Tribute to Afroman fans

[the yeag]

well ill start and lets see where this goes remember the song.....cause i got high........just keep it going


i didn't go to work today...cause i got high....forgot to call my boss..cause i got high...lost my godamn job...cause i got high...so im sitting here at www.cannabis.com writing crap who knows why..cause i get high cause i get high.. cause i get high.....


i was smoking bud and eating pizza...i like to get high.. got sauce in the carb...cause i was high....now my buddies are tasting mozzeralla...i wonder why..cause im a dirty fuc.k ...when i get high..when i get high..when i get high





i forgot to wash my ass....cause i got high...forgot to go to mass....cause i got high...now my girl wont let me smoke my grass...i wonder why... i said bye,i said bye..id rather be high.....


come on keep this going, i love this song...

[Whos Carl]

You're the bastard I kept shouting at in chat.

[jonny]

You're the bastard I kept shouting at in chat...Cause you got high?

;)

[the yeag]

come on carl...you can do better than that.....keep afromans dream alive~

[Sterling]

has anybody ever seen afroman in concert? or ever bought weed from afroman (laughs)

[the yeag]

i wont let it die........




i thought id i start a post today.....but i got high....
but i guess this is all that i get ........because your all high
so look at the tear in my eye .......while you get high

lets all get high...get high..........hmmmm.....sigh

[the yeag]

well i guess thats the end ....so ill get high
you guys really let me down..
and you know why.....your all to high to high to high




boy some of you must think im crazy if you dont know the song......or cant humm it along while you read this crap

[the yeag]

revive the thread...it wont die just like....mexi-brick-weed

[LIP]

I hate Afroman, cos his music is shit, and the lyrics insult weed, even if its all meant as a paradoy...

Weed should be given praise, not fucking be blamed for EVERYTHING.

He's a fucking joke.

[the yeag]

yeah well do you have any skills..guess not mabyee i should have posted some rolling stones lyrics. then you might have replied corectly..anyway this is a parody of that fat bastard ...just have some fun man

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I hate Afroman, cos his music is shit, and the lyrics insult weed, even if its all meant as a paradoy...

Weed should be given praise, not fucking be blamed for EVERYTHING.

He's a fucking joke.

Come on man, ur telling me that weed doesn't make you the slightest bit lazier? If you say no, I have to assume you're lying

[LIP]

No, it doesnt. I smoke at work, and i still get work done. Just because it might make you lazier doesnt mean it makes EVERYONE lazier.

No offence, but afroman sucks, end of.

[the yeag]

preach on brother.....cause i got high cause i got high

[LIP]

yeah well do you have any skills


Yes, infact i do. I have many. For a start im a Marine Diesel Engineering Specialist, i've played bass guitar and normal guitar for more than 2/3 of my life, and i was in a very successful band.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

No, it doesnt. I smoke at work, and i still get work done. Just because it might make you lazier doesnt mean it makes EVERYONE lazier.

No offence, but afroman sucks, end of.

I never said it makes you a deadbeat or anything, but it makes tends to make most people procrastinate a bit more, i find..

[the yeag]

well kieth richards thats because you smoke crack all day.......cause i got high cause i got cause i got high............................i keep posting on my thread and i dont know why cause i got high.....

[the yeag]

i had fun posting this today.....cause im high
even though it turned out gay......cause im high
i promise this is my last post okay....cause im to high to high to high


well mabye one last time .....cause im high
because .....it is my rhyme.......and im high
i still think its a cool idea,but dont know why........cause im high cause im high,oh me oh my....................................

[Samwhore]

lmao your blazed

[the yeag]

but still...you cant post a proper rhyme.....shame shame..........

cause your probbably 15 years old thats why....to young to get high....get high...get ...high

[the yeag]

ha my young frankenstien your back among the living..............................live live

[K_Shootz_Den]

eh uhm this thread is seriously gay, its not funny, its not interesting, the words in your posts dont even match the song, your lyrics are horrible, and you have way too much time if your still doing this, afroman is good and all, but not when you try to act like him, give it a rest already

[the yeag]

fuck you and your shitty attitude my lyrics are great...and its a parrody...douchebag......not supposed to be a carbon copy. so.........here ya go you no talent hack........

It's like i dont care about nothing man..... K shoots is a punk
roll another blunt, yea [ohh ohhh ohhh ohhh]

i was gonna talk some shit, until i got high
mabye first a bong hit, oh yeah im high
now im bitch slapping( k shoots)....and he knows why
cause i got high,cause i got high cause i got high

la da da da da da da

(k shoots) an't gonna talk shit and i know why
cause he got no game and a black eye
think ill steal his weed, come on bitch try
i dare you to reply, reply reply.........

[the yeag]

see you in hell........if it's gonna be that kind of party...im sticking my dick in the mashpotatoes....

[TokeTilImBroke]

i kinda thought your lyrics were funny honestly, but maybe thats cuz i am high, but that sticking your dick in mashed potatoes is just homo dude. None of that needed here.

[K_Shootz_Den]

fuck you and your shitty attitude my lyrics are great...and its a parrody...douchebag......not supposed to be a carbon copy. so.........here ya go you no talent hack........

It's like i dont care about nothing man..... K shoots is a punk
roll another blunt, yea [ohh ohhh ohhh ohhh]

i was gonna talk some shit, until i got high
mabye first a bong hit, oh yeah im high
now im bitch slapping( k shoots)....and he knows why
cause i got high,cause i got high cause i got high

la da da da da da da

(k shoots) an't gonna talk shit and i know why
cause he got no game and a black eye
think ill steal his weed, come on bitch try
i dare you to reply, reply reply.........

wow honestly i cant believe you took the time to post all that, you really are gay, i cant be bothered replying to you anymore though so have fun replying to your own crappy thread over and over and over you wannabe

[the yeag]

wow, you really are a punk......(k-shoots)..now get over here and wash my laundry...........as far as sticking my dick in the mashpotatoes ( till im broke)......you can thank the Beastie Boys.........



I ate to much last night..... cause i got high
every bag of dorrito's in sight ....cause i was high
tried to take a shit.....ladadada..........something aint right
cause i got high ......cause i got high.......cause i got high



ya know what pisses me off the most.......empty beer cans

[the yeag]

you still cant battle the yeag....... i wrote the grand daddy rap but it got deleted...your lucky punk...go wash my socks

[the yeag]

blah blah blah.......

your such a piece of shi.t ...when you get high
you wine like a little bitc.h....when you get high
so shut up and watch me toke...as i get high get get high high

[Mista Sippi]

afroman is the motherfucking shit! he used to run round out in hattiesburg mississippi. i know plenty of people that got weed from him, or smoked with him. everybody say he a goddamn fool. i seen him at the dock performin once, he was smokin a blunt and shit on stage. he's pretty fuckin thowed

[the yeag]

quit deleting my rhymes.......

[the yeag]

i was supposed to cut the grass today....but i got high

the shit a'int been done since may....cause i'm always high

now i'm sitting on the porch smoking a phat J...and you know why

the cops cant even see me... cause the grass is high.... cause i got high....cause my grass is high...cause it 's high....

[buddymyfriend]

Sorry Yeag, im with LIP on this. Afroman has no talent and brings the herb down, as do you with the boards!

Peace

Buddy

[the yeag]

oh isn't that fucking sweet my favorite groupie posted on my afroman

thread.....if you hate me why do you follow me around picking up crumbs....budmyfriend........the yeag~ slaps cock in budmyfriends face.

[buddymyfriend]

oh isn't that fucking sweet my favorite groupie posted on my afroman

thread.....if you hate me why do you follow me around picking up crumbs....budmyfriend........the yeag~ slaps cock in budmyfriends face.

Dont flatter yourself Yeag! You bring too much hate and negativity to the boards. I'm not gonna waste my time trying to reason with you, coz quite frankly my dear I dont give a damn!

Peace

Buddy

[the yeag]

ok miss scarlet....now go back to the kitchen....make me a sandwich

[the yeag]

this was funny

[the yeag]

i was gonna buy some DRO at school today .....cause i got high

my noob friends cut class ok ....and we got high

now my lungs hurt real bad and i don't know why...

cause i'm a DRO buying no0b that smoked a shwaggy bag...oh me oh my

i'll be in my parents basement crying on myspace.......cause i got high cause i got high...

[surreys princess]

i didnt do the dishes...cause i got high

i didnt sort the wash...cause i got high

now i am eating cupcakes cause of the yeaggggggggggg..cause i got high..cause i got high..cause i got high

**cluck cluck*

[the yeag]

i didnt do the dishes...cause i got high

i didnt sort the wash...cause i got high

now i am eating cupcakes cause of the yeaggggggggggg..cause i got high..cause i got high..cause i got high

**cluck cluck*

i'm looking up cupcakes on google images cause i'm off work and bored in NC and i am sooooo high...

[surreys princess]

for your collection...

[Synthesizer Man]

My 'street' name is Afroman.

To some extent, the song can be the story of my life sometimes!

[Nochowderforyou]

I'm sorry, Afroman blows. :p

[Skink]

Yup,,,Afroman is a turd...

[Arklenao2]

yeag blows

[d00d989]

No offence, but afroman sucks, end of.

i agree.....i HATE that song, and it really strengthens the stereotype that stoners are lazy.

fuck that shit

[Up In Smoke 420]

Sup guys?

Don't care for that song to much.. some of Afroman's songs though are good and the lyrics are funny, buuuut he also has some songs that suck. Download Whack Rappers by him he disses everyone.

peace out keep it real.;)

[suhl]

i like afro man. it is your own failing if you take rap music seriously in the first place. i dont really like because i got high.

[the yeag]

yeag blows


DICK

[robert42]

im here to stop yeag looking embarressed cos he got high, im continuing this pointless thread cos i gotta high cos i got high i think im gonna die dum dum dum dum dum i was gonna masturbate but then i got high,.,

[the yeag]

hey thx for participating.. at least a few people can read

[Mista Sippi]

the yeag is my idol! when i grow up, i want to be just like him, and slap noobs. I'm working on being banned as many times as he is!

[lil josh]

i was gona ave a go at yeag...
but then i got high
i was gona call him a noob
but then i got high
i was gona say all this crazy shit but by that timeeeeee
i was so high
i was so high
i was so high
la
la
la
la
la
la

afroman is a noob
at getting high
he gives weed a bad name
by getting high
he blames all his lazyness
on getting high
o my i wish he wud die
i wish he wud die
i wish he wud die
la
la
la
la
la
la

[TheFatKid]

darp. im high
clark. im high
sheep. im high.
larry the car. im high.


Did I win?

[mfitzp]

wait im gonna get realy realy high and try this *grabs bong* :rastasmoke:

[the yeag]

the yeag is my idol! when i grow up, i want to be just like him, and slap noobs. I'm working on being banned as many times as he is!



I have another alter boy:jointsmile:


Everytime I post on this thread i lose a little more of my sanity.

[yoda]

i wasnt gonna smoke today, but then i got high
didnt have much to say, but then i got high
today wasnt so dull, and i know why
because i got high, because i got high, because i got hiiiiigh

[Leebstatus]

I hate Afroman, cos his music is shit, and the lyrics insult weed, even if its all meant as a paradoy...

Weed should be given praise, not fucking be blamed for EVERYTHING.

He's a fucking joke.

Damn dude. Ever heard of satire? It was made to make fun of all the people who really think that shit. Stephen Colbert has perfected that shtick. Tumbleweed (http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Tumbleweed-lyrics-Afroman/2B07084F50AADC1F48256AC0001111DA) does a good job of praising it. Even though he mentions failing drug tests because he doesn't want to stop smoking, that's obviously not rare. Take a look at the drug test forum, lol.

Personally I hate the song just because it's repetitive and annoying, but some of his other shit is fun to listen to when you're baked. And that chicken noise makes me die every time I hear it.