough, and then pop a bunch of cotton balls in until its almost full. k! your done! now all you do is get the top layer of cotton balls a little bit damp (spray bottles work well)and blow your hits in there, preferabbly out a window. it should work wonders!
i used to smoke in my room at night after my mom and her bf fell asleep. closed the door, put a towel underneath, then opened window. didnt use a blow tube too much, cause i realized smell didnt stick long.
over the last year, year and a half i got lazy though. i either smoke on my deck(if i roll a joint or blunt), or i just smoke in my living room when their asleep. no blow tube, no axe spraying. then again, i smoke a jack after, which covers the smell.
yoyoman1020
09-20-2006, 09:12 PM
My friend had an idea where he worked out in the same shorts and jeans for 3 days and then hid them in his room. It smells like ass but doesnt smell like pot.
haha awesome. i dont know if id be willing to make that sacrifice though
hammertime
09-21-2006, 01:19 AM
i usually shit in my pants for a week so then my parents cant smell the weed, they only smell my shitted up pair of jeans mud staining the white carpet
fikusroot
09-21-2006, 03:03 AM
I'll sometimes get mexicans to sleep in my room and urinate on my walls just to get the smell of weed and cheap cologne out of my room.
When my parents are asleep ill either go out on the front porch with the light off and smoke, or down in the backyard in the hot tub (best place to spark up a bubbler, smoking a bubbler with bubbles all around you is the way to do it). when it's day time ill go out back and around the side of the house so my neighbors don't see me
Buddha Man
09-21-2006, 05:00 AM
hahaha pretty funny how u acted like u were lookin for someone else. i can picture me doin that too. u wanna kno another true story? today my grandmother found and threw away 13 seeds i had been planning to plant. damn lucky she didnt find my bowl and grinder. phew!
pixel
09-21-2006, 08:40 AM
couldn't of said it better myself dude. i was caught in the bathroom, not redhanded but a situation similar to yours. the bathroom is one of the most retarded spots to try to smoke when you think about it, but at the time, i didn't. i was focused on the fact that i could lock the door and smoke without worrying about someone walking in on me. what I would do was spray lysol, take a hit, spray lysol where i blew the hit, and i would think that was fine. it wasn't. even with the lysol, something just doesn't smell right.
what you need is tobacco odor spray, designed to mask the smell of a ciggarette. and ciggarette smoke is tons more potent and smelly than pot smoke, so this stuff is overkill.
now when i say you need a different spray, thats for other things. don't get the idea that smoking in the bathroom works (that is unless you have a window in your bathroom and a fan you can exhaust the smoke outside with, then with that spray too you are fuckin SET).
EVEN SO, i still do not recommend smoking in the bathroom ever. imagine if someone needs something out of it and knocks on the door, asking you to hand it out to them. when you open a door backwards (opening it towards you) the air gets pushed out to a new space where there was no air before, and your door knocker gets a huge breeze of whatever it smells like in your bathroom instantly.
if you really have no other choice than the bathroom, use a bowl/bong/bubbler (if you use a blunt or joint you deserve to be caught because you will be, especially a blunt, that's asking for it), make sure you have a doob tube, a window, a fan, and tobbacco odor killer.
hugs not drugz
09-22-2006, 07:00 AM
wow funny i see this post. a few weeks ago i was blazing in my bathroom and i know that i would be alone for at least 4-5 hours. so i light the bowl and blow it out. i have no fucking idea how but it gets into the vents. my bro doesnt know i smoke, even tho i do it at least 3 times a day and live with him, and he was supposed to be out and everything too, but he came home for some shit and turned on the air.... in 5 minutes, it smelled like there was a fucking kickback in my house. he knew what was going on and what not. only reason i dont want him knowing is cuz he holds shit against me so if i get him mad, he "tells" or w.e, so i say, extremely faded, "ya, my friend came and did it while i was out geting lunch" haha he baught it and still thinks im clean. k later
orangeman
09-22-2006, 10:29 AM
So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!
But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!
LOL, just go outside..but this was a funny story :p.
Bob the Awesome
09-22-2006, 01:22 PM
If you have the money, a vaporizer would work great... but not everyone can get one easily.
Just find a better spot, outside in the garage or something.
exiled247
12-31-2006, 11:32 PM
So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!
But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!
that sucks, but it's funny at the same time... please tell me that you laughed at least once after everything was said and done!
potsmokingnome
01-01-2007, 02:40 AM
So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!
But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!
lol
bavet
01-01-2007, 03:36 AM
Haha I Smoked in my bathroom when I lived at home one night. Mom got up came down stairs while I was in there tokin up. I finnish, go to my room. Minute or so later mom comes in and says she smells ciggerette smoke and asks if I was smoking. I say yea, and she bitched me out about smoking in the house.hahaha didn't smoke a cig either.
Domiko
01-01-2007, 08:29 AM
...now I gotta be mad sneaky.
Man, I just thought that was ridiculously guffaw-able for some reason.
Heh.
mr_vega
01-01-2007, 10:12 AM
So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!
But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!
i got caught like this too.
slipknotpsycho
01-01-2007, 10:57 AM
that sucks, but it's funny at the same time... please tell me that you laughed at least once after everything was said and done!
dude, ok if you're going to bring up old-dead threads, atleast stop talking like these people just posted yesterday... so far, every thread you've brought back from the grave, that member is long gone, yet you still post like they just posted the thread yesterday! i'm sorry, but it's irritating to me, if you MUST comment on the post it's self, not to the poster.
Reefer Rogue
01-01-2007, 11:37 AM
So last night at about 10:30, when everyone in the house was starting to wind down, I went to the bathroom and turned on the shower, and locked the bathroom, and then smoked a bowl, and blew into the shower. Then I wet my hair and turned off the shower and went back to my room. About 5 minutes later my mom opens the door of my room and is sniffing. After she walked away I got up and asked her what was wrong and she was like "do you smell that?! it smells like someone's smoking a ciggarette!, It almost smells like pot!" I'm high and panicking but I keep my cool and pretend to be shocked and i run around outside to look like I'm looking for someone smoking. She eventually gave up and went to bed so phew!
But the moral of the story is, if you live with your parents, and dont have a real good place to smoke, dont do it in your bathroom!
yeah, don't do it because you got away with it...
Niglet187um
01-01-2007, 03:13 PM
Haha, I've never toked up in the bathroom. Its not a very strategical place in my house, in my opinion. I just wait till my parents are asleep and chief in my room while blowing the smoke out the window, I don't expect them to come in my room since they're asleep, so I'm usually good, sometimes I have not even bothered to open the window. But it can get smokey, so its better too, plus sometimes you can smell it in the hall, and you need to pass my room to go to the other parts of the house.
Best way to not get caught: Don't be high around your parents at all, and only smoke when they aren't home. Night time toking can even be dangerous, even if its midnight. I know from experience.
Yeah I know what you mean I used to think night was the safest it was 1am when I got caught.
funfubarman
01-01-2007, 03:55 PM
i smoke in the bathroom every day, just use a waterfall sobe bottle it does not smell
hello3pat
01-01-2007, 04:02 PM
I only smoke in the bathroom if I'm taking a shower at the same time, I can currently smoke an entire joint without it going out while taking a shower:jointsmile:
funfubarman
01-01-2007, 05:20 PM
never tried that one but i only smoke (now that i am home and not at collage) in the bath.
affasd
01-01-2007, 07:08 PM
ya i smoke in the bathroom everynight when my parents are asleep i just use the toilet paper roll thing and blow hits into the vent, if my parents are still up i turn on the shower too really hot with soap and shit and then just leave the vent on after for like 15 min and the smell goes away
Dutch Masta
01-01-2007, 09:05 PM
ya i smoke in the bathroom everynight when my parents are asleep i just use the toilet paper roll thing and blow hits into the vent, if my parents are still up i turn on the shower too really hot with soap and shit and then just leave the vent on after for like 15 min and the smell goes away
the smell will not go away like this. you are only fooled into thinking it will because our noses get used to smells after a while and you are tricked into thinking it doesent smell..
ANY time you smoke in a room its going to smell, no matter what. But whats more important to worry about is not letting the smell leave the room.
Borde in Space
01-02-2007, 02:14 AM
ya man i have a sliding glass door in my room that goes outside. thats if i dont just go into my basement and smoke smoke smoke
wen i was 14 smoking in ma bathroom lol ages ago now
i just would spray deodrant on me as i went up stairs so any oen cumin near wuld get lynx in the face open both windows have sink full of hot water n shampoo n smoke out window
exmonkeypunk
01-02-2007, 03:10 AM
you guys should get a empty toilet paper tube .. stuff a few dryer sheets into it and blow your smoke through it.
in addition to the hot water/fan/window thing .. you should be just fine.
this technique is the absolute best for smoking. I've used this for over 10 years and it works awesome. It is an ancient ninja secret i've learned along the way. i'm actually surprised that someone else knew about it. As long as you don't let any smoke roll off the pipe, you'll be straight. You could smoke with someone in the same room as you and they won't smell the buds, just the sweet smell of dryer sheets. try it out, you'll use it for the rest of your life, well, at least till you move out.
exmonkeypunk
01-02-2007, 03:13 AM
the smell will not go away like this. you are only fooled into thinking it will because our noses get used to smells after a while and you are tricked into thinking it doesent smell..
ANY time you smoke in a room its going to smell, no matter what. But whats more important to worry about is not letting the smell leave the room.
that is very ignorant of you to say that the downy sheet trick doesn't work. you should try this yourself before saying it's not effective. i wouldn't have used it for all these years if it didnt work.
wi$3man
01-07-2007, 01:09 AM
i have a storage room behind my closet
4gan2ja0
01-07-2007, 01:15 AM
Yeah I know what you mean I used to think night was the safest it was 1am when I got caught.
yeah man, fucking just finished blazing as my parents bust in my room going what smells like weed!? i also didnt wait till they were sleeping :D needless to say i got in shit, no grounding though:jointsmile:
big smoke07
01-07-2007, 01:16 AM
Do none of you have screens on your windows?
biohazard
01-07-2007, 04:06 AM
i smoke in the bathroom every day... ive had some fucking close calls too. the best way to do it is make a lightbulb vape and use that to smoke. blow the hits into a dryer-sheet tube, in the direction of the fan. i dont have a window in my bathroom so thats not an option. also turn the shower on as hot as it can go, the steam masks a bit of the smell. spray some deodorant and youre set.
i usually get lazy though and just turn the fan on and smoke out of my pipe, the bathroom smells like weed for 30 mins after im done. almost got me caught about 3 times so far.
JeenYuss
01-07-2007, 04:33 AM
i smoke outside but sometimes theres circumstances such as hotels etc.
what i do is turn the fan and shower on, then when im done ACTUALLY take a shower so it smells like soap and shampoo
idk if any1 already said that i didnt feel like readin it all but thats wut works easy plain & simple
:rastasmoke:
exiled247
01-07-2007, 04:53 AM
dude, ok if you're going to bring up old-dead threads, atleast stop talking like these people just posted yesterday... so far, every thread you've brought back from the grave, that member is long gone, yet you still post like they just posted the thread yesterday! i'm sorry, but it's irritating to me, if you MUST comment on the post it's self, not to the poster.
well you can fuck off... if it irritates you that much then don't read the damn post... no one else that has replied since me has a problem with it.
partyguy420
01-07-2007, 05:37 AM
i just sit in my room, with my bedroom door wide open, and 3 foot tall plants sitting on the floor around my cmp desk and smoke my bud on my bed, and shes just like, you have random drug tests you know...
ahh the happyieness you get from having a ex pot head mom... I LOVE MY MOM... SHES THE COOLEST...
B-Dizzle
01-07-2007, 05:55 AM
I'm a noob to smoking so I never thought about the bathroom thing til a while ago. I was at a friends house and we grabbed his bong and went to the bathroom, toweled the door and turned on the fan in the cieling. Then when we were done he took a shower. it smelled fine.
wrasler
01-07-2007, 06:57 AM
my senior year in high school i tried the whole weed in the shower stuff and my mom came in later on during the day and was like, hmm it smells kinda sweet in here. almost like......marijuana. weird. she left it at that cause i played ignorant, but it hella scared me.
now, we toke in the dorm showers at 3 in the morning when the ra's have already made their rounds. its fuckin awesome chambering out the showers.
herostyle
01-07-2007, 01:49 PM
If you do it in your bathroom you basically just gotta be careful. Make a spoof(paper towel tube with dryer sheets at the end) if you have to.
herostyle
01-07-2007, 01:56 PM
Also put a lot of shampoo in your shower so it will cover the smell.
Zoosh
01-07-2007, 03:32 PM
I hate having to prepare so much to smoke.
Putting towels under doors - celotaping the edges of doors - running around the room after your done to circutate the air.
Save your weed, smoke when its best.
TheKidThatLovesMary
01-07-2007, 03:41 PM
nice you have to play it cool otherwise you end up getting fucked.
affasd
01-08-2007, 03:38 AM
I hate having to prepare so much to smoke.
Putting towels under doors running around the room after your done to circutate the air.
Save your weed, smoke when its best.
I do the routine like 3 times at least a day lol, towel under door, running hot water with soap, grab pipe and paper towel roll thing, smoke bowl, blow hits into vent, ash bowl in sink, wash hands, and done. I do it so much i can smoke a bowl in like 5 min, and its my own bathroom in my room so no one really ever goes in there.
OniEhtRedrum781
01-08-2007, 03:50 AM
I've got a perfect set-up in my bathroom. I turn on the fan and open the window, Smoke, take a shower, spray a little air freshener, and then open the window. I can't prove it, but I feel like all the steam clings to the odor and brings the smell out with it when I open the window...
wrasler
01-08-2007, 03:55 AM
and paper towel roll thing
haha. the "doob tube" is what we call the roll w/ dryer sheets. anyways, in college, we just light an incense stick and it completely covers the smell. they're cheap too, like 2.50 for 30.
chriscannabis
01-08-2007, 08:54 AM
Back when i was younger, I'd just either leave during the day and go to my neighbors house or at night, go in the garage and pretend to play pool and just walk outside and take a couple hits than shoot more pool.
lazy smoker7
01-08-2007, 03:37 PM
personally i like to smoke in my car in the morning. I just hot box the shit out of it in the drive way. Then I find it so funny after i get done smoking, i lower all 4 windows down and turn the air on and i pull out of my drive way and i start driving to where ever i going , but in the mean time theres this fucking huge cloud/trail of smoke trailing behind my car while ill drive away. For some reason i just find it funny to think of my car going down the street and theres a huge cloud of sweet bud smoke leaving the car. ( I just hope one day a cop isnt passing by when i do this tho lol. Its usualy early in the morning so no one sees
intrepidus6
01-08-2007, 09:18 PM
I do like that only in this one sort of storage room thing in my house and I go to the indow, don't even stick my muther fucking head out the window, I just sit on the god damned floor next to the homophobic window and do my shitful shit out the god damned fucking window. I use a little bit of petit tr'e cool incense and It's probably like totally the like totally fucking worst like place in like the fucking house, yo ho. But hell what the fuck is my mother doing hell shit don't let me get caught high.
I'm really high right now, fo shizzle.
blackbarbie
01-15-2007, 02:37 AM
today i did this. this was my 1st time smoking in the bathroom, but i opened the window, burned insence and turned the shower on. then i sprayed some victoria's secret body spray around & changed my shirt for good measure. my dad didnt come home yet so i dont know how good this works lol
FloydianOverdrive
01-15-2007, 08:14 PM
i've smoked in the bathroom a few times. since i dont have a window in the bathroom i stuff a toilet paper roll with dryer sheets and exhale through that, while i have incense burning all around. then i spray with air freshener and go chill.
smok3y
01-16-2007, 05:40 PM
Never smoke in my bathroom or bedroom.. Got an attic which has been converted, so that is my chill / smoke room.. Beats having to go outside or tryin to stealth smoke ...
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