help...

[koshea]

guys...i just smoked a fatttt asssss bowl of superskunk and im blazed...and everytime i get high as a mofo i get scared and paranoid im gonna get ought. it happens so much i expect it....im not really worried of the consequences but i duno im paranoid and rambling and high

[sodapop]

Maybe you shouldnt smoke that much. Instead of taking the amount of hits that you normally take to get you paranoid, cut it back. If it takes you 3 good hits to get you f**** up, then just inhale ONE LONG HIT and hold it in for as long as you can (till you choke and your lungs are about to combust). Hope that helps. GLUCK

[Mello.as.Hello]

For real, dude. Mellow out- Nothing's worse than a paranoid high. I say next time smoke before you go to bed. You can't really get in too much trouble if you're already almost passed out in bed. And... drink less caffeine?

Fuck, I don't know. Maybe it's something to do with the police right outside your door, or your mom (who works for the FBI). Anyhow, tell the helicopters I said hello, and try not to be all "fugitive" about it. ok?

[koshea]

dude i so forgot i made this thread

[Kombucha]

Lol my friend got really paranoid the other day when his parents were away. He kept looking through the window to see if his parents were coming home early so I made him eat a whole tub of ice cream to shut him up.

[Kid Dynamite]

Yeah, once one of my buddies got totally wrecked, and he was really paranoid that the police were gonna raid the police because we were playing the music loud. So half a dozen of my freinds snuck out and burst through the door shouting "Police, This is a raid!" My freind ran straight out the back door and jumped into the pond. Fucking Hilarious...

[Kombucha]

Lol