DETOX DIARY first entry AUGUST 15TH

[DevilInAGreenDress]

Hello All @ CANNABIS.COM!
It's kinda ironic that day after I decide to quit smoking and renounce my pothead boyfriend, that I'm faced with such a dilemna; my past smacked my ass forrealz today. I got a dream job.... the kinda job that most young (or not so young) women would die for. I started orientation today and was told and at the end of my perfect day was given a lab form to take a drug test within the next 10 days. The head began to spin. I was to be a part of an elite, exclusive and elegant guild of women. My membership was contingent on the fact that I wasn't a toker. That I wasn't a part of that culture.... I mean well I assume... considering the fact that the only recreational drug that stays in your system more than 10 days in weed. I'm fucking disappointed that all my efforts and my aspirations may be diminished to nothing just because I just haddddd to smoke... I mean the reason I started smoking was because of a spiritual awakening I had while on the drug. I began using the drug to open my mind in ways I was never able to before. How do I explain that to the "Devil that wears Prada"? And I'm so mad at my boyfriend for not supporting me in my efforts to get clean. But what do you expect from a guy whose been smoking for 14 years and is only 26? I wasn't smoking when I met him.... but in order to communicate with him, which was so hard me not smoking and him smoking constantly, I picked up that olddddd habit again. Hey I''m not blaming him, I shouldn't. I'm 21 and now's the time to start owing my actions and taking responsibility for what I do. I just never fucking thought smoking would possibly cost me my future. Started taking vitamins, drinking gallons of water, detox tea, cranberry juice. Gonna start saunas.... maybe working out as well. I am going to continue to document my fight to pass this test, so that others can look at this and maybe benefit. Maybe not have to end up in a situation like this. Scared, unable to sleep or concentrate because of some stupid lousy bastard's idea of employee quality control. I'm 5'10 and between 140-150 lbs. Suggestions and tips will all be highly appreciated and are welcomed. Peace Love and Smoke the shit out of that weed for me!
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[Tots]

Drink a lot of water, as much as you can stomach but take in some sodium too so that you don't get water poisoning or whatever its called. When is the last time you toked? Finally 10 days should be enough time if they are doing a Urine test, but if its hair folicole then you are in trouble :( goodluck

[Damon32]

You said that you were thinking about working out....That is probably the most important thing you can do on the list of things you were talking about.

It is a must if you are going to detox. I believe that the other "most important thing" is green tea which is one of the greatest natural antioxidants.

I spoke of "cleansing" a few days ago in a thread and how important it is to your body and mind to do a good 30 to 90 day natural cleanse for your body to maintain its health.

There are all sorts of natural cleanses that you can purchase at your local health food store. I said health food store, not GNC where most people buy vitamins. I'm talking about naturally and organically you know what I'm saying?

For people that drink and smoke....you will be really surprised how great you will feel once you get into a good cleanse...after about a week you'll start feeling like a million dollars and it just gets better.

I know it's hard for most of us "stoners" to maintain abstinence for more than a week or so without slippin' back into blazing those fat logs of the sticky shit we so admire, but cmon for real guys!! You know the weed is not addicting....you dont go into withdrawls and shit like that at all and like I said before in my other post.....Once you get thru with your cleanse....you will be amazed at how baked you'll get when you blaze that first one up again...LOL!!

Good luck with the 10 day gig you are talking of and I'm looking forward to reading it, but in reality you really need to pass a test here. I think there is a chance if you are a healthy young person, that you can get clean in 10 days but dont be surprised if you DONT PASS. I'm not trying to be a downer on your quest, I'm just saying.

Well....to help you on your journey, you will need to load up on Creatine. Seeing how you have 10 days.... this gives you plenty of time. The Creatine will raise your creatin levels which is spoken of often on this sight for those that wish to deliver clean urine during a random. Your creatin levels will drop significantly if you give your lab watered down urine, but not if you load up on the powdered substance up to 48 hours before hand.

I suggest you go back and read as many of these posts as you can to help you decide if the route your gonna take is the one you really want to do. I know there was no way I could get clean in 10 days with my age and health condition so I decided to substitute with Quick Fix 4.0 and passed with flying colors and it was so damn easy.

I love the thought of keeping yourself clean the way you speak of thats for sure, we gotta do it sometimes, but seeing how you are getting a "random" or "pre employment" at your work you might want to consider substituting to make damn good and sure you pass.

Go back and read some of my threads or posts if you want info about substituting, as most fellow stoners on here highly recommend using this method to give them the peace of mind they need and rest assured that there are absolutely no worries.

Best of luck in your journey my friend!!!

[Damon32]

P.S.

I'm not trying to tell you what to do or this is what you should do.

I'm just telling you that if you surf these posts you'll see that there are a couple options for you and you should weigh them out.

If you smoke everyday, everyone on here knows there are only 3 "real" options that will work and have had success:

1. Dilution
2. Substitution
3. 30 day detox (some people more days / some people less)

There are options out there for you, explore them and decide what YOU want to do. You started out by being in the right place. You'll find everything you need to know right here on these boards.

Holla'

[Captain Hanks]

use synthetic urine, you can buy them online with urgent delivery, or pick one up at your local head shop

good luck!

[Smokeychik]

Yeah, the synthetic is the best bet UNLESS you live in North Carolina, South Carolina, New Jersy or Illinois. My husband has used it before, worked like a champ, then I tried to order some for my recent test and as of 6 months ago, they do not sell it in NC, it is now illegal. So, if you are in the other states you have no worries. I was so pissed! Good luck to you, this would be the only sure way to pass in only 10 days. Definately get a home test or 12 and try some different things. ;)

[FakeBoobsRule]

well I assume... considering the fact that the only recreational drug that stays in your system more than 10 days in weed. Started taking vitamins, drinking gallons of water, detox tea, cranberry juice. Gonna start saunas.... maybe working out as well. Ibastard's idea of employee quality control. I'm 5'10 and between 140-150 lbs. Suggestions and tips will all be highly appreciated and are welcomed. Peace Love and Smoke the shit out of that weed for me!
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Taking the vitamins and drinking excessive amounts of water or drinking detox tea or cranberry juice days before the test will not clean you out any faster. Diluting with water the day of the test can work but there is a precise protocol that should be followed. Doing it in advance will not wash you out. Your kidney filtration rate is not affected by excessive water intake. Some people say niacin helps but it does absolutely nothing as well as the detox teas. Those are a waste of money. The exercise will though help. But be sure to stop the exercise 4-5 days before the test. When you exercise and burn up fat and metabolize THC that THC ends up in the urine. So you doen't want to be in high gear depositing high amount of THC the day of the test if you are going to dilute. You should go buy a home drug test or two from a drug store or online and test using your first urine of the day. This will be the dirtiest. Then based on this result either decide to dilute or subsitute.

[Damon32]

Being a big fan of fake boobs myself (very well put), I agree. You gotta test at home and see what your pattern looks like.

If you see no improvement in a week, you better go get yer "synth wiz" yo', cuz it could save your job.

[513Ventures]

Yeah, the synthetic is the best bet UNLESS you live in North Carolina, South Carolina, New Jersy or Illinois. My husband has used it before, worked like a champ, then I tried to order some for my recent test and as of 6 months ago, they do not sell it in NC, it is now illegal. So, if you are in the other states you have no worries. I was so pissed! Good luck to you, this would be the only sure way to pass in only 10 days. Definately get a home test or 12 and try some different things. ;)

Actually only one retailer ships QuickFix to NC, SC, NJ, IL, and KY. Click the blue banner on cannabis.com for them.