Write your own sequel to Snakes on a Plane!

[souldistortion]

Alright guys, due to the wild popularity of this film, not to mention its ridiculous title and plot, I figured it would be a great idea to see how creative people could get, writing a fake sequel to it. Here is mine.

Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes in Space

Starring: Chuck Norris and Samuel L Jackson

Plot: In a desperate attempt to sabotage the United States first shuttle to mars, the Russian government 'secretly' places 1000's deadly snakes inside the cockpit of the shuttle. In a desperate struggle to survive, Chuck and his co-pilot Leonard use 0 gravity to their advantage in a true bloodthirsty fight to the bitter end!

[friendowl]

how about

"snakes at the mall"

"snakes on a building"

"snakes on a train"


plot

government creates highly toxic
chemical weapon
terrorists use snakes to fuck shit up

sick demented teen
gets revenge on society
fuck the mall

[Wesley Pipes]

how bout this one...

Ferrets on a Ferry

Starring: Stallone and Kate Beckinsale (purely for eye candy :p)

Osama's newest plan to hit innocent civilians,
he plants hundreds of rabid, vicious, genetically engineered poison Ferrets on a ferry From Ireland to New York City,
stallone has to think of a way to save the day whilst Kate Beckinsale gets nekkid :dance:

[souldistortion]

how bout this one...

Ferrets on a Ferry

Starring: Stallone and Kate Beckinsale (purely for eye candy :p)

Osama's newest plan to hit innocent civilians,
he plants hundreds of rabid, vicious, genetically engineered poison Ferrets on a ferry From Ireland to New York City,
stallone has to think of a way to save the day whilst Kate Beckinsale gets nekkid :dance:

haha best idea ever. kate beckinsale is a must

[friendowl]

ferrets are wicked creatures
good one

[souldistortion]

how bout this one...

Ferrets on a Ferry

Starring: Stallone and Kate Beckinsale (purely for eye candy :p)

Osama's newest plan to hit innocent civilians,
he plants hundreds of rabid, vicious, genetically engineered poison Ferrets on a ferry From Ireland to New York City,
stallone has to think of a way to save the day whilst Kate Beckinsale gets nekkid :dance:

Putting osama behind it is brilliant lol

[robert42]

Karaoke Kangaroo's

Its a team of Karaoke Kangaroos who take the world by storm with there singing/dancing

Staring: R.L.Stine (The Writer of Goosebumps), Chuck Norris, and Bruce Lee's Nan

[PaRaNoIa]

How about sheep on a bus?

Starring: ME and some porn star (but the porn star's pussy is not destroyed)


Plot: Well, as we all know, sheep don't pose a serious threat, so I just move them out of the bus and you know what happens next.. I leave.. -_-


:p

[sanguinekane]

Spiders on a Submarine.

After a deep sea research submarine is actualy discovered to be ferrying a nuclear warhead, terrorists release a whole bunch of poisonous and creepy spiders. Samuel L. Jackson, Harrison Ford, and Ben Stiller have only hours to rescue the sub, crew, and the warhead from the 8 legged death machines.

And Kate Beckinsale can get naked in this one to.

[Inferius]

Snakes Off A Plane.
A documentary of the snake's sexual lives after the traumatic plane expirience.
Hosted by the Australian guy.
With marvin gaye soundtrack.

[souldistortion]

Snakes Off A Plane.
A documentary of the snake's sexual lives after the traumatic plane expirience.
Hosted by the Australian guy.
With marvin gaye soundtrack.

ahaha

[Greenport]

Rhinos on a rollercoaster
starring joe pesci and robet dinero

[hipEstoner]

haha best idea ever. kate beckinsale is a must

the ferrets were raised in the caves where terrorists were hiding

[azure]

"rhinos in a car".
3 rhinos are crammed in a taxi as robert de-nero tries to do his daily pick-ups without frustrating them whilst driving at high speeds up and down san fransisco.

[4gan2ja0]

"rhinos in a car".
3 rhinos are crammed in a taxi as robert de-nero tries to do his daily pick-ups without frustrating them whilst driving at high speeds up and down san fransisco.

hahahahaha thats genious man

[Reefer Rogue]

The snakes should've dropped from the plane and landed on a boat.

Sequeal = Snakes on a cruise.

[jmaster]

I was walking through Blockbuster videos 2 days ago and there on the wall was the movie "Snakes on a train". No lie, I bought shit myself upon this discovery.

[ShadowGate420]

Snakes in your ass. starring ron jeremy and samuel L. jackson.

[budsmoker]

potheads in a fast food place
story a number of pothaeds who got so fukin baked that now they have the munchies and are looking 4 somewhere 2 eat so they start taking over every fast food restraunt in the town

[Samwhore]

i liked bees on a bus from the other snakes on a plane thread

[CBsDankNugs]

hahaha lmao. all these afe fucking halarious.

[pbzeppelin90]

snakes in the grass

some guy goes to light up only to find a cobra sitting in his stash

WOAH!

imagin that high. that would scare the shit out of me.
long story short, he smokes the snake out, and they spend the remainder of the movie eating doritos, drinking pepsi, and watching duece bigalo male jigalo

[robert42]

or...

SNAKES ON COCAINE


After there huge sucess in snakes on a plane. we meet up with the snakes to see how there coping with there huge stardom only to find them off there heads on cocaine

we follow a intresting look into how drugs and fame goes to the snakes heads

[graph]

Samuel L Jackson as:

That guy from pulp fiction in:

Another insane movie idea that samuel l. jackson wouldn't let die.