You might be a grower if...

[stinkyattic]

Okay, this is an obvious one.
I'll start:

You might be a grower if:
-you have ever paid $8 a pound for animal feces
-you have ever gotten a sinus infection from micorrhizal fungi
-you use candles to light your home and STILL can't get your electric bill below $200 a month
-you have more fertilizer components than items of personal hygeine on your bathroom sink
-there is cloning solution in the fridge
-you work at an insurance agency, live in the city, and still manage to have dirty fingernails all the time

[turtle420]

- You don't stop browsing cultivation boards, even though you don't grow at the moment.

- You forget similar threads (http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=63434) to yours. :p

I love you Stinky Attic! :)

[stinkyattic]

Oh no!
I wonder if we can get the mods to like graft this thread onto the old one.
I love the post about seeing plastic containers and imagining holes drilled in the ops!

[BlueBear]

You have peaces of perlite on the floor through out your house.
You have 5 gallon buckets of water and milk cartons full of water all over the place.
You know the employees hours at the garden store.
When you go into buildings and notice how loud there venting systems are.
You know more about nutes than the employees at the garden store.
You size up the buckets of dog treats at Wall Mart to see if they could be used as a bubble cloner.
think about grows you want to do a year from now.
you start campaigning against Miracle Grow like people campaign against McDonalds and other fast foods.
Adieu

[Whos Carl]

you might be a grower if you sleep in your grow room.

[busteruk7]

you might be a grower when your browsing thru growing videos and start picking out the faults lol
cheers all :)

[Organic Rasta]

You might be a grower if you have 6500k compact fluoros all over the house in the spring time; and 2700K in he summer and fall.

......You may be a grower if your garden has fruits and veggies all around the same pH requirements.....and you use Guano teas on them.

......You may be a grower if you drive around on a normal day and notice what could be good grow spots outdoors.

....you may be a grower if you compare home garden seed prices with those in other countries.


.....you may be a grower if you use Foxfarm Ocean Forest with your house plants.


.....you may be a grower if you have a magazine, book, and DVD section for growing on the bookcase.

[SpiritLevel]

You might be a grower if you have to convince people that what they can always smell on you is your deordorant and not fresh resin of fresh herb

[Dutch Pimp]

..you wear sunglasses at night....and just love staring at the light......

[Cas]

......You may be a grower if you drive around on a normal day and notice what could be good grow spots outdoors.



that's me alright. :D

[YASoob]

I like to keep it on the low but i gotta put my two cents up.

you might be a grower if you talk to someone that smokes also and they don't know shit about cannabis, then you get piss because you have the passion for cannabis.

[660]

if you wake up at 6 in the morning to make sure ur plants are watered and happy on your day off.

[Stylus]

when u set ur alarm to wake up every morning to see if the timer put the lights on...

[Markass]

I like to keep it on the low but i gotta put my two cents up.

you might be a grower if you talk to someone that smokes also and they don't know shit about cannabis, then you get piss because you have the passion for cannabis.

Or...the people that upon your mentioning of strains begin talking of how they've grown "36 hydro plants outside and the heat got up so they had to replant them in pots indoors" hmm..yes.

[OmegaVermelho]

....u might be a grower if u use soil but still go to the hydro boards...
....u might be a grower if u know as much about lights then the dudes in G.E...
....u might be a grower if u sit and watch th grass grow...
....u might be a grower if u see ur plants in ur dreams...
....u might be a grower if u´ve read Cannabis grow bibble more times then any other book...
:stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned::stoned:

[latewood]

if...you have had a 335 dot inlay guitar on layaway for a year, because you had to buy nutes and a ventilation system.

you never throw away any containers.

you go to cannabis.com before any other site, every time you log on to the W3...

[sdhall36]

one of your shopping list reads something like: Bread, Milk, Eggs, Perlite, Cheese....

[TheGreenFog]

...if you look at every piece of storage furniture or closet and mentally divide the space into veg and flower....

TGF

[yabatab]

-when someone knocks on the door you freak out and tip toe to the
window to see who's car is in your drive way before answering the door.

[geestacker]

you might be a grower if there is a very brite orangish light escaping the cracks of your garage that all your neibors are talking about:stoned:

[TheGreenFog]

:eek:

You might be an amatuer grower in danger of being caught if....


you might be a grower if there is a very brite orangish light escaping the cracks of your garage that all your neibors are talking about:stoned:


:(

[the image reaper]

you might be a grower IF:

you find yourself over 2000 miles from home, and phone a neighbor, requesting a 'welfare check' on your 'babies' ... :smokin:

[stinkyattic]

You have peaces of perlite on the floor through out your house.

-You might be a grower if your last major household argument was over whose turn it was to vacuum up the pieces of perlite all over the house :D

-You might be a grower if you have to scramble to put away all the bottles of questionable chemicals that are laying around when you hear a knock on the door

-You might be a grower if you do not own a cat, yet for some reason walk out of the pet supply store with a dozen kitty litter trays

-You might be a grower if you get all excited and borrow a friend's pickup truck when potting soil goes on sale at the end of the season

[mendokid]

You might be a grower if - the bag in your vacuum has a street value

You might be a grower if - the person behind you in the checkout line picks something off your sweater then adds zig-zags to their purchase

You might be a grower if – you have ever scraped your dog or cat and come up with a whole joint

[stinkyattic]

You might be a grower if - the bag in your vacuum has a street value

You might be a grower if - the person behind you in the checkout line picks something off your sweater then adds zig-zags to their purchase

ROFLMAOPMP

[OmegaVermelho]

....u might be a grower if in ur bowser the bookamarks menu has folder named MJ-Info with 1463 links

[the image reaper]

You might be a grower if - the bag in your vacuum has a street value

You might be a grower if - the person behind you in the checkout line picks something off your sweater then adds zig-zags to their purchase

You might be a grower if â?? you have ever scraped your dog or cat and come up with a whole joint

outstanding ! .. we have a winner !! :dance:

[Dutch Pimp]

...you don't watch Indycar or NASCAR racing on TV...the noise hurt's your ears.

[LIP]

when u set ur alarm to wake up every morning to see if the timer put the lights on...

Yeah, i've done that lots of times.

When you walk down the street and you look at random plants and wonder how they smoke

When you look through electrical magazines at the lighting fixtures and think how you can make it all into a grow op.

[maryjanehaze]

When you walk down the street and you look at random plants and wonder how they smoke

^ I'm loving it haha :thumbsup:


...you might be a grower if you base your parent's visits on when your harvest will be done

...you might be a grower if you sacrifice self-comfort of your house's temp. to keep your plants cool

...you might be a grower if you walk into walmart for mentos and come out with cfls...

[notorious P.O.T]

...you might be a grower if you walk into walmart for mentos and come out with cfls...
haha very true!

[L3G10N]

you might be a grower if...
you use the Applebees curbside takeout trays with the clear lids as humidity domes.

[Abattoir Dream]

you might be a grower if you look for a water source as soon as you see a big patch of sunlight

[Tupamaro]

-you can teach your mom how to make her garden even better
-you call a water or soil company's question line to ask the pH
-you feel weird if there's the same cashier time after time at the local groshop
-you wonder what that the other guy is gonna do with the 1000hps he just bought

[brookerosebud]

you may be a grower if...
you've ever noticed others' vent systems and exhaust sticking out of the wall/roof.

you think, "yep, that would grow some shit!" every time you pass a streetlight.

you've ever driven down the road, and suddenly smile and start sniffing as you cruise through a gulley.

it's 40 degrees outside, and you have a window unit ac running.

[Tupamaro]

brookersbud if thats ur pic as ur icon thing than i need to visit next time in the states

[JackdaWack]

You might just might be a grower, if you have this plant, caller pot, growing in ur basement.

Or if your mom says to you in the morning "I found your hightech pot garden" And then never mentions the fact again becuase she broke ur door and ur pissed.

You are grower, when u think about ur house might burn down ever other minute ur lights are on.

[Anathema2121]

You might be a grower if you have to explain to your mom why the fan she bought for your room disappeared.

You might be a grower if you want to slap people every time they refer to good bud as "hydro." :mad:
(or even worse if they think hydro is a strain "i have some hydro seeds")

You might be a grower if you have ever gotten weird looks after people hear you talking about girls growing balls and becoming hermaphrodites.

[ConnieSewer]

Hehe... I love going to the garden center or Home Depot and seeing if I can tell who's buying supplies to grow weed. The other day I saw two guys who were obviously in college, walking around the garden center mumbling to each other, one was carrying a box of dolemite lime and a bag of organic soil - and the other guy was carrying a bunch of 2 gallon pots and was trying to find a pH meter. Both of them looked high as hell.

[stinkyattic]

Hehe... I love going to the garden center or Home Depot and seeing if I can tell who's buying supplies to grow weed. The other day I saw two guys who were obviously in college, walking around the garden center mumbling to each other, one was carrying a box of dolemite lime and a bag of organic soil - and the other guy was carrying a bunch of 2 gallon pots and was trying to find a pH meter. Both of them looked high as hell.

Connie, that made me laugh! I do that sometimes.

How about, you might be a grower if you drive around and look at the houses that are for sale locally, trying to decide how you would configure them as a growhouse. Of if when you bought your place, your realtor had NO idea why you didn't want the gorgeous 1880 victorian right downtown that was a total STEAL...instead settling on a more expensive house that was uglier than shit on the outskirts of town...

[JackdaWack]

haha this thread makes me laugh stoned, when im not even stoned!

[ConnieSewer]

Connie, that made me laugh! I do that sometimes.

How about, you might be a grower if you drive around and look at the houses that are for sale locally, trying to decide how you would configure them as a growhouse. Of if when you bought your place, your realtor had NO idea why you didn't want the gorgeous 1880 victorian right downtown that was a total STEAL...instead settling on a more expensive house that was uglier than shit on the outskirts of town...

Hehe... funny you should mention that. I called my realtor yesterday - I've been looking for a new place, and I told him yesterday that I really wanted a place with a "gigantic walk-in closet".

My realtor, who's a life-long pothead and a good friend, looked at me with a sly grin and said "uhh huh... got a lot of clothes, do you?".

:D

[Racerx]

You might be a grower if...your buying a shopping cart full of oscillating fans in the dead of winter

You might be a grower if...you suddenly run out of dinner with your family, realizing you never reset your timers at home

You might be a grower if...the guys at the local welding shop make fun of you when buying CO2 for your "...uhhhh welding"

You might be a grower if...your sleeping and social schedule revolve around your lighting schedule

You might be a grower if...your electricity bill is more then what you pay for rent

You might be a grower if...you open a closet only to find bud you were drying months ago and forgot about

You might be a grower if...you cant decide whether to spend your last $20 on nutrients or food

and you might be a grower if...you talk about how your babies are mature enough to flower and your not talking about your kids entering puberty

[xiansi]

You might be a grower if you get a tan.. indoors.

You might be a grower if your family thinks you have a dead skunk in your room.

You might be a grower if you use candles and a bar-b-q to save on the electric bill.

You might be a grower if every dog in the neiborhood is attracted to your yard.

You might be a grower if you've ever thought about setting up in a bus so you can travel and still harvest.

[howsyourroof]

ypu might be a grower if when u go to grocery store and all u buy is dry ice ,baking soda and viniger

[Organic Rasta]

You might be a grower if you have cooltubes on your dining room ceiling lights and are thinking of more ventilation for the fireplace.

[Abattoir Dream]

Hehe... I love going to the garden center or Home Depot and seeing if I can tell who's buying supplies to grow weed. The other day I saw two guys who were obviously in college, walking around the garden center mumbling to each other, one was carrying a box of dolemite lime and a bag of organic soil - and the other guy was carrying a bunch of 2 gallon pots and was trying to find a pH meter. Both of them looked high as hell.

hahaha thats me and my friend! i swear! lol we always go to gardenin shops for supplies when were stoned, and we allways mumble real quietly to each other lol, i swear the amount of suspicious looks we get... mwahahaha

[c of green]

[quote=Anathema2121]You might be a grower if you want to slap people every time they refer to good bud as "hydro." :mad:
(or even worse if they think hydro is a strain "i have some hydro seeds"

that is the most ANNOYING thing!

You might be a grower if...you open a closet only to find bud you were drying months ago and forgot about.

just found one the other day(what a lifesaver:D )

you might be a grower if
.............can.com is your homepage

.............if you make other people go to the garden store for you so you won't be seen

.............if everything has been said but you still post because you agree so much:D

[burnable]

you might be a grower if...

...you spend 23.5 hours a day in your house and never get bored.

...your former smoking buddy with his high-paying job and hot wife is jealous of you.

[burnable]

...you mention your "unit" several times a day but you're not referring to your penis. ok maybe i'm stoned on that one

[dusto2k3]

You might be a grower if you've ever thought about setting up in a bus so you can travel and still harvest.


Hey, thats my idea, don't try to steal it LoL!!!! I was thinking one of those super nice RVs !!!!!

[rusty shacklefurd]

if you've ever thought about steeling your street light,

if your kids think that god lives in you closet,

if you've ever stared at a plant for over an hour.........

[zeabrid]

You might be a grower if you want to slap people every time they refer to good bud as "hydro." :mad:
(or even worse if they think hydro is a strain "i have some hydro seeds")


Every single fucking day man....every single day.:(

[lovetogrow]

you might be a grower if 90% of the books and mags in your house are on growing/weed/etc.

[lovetogrow]

ive only read about 10 books in my life that wasnt on this subject, i hste reading , but cant stop reading these.
p.s if anybody knows o a book out there not in my stack please let me know i got to have it.

[rhizome]

You might be a grower if-

- You are'nt allowed to store any more bugs in the fridge, no matter how beneficial.
- You can tell how many ballasts are running in room blindfolded- by sound.
- You've been woken up in the middle of the night by the sound of something not running.
-You notice where dryer vents are when you drive by.
- You've ever looked at a laundromat longingly...
-You honestly have no idea what the retail on an eighth is these days.
-Your cat runs off with a bud- and you can't be bothered to chase him.
- You've ever de-seeded a bud- and tossed the smoke in the ashtray.

[doco]

You might be a grower if: You get Christmas Cards from 1000bulbs.com
(or insert hydro store, nursery, etc)

[secretgarden]

You are on a first name basis with the cashier at the garden center at walmart or lowes.

You get pissed when walmart turns the garden center into christmas central

You know all the prices for ferts and soil in all the local stores by heart

You spend more money on garden material then on food

Your life revolves around a 12/12 then 11/13 then 10/14 then 9/15 schedule

If your closet glows and has a high temp then the rest of your house

You buy distilled water by the case

you look at the cover of high times and laugh because you think the bud is to small

You're the only college age male on the block with a full blown "tomato" garden in your back yard.

You refer to your plants as your daughters and smile when you think about them

You talk to your daughters on a daily basis.

[secretgarden]

One other thing too

If you check cannabis.com more often the your email

[nick_420chronic]

if u have a 1000 w hid as a night light.

[canuck grower]

Oh man, these are hilarious. Only been growing since November and can identify with a few of them.

You know you're a grower when...

- you wake up 15 mins before your lights come on without an alarm.

- you live in a one bedroom apartment and it takes you 2 mins to answer the door.

- you always just miss phone calls because you have to run to a room with a phone in it.

-canuck :jointsmile:

[latewood]

if...You are freaking the Fuck out; Because, Your AC just went out it's January and it 70+ degrees and Humid + Hortilux...You all know what I mean...hehhehhehheheh, Well...If you are a grower. peace

hadn't contributed in a while.

[Volker]

I was taking the laundry down off the drying rack - which I also used to dry popcorn nugs and minor branches - when I noticed a green something lying on the floor. Bonus!

[canuck grower]

That'll roll you a nice fattie! Bonus indeed. :jointsmile:

[Prunedale]

I was taking the laundry down off the drying rack - which I also used to dry popcorn nugs and minor branches - when I noticed a green something lying on the floor. Bonus!

Shaa? Magically Babe-licious!!

You're a grower if... You have Blankets covering your windows.
You're a grower if... Your best friends aren't welcome anymore because you just don't trust "ANYONE"
You're a grower if... People in your city look at you like you're crazy or puzzled when you're looking for and mention Rock Wool.
"Never heard of it" "What kind of rocks do you need?"

You're a grower if you're a stay at home parent and spend your spouses money on all your "baby sitting materials and supplies".

[Prunedale]

And your a grower if you're partner switches to liquid fabric softner cause her dryer sheets continue to vanish. Yet the grow room smells pleasantly fresh.

[Prunedale]

And your a grower if you're partner switches to liquid fabric softner cause her dryer sheets continue to vanish. Yet the grow room smells pleasantly fresh.

Or if you have a bunch of cut gallon containers outside all in a row to catch rain.

"Yay I got some rain"

-got a few pints stored =D

[Abattoir Dream]

u mite be a grower if you can tell a female preflower BEFORE any pistils turn up....

[HiInOC]

u might be a grower if your searching the whole house with an extention cord to find a light thats still on after you just popped a curcuit.

u might be a grower if everytime someone walks into ur house they ask " what kind of air freshner do u use"

u might be a grower if everyone 30 minutes u walk to the closet to " see if they are ok"

u might be a grower if you build up enough rewardpoints at ur local petsmart, that they give you the next aquarium air pump for free

u might be a grower if you freak out everytime someone mentions the word weed outside of ur house.

:stoned:

[RedEye69]

...you have a large walk in closet, yet your clothes are in closets in rooms on the other side of the house.

[canuck grower]

Ha ha. That reminds me of when I prepared my closet to grow in... all the clothes in it got dumped into a pile in the corner of my bedroom for a couple months. For some reason I don't look in my closet for clothes, just the dresser drawers.