Two-Headed Baby

[jamstigator]

A two-headed baby was born in Indonesia this week. Here's a link to the story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810/hl_afp/indonesiahealthtwins_060810132311

This story, combined with a big bowl of good bud, made me wonder about some stuff.

Assuming the baby lives, here's the questions I have:

* Will one head be able to declare the other a dependent?
* Will they be charged single or double fare on planes?
* Will they have to file taxes separately?
* What if one head downloads copyrighted MP3s? Will both get screwed by the RIAA?
* If one violates a law and is imprisoned, isn't this unjust for the other?
* Can one sleep while the other one drives the body? (That'd rock!)
* Won't she have fantastic pornstar potential? Double the head!
* Won't there always be 'reasonable doubt' if they commit a crime? (She did it! No, SHE did it!)
* If one head is above water, can the other one stay underwater forever?
* If one drinks a case of beer, but the other one drives, is that a DUI?
* If one gets a restraining order against the other, do they have to cut off a head?
* Can they read two books at the same time?
* Can their brains communicate with each other nonverbally?
* What if one inhales while the other is exhaling?
* Can one take a huge bong rip, and have the other exhale it?

Lol, if she/they live, their life is gonna be fucking interesting! ;)

[Tots]

Jamstigator your posts can amuse me for far too long. And that article was terribly written.

[jamstigator]

More questions!

* If one consents to sex, but the other doesn't, is that rape?
* Does each head control part of the body, or what?
* If they get themselves sexually excited, is that incest or masturbation?
* Do they collect two paychecks?
* If they go on Girls Gone Wild, do they have to sign one model release form or two?
* Can you put a joint in one mouth, then suck on the other mouth and get a hit?
* Do they have to pay for two life insurance policies?
* Can one talk while the other drinks?
* If one's a Jew and one's a fundamentalist Muslim, will they kill each other?
* If one has a religious proscription against drinking, does the other head drinking violate it?
* If you give one head a noogie, does the other one feel it?
* If they smoke pot through one head only, will they need 4 eyes worth of Visine?
* If one head closes its eyes, can it see through the other head's eyes?

[WeedGremblin]

kill that freak, ill stomp it out for 5 bucks

[plastik]

lol, very funny questions. and some of those can have serious real world implications, and may be hard to make a decision upon.

[daima]

A two-headed baby was born in Indonesia this week. Here's a link to the story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810/hl_afp/indonesiahealthtwins_060810132311

This story, combined with a big bowl of good bud, made me wonder about some stuff.

Assuming the baby lives, here's the questions I have:

* Will one head be able to declare the other a dependent?
* Will they be charged single or double fare on planes?
* Will they have to file taxes separately?
* What if one head downloads copyrighted MP3s? Will both get screwed by the RIAA?
* If one violates a law and is imprisoned, isn't this unjust for the other?
* Can one sleep while the other one drives the body? (That'd rock!)
* Won't she have fantastic pornstar potential? Double the head!
* Won't there always be 'reasonable doubt' if they commit a crime? (She did it! No, SHE did it!)
* If one head is above water, can the other one stay underwater forever?
* If one drinks a case of beer, but the other one drives, is that a DUI?
* If one gets a restraining order against the other, do they have to cut off a head?
* Can they read two books at the same time?
* Can their brains communicate with each other nonverbally?
* What if one inhales while the other is exhaling?
* Can one take a huge bong rip, and have the other exhale it?

Lol, if she/they live, their life is gonna be fucking interesting! ;)

MMMMMmmmmm twice the crying, and half the poop. Sounds like a deal:thumbsup:

dai*ma:stoned: sfca

[zeebo phillips]

Wow...just...wow...

[daima]

Wow...just...wow...

Did you know that when jesus was on the cross everyone was saying..." he is such a nice guy..., it's a shame that he has to die"

jesus said,...." i wouldnt have to die if one of you assholes would get a ladder and a pair of pliars":confused:

dai*ma:stoned: sfca
my message to jesus? get off the cross, we could use the wood.:D

[crudemood]

those are really interesting questions jamstigator!
i wonder if they're considered one person or two
they share the same body and two brains..
so will the two brains send mixed signals to body parts?
this is the coolest baby alive!
and to WeedGrembin, that wasnt very nice, what did the baby ever do to you?

[Cheery Cherry]

Awww, that is so sad. You know they would be treated like a freak for the rest of their life if they don't have a surgery, which, I believe most do. Most people can be cruel.

[Captain Hanks]

A two-headed baby was born in Indonesia this week. Here's a link to the story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810/hl_afp/indonesiahealthtwins_060810132311

This story, combined with a big bowl of good bud, made me wonder about some stuff.

Assuming the baby lives, here's the questions I have:

* Will one head be able to declare the other a dependent?
* Will they be charged single or double fare on planes?
* Will they have to file taxes separately?
* What if one head downloads copyrighted MP3s? Will both get screwed by the RIAA?
* If one violates a law and is imprisoned, isn't this unjust for the other?
* Can one sleep while the other one drives the body? (That'd rock!)
* Won't she have fantastic pornstar potential? Double the head!
* Won't there always be 'reasonable doubt' if they commit a crime? (She did it! No, SHE did it!)
* If one head is above water, can the other one stay underwater forever?
* If one drinks a case of beer, but the other one drives, is that a DUI?
* If one gets a restraining order against the other, do they have to cut off a head?
* Can they read two books at the same time?
* Can their brains communicate with each other nonverbally?
* What if one inhales while the other is exhaling?
* Can one take a huge bong rip, and have the other exhale it?

Lol, if she/they live, their life is gonna be fucking interesting! ;)

that picture was rad, i don't think they are going to live long, thad be weird

[Breukelen advocaat]

They should put that unfortunate creature out of it's misery, ASAP.

[Kryzco]

w.t.f.

thats pretty neat

I wish I was born with an extra head, that way I'll never be lonely and i always have someone to bother

i feel sorry for the kid(s?) but I'm so intrigued by it

[daima]

w.t.f.

thats pretty neat

I wish I was born with an extra head, that way I'll never be lonely and i always have someone to bother

i feel sorry for the kid(s?) but I'm so intrigued by it

perhaps your curiosity comes from being told(brainwashed)that we have a perfect God who created the human being in his image? two heads sounds like quite a fuck-up, to me. Unlessssss......, god actually has two heads and we who only have one are the real freaks?:confused:

dai*ma:stoned: sfca

[daima]

They should put that unfortunate creature out of it's misery, ASAP.

i think i have to agree with you.

dai*ma:stoned: sfca
This two headed baby, imo, should of been terminated in the womb.
Keep abortion legal.:thumbsup:

[daima]

w.t.f.

thats pretty neat

I wish I was born with an extra head, that way I'll never be lonely and i always have someone to bother

i feel sorry for the kid(s?) but I'm so intrigued by it


getting extra head sounds good, but having an extra head sounds too complicated for me.;)

dai*ma:stoned: sfca

[jamstigator]

What if she lives, and breeds true? That is, her children also have two heads and also live. And if one can drive the body while the other sleeps, they'd have a serious advantage over us normal one-headed people, since we have to stop working to sleep. They could work constantly and sleep in shifts! Multi-core humans, they're the future!

Der takin' our jobs!

[daima]

What if she lives, and breeds true? That is, her children also have two heads and also live. And if one can drive the body while the other sleeps, they'd have a serious advantage over us normal one-headed people, since we have to stop working to sleep. They could work constantly and sleep in shifts! Multi-core humans, they're the future!

Der takin' our jobs!

yer job is being taken, it's being given away.

dai*ma:stoned: sfca

Should i hate a people for the shade of their skin
or the shape of their eyes or the shape i'm in
Should i hate them for having our jobs today
No, i hate the men that sent the jobs away:thumbsup:

[Davidj56]

I wonder what it would look like if they got into a fight?

[Euphoric]

Some fucked up things have been going down there lately huh? Two headed babies, tsunamis, and that volcano that erupted on 6/6/6. Ima keep my eye on that place from now on.

[canuck grower]

Sorry to try and resurrect this as some sort of zombie thread, but this reminded me of something I heard about recently: 2 conjoined twin girls. There was a documentary on them but all I've seen is this clip: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/351485/conjoined_twins/

More info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_and_Brittany_Hensel

[MastaChronic]

what if i....
grew another fuckin head?
and his name was
violent ed?
and he'd head butt me
everytime i cussed
i would need to two microphones when i bust
would you show me love even with another head?
or would you be like..
"fuck you and ed!!"

violent j

[OniEhtRedrum781]

Ohhhhh God. Please! Nooooooo!

[MastaChronic]

id fuck her/them(idk)

[canuck grower]

That's where it gets strange, and where the documentary didn't dare go. Read the wikipedia page it gives a break down of their organs and what they share, how many of each. They have 2 spines & brains, one vagina. They're a little young dude, but yeah I did wonder if they would both get off during sex, or how the hell they would even negotiate that one if one of them liked a guy the other didn't or something. Definitely a lot of taboo questions you wish people would have the balls to ask them.

[TokinAsianGuy]

2 minds. 1 body.

I just went on a rant about existentialism and realised, no one really cares anyway. So i ctrl-A deleted it all. But we're all potheads, so i don't need to tell you how profound this all is.

[MastaChronic]

theyre 16, im 17.
this could be awesome, one could be suckin me off while the other is tongueing my balls.
do they have three tits?

[canuck grower]

read the wikipedia page, 2 breasts dude.