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S.P.Q.R.
09-17-2006, 12:18 AM
Ok follow these instructions..

1: Load a bowl
2: smoke it
3: Load another bowl
4: smoke it!
5: Repeat as neccessary until you're good and stoned
6: Answer these questions;
http://www.marijuana-anonymous.org/Pages/12quest.html

Haha this might be really lame, but for some reason I couldn't stop laughing after I answered those questions. They make it sound like heroin lol, "Do you plan your life around Marijuana??" haha

:stoned:

Cas
09-17-2006, 12:20 AM
haha what bullshit. "The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using marijuana." well i guess i'll never become a member :dance:

Greenport
09-17-2006, 12:25 AM
iv said yes to like 4 of those lol

Frivolous248
09-17-2006, 12:32 AM
1. Yeah. It stopped being fun once my parents got home.
2. Yeah. Thats the only time I get high, haha, its not a fucking social drug like alcohol.
3. Yeah. What the hell else would I do?
4. I'm more likely to be friends with someone who smokes than someone who doesn't, cause thats something in common. I have plenty of non-toker friends though.
5. Nahh, I just don't deal with my problems to begin with! :p
6. lol feelings
7. Yeah, thats what being high is.
8. Don't smoke dope, just weed.
9. Yeah, occasionally I forget where I left something, especially when I'm high, oh well, I can live with it.
10. Yeah, its no fun being dry.
11. Yeah, to a point.
12. I don't have relations with my relatives, thats fucked up.

Oh no...I'm an ADDICT!

acrca
09-17-2006, 02:25 AM
HAHA i have actually been to two of these meetings, i had to go after i got arrested w/paraphinalia. its a big circle of people who quit weed supposedly just talking about the experiences theyve had and some ppol were talkin about how they did acid and coke and shit it was pretty fun actually. right when i got home from it i smoked up a fat bowl :stoned:

kknight
09-17-2006, 02:39 AM
Dude, to an extent I have to answer yes to all questions.

S.P.Q.R.
09-17-2006, 02:50 AM
Dude, to an extent I have to answer yes to all questions.

Yeah almost the same here. But to label yourself as an addict due to these questions is just hillarious.


HAHA i have actually been to two of these meetings, i had to go after i got arrested w/paraphinalia. its a big circle of people who quit weed supposedly just talking about the experiences theyve had and some ppol were talkin about how they did acid and coke and shit it was pretty fun actually. right when i got home from it i smoked up a fat bowl :stoned:

Haha yeah I know a friend who had to go to one of these meetings, that's what made me look at the website.

johnnyAKABob
09-17-2006, 01:27 PM
damn im an addict apparently. shit im gunna fail my life and acheve nothing, well its too late now to do anything might as well light up another bowl

AlwaysBlazed
09-17-2006, 01:39 PM
Wow, I am a fucking addict.

DylanN89
09-17-2006, 02:25 PM
me addict nooooo...... o fuck it... yes im absolutley 100% in love with Maryjane :thumbsup: :D

NightProwler
09-17-2006, 03:32 PM
smoking is still fun for me,
i get high alone allll the time
a life without marijuana woudlnt be so hard for me.
ive got some friends who dont smoke, and im fine with that. but most do
no, i dont use marijuana to cope with my problems
i dont smoke if im feeling depressed, simple as that.
yes. i love it. its like a different point of view than the entire rest of the world.
yea i have, but i never actually planned to keep the promise in the first place.
yea definitly my memmory, and my concentration in school, and motivation to work hard.
no, i definitly do not plan my life around weed.
no

Skrappie
09-17-2006, 04:46 PM
I'm not an addict, i just need cannabis to function.:stoned:

U4E uh
09-17-2006, 06:06 PM
I've seen this site, they use the same rules and sayings as this other drug abuse program I went to. Only the one I went to focused on all drugs and alcohol, not just weed.

amsterdammed
09-17-2006, 06:21 PM
yes i'm an addict.

better dope then going back to be addicted to drink, fuck that.

Professor Dan K.
09-17-2006, 06:59 PM
hehehe, thats pretty funny.

I like #7 -Does your marijuana use let you live in a privately defined world?
Hell yea it does, thats what i likea bout being stoned :rasta:

and i think we can all agree with #9

fasterspider
09-17-2006, 07:15 PM
I am an addict but I don't use anything but weed now a days. I have been down that road with narcotics and it was a dead end street but now all I do is smoke weed and my life is fantastic.
Yeah, I am an addict.

Inferius
09-17-2006, 07:52 PM
I have an addictive personality (gives me an excuse :)
But i'm not an addict. I like weed. A lot.
I smoke it alone, mostly. I love the self-defined world, what kind of sheeple fucktard doesn't???
I'm also not addicted to sex, adrenaline-activities, or watermelon.
I like them. A lot. And they're just as chemically pleasurable as weed.

Zoosh
09-17-2006, 08:36 PM
. Yeah. It stopped being fun once my parents got home.

hahaha nice one

MeatRulz
09-17-2006, 08:39 PM
NO.

sanguinekane
09-17-2006, 10:13 PM
Well, according to that questionaire, I'm an addict.

According to reality however, I just enjoy weed.

CBsDankNugs
09-18-2006, 01:08 AM
i do plan my life around marijuana. of course i do. sitting around sober isnt any fun

myselfandi
09-18-2006, 01:24 AM
Why does doing a drug alone make me an addict? I like to drink alone sometimes too, that doesn't make me an alcoholic. Sometimes things are just more fun accompanied with some alone time.

I love getting stoned and putting on some music and meditating. That isn't very practical in a social situation :p

WakingDream
09-18-2006, 01:37 AM
Sorry, that's pretty lame. It implies that smoking bud with friends is ok but to do so alone is wrong. Why do people think "social" drug use is ok while smoking a bowl with your coffee is not.

Dutch Masta
09-18-2006, 01:37 AM
Marijuana is not addictive. Quite simply, its just really good, therefore it is desirable. Cigrattes are addictive, because when you are without them you crave them and are not content until you have smoked one. Nobody feels this way with smoking pot, its more of just a desire to smoke since we love the way it makes us feel. Anyone who feels that marijuana fits into the definition of "addictive" needs to also consider television, the internet, cell phones, driving a car, going to the bathroom, eating, taking a shower, sleeping, brushing your teeth.. etc.. addictive. They are all things we do by choice, very often. Its a huge difference from "addictive" which I think people truly need to understand. Marijuana should simply be considered an additonal routine.

IseektheTruth
09-18-2006, 03:17 AM
i hate the word addict!@

DylanN89
09-18-2006, 03:23 AM
i also am one of those to an extent. i am high right now, and just read that

thats nice only 20 more posts for u my friend and ur a 420 :D HAHA YEA! :thumbsup:

DannyMan
09-18-2006, 09:21 AM
Wow, I am a fucking addict.

Couldn't say better myself, hahahaha.

Nochowderforyou
09-18-2006, 02:18 PM
My name is Chowder, and I'm...I'm addicted...to marijuana. :p

cole
09-18-2006, 05:36 PM
8 . Have you ever failed to keep promises you made about cutting down or controlling your dope smoking

yes lol oh well i still get what i need done so its all good :p

Nodnorb
09-19-2006, 12:24 AM
in not addicted to it its addicted to me ... oh no here comes anouther bowl... stay away...*takes hit*

partyguy420
09-19-2006, 04:16 AM
YAY!!!! IM A POT ADDICT YAY!!!!

P.S. some one better put that on there sig

Purple Banana
09-20-2006, 12:43 AM
LMAO at the "going to the bathroom is an addiction..."

I need help... I... CAN'T STOP... BREATHING O_O!

How can these idiots (or ANYONE for that matter) distinguish the fine line between cannabis ENJOYMENT and cannabis addiction?

Exactly. You CAN'T.

Inferius
09-20-2006, 01:22 AM
LMAO at the "going to the bathroom is an addiction..."

I need help... I... CAN'T STOP... BREATHING O_O!

How can these idiots (or ANYONE for that matter) distinguish the fine line between cannabis ENJOYMENT and cannabis addiction?

Exactly. You CAN'T.

Addiction is defined as having a withdrawal, when too long without a fix.

yoyoman1020
09-20-2006, 03:50 AM
fuck that shit, it's all so biased.