zombie take over!!!

[dryst]

ok...zombies have infected the world and are slowly spread everywhere...u have an hour to get the supplies u need and find a safe place to make ur last stand before the zombies make it to ur area...what do u do?

[Captin]

i'd get a chainsaw, some gas for it, an ounce of bud, bong and a lighter. oh and some moist towelettess because im sure that'd get pretty messy.

[partyguy420]

i'd get a chainsaw, some gas for it, an ounce of bud, bong and a lighter. oh and some moist towelettess because im sure that'd get pretty messy.

plus ammo for all the guns in the house.. all of the guns... and the actions(the bolts for the rifles and clips for the hand guns, and the revolers for the revolers) and lots of food... and my chain saw clothes... and my chain saw boots.

[sanguinekane]

Call up the rest of the local regiment of the Zombie Defense Organization. You think I'm joking do you? I'm dead serious (pun intended), my friends and I have funded several tounge in cheek (though only slightly) groups at the various universities we ended up going to a year or so ago. The one I set up at UCSC has 24 members ready to drop everything, form up and kick some zombie ass when the invasion comes. We've got plans, supplies, and an urge to purge the undead.

If I wasn't with them though, I'd grab as much food, water, medicine, clothing, bud and weapons as I could reasonably carry and still move fast. I'd jump on my bike (cars are too noisy, and all roads are likely to be jammed anyway) and speed off into the wilderness. I'd try and find a very secluded spot far away from any former population centers, and see if I could wait it out.

[dryst]

im grabbing the biggest gun and sharpest object i can find (of course a load load of ammo) and the hottest human chick in the area and 15 pounds of the finest bud around and going into a 2 sotry building where i can make my stand from up stairs...while i wait ill have unprotected sex in foriegn postions all the while toking a bowl...i guess i should brg some food to huh?...

[canucktoker]

If it happens i will admit i was wrong about gun control.

[dryst]

If it happens i will admit i was wrong about gun control.

canadians are born with a genetic build for having strict gun control policys...canada will be the first to fall to the zombies :p

[homestar]

i'd go to the costume shop and get the best zombie costume they have...........

















:D

[Sabron]

What i whould do is Get to the mall in any way possible.. its only 5 mins away...Find a huge truck and fill it with Growing supplies, Food, Water, Bowls, Bongs, i whould grab a nice quality bow and a shitload of arrows, Many knifes,Gasoline, any games that can be played with 1 person, batterys, flashlights, hammer, nails,saw, and any other supplies i might need but cant think of right now, That whould take a total of 45 mins to gather everything.. Hotwire a truck n load it all up.. Head back to my home and knock down the stairs leading up to the deck so no access is allowed by the zombos.. Board up the front door with A Thin steel covering and wood and seal off all access to the hallway TO the front door.. Then i whould wire a nice grow setup and start growing.and go on with my life from the occasional popping a zombo from my window with bow/arrow..If the zombos where killed off i whouldnt care.. If i knew somone that got bit i whould say " Well then.. Sucks to be you " ..if i got bit i whould go on the deck and sit on the side of the deck.. when i turned i whould fall off.. HIGH ><

[Lethal G]

Those zombies will kill me! Which is why I'm gonna drink this zombie antidote...

*zombies come and tear me limb from limb*

Didn't work...*falls over dead*

[HypnotizedMind]

Shotgun+lifetime supply of ammo.

everything in kroger.

everything at convient store.

seeds and soil and pots and lights and a generator.

and then just hold up in my basement.

[NextLineIsMine]

Id kill lots of people, extract their brains and throw them in a pile. While the zombies were busy munching on those then id go smoke my bowl in safety

[dryst]

im calling up the cast from resident evil....brb...

[Kenn]

man thats a pretty grizzly senario, I got kids so my first priority wld be them ,in the desert there is some old opal mines id head for there with all the food ,guns and weed i cld carry.

[dryst]

*bump

[slipknotpsycho]

go down the street to the store, stock up on water, canned foods, noodles and shit like that, and on the way back stop by the gunstore also just down the street and pick up couple of pistols, a couple of shotguns, an assault rifle, and a sniper rifle, and more ammo then i can carry (lol, i'd throw it all in a car bag by bag) and prepare to make my last stand.

[Whos Carl]

I would hide in the woods with my dog,

[Tomorrow Never Knows]

I would just listen to Rod Argent playing the piano. It really would not be that scary to have a keyboard based British Invasion group take over the world.

[iwantFUEGO]

i do this everyday.... go buy "dead rising" for xbox360.

[halo]

i do this everyday.... go buy "dead rising" for xbox360.

Best 360 game period. Maybe Call of duty 2.

Anyways. I would take my truck to the hardware store. Buy wood and board up all the windows in doors because zombies are stupid and slow and have a hard time opening boarded up doors since their practically braindead. I would also but lots of weapons. Machine guns, grenades, and id make some homeade bombs (and bongs) and i would stand on the top of my house waiting for the herd of zombies to come. When they got close enough i would through grenades and bombs into the heard. As well as fire at them with guns. Then a bunch would be dead and i would be neigborhood hero. All would praise me. And then i would run for office of something and work my way up to president. My main focus of the campaign would be the man who saved his neighborhood from the deadly zombie outbreak of 2006. I would then get elected president(cause everybody loves a zombie killer) and i would then legalize marijuana and other drugs. Then all would love me. I would dismantle the DEA. I would then live out my dream. Getting high in the oval office. It would be utter bliss. AND i would have a massive cannabis party at the white house. And every member on here would be invited. But no one else would be. And it would be sweet. And then world peace would be achieved cause the other countries would follow the US's model of things.


Peace!

[NightProwler]

kil myself

[Inferius]

Drive to nearest supermarket with family and pick up trucks, , load up on as much supplies as possible. Hardware store (with guns and ammo) is next door, load up. Drive home, Unload everything, barricade doors/windows, fortify everything,
and use tools to have easy access to roof.
Work from there.

[Euphoric]

PRETEND IM A ZOMBIE THEYLL NEVER KNOW HHEHH

[Euphoric]

i do this everyday.... go buy "dead rising" for xbox360.

GEEZ HOW MANY COPIES OF DEAD RISING DO U HAVE BY NOW :dance:

[Euphoric]

i'd go to the costume shop and get the best zombie costume they have...........

















:D
UM U STOLE MY IDEA :mad:

[Gothen]

See, when I first played the original Resident Evil on PSX, it freaked me OUT! Like nightmare status, ya know? I was, what, 10? So I had a right! lol Anyway, I used to constantly think about the scenario and what I would do.

I've not a PHOBIA about it anymore. But, every once in a while, I'll glance around and think about the things around the house I could use to block all the windows and doors and have a chuckle.

If it really happened, I live on the second floor of an apartment building complex. The only bad thing is is that the patio doors are both made of glass. So, I'd have to go to the store and buy all the wood necessary had, and lots of nails, and go home, quickly board of the entire length of the two doors (like...9-10 feet?) and then I'd bolt up the door. After that, I'd throw the huuuuge, homemade oak table that my uncle made and wedge it against the door and the wall that is right across from the door. After that, I'd probably put more boards vertically over the boards already horizontally fixed over the patio door for extra protection.

I have swords, katana's. Both are sharp enough to actually cut a little bit into a steel, box-fan engine. I think my defense would be enough to buy me just enough time to starve to death.

I'm just thinking...in Land of the Dead, it takes place 3 years after Dawn of the Dead. So...I'm thinking going into the woods in the middle of nowhere and trying to wait it out won't help much. Eventually they'll wonder close enough to you to be able to smell you.

Which brings up another point, the makeup thing don't work because they say that zombies can tell you're a human from the way you move, and you're smell.


Sorry, I used to be into this, remember??!?

[Nodnorb]

wow i think i would just go to like mississippi u cant find anything in that crazy state and wait it out with old reliable(shotgun) and and airsoft gun for the kicks and u cant for get the grow setup like erebody said plus i would bring my copy of the zombie survival guide (its a real book)

[fasterspider]

I would put on some early Pink Floyd "be careful with that axe Eugene" and then "One of these days". And while it is playing I would bake then cut loose with my zombie killing weapons of death and destruction.
If that failed I would put my head between my legs and kiss my own ass goodbye.

[chisme]

get loads of cannabis seeds make a fenced off area with electric fence grab a load of sub machine guns , night vssion goggles, and mae myself a new country

[Mista Sippi]

wow i think i would just go to like mississippi u cant find anything in that crazy state and wait it out with old reliable(shotgun) and and airsoft gun for the kicks and u cant for get the grow setup like erebody said plus i would bring my copy of the zombie survival guide (its a real book)

cerain parts are like that, just don't go near jackson. killer zombie crackheads would be like a double wammy wouldn't it? BRAAAINNSS!!! BRAAAAINS AND CRAAAACK!!

but if zombies came up right now, i'd get dressed, grab a couple knives and a big fucking stick and start fucking running around killin shit. zombie or not, you fuckin dead. i'd hit 3 stores on my way running starting with the gun store that is so convieniently on the corner a block away. get gunned up, and run to the liquor store. gotta grab a couple bottles and then be out. finally hit he joo man store and grab all the blunts i can carry and a carton of newports. then i'm headin to my weed man's house to hole up like fuckin soldiers and smoke blunts till they get us.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I would sit down and enjoy a nice wank. Why in such a rush? Zombies move at the pace of snails.

[4252]

We've been dealing with zombie infestations for years already; they call themselves the moral majority.

4252

[LowVoltageNerd]

I would lock myself in your grow room.

[yankeesgirl83]

omg after i saw the remake of dawn of the dead i seriously pondered this question for a long time. like i'd lose sleep over it. i even went and bought that zombie survival guide book, but couldn't read it all the way through cause it freaked me out. i think we'd basically all be fucked if zombies invaded. unless you like shooting dead things in the head. eh hmm.

[chisme]

I would get a shotgun first off. Gotta have the shotgun. Next I would get a reliable piece of transportation, that could hold off swarms of zombies. I would then spend the rest of my life roaming the Earth in a Robin Hood style of raiding on the stores of the world to keep myself alive. Also, saving hot babes and getting sexual rewards. If all the babes were zombies, I would just end my life there would be no point.

id join billion folds gang and be second in command:rasta:

[KillerDemo]

grab the shotty and chronic, steal me a lifted 4x4 and run shit over

[Gothen]

Hurrah, my poor one man squad is now a TWO man squad.

In the scheme of things, just another person you have to look out for.

I would want to travel alone, because less noise and plus, I won't have to worry about other people. I could just move at my own pace, and if I did get discovered, I'd only be killing myself, not anyone else.

Now that I'm high, I'm thinking about how sad of a situation this is. How...terrible and terrifying it is. If you think about it, how many people could POSSIBLY survive? A couple hundred thousand in the WORLD?? Probably not even that.

If I did survive, I'd have a lot of trouble dealing with it. So many people dead, ya know? Pretty much everyone I know would be DEAD. In fact, it's almost a GUARANTEE. Lucky enough that I survived, let alone my friends or family.

If zombies DID take over the world, I'm not sure I'd want to survive. I'd probably run up to a group of them and start swinging and fighting without any weapons, because I know that if I did I'd probably die.

[4252]

I'd be relatively safe; they like to eat brains, and I don't think I have one they'd be interested in.

[twist n shout]

Ive got a friend who has an underground bunker in Hells canyon Idaho thats totally self sufficient and stocked with supplies to last 1yr for 12 people.Thats where me & mine will be.

[Gothen]

I don't really think so. I don't know, I go with more of Romero's take on it now. The zombies live for years just wondering around looking for food. They're DEAD. They don't HAVE to sustain themselves, they just want to.

What kills them out is decay. That's why I think it would be a hopeless situation no matter what. Unless you can fully sustain yourself for years in your own little room or top floor of your house, or even your underground bunker.

[4252]

Seriously, I can't believe I'm wasting time thinking about this, but here goes;

Tactically, the zombies have only one thing that makes them a threat - they're persistant. That'd also be their weakness. And I've never seen them retreat, in all the movies (really stupid). Any enemy force that congregates mindlessly, and doesn't have the sense to bug out when they're met with superior force is doomed from the start.

A. Get yourself a tank or tanks at the local Army Reserve center. Not one of those high tech monstrosities, but nice reliable old M-60's if you can find them. Then there'd be no shuch thing as being cornered by the bums. Simply roll over them; 10, 100 or 10,000, it wouldn't matter. I'd like to have a group of about 2 or 3 for mutual support.

B. Establish a zone which can be defended, and counter attack whenever they show in sufficient numbers to make it worth your while. A typical Zombie squad would consist of about 3 or 4 people; weapons including but not necessarily limit to frag grenades, shotguns, RPG's, and maybe flame throwers if you can get your hands on some. Mop-up/burial details would also be necessary; we all know how a bunch of neutralized zombies can clutter up the view.

C. Keep expanding your defensive zone, both to limit the activity of the zombies, and to keep ahead of the stink of perhaps thousands of rotting bods all over the place.

D. Have at least one good lawyer on hand, for when they start complaining that their civil rights have been violated.

E. Contemplate the morality of "killing" thousands of individuals who're already dead, look back with no regrets, start rebuilding society. Hopefully one better than the terrible mess we've created in the last few thousand years. (That's what these stories are really about, isn't it?)

$@%@

[likemclever]

D. Have at least one good lawyer on hand, for when they start complaining that their civil rights have been violated.
$@%@

ha ha my favorite part.

and I would have thought that your solution to the zombie problem would have involved switchblades.

How have you been my friend? It's been a long time. ;)

[Cooler Then Jesus]

ive read the survival guide

all i would need.

SKS rifle, and maybe a Pistol (.38, or .44, 10 round mag atleast)
many boxes, crates of ammunition
food and seeds
bong
lighter
lighter fluid
some HPS lights and a hydro setup
okay now im just fantasizing

[4252]

ha ha my favorite part.

and I would have thought that your solution to the zombie problem would have involved switchblades.

How have you been my friend? It's been a long time. ;)

Hi there beautiful, how're you doing? How's the little one? I miss our conversations; go figure, it'd take a monster movie fantasy to pull me back here. I'm such a schmuck. Where's Scarlett crush?

If the zombies get troublesome, would you be willing to command the #1 tank? Maybe it wouldn't be neccesary; you'd probably manage to stun them with your looks alone. I can see it all now. You say "Sit!" over a bull horn, and 100,000 zombies obediently park their sorry butts on the grass and wait for 100,000 doggy treats, with their tongues hanging out. Make that 100,000 zombies and one tr4252.

tr

[likemclever]

Hi there beautiful, how're you doing? How's the little one? I miss our conversations; go figure, it'd take a monster movie fantasy to pull me back here. I'm such a schmuck. Where's Scarlett crush?

If the zombies get troublesome, would you be willing to command the #1 tank? Maybe it wouldn't be neccesary; you'd probably manage to stun them with your looks alone. I can see it all now. You say "Sit!" over a bull horn, and 100,000 zombies obediently park their sorry butts on the grass and wait for 100,000 doggy treats, with their tongues hanging out. Make that 100,000 zombies and one tr4252.

tr

Scarlett, I’ve seen her now and then but haven’t for ages. Her return only foreseen by the stroke of luck that normally precedes her.

I am well considering I’m in my last semester; descend for the wagon, so I can get one of those pesky job thingies I’ve heard so much about. My little one is as sweet and terrifying as her mother :eek: .

As for the monster thread your return makes perfect sense to me. I would imagine that your primal instincts took over and you thought there might be a damsel in here that needed some looking after (perfect logic.) We had better hope that those zombies are not redheaded female zombies; I may have to relieve you of your command for fear that you might consider throwing yourself upon their mercy :D .

You know you really should post more. You’ve been missed.

How is the living by the sword part of your life going? You’ll have to post me a picture and show mw your latest creation. Have you managed to keep the rest of your body intact at the day job?

Hoping your well,
likem

[Funyons]

well a hookah and id smoke up the zomnbies! for free!

[S.P.Q.R.]

Call up the rest of the local regiment of the Zombie Defense Organization. You think I'm joking do you? I'm dead serious (pun intended), my friends and I have funded several tounge in cheek (though only slightly) groups at the various universities we ended up going to a year or so ago. The one I set up at UCSC has 24 members ready to drop everything, form up and kick some zombie ass when the invasion comes. We've got plans, supplies, and an urge to purge the undead.

LMAO you know what's fucking hillarious? Me and my friends did the same thing in case of an Alien Invasion, lol. We got maps for our city, made plans on where to go, ect. My friend even stocked up on canned food lol

[4252]

Yes, the job thingies. Necessary evil, I guess. Good to hear you're OK, as is the little copper coin. I've missed you too.

Suspended operations for a while, due to being a bit smashed up presently. Dislocated shoulder, banged up left hand which has given me the opportunity to ponder the phrase chronic pain in depth. Healing up rather slowly. Have been immersed in programming, feeds & speeds, merits of various cutting tools, etc. for a new CNC (computer controlled) machining center I added to the shop a few months ago. If I can't even use a file without screaming "ouch!" every few seconds or so, maybe a computer-brained machine should do the work instead. This is working out really well; I've never had such precision available before, and every piece comes out the same (like hell, I'm always tweaking the programs) and fits as close to perfect as I could wish. Finally got some rhodonite, but I was disappointed with it, haven't used it yet.

No need to relieve me, my loyalty is secure. There's only one redhead (er, strawberry blonde) I can think of that could hold my attention. Never cared for zombie girls anyway, one broke my heart (well, bit off a small part of it, actually) when I was a teenager.

Stay well.

tr

[dryst]

*bump

[mini pothead]

Ide pack up all my pets, grab my biggest chef knife and best blunt object incase of disaster, get my family, load into the car and hide away on my dads property up in the mountains near barrabba ( australia) and just live up there with the generator, fresh water, and my dad keeps like a years worth of unperishable food up there:D Oh and he grows up there so no worries :rasta:

[halosin8r]

realistically in an hour, I'd prob only be able to achieve my vehical, a metal baseball bat, a small supply of canned food and drink, and maybe a gun if I am lucky enough to come across someone unlucky enough to lose it.

[Euphoric]

ive read the survival guide

all i would need.

SKS rifle, and maybe a Pistol (.38, or .44, 10 round mag atleast)
many boxes, crates of ammunition
food and seeds
bong
lighter
lighter fluid
some HPS lights and a hydro setup
okay now im just fantasizing

hahahah ddude that data picture for no reason made me laugh like a maniac

[buddymyfriend]

1. Collect all my weapons, dusters, bats, knives and sword. Collect household weapons, my lil bro has a homemade flamethrower!

2. Get gf, family and pets to a safe(r) place.

3. Hit the local RAF base and tool up proper stylee!

4. ON way the RAF base, a few quick stops at shops for food n drink.

5. Seeing as my dealers aint gonna need there stash I'd rob their herb and equipment, ready for my own set up.

6. Find some high ground and sit that shit out, while my gf tends to my crops!

[MastaChronic]

i would gather up at least a hundred pounds of high grade herbage, a bunch of elmers glue and pigs blood, i would disguise the bud as brains by rolling it and making it stay like that with the elmers glue, then i would dip them in pigs blood to give it a realistic quality and start throwing them at the zombies, getting them to stoned to know what they want with me, of course this plan could backfire, giving them the munchies and makem want my brain even more

[Professor Dan K.]

depends actually, are they old school zombies that are slow? or are they new age zombies that can sprint and catch you?

if they are slow zombies id just laugh because i can out walk a zombie anyday. If i know theyre is no use and im going to die soon, get a bunch of pain killers or something and take them so i can feel nothing and some steroids or something so i can keep using my muscles for a long period of time. Id go to the nearest open area with a hanzo sword and unleash the wrath that is the professor.

however if they are fast zombies, id hold up in some sort of building with as much food, alcohol, weed, guns and ammo as i could carry. stock up everything and chill on the roof and pick off zombies all day. maybe make some dynamite and chuck it in the middle of a zombie mosh pit and fuck up a whole bunch at a time while being totally baked out of my dome.


fast zombies suck, they dont even give us a chance.

[dryst]

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