Two-Headed Baby

[jamstigator]

A two-headed baby was born in Indonesia this week. Here's a link to the story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810...s_060810132311

This story, combined with a big bowl of good bud, made me wonder about some stuff.

Assuming the baby lives, here's the questions I have:

* Will one head be able to declare the other a dependent?
* Will they be charged single or double fare on planes?
* Will they have to file taxes separately?
* What if one head downloads copyrighted MP3s? Will both get screwed by the RIAA?
* If one violates a law and is imprisoned, isn't this unjust for the other?
* Can one sleep while the other one drives the body? (That'd rock!)
* Won't she have fantastic pornstar potential? Double the head!
* Won't there always be 'reasonable doubt' if they commit a crime? (She did it! No, SHE did it!)
* If one head is above water, can the other one stay underwater forever?
* If one drinks a case of beer, but the other one drives, is that a DUI?
* If one gets a restraining order against the other, do they have to cut off a head?
* Can they read two books at the same time?
* Can their brains communicate with each other nonverbally?
* What if one inhales while the other is exhaling?
* Can one take a huge bong rip, and have the other exhale it?

Lol, if she/they live, their life is gonna be fucking interesting!

jamstigator Reviewed by jamstigator on 08-16-2006. Two-Headed Baby A two-headed baby was born in Indonesia this week. Here's a link to the story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810/hl_afp/indonesiahealthtwins_060810132311 This story, combined with a big bowl of good bud, made me wonder about some stuff. Assuming the baby lives, here's the questions I have: * Will one head be able to declare the other a dependent? * Will they be charged single or double fare on planes? Rating: 5

[Tots]

Jamstigator your posts can amuse me for far too long. And that article was terribly written.

[jamstigator]

More questions!

* If one consents to sex, but the other doesn't, is that rape?
* Does each head control part of the body, or what?
* If they get themselves sexually excited, is that incest or masturbation?
* Do they collect two paychecks?
* If they go on Girls Gone Wild, do they have to sign one model release form or two?
* Can you put a joint in one mouth, then suck on the other mouth and get a hit?
* Do they have to pay for two life insurance policies?
* Can one talk while the other drinks?
* If one's a Jew and one's a fundamentalist Muslim, will they kill each other?
* If one has a religious proscription against drinking, does the other head drinking violate it?
* If you give one head a noogie, does the other one feel it?
* If they smoke pot through one head only, will they need 4 eyes worth of Visine?
* If one head closes its eyes, can it see through the other head's eyes?

[WeedGremblin]

kill that freak, ill stomp it out for 5 bucks

[plastik]

lol, very funny questions. and some of those can have serious real world implications, and may be hard to make a decision upon.

[daima]

A two-headed baby was born in Indonesia this week. Here's a link to the story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810...s_060810132311

This story, combined with a big bowl of good bud, made me wonder about some stuff.

Assuming the baby lives, here's the questions I have:

* Will one head be able to declare the other a dependent?
* Will they be charged single or double fare on planes?
* Will they have to file taxes separately?
* What if one head downloads copyrighted MP3s? Will both get screwed by the RIAA?
* If one violates a law and is imprisoned, isn't this unjust for the other?
* Can one sleep while the other one drives the body? (That'd rock!)
* Won't she have fantastic pornstar potential? Double the head!
* Won't there always be 'reasonable doubt' if they commit a crime? (She did it! No, SHE did it!)
* If one head is above water, can the other one stay underwater forever?
* If one drinks a case of beer, but the other one drives, is that a DUI?
* If one gets a restraining order against the other, do they have to cut off a head?
* Can they read two books at the same time?
* Can their brains communicate with each other nonverbally?
* What if one inhales while the other is exhaling?
* Can one take a huge bong rip, and have the other exhale it?

Lol, if she/they live, their life is gonna be fucking interesting!

MMMMMmmmmm twice the crying, and half the poop. Sounds like a deal:thumbsup:

dai*ma:stoned: sfca

[zeebo phillips]

Wow...just...wow...

[daima]

Wow...just...wow...

Did you know that when jesus was on the cross everyone was saying..." he is such a nice guy..., it's a shame that he has to die"

jesus said,...." i wouldnt have to die if one of you assholes would get a ladder and a pair of pliars"

dai*ma:stoned: sfca
my message to jesus? get off the cross, we could use the wood.

[crudemood]

those are really interesting questions jamstigator!
i wonder if they're considered one person or two
they share the same body and two brains..
so will the two brains send mixed signals to body parts?
this is the coolest baby alive!
and to WeedGrembin, that wasnt very nice, what did the baby ever do to you?

[Cheery Cherry]

Awww, that is so sad. You know they would be treated like a freak for the rest of their life if they don't have a surgery, which, I believe most do. Most people can be cruel.