A two-headed baby was born in Indonesia this week. Here's a link to the story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810...s_060810132311

This story, combined with a big bowl of good bud, made me wonder about some stuff.

Assuming the baby lives, here's the questions I have:

* Will one head be able to declare the other a dependent?
* Will they be charged single or double fare on planes?
* Will they have to file taxes separately?
* What if one head downloads copyrighted MP3s? Will both get screwed by the RIAA?
* If one violates a law and is imprisoned, isn't this unjust for the other?
* Can one sleep while the other one drives the body? (That'd rock!)
* Won't she have fantastic pornstar potential? Double the head!
* Won't there always be 'reasonable doubt' if they commit a crime? (She did it! No, SHE did it!)
* If one head is above water, can the other one stay underwater forever?
* If one drinks a case of beer, but the other one drives, is that a DUI?
* If one gets a restraining order against the other, do they have to cut off a head?
* Can they read two books at the same time?
* Can their brains communicate with each other nonverbally?
* What if one inhales while the other is exhaling?
* Can one take a huge bong rip, and have the other exhale it?

Lol, if she/they live, their life is gonna be fucking interesting!
jamstigator Reviewed by jamstigator on . Two-Headed Baby A two-headed baby was born in Indonesia this week. Here's a link to the story: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810/hl_afp/indonesiahealthtwins_060810132311 This story, combined with a big bowl of good bud, made me wonder about some stuff. Assuming the baby lives, here's the questions I have: * Will one head be able to declare the other a dependent? * Will they be charged single or double fare on planes? Rating: 5